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January 11, 2022 Scriptnotes, Transcribed

John and Craig consider the choices writers and characters make based on fear, flattery, or FOMO. They offer guidance on how to make authentic choices and discern between want vs. being wanted.

We also look at reshoots, both what they mean for production and the final story. We tackle listener questions on agents attending meetings, bad outlines, and unsupportive partners.

In our bonus segment for premium members, we discuss how to discuss movies at a party.

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Scriptnotes Episode 527 – Diehard, Transcript

December 15, 2021 Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here](https://johnaugust.com/2021/die-hard-extended-edition).

**John August:** Hello and welcome. My name is John August.

**Craig Mazin:** My name is Craig Mazin, ho-ho-ho.

**John:** And this is a special episode of Scriptnotes, a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriters.

On this very special episode we are going to be looking at the 1988 film Die Hard, how it works on a story level. We’re going to focus on what screenwriters can learn from it and some of the mistaken lessons people have tried to learn from it. This is not going to be a detailed look at the history of the film or its place in cinematic canons, because we’re not that interested in that kind of stuff, are we?

**Craig:** Yeah. I don’t really care. I just want to know what about this works so well. You and I both started in the early ‘90s. And in the early ‘90s there were a few movies that you were lectured about over and over. And Die Hard was definitely one of them.

**John:** So, Craig, what is your first exposure to Die Hard? Do you remember seeing it the first time? What was it for you?

**Craig:** Yes I do. I was a perfect age for it. I was 17 years old. I saw it in the movie theaters. I don’t remember when it came out.

**John:** Summer of 1988.

**Craig:** Yeah, so it was a Christmas movie in Summer. Summer of 1988 I was 17. What a great time. And I remember thinking it was a blast. I mean, it was fun, and you got the sense that you had shown up for a dumb movie and gotten something that wasn’t dumb at all.

**John:** Yeah. So weirdly I don’t remember seeing Die Hard the first time, but I do remember the first exposure I ever had to Die Hard as a concept which was summer of 1988. I was over at my friend Ethan Diamond’s house. His older brother, Andrew, came back from seeing Die Hard in the theaters. And we were standing in Ethan’s kitchen and Andrew said like, “I saw the future of movies and it is Die Hard.”

**Craig:** That’s kind of crazy. I mean, I remember thinking that when I saw The Matrix. I don’t know if I thought that when I saw Die Hard. In fact, I remember thinking this is just a really good version of for instance I think around that time I remember going to see Commando in the theaters with Arnold Schwarzenegger who gets weirdly name-checked in Die Hard. And I thought like, oh my god, this is like the best version of Commando ever. Yeah.

**John:** So we just did a special live show and Kevin Feige actually mentioned Die Hard as being the first time he saw a “normal” movie that he really liked, so a thing that didn’t involve super heroes, or fantasy, or elves, or gnomes, or dwarves. It was just a really great action movie. And so I think it has had an influence on even things beyond the normal action movies. And I think you can’t look at a lot of modern action movies without having some sense of what Die Hard did.

**Craig:** I agree. Die Hard gave us a sense of action pacing that I don’t think we were used to. And it also had a very odd modernity. Now, when we look at it we’re going to look at it also through the lens of its time. It is one of the most Reagan era movies possible.

**John:** Oh yeah.

**Craig:** But the fact that it said we’re not going to be in space. We’re not going to be out in the open field. We’re not going to be doing car chases, running around. We’re going to dump all the things we normally do in a big cops and robbers movie and we’re just going to stick it inside a building and let the confined space and the weird specifics of that building work to our benefit. That was pretty revolutionary.

**John:** I would also say the comedy that’s consistent throughout the movie, and characters who show up very late but are given very specific character comedy bits, has had an influence on sort of how we think about all these kind of movies. There’s that sense that you kind of don’t make an action movie without some sense of what the comedy is going to be owes a debt to Die Hard.

**Craig:** Yeah. I mean, you could say that all Ryan Reynolds movies should pay a little bit of money to Die Hard every time they happen, because Ryan Reynolds’ character is kind of the best evolution of the wise-cracking tough guy. So he’s in great shape, he can run, he can shoot, he can kill if he needs to. When it is time to punch and get serious he can. When he needs to be heartfelt and care about a person and a relationship he can. But a lot of the times while he’s doing it he’s just tossing out these sardonic one liners. And Bruce Willis kind of invented that.

**John:** I think so.

**Craig:** Yeah.

**John:** So today on the episode I want to talk through a couple different areas. We should talk about characters. How we set up characters. How we know who is who. The characters have arcs. They’re shallow but they’re there. And I want to talk through arcs. How you find the beats in those arcs, the motivation behind characters. And how we signal to the audience what the characters want, both in the very near term and long term. Sort of what their overall goals are. This is a great movie in talking about hero weakness and villain strength, because the relationship between hero and villain is very different in this movie than we might expect.

And it’s also a great example of something we want to show to other action stars about like this is how you can be an action star and not be perfect in every moment. And it’s his weakness that I think makes the John McClane character so endearing to the audience.

**Craig:** Absolutely. He repeatedly shows fear, which I think we generally like. Maybe some actors don’t understand that. But we in the audience really, really appreciate it.

**John:** Now, rewatching this movie for this segment I was really impressed by sort of how well-structured and plotted it is. It is a jeopardy machine. And we have come to expect that out of movies, but I was surprised that there were very few scenes where you say like, oh, you could cut that scene and it wouldn’t have any impact. Everything that is there is there and very necessary. And it is setting up and paying off stuff constantly. So as we go through the movie from top to bottom we’ll try to point out situations where they are setting this up really well and they are going to pay it off and they have a whole plan. I feel like if you were to put this movie up on the whiteboard you would see like, OK, this is a really tight film just on an outline level.

**Craig:** No question. It does a brilliant job of setting things up and paying them off. And I’d actually forgotten how some of these little tiny things – I mean, the movie begins with one of the strangest conversations ever. And that conversation actually becomes incredibly important.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** It has repercussions throughout the film. You just don’t realize it then. But it kind of works. It’s pretty remarkable in that regard. They’re really good at that.

**John:** We won’t get a chance to single out every joke, but what we were saying about the comedy of the movie and the specificity of the characters is really important. These aren’t just types of characters going through roles. They are very specifically drawn, which is nice.

But, Craig, you did in your How to Write a Movie podcast, you talked about theme and central dramatic question. And my rewatching of this I didn’t feel like that was a primary unifying element behind how Die Hard holds itself together. Did you in rewatching it do you feel like there’s a central dramatic question it’s trying to ask and answer?

**Craig:** Barely.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** Barely. And it turns on the relationship and it’s very simply encapsulated by the beginning and end of John McClane’s interaction with his wife, or maybe ex-wife, separated wife Holly. He comes to visit her, but they’ve been separated. And he essentially says in so many words, “I’m more important than you are.” And by the end he understands, no, actually we together are more important than just me. My needs don’t matter. I want to be a good husband to you. Very simple. Very, very, very simple.

But, essential. If you don’t have it, it really just is a guy running around a building and you don’t care.

**John:** Yep. And I think that’s a lesson that was mislearned by a bunch of people who tried to be Die Hard in a blank is that they didn’t do that work of what is the emotional journey he’s trying to go through.

**Craig:** Yeah. I remember at the time somebody made the joke that they were going in and pitching Die Hard in a building. It was really funny. So we had a spade of Die Hard – Die Hard did Die Hard on a plane, and Die Hard in an airport. There was a Die Hard in an everything. And Die Hard in a spaceship. And it got really, really frustrating.

Well, I mean, look, the gender politics are incredibly regressive. I mean, we have to talk about for a second how brilliantly this movie encapsulates the Reagan era. So very briefly you have a story about a woman who dares to have her own career. And her husband doesn’t want to follow her to Los Angeles because he’s a New York cop. And bizarrely has a backlog of cases? That’s not how policing works. He can just go ahead and be a cop in LA if he wants to. He can join that police department, I’m sure.

So this is the root of their marriage problems. She has dropped his name and is using her own. At the end, the way he saves her ultimately is by getting rid of this token of her success, which is the Rolex watch.

**John:** The Rolex watch.

**Craig:** She earned because she’s really good at her job. That has to go. And also she takes his name again because she must resume being his property, fully more. And this is really where I love Die Hard for being so Reagan era and honestly Trumpian in this regard, too. The ethos of the movie is that the people in charge of stuff like the bureaucrats in charge of law enforcement and the FBI, they don’t know anything. They’re stupid and incompetent. The media elites are terrible, unethical liars who don’t care about anything. The only people that can save you in the end – oh, and Europeans are trash.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** The only people who can save you in the end are just good old American men.

**John:** Working class men.

**Craig:** Working class men who are constantly rolling their eyes at the stupidity of those pencil neck “experts.” The insanity of the way that these police go about their job, not the police man we’re rooting for, but the police in charge. So like we’re procedure junkies now. We were not in 1988. So we watch this movie and we’re like, huh, I guess that’s how the police might. So there’s a cop car that’s been riddled with bullets, and a body also riddled with bullets has fallen out of a building onto the cop car. But the deputy chief of police is like, meh, I’m sure it’s nothing. OK, I buy it. No.

**John:** No. All right, but let’s talk about the gender politics for one second before we get into this, because looking at Bruce Willis’s character arc which is shallow but it is there, McClane does say, “Tell my wife I’ve been a jerk. I should have been more supportive.” He does have that epiphany as it comes through it. So I would say that they’ve drawn that relationship in a way that is meaningful within the course of the movie as presented. And I did like that it didn’t go out of its way to punish Holly’s character for being successful and being ambitious. They try to acknowledge that she should be able to do these things. The movie as a whole, everything gets destroyed, but I didn’t feel like they were trying to single her out.

And even though she is the woman who is being rescued, it didn’t have the very classic rescue princess tropes. She didn’t feel helpless through a lot of it. She was never screaming or panicked.

**Craig:** No.

**John:** She was incredibly competent.

**Craig:** But in the end they damseled her.

**John:** They did damsel her.

**Craig:** And it’s definitely a movie about a man rescuing a woman. She’s perfect. She has no flaws.

**John:** True.

**Craig:** Except for her weird insistence on being successful. [laughs] And a good mom. The Rolex thing is sort of startling. And the fact that at the end she’s like, “I am – no, my name is Holly McClane.” Look, it was 1988. I mean, she actually was a terrific character up until the kind of inevitable damseling. But I love the scene, and we’ll get to it, where she confronts Hans Gruber just in terms of you put me in charge. It was very well done. And Bonnie Bedelia.

**John:** Great.

**Craig:** A spectacular job. And this is a great place for us to stop and mention the writers that we’re talking about.

**John:** Yeah. So let’s talk about the background of all of this. This is a 1988 movie released by Fox. Directed by John McTiernan. Screenplay by Jeb Stuart and Steven de Souza. We’ll put a link in the show notes to the PDFs we have of it. Also we’ll have it up in Weekend Read. The script that we’re going to be talking about is a pretty close approximation of what the final movie is. So as we’re talking through this today we’re going to be talking in terms of like minutes in the movie, but the screenplay actually matches up pretty closely. The script I looked at was 127 pages and that feels about right to what the movie is.

**Craig:** It’s about a two-hour, ten-minute movie or so.

**John:** It’s based on a book by Roderick Thorp called Nothing Lasts Forever. I have not read the book, but I have read up some background on the book and I was surprised to see that the book actually has a lot more of the movie Die Hard in it than I would have guessed. Some of the stuff that’s in the 1979 book, so a retired NYC police detective, Joe Leland, is visiting the 40-story office tower headquarters of the Klaxon Oil Corporation, that changed, on Christmas Eve, where his daughter, Stephani Gennaro works. While he’s waiting for his daughter’s Christmas party to end a group of German Autumn terrorists take over the skyscraper, led by the brutal Anton Gruber.

**Craig:** Their gang name is Autumn-Era? So cool.

**John:** Joe had known about Gruber through a counterterrorism he attended years before. Barefoot, Leland slips away and manages to remain undetected in the giant office complex. Aided only by Los Angeles police sergeant Al Powell and armed only with his police issue pistol Leland fights off the terrorists one-by-one in an attempt to save 74 hostages and grandchildren. So that’s a Wikipedia summary, but there’s a lot of Die Hard in that summary. And so some of the things that are apparently in the book is McClane going through the air ducts, which is also a big pet peeve of mine.

**Craig:** Yep.

**John:** The C-4 bomb down the elevator shaft. Jumping off the exploding roof with a fire hose attached to his waist and then shooting through a window to gain reentry, which still feels like such a movie moment, but apparently was in the book. Taping his gun to his back in the climax. The book was apparently inspired by The Towering Inferno, which is obviously a clear prior to all of this.

Interesting piece of trivia. So Frank Sinatra starred in the first book in this series called The Detective and so he was offered the role of John McClane, but he would have been 70 when this–

**Craig:** I would love to see that.

**John:** It would be amazing.

**Craig:** Hey Hans–

**John:** You can really see him going through all the physical activity.

**Craig:** Absolutely. Well, I mean, the fact that the character of John McClane is running around. He’s a smoker. Looks like he’s, you know, getting close to 40. He’s a smoker. And he has incredible cardiovascular fitness.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** By the way, this is back when you could smoke in a car, smoke in an airport, and you could bring a gun on a plane.

**John:** A gun on a plane.

**Craig:** Gun on a plane. Yeah, no big deal.

**John:** All right. Let’s talk about the movie. Let’s start at the top and we’ll be going through it. From the very start we need to setup John McClane. We need to know that he’s a cop. That he’s from NYC. That his wife works here now. We need to establish that he’s still interested in women, so we see him making eyes at another woman on a plane.

**Craig:** Classic. Yeah, so his character is family man, trying to get his wife back, but still, you know, he’s hot-blooded American. And he makes eyes with the, well, they were stewardesses then. It was 1988. But before all of that he has the weirdest exchange with this guy.

**John:** Tell me about it.

**Craig:** So like normally speaking you don’t want to start a movie with a long conversation about nonsense with a day player. But that’s exactly what Die Hard does. It begins with John McClane having a conversation on the plane with his seatmate. John McClane is clearly scared to fly. It’s a great opening shot. He’s white-knuckling, literally. And the guy next to him is like, uh, you’re not a good flyer. And he says something that literally makes no sense. It’s a non-sequitur. He goes from “You’re not a good flyer” to “I’ve figured out how to – what you do when you land.” Which doesn’t make any sense. “To get accustomed after you travel you take your shoes and your socks off and you walk around on the carpet in your bare feet and you make little fists with your feet.”

And I’m thinking what cocaine-fueled nonsense is this? But it makes sense later.

**John:** It is incredibly useful later on. And I feel like as the movie starts you’re kind of free to do anything. So you can put in that nonsense business at the very top of the movie because no one has any expectation about what’s supposed to happen.

**Craig:** Correct.

**John:** So you can just do it. Yes, it is sort of nonsense-y, but it totally works. And of course it’s setting up that he’s going to be barefoot through a lot of the movie. And so his barefoot-ness becomes a huge crucial plot point.

**Craig:** A huge crucial plot point.

**John:** All right. So we’ve established that John McClane is arriving in Los Angeles. Now we need to setup his not quite ex-wife, Holly. We need to see her at her office. We need to establish that they have kids. The kids are with the nanny.

**Craig:** All right. Let’s talk about race in this movie for a second. Let’s get the tough stuff out of the way. This movie has some very strange racial stuff going on, not surprising for 1988. Holly has a housekeeper/nanny. She is meant to be Latin-American of some kind. She is Latina. Her accent is bizarre. I get the feeling that that actor may not actually have had that accent. Also, they did a thing that movies used to do with people like that. Characters who were from another country would insist on speaking back – they can understand English clearly. So Holly speaks to her in English. And the nanny answers back in half-English/half-Spanish pointlessly. Like for instance she’ll use the word Si instead of Yes. Just pointlessly as if to say, see, I’m from another country, but I’m nice.

It’s bizarre.

**John:** But let’s talk about why that character exists. It’s because they want to establish that they have kids, but the kids are not going to be in the movie. Until they kind of very late in the story are in the movie. But that they’re not going to be a crucial factor in this. They’re not in jeopardy.

**Craig:** Correct. And if that character and those kids never came back again it would feel a bit cheap, like fake stakes. But they do interestingly enough in kind of a key scene later. So, again, the screenwriters here are doing an excellent job of making sure that they’re setting up pins. And I like it when movies setup pins and I don’t understand that they’re pins. I just think that they’re things. And then later I go, ooh, OK. I get it. I get it now.

**John:** So once we’ve established that Holly and John McClane have kids, that they’re with the nanny, we meet Argyle, who is to me a very problematic character in this story.

**Craig:** Yeah.

**John:** He was a good idea who has like three or four beats. None of the beats where Argyle is by himself work especially well. This initial scene where he’s sort of welcoming John McClane to Los Angeles is probably the best of his beats.

**Craig:** I mean, it’s the only one really where he gets to be kind of vaguely human. I mean, look, Argyle is a regressive racial stereotype. And that’s not any offense to the actor playing him. That guy did his job, right. He was paid to do a job. He was an actor. And this is reality. This is why Robert Townsend made Hollywood Shuffle. I mean, this was the deal back then.

But it is kind of this kind of over smiley stereotype. And in fact when John McClane realizes that Argyle, even the name alone feels regressive, when Argyle is going to be his chauffeur he looks at him like, uh, really. They sent me a black guy as a driver? You feel like he’s a racist in that moment. Like all right I’ll give you a chance, kid. I mean, it’s weird. It’s weird. Argyle’s insistence on being super friendly to John McClane is weird. It doesn’t…ugh.

**John:** Yeah. So I think of all the subplots this is a subplot you could entirely take out and the movie would survive well. Because Argyle does nothing especially important throughout the rest of it.

So John McClane could take a taxi to the building and the same conversation could have been happening with the taxi driver.

**Craig:** Yeah. I mean, honestly Argyle weirdly seems like he’s there to close one of the strangest plot loops ever, which is the two black guys in the movie have to like – one black guy has to knock the other one out. You can only defeat a black man with another black man. It’s the weirdest – it’s 1988. It’s, oof. Yeah. Not great in that regard.

**John:** So here’s a moment that I really enjoyed as I watched it again was that once John McClane gets to the iconic–

**Craig:** Nakatomi Building.

**John:** Nakatomi Plaza Tower. So if you are coming to Los Angeles you will see the Nakatomi Plaza Tower because it is still kind of by itself. It is at the edge of the Fox Studio lot. If you’re parking there you will often park in this parking structure where Argyle parks.

**Craig:** It is not actually the Nakatomi Building. It is the Fox Building.

**John:** It is the Fox Building. And it is nearly as empty now as it was during the time of this because everyone has moved out of Fox.

**Craig:** I have never been in that building.

**John:** Oh I’ve been there.

**Craig:** Who is in that building?

**John:** Well, different stuff is in there at different times. And it’s not entirely Fox stuff that’s in there. I think it was business affairs-y kinds of things would be in the Fox Building.

**Craig:** Business affairs-y kind of things.

**John:** Yeah. So he arrives at this building and in singing in he has to use a computer screen which felt like very impressive for sort of the time.

**Craig:** Right.

**John:** And it’s just there to establish that his wife is not using his last name. And that is both a character moment but it becomes a very crucial plot moment because it’s why Gruber does not recognize that Holly is McClane’s wife.

**Craig:** And this is something this movie does really well over and over and over. It’s not content with a very simple linear I’m going to show you a thing because it means one thing. They’re really good at multi-purpose use of things. And we love that as an audience. When we think we know why something is in a movie and then the audience says, oh no, no, no, no, there’s another reason why. It gets us very excited.

**John:** And so that front desk will also become a recurring set because they will be putting in their own fake person at that front desk who Al will be interfacing with. So that becomes useful later on.

**Craig:** At this point in the movie I think we’ve met Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis.

**John:** We have met Hart Bochner. So this is another like only in the ‘80s kind of character we could find.

**Craig:** Wow.

**John:** So Hart Bochner as an actor, great, whatever, loving it. But like as a character I would say a smart choice to make somebody that you actually hate more than the terrorists, who you really want to see die.

**Craig:** Yeah, he was an incredibly broad comic character. I mean, someone said we want you to play – so again, 1988 politics. America was obsessed with Yuppies. So children, gather around. A Yuppie was a young, urban professional. Back in those days people were angry that there were people who were young, urban professionals. They hated them. They hated them for things like eating quiche. Quiche is delicious.

**John:** Delicious.

**Craig:** It’s eggs and cheese. If you have scrambled eggs and cheese, then you’re a perfectly fine He-Man trucker. If you eat cheese, then you’re no good. You’re Yuppie scum. And so they said to Hart Bochner we want you to play the scummiest, skeeviest Yuppie ever. And he probably showed them a version of it and they said, no, bigger. And then he’s like, OK. And then they were like, no, bigger. Snort coke. Say bubby. Be a total jerk. Bigger. Bigger!

And he did it. He hit the mark.

**John:** That’s what an actor does.

**Craig:** Listen, he followed his direction. Hat’s off. It’s not his fault.

**John:** So when he ultimately meets his fate we’re not that sad.

**Craig:** No. But I don’t remember necessarily feeling like thrilled either, because he just didn’t seem like a human being.

**John:** That is true.

**Craig:** He seemed so ridiculous. Whereas Bill Atherton, who made a wonderful career in the ‘80s of playing dickheads – “Yes, it’s true, this man has no dick” – from Ghostbusters. He’s playing the exact same character from Ghostbusters. A vicious prick. And he manages to seem real.

**John:** Yeah. A fine line. All right, so John McClane reaches the party. So to me it feels a little bit weird that you go to the party and not go to see your kids, but anyway he goes to the party.

**Craig:** I know.

**John:** But I buy it. At the start of this movie where I’m just learning the rules I bought that he’s going there first. And I do like that he’s seeing his wife. And it also feels like they might be getting – things might be going OK. And then they fall into their old patterns. And I thought those scenes were well handled.

**Craig:** I mean, there really is a scene. I mean, they have a scene. So he’s in her office which is more like a hotel room than an office. It just makes no sense.

**John:** Well, an executive bathroom.

**Craig:** Right. But then she says she’s really envious of Hart Bochner’s executive bathroom, which makes no sense because she’s technically his boss. I don’t understand any of it. And also she has a bathroom. It looks really nice. By the way, this is one of those movies that is simply impossible in the age of cell phones. But let’s put that aside.

They have one scene. And in that once scene you get the sense that she still loves him, which is important for us in the audience to know. That there’s hope. And then he has to be a dick about it because of the name thing. And when she marches out of there angry – oh, and I should say he’s washing up and in doing so he has removed his shirt to have his wife beater tee underneath. Did that cause any feelings for you as a young man?

**John:** Oh yeah. I think there’s a whole conversation to be had about sort of the wardrobe, but really Bruce Willis’s body which is sort of a central thing that changes so much over the course of the movie. He keeps stripping down to less, and less, and less.

**Craig:** But I didn’t remember that – in my mind I think he just flew out to Los Angeles in his wife beater tee-shirt. I forgot that he was wearing clothes and he just happened to have taken them off when things go down. So that’s such a – as a kid watching it I must have just thought, OK, he’s running around. Now I watch it and go, oh my god, there must have been so many meetings. And Bruce Willis was like, no, this is the one.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** This one makes me look great.

**John:** And also if you look at sort of the wardrobe department and also makeup, having to figure out like how dirty he is at every moment.

**Craig:** Continuity. Good lord.

**John:** The continuity of that would be so tough. Because his tee-shirt goes through at least 17 shades of brown and gray.

**Craig:** I mean, I’ll say this much at least. For a movie that costs, I think it was like $25 million which was quite a bit back then, it couldn’t have been all blown on his wardrobe. You can get 1,000 of those tee-shirts to have 1,000 different stages of distress and you’ll be fine.

**John:** Yep. He arrives at the party. A guy kisses him. He freaks out about that.

**Craig:** He goes, “California.” But what he’s really is like, “Gay.” I mean, the whole thing, it’s so clear he’s just like, “New York is straight and California is gay. Argh.” Yeah.

**John:** And then suddenly we are in plot. We’re in a heist plot. And so this is 20 minutes in. We have the first hero shot of Rickman. We’ve taken out the security guard. And we’re starting to establish this misdirect that they are some kind of idealistic terrorists and quickly we’ll learn that they are just actually thieves.

**Craig:** No in today’s era because of our – in a weird way Die Hard is one of the movies that starts to accelerate first acts. Because the first act is rather short here. If you want to call it acts. I mean, one of the nice things about watching Die Hard is you never feel an act ever. It just sort of proceeds. Today people might say to you, “We need to start with these terrorists doing something terrible so we know who they are before we meet our guy.” No. This is a much better way. And in so many ways this movie is special and works because of an actor that we were introduced to, the late, great Alan Rickman, who seems like he has parachuted in from an entirely other genre.

**John:** Yes.

**Craig:** He’s like a Bond villain almost. He’s brilliant. He’s so well spoken. And fascinating. And small in his behaviors. And we’d never had villains like that. Traditionally in these movies we have psychos or we have steroid freaks.

**John:** Yeah. And so if he were the Bond villain then we would have a James Bond opposite him. So to have like an ordinary guy opposite him is fascinating. The other thing I think works so well about Alan Rickman’s character is from his perspective he’s Danny Ocean and this is Ocean’s 11.

**Craig:** Right.

**John:** And so, yes, he’s willing to kill some people to do it, but like killing people and doing evil is not his goal at all. His goal is the $640 million of bearers bonds. He has a plan for how he’s going to do that. And he is methodical. He has assembled a team. You could have a whole other movie which is just about him putting the script together and planning this heist.

**Craig:** Yeah. And what’s really interesting about his whole the villain is the hero of his own movie essence is that while we have a very simple motivation which we need, we’re certainly clear about what he wants. He makes it clear to Takagi, “Who said we were terrorists?” So that’s the first big twist. Like, oh, they’re not terrorists, they’re thieves, which was great. But later you also learn that he was a terrorist. He was part of a terrorist movement. And they kicked him out theoretically because he actually was just more interested in being a thief. That’s a fascinating guy.

I’m not as interested in zealots as I am in calculating people who are just one millimeter away from the reality of what our hero is like. A man of purpose, as it were.

**John:** So thinking about him as the Danny Ocean of this movie, he has a plan and a timeline and they lay out the timeline very clearly. So, it’s going to take two hours to break this code, then 2.5 hours to break through these different locks. So, you know, we very explicitly put out the exposition of this is what’s going to need to happen. You’re giving the audience a road map for these are the things that are going to have to happen for this to progress so we know that, OK, the movie cannot be over until all these things have happened.

**Craig:** Yeah. It’s perfect. Of all the mechanisms to provide an audience with a sense of structure. When we talk about structure we’re saying something is holding all of this up. There’s a spine. And to say here’s this big ass vault and it has seven locks. And it’s going to take me a few hours to get through one through six. But I’ve already told you I don’t know how to get through seven. And Alan Rickman says, “Don’t worry, I’ll handle number seven.” We know that there is a countdown of locks. Literally a number. And we can watch them as they go. It’s not a ticking clock at the end. The whole thing has a clock to it and that’s gorgeous.

**John:** Yeah. Once they start shooting up the party and once things start going down, John McClane has escaped from there. He’s running through the hallways. He’s going up the stairs. And he starts to do what I think is appropriate. What is the best thing for me to do right now? And he doesn’t just charge in to try to save everybody. He’s like I need to get help and he works on trying to get help, which is a good, natural response, and not a movie hero response, but is actually what a real person would try to do. How do I get somebody to show up here?

**Craig:** Right. And there’s a line that Jeb Stuart and Steven de Souza have in here. He is present but hiding when he sees Mr. Takagi murdered by Alan Rickman. And he runs away. They hear him. They chase after him. But they don’t see him. He escapes. And when we see him next he is by himself and he is saying, “Why didn’t you do something, you idiot?” And then he goes, “Because you would have been as dead as he is.” So in his mind he’s talking it through so that we know – and this is important – you can feel the note on this. So is he a coward? No, he’s not a coward. He literally says out loud, “I’m not a coward. I’m smart.”

**John:** His plan is to contact the police and get police out there and get this handled. He tries to do it and this is the first of many classic examples of just like he has a plan and it falls apart because of this obstacle, things he couldn’t anticipate.

The police just don’t take him seriously.

**Craig:** Right. This is the beginning of incompetent police work. But before we get to the police we have another relationship that we learn about, for a very fleeting moment, but it is perfectly efficient. It is the relationship between Karl and his brother. These are two German brothers, although one of them is a Russian in real life. A ballet dancer at that. And they are both criminals, obviously as part of this gang. Karl seems to be a bit of a hot head. His brother is a bit more methodical and careful. And that’s all we know. That’s all we need to know. Because what’s going to happen is Karl’s brother will be the first terrorist that dies, not because McClane murders him, importantly because they fight. He doesn’t murder him. They fight and they fall down the stairs and Karl’s brother breaks his neck.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** Smart choice. And now we know that Karl, hot head that he is, has become essentially the nemesis here, which is really smart. Hans Gruber is the brain. He’s the real villain. But Karl is like nature. And you can’t stop Karl. Wonderful. We do have gratuitous nudity as well, very classic 1980s. Classic.

**John:** Yes. Hard to fit into a modern movie than before.

**Craig:** Wouldn’t do it.

**John:** We’re fast forwarding through the movie as we look at this. One of the things I will say is that I was impressed by the photography overall in Die Hard. A thing you definitely notice about 1980 that was hard to do is big wide night shots. We just didn’t have the technology to make those look great. And so there are moments where the helicopter gunships are coming and it’s OK as long as they’re in the city space. But there’s just not enough light to sort of light the city of Los Angeles. And some of the big nighttime shots are really dark.

**Craig:** Yeah. They do a great job here. They also use so many different environments in this building. You feel like they devoured this building and used every possible piece. You have cinderblock environments. You have construction areas. And they even set up the fact that the building is not complete. Takagi says, “It’s still a work in progress.” And you can see that. So that’s explained.

You’re in elevator shafts. You’re in ducts. You’re in these beautiful offices. You’re in an atrium. They really do use everything, every part of this building. And then that great roof. I never – and I still don’t – understand exactly how a building like this is put together. It seems like it has been put together for the purposes of a movie. There’s all these cool railings and grills and fans and things. But it never crosses the line into what I would call Michael Bay-ville where everything seems art directed. It doesn’t. It actually seems real even though it’s not.

**John:** In terms of talking about the physical spaces, watching this again I noticed that there’s a pinup poster on one wall. And we come back to it a second time. He notices it the first time and he comes back to it again. And it’s a very useful way of reestablishing, OK, we’re back on that same floor. Because things would otherwise be very confusing.

**Craig:** Again, using gratuitous nudity.

**John:** But it helps you remember that you’ve seen that thing before and we’re back in that same place.

**Craig:** I remembered it.

**John:** Otherwise rooms could look the same.

**Craig:** No, exactly. And this was another way that they could answer these questions. And these are the kinds of questions that you and I get all the time. I remember when I turned the first script in for the first Chernobyl. One of the questions was, “How are we going to tell all these people apart? We don’t know the actors. We don’t know their names. And they’re all wearing the exact same thing.” And we were like I guess we’re going to have to cast carefully. But the truth is these are the things you’ve got to worry about.

**John:** You do.

**Craig:** I could see in Die Hard like how are we going to know what floor we’re on. Well, most of the times you don’t. But some of the times – there was a computer room. That was its own thing.

**John:** I had no sense of where that computer room was in the building. It does not matter at all.

**Craig:** Doesn’t matter.

**John:** I know the lobby is on the ground floor. I know the party is up high. The reason why we needed that pinup is because the fact that we’ve been there before means he has a knowledge of how to get out of that floor, which is very important.

**Craig:** Exactly.

**John:** All right. So finally he gets up to the roof. He uses the radio. He calls the police. They don’t believe him. But ultimately they say, “OK, we’ll send a car to do a drive by.”

**Craig:** It’s insane. So in this world the Los Angeles police department their special thing that they monitor, they’re all in some kind of weird Death Star environment. It’s this dark room with blinking lights. And they don’t believe anybody who calls them about anything.

**John:** No.

**Craig:** There’s even gunshots in the radio. They don’t care. And John McClane bizarrely – oh, well, he doesn’t identify himself as a police officer in part because he knows that they’re listening. And then you get this other relationship in the movie which frankly for me as a kid was the relationship I felt, more than his relationship with Holly.

**John:** Well let’s talk about Al Powell. So Al Powell is the guy who shows up. When we first meet Al Powell he is buying Twinkies at a convenient store. It’s not an amazing scene. It establishes him as an ordinary Joe. Again, a working class man.

**Craig:** You know–

**John:** He’s not eating the fancy pastries. He’s eating Twinkies.

**Craig:** If you watch this movie one thing you will notice is that everything that happens that’s funny happens when Alan Rickman is doing it, or when Bruce Willis is doing it. If those guys aren’t in the scene and funny things are happening they are not funny.

**John:** They’re meant to be funny, but they don’t really work.

**Craig:** Yeah. I don’t think John McTiernan was necessarily the funniest director. So, your choice there is he’s an overweight cop and he’s buying Twinkies, but he has him buying like 12? Who can eat 12 Twinkie boxes?

**John:** They’re talking about his wife being pregnant. It didn’t make sense.

**Craig:** None of it works. None of it works. Similarly when Hart Bochner is giving his whole, “Hey, bubby, I’m going to…” Doesn’t work. It’s just not funny. Rickman is funny and Willis is funny. But, Al Powell is instantly likeable.

**John:** That’s what you needed.

**Craig:** He is a sweetheart. He lets the 7-11 guy kind of push him around even, you know. And he’s smart, clearly. And we’re immediately on his side. We feel good about this. We’re just a little worried that maybe he doesn’t fit the action hero vibe. So if this is the only friend that our action hero has, what does that mean for our story?

**John:** The other crucial thing about the Al Powell/John McClane relationship is that McClane can’t be honest with him about certain things because other people are listening in.

**Craig:** Right.

**John:** So it’s that challenge of how you establish a relationship with somebody you don’t know and who cannot be fully honest with you. And so that starts the whole cowboy discussion. And call me Roy. All the stuff that they’re doing, they can talk about some things, but there’s a limit to it. And that’s a great obstacle to put in front of your characters.

**Craig:** Yeah. I mean, Al Powell literally says to his awful boss, who was the awful teacher from Breakfast Club, “I think he’s a cop, because I basically have a hunch.” Meaning we’re talking guy talk to each other. Like we’re men. We’re having a man conversation. Again, you pencil neck twerps would never understand. But that is the bond they have. They’re two regular guys.

And that eventually will blossom into something really meaningful when they have this kind of – one of the more famous “my brother fell into a lake” stories in any movie ever. Which is the story of what happened to Al Powell.

**John:** Yeah. So when we get to one hour, one minute into the film we introduce a brand new obstacle, brand new character, which is the news reporter who wants the scoop. And so this conversation that has been happening on the radio, they get word of it. They get word that there’s an incident happening at this tower. The news reporter is obsessed with getting the scoop and getting there. It’s late to establish new characters, but one of the things I love about this movie is that this movie is not afraid to introduce new characters late and just create new problems and new obstacles. So this is a character who has a three or four beat arc and it mostly works.

**Craig:** It mostly works. Look, one of the beautiful things about casting is sometimes that solves your screenwriting problem. If you cast William Atherton in 1988 and you put him in that suit and that tie you know he’s a problem. He’s a jerk who cares only about himself. He’s going to be arrogant. And he’s going to screw things up in a way that makes the audience go, “No, you idiot!” That’s what he does. You don’t need a lot of explanation.

But all these pins have been lined up. We know that this marriage is in trouble. We know that Holly knows that John’s running around the building because only John can make people that upset.

**John:** Yes.

**Craig:** We know that Karl is a hot head who now has a reason to hate John McClane irrationally. We know that Hans Gruber is a cold, calculating man. We know that there’s a guy out there who understands what’s going on but he himself is limited. He seems scared and timid. All these things are all set up and the pins will fall.

**John:** Yes. And consider the studio note saying like, “Oh, can we set up the news reporter earlier?” The answer is no. Because if we set up the news reporter earlier we would expect to have an arc or more important stuff and you would need to be checking in with that character again. And we’d really have the same problem that we have with Argyle in the limo which is like there’s not enough for him to do, and so we have to sort of keep checking in and giving him BS stuff to sort of remind you that he exists.

**Craig:** Yeah. It would be cut. You don’t need – I’m sure that they looked at Ghostbusters and said, yeah, they didn’t need to set up the EPA guy either. Just being him in. Announce that he’s EPA and have him start being a dick.

**John:** That’s all you need.

**Craig:** That’s all you need.

**John:** All right. So then we get to another big action sequence. Send in the tank. Which is the first idea – send in the car which is really this tank which is going to charge up. It’s the first time we see that – this is also very 1980s. Very sort of like bring in the military, like bring in the big power stuff. And we also see that the bad guys have [unintelligible] grenades and they were prepared for this.

**Craig:** Just like John McClane warned them. But because they are elitists, probably globalists, they don’t care. They are too self-assured. And through one of the strangest exercises of chain and command ever they make one of the dumbest possible decisions that no police department – I mean, police must have been so frustrated watching these things back then. But regardless, it goes poorly for them.

And this is important because what the movie continually reinforces for us is that the only way this is going to be fixed is by one guy in that building. Not only is the cavalry not going to help. They’re going to make things worse over and over and over. And they’re going to make things worse in a beautiful way.

When the cops finally do arrive Hans Gruber says to his men, “OK, calm down, it’s a little earlier than we thought. But it was inevitable. It was going to happen no matter what. And in some ways it needed to happen.” Well that’s an interesting bit. And I definitely didn’t pick up on that as a kid as being somehow foreshadowing in any way, shape, or form. But you got the sense that that wasn’t normal. Like this guy really is in remarkable control.

One more screenwriting note that I love. John McClane makes his presence known to the terrorists by after he kills Karl’s brother he duct tapes him to a chair. He writes, “Now I have a machine gun, Ho-Ho-Ho,” on his shirt, which is the greatest thing of all time.

**John:** Writes it on a [crosstalk].

**Craig:** And he sends him down the elevator. Alan Rickman is explaining to the hostages that there’s nothing they can do. They have thought of everything. Nothing has been left to chance. And then the elevator door opens and there’s one of their guys murdered. It’s really funny. And it makes us appreciate the whole thing. That little bit of kind of counterpoint was I thought really well done. And again Alan Rickman makes it funny.

**John:** Yes. All right. So the tank did not go well. Basically we see the police fail again and again, because they are not doing what John McClane would have them do. John McClane has limited ability to influence what they can do and he doesn’t want to reveal who he actually is.

**Craig:** Obstacles.

**John:** Yes. These are obstacles. These are all good things. Now, Ellis, who is another person we know is going to be a problem, because we set him up from the start that–

**Craig:** He loves cocaine and he wants to sleep with Holly.

**John:** And he wants to intervene. He wants to prove that he’s the person who can solve the situation. He goes in to negotiate.

**Craig:** More great Alan Rickman stuff. Because Hart Bochner is like, “You know, the way I see it you guys are…” And Alan Rickman just goes, “Amazing. You figured it all out.” He’s just so great. He’s so funny. And as that’s happening you’re like, oh man, Hart Bochner. You’re going to die. I can’t even get excited about you dying. You’re so definitely going to die.

**John:** But what surprised me watching this again is I assumed that the Ellis character was going to give up Holly. And instead he tries to play this thing that they’re old friends. And for a moment you’re like, oh, you’re not as dumb as I thought you were. This could work out. And you have little moments of hope. And then it doesn’t go well and McClane says like don’t believe this guy.

**Craig:** He’s trying to save him. And this is a classic hero moment. Great thing for screenwriters to do. When your hero attempts – is such a good person, despite the many killings that they are doing, that they’re even trying to help somebody that’s trying to betray and hurt them.

**John:** Yes. Ellis does not survive this discussion.

**Craig:** Nope.

**John:** Nope. And a good escalation. After Ellis has been killed, Rickman takes the radio, holds it out to the crowd so that McClane can hear everyone screaming. Making it clear to McClane and to the police outside this has ratchet up a notch.

**Craig:** And now you get the sense that Hans Gruber is punching back. Also incredibly important. So one of the things that I talked about in How to Make a Movie is when your character is kind of doing well, you have to punish them for it. Because you need to feel that what they eventually have to do has to be really hard. You just don’t want to give them too many wins. You want to make it hurt as much as you can. So in the theory that you’re an angry god punishing your hero, Die Hard does a great job.

**John:** Absolutely. Rickman asks for some prisoner releases. He wants these terrorists released from prison. Again, it’s a misdirection. And at this point we fully know that it’s not real. But it starts things scrambling. And it’s also going to be a way to involve the FBI because it goes beyond what the local police could do. And we realize that Gruber actually wanted a certain plan to be put into place.

**Craig:** It’s a great plot twist. The FBI is even stupider than the Los Angeles Police Department, which again – note, again, when Rickman or Willis are not on screen the jokes are not great jokes. The whole like we’re two FBI agents with the same names, it just–

**John:** Actually I kind of liked that.

**Craig:** It’s fine, but it’s not ha-ha funny.

**John:** Here’s what it was. I liked that they showed up and they were given some line and some bit of business to let me know – some sense that they did exist before they walked onto that screen.

**Craig:** Sure.

**John:** There’s also a moment in the helicopter where they say, you know, “It reminds me of Saigon.” I was in Junior High. There is a tension there before this all happens.

**Craig:** Sure. Yeah. It’s just broad.

**John:** It’s broad.

**Craig:** It’s broad. I mean, that’s the thing. When you look at what – I mean, Alan Rickman, who I didn’t know Alan Rickman before Die Hard. He walks over and he looks at that shirt and he says in his accent, which is barely German-tinged, but mostly just Alan Rickman, “Now I have a machine gun.” And they were so smart to smush up the shirt so he has to push it down. “Ho-Ho-Ho.” It’s so great. He’s so funny. Ah, the best. I miss him.

**John:** So an hour and 28 in. We go back to the newsroom and this is a scene that no one remembers, but they have an expert on terrorism there who has written a book about terrorism. And they’re interviewing him and they say like Helsinki, and then he goes Sweden, no Finland, just to show that they’re buffoons.

**Craig:** Experts are stupid and bad. And only the average Joe on the street can solve a problem.

**John:** Looking at this I was trying to decide why it stayed in the movie and I think it’s actually just to provide a little space between some other beats. I feel like this scene could be dropped, but you look at what’s before and after they needed just a tiny breath and this little scene with this terrorism guy gives you a tiny breath. And reminds you that the news people are going to be in this movie.

**Craig:** Yeah. It does. It may also be the result of personal ax-grinding. I mean, sometimes when things stay in movies it’s because somebody goes, “Yeah.” Like maybe Joel Silver was like, “Yeah, screw you experts. I love it. It’s staying in.” You never know with these things.

**John:** Now, one hour, 31 minutes into the film a surprising moment happens which is a face-to-face meeting between Gruber and McClane, which is completely unexpected and it’s not set up. It’s suddenly just happening. Gruber is for some reason looking at the detonators that are on the ceiling. We don’t know what they’re there for. Is it a bit of a stretch that he’s doing this himself? Sure. But most of his men are dead, so OK. But it’s one of the sort of signature moments that happens in this film which is that you have the two characters together. They don’t know who each other is. And we see that Gruber is really smart in the moment and is playing himself as a hostage who escaped.

**Craig:** It is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in a movie because until it happens you don’t even realize it was possible. You’re so surprised by it. It’s not like you’re sitting around going, you know, they haven’t seen each other’s faces. He doesn’t know what Hans Gruber looks like. What if he runs into Hans Gruber? Will he know? Because they’re in a building. I mean, Nakatomi Corporation apparently is a business corporation that does business. We don’t know what they do.

**John:** No.

**Craig:** But they’re all in suits and ties. And so is Hans Gruber.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** In fact, he makes a point of saying that he’s dressed like them. That he has suits just like Mr. Takagi. Ah, it’s gorgeous. When that happens it is so shocking, it is so delightful, and it’s also terrifying. Because your hero that you root for has never been more vulnerable. The movie actually becomes a horror film at that point. And it is awesome.

**John:** So let’s talk about who has access to what information, because that becomes a crucial thing throughout all of Die Hard is that as the audience we tend to have more information than any of the characters do. We’re largely omniscient. We get to see everyone’s point of view. So, we know a lot of things that McClane doesn’t know. We know things that Gruber doesn’t know. That’s all really helpful.

In this one small tiny moment the delicious agony is that we know that McClane is in great danger and McClane does not know that he’s in great danger. And we are terrified that something bad is going to happen to him. And the movie has to make the decision about are we going to show to the audience that McClane has caught on or not. And I bet they went back and forth 100 times over that.

**Craig:** It also does this incredible service to the ending, because what you don’t want is for them to come face-to-face at the end and go, oh, that’s what you look like. And now let us have our final. This creates an additional level of relationship between the two of them. There is a formidability to this back and forth. And if you are looking at Die Hard as a celebration of the common man against the snobby thinkers of the world, the so-called smart people, this is what you would do. This is where the common man may take a step back because that smart guy is plotting and scheming the way that smart people do. They can manipulate. They can fool you. But in the end you’ll beat them with your heart and muscle.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** But it’s a great moment. And I think that there’s a moment where he realizes that Hans Gruber is not–

**John:** Watching it again, it doesn’t telegraph itself too big or too loud that he really is ahead of him. It’s not until you actually hear the click-click that the gun is empty that you realize that McClane was onto him or at least was suspicious.

**Craig:** Right. There’s apparently a scene that was cut, or a moment that was cut where, a bunch of moments, where every time McClane would kill one of these guys, when he first kills Karl’s brother he–

**John:** Takes off the watch.

**Craig:** Yeah. He checks his shirt and goes, OK, they’re dressed in fancy Euro clothes. But, yes, he looks at the watch and apparently he was supposed to look, and there’s footage of him, looking at all their watches. Because they all sync their watches in a scene that was also cut. So when he notices Hans Gruber’s watch that’s when he apparently in the cut version, the cut scene, that’s when he actually put it all together on screen.

**John:** Following this moment is another iconic Shoot the Glass.

**Craig:** Shoot the Glass.

**John:** Basically there’s a lot of automatic weapon fire happening. Somehow desks are able to withstand a tremendous amount of bullets.

**Craig:** Yep. [Unintelligible] armor.

**John:** But by shooting at the glass he sees that McClane is barefoot. We’ve established that Gruber knows that McClane is barefoot and he tells them shoot at that glass because it will hurt him.

**Craig:** One of the best and strangest moments in film history. A German man says to another German man, “Shoot the glass,” in German. And the other German man just looks at him like, what?

**John:** [Speaks in German].

**Craig:** And he repeats it in English and that’s what the German guy understands. Shoot the glass. It is so odd. I have been laughing about this since 1988. But I love it. What can I say?

**John:** So if this wasn’t bad enough, at one hour and 38 minutes the news reporters have discovered John McClane’s home address. And so we know that’s a thing that’s going to happen.

**Craig:** Oh, William Atherton. So this accelerates the ending. So this is what’s pouring fuel on the ending. And now we know that there’s a real ticking clock. So we have the ticking clock of the vault being opened. But the ticking clock for John McClane isn’t enough like we’ll kill you. The real ticking clock is we know who you are, so we know who Holly is, so now she’s in jeopardy.

**John:** Yep. She’s in individual jeopardy.

**Craig:** Correct.

**John:** As he’s picking glass out of his feet we have this scene which I think you referred to earlier on which is the Al scene of “I shot a kid.” Talk to me about that.

**Craig:** Correct. So we sometimes talk about this about “my brother drowned” scene. A character will tell a sob story about their past. It usually involves somebody dying that they couldn’t save but wanted to. And in this case it’s a variation of that. Al Powell shot a kid and it was a mistake. It was justified. They craft the story very carefully so that you understand he wasn’t like some hot head jerk cop. He really did think his life was in danger. He just was wrong. And he’s been beating himself up over it ever since. And therefore can’t get back on the horse. He’s not suitable really to be a real cop because as we know from these movies real cops shoot people.

**John:** They do.

**Craig:** That’s what they do. They’re constantly plugging people and they don’t hesitate. So that’s his damage is that he actually feels bad about murdering someone, which is amazing. But, it is the kind of hetero male bonding that was allowable in 1988.

**John:** Absolutely. I think it’s an important moment. It gives Bruce Willis something to do other than just pick the glass out of his feet. Bruce Willis is doing a great job of acting the pain of that. And it’s a gruesome moment. But if he hadn’t had a conversation during that time you would never have been able to stay in that scene as long as you did.

**Craig:** This is the last break you get. And it’s important to give people a break. Actually it prepares them. Because what’s going to happen from this point forward is a relentless race to an explosive end, and then another explosive end. It’s going to be exciting. They need a breather. And they need some context. And they need to feel something, especially because this is going to set up the ending for Al Powell.

**John:** So once the news report happens Gruber realizes that Holly is McClane’s wife. A great line I loved here, she says that, “He’s a common thief.” “I’m an exceptional thief. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite.”

**Craig:** Right. And the way he says these things is just so great.

**John:** And the FBI of course is going to accelerate things in stupid, dumb ways. So first off they want to cut the power. That was always part of the plan because the electromagnetic locks–

**Craig:** He says in the beginning, their hacker safe cracker says, “The problem with the seven is it’s an electromagnetic lock. And the power cannot be turned off locally. It has to be the whole grid.”

**John:** Does that make any sense? No. But it doesn’t have to.

**Craig:** Doesn’t have to. Makes no sense. But Hans Gruber, he knows that the FBI as a matter of protocol will shut the power off on the grid. Which again, OK, fine, not sure about that either. And he says something that has been rattling around in my brain for all these many 32 years. And that is, “You ask for a miracle, I give you the F. B. I.” And now musically, there’s been little hints of Ode to Joy throughout this whole thing, and weirdly usually presented with Hans Gruber in a kind of weird creepy style. And now the full Ode to Joy begins. And, again, this is a smart again.

**John:** Yeah. Again, this is the Ocean’s 11 part of it. He’s Danny Ocean. He had a secret special plan. This is also around the time where a van backs out of this truck, or an ambulance backs out of the truck which is meant to be their getaway thing.

**Craig:** Right.

**John:** It doesn’t really pay off right. And in reading about that it looks like there was a different thing that sort of got cut and moved about that. But we’re seeing their whole plan and it does look like their plan is going to work out properly.

**Craig:** Precisely. And you want that. You want to believe that they have many more tricks up their sleeves. You want to feel like your hero is behind the eight ball here because the only way they’re going to succeed, the only way that John McClane is going to save his wife and defeat Hans Gruber and these kidnappers and save all these hostages is by doing something we can’t foresee. Something that is going to require him to do things he didn’t even know he could do.

**John:** Yep. Including defeat the giant Russian guy in a fist fight.

**Craig:** Correct. And that is something that we’ve been waiting for the whole movie. We’ve been waiting for this beast, this uncontrollable irrational beast that even Hans Gruber can’t control to face off with John McClane because, well, he feels like death is coming for you. He’s huge and he’s angry. But, you know, the good guy always wins.

**John:** The good guy is going to win.

**Craig:** Yeah, yeah. He chokes him with a chain.

**John:** With a chain. So by being smarter and more wily he’s going to beat him. Because he’s not going to beat him through–

**Craig:** You can’t punch that guy out.

**John:** So the plan was to blow up the roof when the helicopters land because it will create such chaos. It won’t be clear who lived and who died. The roof does blow up. John McClane does jump off the building with the hose. It really is an amazing–

**Craig:** It’s awesome.

**John:** Amazing idea. Amazing moment. Really well shot. It works great.

**Craig:** It’s great.

**John:** And I loved that the second beat of like shooting through the window, getting in, and getting dragged back out by the weight of things. Just remembering that gravity exists. Terrific.

**Craig:** The physics of it are great. It was beautifully directed. I mean, John McTiernan did an incredible job there. Yeah, no, love it.

**John:** Cool. Finally, we get the final showdown. So Holly is now a full damsel hostage. We have Gruber and one guy who is still left alive.

**Craig:** Sure.

**John:** And we get to the moment of John McClane only has two bullets. There’s no way he’s going to be able to make this thing happen. We don’t know exactly what he’s going to do, but we see him looking at some wrapping people and such.

**Craig:** Because it’s a Christmas movie.

**John:** Because it’s a Christmas movie. It’s fundamentally a Christmas movie. He ends up when told to drop his weapon he drops his weapon. Of course he has the gun taped to his back.

**Craig:** His police gun.

**John:** His police gun. His real gun.

**Craig:** The only gun you really need as a cop.

**John:** Absolutely. Because only terrorists use–

**Craig:** Only terrorists. That stuff, it’s like poison. No, a man uses a gun that fits in his hand.

**John:** And then with two amazing perfect shots, because he’s apparently an amazing shot.

**Craig:** Of course.

**John:** Even though no one tends to get hit by actual bullets in this movie, he is able to hit two people in precisely a single shot.

**Craig:** Storm Trooper rules at work.

**John:** Absolutely. Gruber goes through the window, still holding on to Holly.

**Craig:** Yes.

**John:** The watch has to be removed.

**Craig:** The watch needs to be removed because honestly, you know, she needs to come back home. It’s regressive. But regardless at least it was set up. And Hans Gruber falls to his death with this great look on his face of like how did this happen. Like this is not how this is supposed to end. He seemed so confused.

I also like the fact that honestly, so 1988 green screen was still kind of, you know, it had been used for about a decade or more, but it was still a little funky. And I kind of like that it’s funky. It made things special back then. Now I just feel like, oh yeah, it looks so real that it’s fake.

**John:** So the legend is that they actually dropped Rickman before they said they were going to drop him and that’s why he has that expression that he has. They said we’ll drop you on three and they dropped him on two.

**Craig:** Oh, I like that. That’s cool. I mean, he definitely looks scared.

**John:** He does look scared. Let’s do the Lindsay Doran, making sure that we’re talking about what the real victory is in the movie versus the fake victory. Because Alan Rickman’s death is not the victory of the movie. The victory of the movie is getting back with Holly. And it is walking out of the building with the wife. You’re both wearing your first responder jackets over your ruined clothes.

**Craig:** As you should in these movies. You always have to wear a blanket or a jacket because saving the world makes you cold. We know this for a fact. But in the end there are two relationships we care about. John McClane and Holly. And John McClane and Al Powell. And both of those relationships are how this movie ends. That’s how a movie should end. Karl rises from the near dead–

**John:** Classic Fatal Attraction. You have to.

**Craig:** Classic Fatal Attraction. But who kills him? Al Powell, who has regained the courage to murder people. [laughs] I assume he gets a promotion because of that.

**John:** Absolutely. It’s like a Christmas Carol in a very messed up way.

**Craig:** I can kill people. [laughs]

**John:** The miracle of Christmas.

**Craig:** Yes, Merry Christmas everyone.

**John:** Oh, and then Argyle drives them home.

**Craig:** And then Argyle.

**John:** And gets the last line of the movie.

**Craig:** What is the last line of the movie?

**John:** Last line of the movie is, “If this is their idea of Christmas, I got to be there for New Year’s.”

**Craig:** Well there you go. There’s your sequel setup. That also feels like Joel Silver.

**John:** It does. And so watching the movie I was like, oh my god, like the last line of Go is almost the same line.

**Craig:** What is it?

**John:** I had no idea. “So, what are we doing for New Year’s?”

**Craig:** It’s also the last line of Chernobyl. [laughs]

**John:** It’s a great last line. It makes sense. To me the going home with Argyle in the limo, fine, whatever.

**Craig:** It’s full circle.

**John:** It’s full circle. It is full circle.

**Craig:** They’re together. They’ve solved all their problems. And they’ll never have another problem again. Now, of course, Bruce Willis does have many more problems. There’s been a Die Hard 2, 3, 4, possibly 5?

**John:** I think there’s only four.

**Craig:** Four. One of the problems, sequels are really, really, really hard. And one of the problems is that the movie that happens in 1988 is of its time. As the years go on this guy isn’t really of his time. So, you know, it was harder and harder. I mean, I didn’t mind the sequels. Just, you know, this was special.

**John:** Well, also coincidences can happen once. And so–

**Craig:** It’s a little Murder She Wrote. Like maybe you’re the terrorist.

**John:** Yeah, maybe you’re the problem.

**Craig:** Maybe just stay home.

**John:** So let’s wrap this up by talking about what lessons we should be taking from Die Hard and which lessons we should not be taking from Die Hard. My lessons are that it is important to really be thinking about who is the central character in this story and not it’s this genre in a blank. And sort of like don’t just create the environment. You actually have to create who is the fascinating character in this environment who you want to follow through it.

**Craig:** Yeah. I would say that the big screenwriting lesson that I draw from Die Hard is if you want something to happen that solves a problem in a cool way in your script, that’s great, now go back and set it up. And don’t set it up in a way that’s obvious. Set it up in a way that will make the eventual emergence of this thing surprising and fun. Gives the audience a sense that there was an intelligence working behind the scenes that they weren’t aware of.

**John:** Yeah. The bad versions of this movie that I’ve seen since then, they do things in the setup that feel like, oh god, that’s so clearly a setup that’s going to payoff later on. And so when you can hide the setup that is so smart. So like the computer system with Holly’s name. That is a hide the setup kind of thing. And that’s what works.

**Craig:** Correct. One of the great terrible setups of all time is in a movie I love. Real Genius. I love Real Genius. William Atherton is in Real Genius.

**John:** Again.

**Craig:** Playing a dick. And early on in the movie he says to Val Kilmer, “I hate the smell of popcorn.” [laughs] Val Kilmer is eating popcorn. He goes, “What is that? I hate that smell. I hate the smell of popcorn. It’s disgusting.” Which is weird. And then at the end of the movie the big comeuppance is that they fill his house with popcorn. It’s just – when you see it you’re like there’s literally no reason for this to be here except to set something up later. So, yeah, don’t be obvious with the setups. They’re really good about this. And I also think there’s no wasted energy in this movie. Everything feels like it’s needed and necessary. And every scene propels to the next one.

**John:** Which is very crucial. Craig, thank you for this deep dive Die Hard. Merry Christmas.

**Craig:** Merry Christmas, John. And you know what?

**John:** What?

**Craig:** If this is your idea of Christmas, I can’t wait to see what you do on New Year’s.

**John:** Thanks.

**John August:** So in the episode you just listened to Craig and I deliberately only talked about the movie we see on screen and not the process to get there or the legacy of the film. But now let’s do that with our very special guest, Steven E. de Souza. He’s a writer whose credits range from The Six Million Dollar Man to 48 Hours to The Flintstones, but we of course want to talk to him about his script for Die Hard which he shares credit on with Jeb Stuart. Welcome Steven.

**Steven E. de Souza:** Thank you. I’m glad to be here.

**John:** It’s absolutely a delight to have you here. So we loved this movie and it was actually one at the top of our list of movies we wanted to do a deep dive on because it was just so influential to both me and to Craig. And I think it sort of changed the way we think about big popcorn movies and how we get into characters. It’s such a character-focused action movie. So, when you first were approached with Die Hard what was the status of the script, of the project? It already had a director on? McTiernan was already attached?

**Steven:** McTiernan was already attached. My connection to Joel and Larry was actually on a TV pilot. I did two other pilots prior to meeting them for Paramount. And then I did a pilot called The Renegades, which again was a page one rewrite which was done in a mad race against the cameras. They had a script that was in disarray but they were so hot at that time and Aaron Spelling was involved in that that ABC had bought/committed to going on the air without even reading the pilot script. They’d only seen a three page synopsis. So they said we don’t dare sent them this pilot script which makes no sense. So I started writing it literally ahead of the cameras. And the actors would say why do I hate this guy. And I’d say you’ll find out maybe next week. I don’t know yet.

So now we were in a similar situation where they had had a mad scramble to cast the movie which was very famous. I think some of your audience may know that they had offered to Sinatra first.

**John:** Yes.

**Steven:** And then every big star in Hollywood turned it down. All for the same reason. You’ve got to remember at this time the heroes were all these steroid ripped muscular giants and people read the script and there’s no action for the first 20 pages. And then the entire first act if we’re going to break it down in acts, you know, Bruce is trying to get help. And I knew we were in trouble at the premiere. This was the first movie, I had already done a couple pictures prior to this, but this was the first film that I took my kids to see because I thought they were old enough to handle an R-rated movie, right.

So when Bruce Willis looks out the door and sees them all coming in and then he looks at his sad little pistol and runs upstairs my son grabs my arm and says, “Dad, the hero is chicken shit.” And I said where’d you learn that language? Not from my movies because you haven’t seen them.

**John:** Let’s talk about John McLane’s character here because we’ll put a link in the show notes to this sort of feminist look at Die Hard which is arguing that one of the great things about Die Hard is that the character is more like Ellen Ripley in Aliens in that like he actually is just being smart and clever and he actually knows his limitations which is kind of new for this type of movie.

**Steven:** Exactly. And that is why some of the more obvious choices, Stallone and Schwarzenegger, they all turned it down because in the climate of the time it just didn’t – he seemed kind of a pussy, you know, basically. So, I read the piece, by the way, the link about the feminist approach and I don’t think that was in my mind, but the idea was that he was overmatched and he was an underdog and that the only tool he had was the weapon which we used in clever ways, you know, using it to climb and to fall and so forth.

We were very conscious at the time what was going on politically in the country which was there was this tremendous fear of foreign ownership. The Japanese were buying things up. Meanwhile the joke is of course the largest ownership of America at that time and to this day is Dutch. But, you know, people don’t get worked up about those slippery Dutch. I can hear those wooden shoes sneaking up on me right now. And there’s a reason they call it Dutch treat. For that reason we pushed the heroes’ character into a complete blue collar direction and made them all snotty Eurotrash.

In the original book the character is a sophisticated college graduate, and expert on terrorism who had in fact been an officer in WWII who had met Gruber’s father when his father was a prisoner at Spandau Prison when he was a child. So he was a much more sophisticated character than we ended up doing with Bruce.

When I came on there already was a script and Jeb had done some very important things in breaking the back of the book. Number one in the book, spoiler alert, the character is 65 years old. He’s a retired cop which means Sinatra could have played him. And he’s visiting his daughter who, spoiler alert, does fall out the window and die and is complicit in the company’s crimes. And it was completely political. They were doing some crooked thing in the third world and were wiping out villages to build a bridge or something like that.

And he also did another very important thing. When the book was written CB radio was all the rage, which is now a completely forgotten thing. And the only person that he was able to communicate with outside was a gypsy cab driver who had the dominant role in communication. At a later point the cop came in, Sargent Al Powell, but he was a minor character. So Jeb combined the Al Powell and the gypsy cab driver. As he tells the story he had a fight with – he had the assignment, he was trying to figure out what to do besides making the lead younger, and he had an argument with his wife. And almost had an accident on the road. And, see, life is so short, I could have died and it would have left my wife – so that took him in that direction.

**John:** So some of the big changes you’re describing from the Roderick Thorp novel is taking the daughter character and making up the wife character. Making their relationship and their tension be a central thematic thread. The Al Powell and the radio communication with a person he’s never met as a crucial link there. And in Jeb’s script was Hans Gruber a genuine terrorist, or was it a heist?

**Steven:** He was genuinely a terrorist. It was McTiernan who said like that’s boring. What could we do that’s different? And Jeb is a terrific writer but I would say if you compare his work to mine he doesn’t have the sense of humor that I do. I have humor and a lot of comedy. I push it as far as I can go, because you can always take it out in post but you can’t put it in. So I would say if there’s funny moments in the film they are largely from me. And also another contribution I think that makes the movie work, what happened was Jeb had turned a script in and as Jeb tells it Joel Silver called him in and said you did a great job but we’re moving really fast now and I’m bringing in a guy that works ahead of the camera and we love your script and we don’t have time for meetings. He’s going to jump right into it.

And I’m friendly with Jeb. We’ve gotten along since then. So I immediately realized it was an adventure process movie, that it’s like [unintelligible] or The Asphalt Jungle is really what it is. And I gave all my thoughts to that version of a movie. And therefore I invented the idea of the safe with the safe with the seven seals. It was not in the movie, it was not in Jeb’s script.

Jeb’s script carried over the idea from the book that they were ripping the building apart trying to find the evidence of their crimes. So, by inventing the seven locks it created kind of a pace for the audience to follow. And more importantly as ridiculous as it seems as I’m starting to think about the adventure process film the obligatory scenes, the term that people use all the time in these weekend courses which is usually nonsense. Often the obligatory scene is not in the movie. The obligatory scene in this movie happened in Germany like three months earlier when they planned the heist. But for the movie to work even though it makes no sense in hindsight he didn’t tell everybody the plan. They keep coming in, what’s going on, the FBI is here. He says, “That’s what I’m counting on.” And what kind of criminal mastermind doesn’t fill in his troops, you know?

So this created a great situation which again I take inspiration from Hitchcock in that you start to root for the bad buy because you sort of don’t want any of the authorities’ attempts to stop him to work because you’re dying to know what is he up to.

**John:** Yup.

**Steven:** So by the fact that the villains keep saying, “Well what’s happening next?” And he says, “Trust me. It’s coming along.” You’re secretly rooting for him. And that’s one of the reasons, of course, his performance is great. It was Rickman’s first movie.

**John:** Now talk to me about the set pieces and the degree to which plot needed to accommodate the desire for certain set pieces. So I think about the anti-aircraft, anti-tank guns and the helicopter explosion and they’re blowing up the tank down there. Those feel like set piece choices. And then you had to layer in like, oh, that it’s believable that these characters traveled with these things or had anticipated this problem.

**Steven:** Yes, the idea that they were like overwhelmingly armed and anticipated anything and were ready for the typical even at that time police overkill fit into that. And also, again, we say that he had been formerly a terrorist who had been thrown out for not being terroristic enough. Another thing I would say that I bring to it, and again if you look at my body of work I guess one thing I always do is whenever it’s possible, even when it’s anachronistically like in The Flintstones, I use media to provide exposition. I always say, you know, if this was happening what would really go on? Somebody would notice.

So the newscast and the television are so prominent and the reporter who was a minor character in Jeb’s script, one of the reasons that he became more important and one of the reasons the movie is very rich, as you know the famous problem of casting the movie and went on so long that Willis was cast last minute and he was not free of his television show.

**John:** Wow.

**Steven:** He was filming his television show. And he had I think almost three weeks of filming left on the television show while we were filming. So after I think the fourth day of filming McTiernan called me in and said listen we’re killing this guy, he’s filming the TV show all day, we’re filming practical nights now. I can see the wear and tear. Can you invent more stuff for the rest of the cast?

And so this is one of the reasons that we cut away to so many other things and it made the movie richer. And John McTiernan was very kind to me. There’s a coffee table book of Die Hard. In the preface John says, “Steven de Souza gave me a Fellini movie,” which is very kind. But he said expand the universe of these characters.

One of the first scenes I wrote under this new direction was the scene where Holly confronts Hans.

**John:** That was another question I had for you. At what point did you know that your POV would be so wide? Because we think of it being John McClane’s movie and that he should be the central character, but really the movie is free to cut away to almost any character at any point. And the movie has a POV that’s not limited to his perspective. The journalist is a great example of that, too.

We’re halfway through the movie and suddenly the FBI agents were introduced very, very late and we see things that only they know. Would that have happened if you’d had all of the Bruce Willis time that you would have wanted?

**Steven:** It would have happened to a degree because I’ve done a number of adaptations over time, based on books and things. And in the book you are entirely in the hero’s head. You only know what he sees and he observes. It starts several days before Christmas, in fact. So that does not work. If you eliminated all the things he’s thinking, and there’s long pages where he reminisces about he could have been a better father to his daughter. There’s a sequence where he thinks about WWII and he was a pilot and then he was in Spandau. So I said, OK, this is coming out. Now I have a 15-minute movie. What is left?

So I was doing that anyway, but John gave me the informateur to like go – there was even more material with the housekeeper where she’s reading the children a bedtime story and then she hears the television from the other room. And what was that? Did they say something about Daddy? So there were other things that went on a little more. There was much more business about cutting the power off. That they had to go through bureaucratic hoops to get the power cut for the building.

Like I said, the idea of having this god’s eye view of everything and letting the audience know things that would build suspense on both sides was a deliberate choice to make up for the problem of the book.

**John:** Now, you said you were writing ahead of production. But talk to us about what writing was like in 1987 in terms of writing ahead of stuff. Because were you literally typing pages? What was the process to make changes because we’re so used to our current system of things?

**Steven:** Well, by this time I had a working relationship with Joel and Larry that was very trustworthy. You have to remember that having come up through television and when they met me and I already had producing credits in television, I had a greater level of trust than writers often got at that time, or to this day. Writers are sometimes not even welcome on the set. God forbid they talk to the actor. The actor says, “What do you think my childhood was like?” And I said, “Oh, I think you probably were claustrophobic.” And the director goes, “Why is he crying in the elevator scene?” Could he talk to the writer?

So I know set etiquette. So I was on the set quite a bit and I was often writing and then going to the set and going back and forth. One of the first things I had was the shooting schedule. And I was literally rewriting the movie according to the shooting schedule. I was given a blueprint of the building that was color-coded for what we really had sets up and what was really the building which I had capped on my wall to keep track of the geography.

I also walked the building with the stunt team, looking for things that we could incorporate and really use. So for example the dolly that they fight and they roll across the dolly, that dolly was there. Let’s fall on that dolly. The chains in the ceiling. The chains were really there. I always feel that you should use the location. Too often the fights in the movies, the fistfights in movies are the same fight you would have had in a republic western, like 60 years ago. It’s 70 years ago. You know, hitting with chairs, crashing into mirrors. Whereas the fight in an office building, you know, someone should get their fingers sliced off with the paper cutter.

I was on the set all day and I go home and it’s like two o’clock in the morning. I walk in and the phone rings. Joel Silver, “You got to get back here right away.” What is it? He says, “The morons used real ducts. It’s taken Bruce like a month to crawl through the duct. You’ve got to come down and give me some business.” So almost all those lines in the duct–

**John:** Oh…

**Steven:** I was on the set, on location, and Bruce had a walkie-talkie, and I was just making up dialogue and we recorded probably 15 different lines and some of them were in the movie. The two most famous examples of the advantage of being on the set and being involved in the process all the way through. One of the things that bothered us all through the movie was that Bruce and Alan never met until the end of the movie. And Joel Silver, as he likes to say, he says, “These movies we make, they’re hate movies. They’re like love stories. In a love story the boy has a cute-meet with the girl, they have a couple of dates, and then they get married. In our movie, Steve, they have a cute-meet, they have a couple of dates where they almost kill each other, and one kills the other. And we’re not dating. We’ve got to have the date.”

So, the problem is that he’s got a dozen guys with him and Bruce is outnumbered. So one day on the set in the afternoon there was a break and craft services were coming around with sandwiches. And someone said to Alan Rickman, apropos of nothing, “Alan, a lot of the UK actors do an American accent. Do you do an American accent?” And Alan said, “Well, I don’t do an American accent per se, but I do like a California one.”

So everybody laughed and I said oh my god, oh my god. That’s it. And I ran and I got Joel and I came back and I said Alan do that again. He says what. What you just did. He says, “I don’t do an American accent. I do like a California one.” And I said, Joel, and Joel said, “Oh, oh my god, I get it.” And he went and got Larry Gordon. Same thing. As soon as Alan opened his mouth Larry went, “Oh yeah.”

And then we got McTiernan. And McTiernan is kind of a very dour Scot and he plans meticulously. He began as a writer in the AFI program, not as a director. So he goes, “Uh, I don’t know. No, no, we saw him kill Takagi.” So I said have you filmed that scene yet? And he turns to I guess the second AD and he says, “When do you shoot?” He says we shoot that tomorrow. I said well then can’t we shoot that scene and he doesn’t see his face?”

So now we all went over to the other sound stage where that set was built and John goes around with his hands up, you know, and he goes, “OK, if I take that big table and we move it ten feet and turn it 45 degrees it has a giant let, a solid – instead of four legs on a long table there’s like a solid wall.” The crew starts to move it, he goes, “No, no, wait, wait. I’ve got to see the scene first.”

So then they went to whatever the nearest office building was to that sound stage, whether that was like accounting or whatever. The first office they walked in, get out of here, give your desk to this guy. And I sat down and there had been a scene earlier where Theo got killed there. Theo was not the safe-cracking expert in that previous draft because that idea of the seven things came in later. So Theo who was one of the only Americans on the crew, he was able to briefly fool Bruce because he was an American.

So I needed Theo to be alive anyway, and I was going to not kill him anyway and kill somebody else. But now I said, OK, that became the scene where he meets Alan Rickman who fools him by his demeanor and changing his voice and everything. And of course I think you know the reason that Bruce – I had all these people come up to me and go, “Oh, because the gun weighs less than the bullets,” you know, an explanation of how – or his instincts are so great. And personally I prefer like Sherlock Holmes to decide rather than lucky guess. But as you know with the wrist watches this is all related to another 11th hour thing.

In the original script when they did meet we had a longer monologue from Rickman. “Ah, Mr. McClane, to meet your acquaintance.” “Ah, so you’re Hans, hey? Why’d you blow up the building Hans?” And he went into a longer explanation, escaping the chaos and stuff like that. So as we’re getting to the end of the movie and now that they’ve met, like we didn’t need this long monologue that got mocked in The Incredibles, right, and the explanation seemed thin.

So I had done a TV movie of The Spirit, Will Eisner’s The Spirit, several years before at Paramount where it was kind of cartoony and the villainess was so evil she was going to blow up a children’s hospital and escape using chaos while pretending to be first responders. So I said nobody saw that. It was before it was on home video, so let’s do that. This was literally a week before the movie wrapped. And to show you how late this idea came in, if you watch the movie again “ambulance” is misspelled on the side of the ambulance. And there was no time to correct it.

**John:** That’s great. So it does sound like throughout this whole process if you, or the writer, had not been as integral to the whole shooting process, the production process, it would not have been Die Hard. It would not have been the Die Hard movie that we’re used to. Because it was like a fresco where you’re painting on wet cement.

**Steven:** Exactly. Yes.

**John:** You’re seeing what’s there. So, again, it’s a great argument for what we always say on the show is that writers have to be involved in every step of the process. It’s not just you made a set of plans once and the plans were followed exactly. You have to respond to what you’re actually seeing in front of you.

**Steven:** Also, although it was in the script that they were having conflict, one of the very important scenes where Bruce and Bonnie argue, I went off with them and we improvised for about an hour and an half. They improvised the scene and I recorded it and then I retrofitted the improv that they had worked up into the script. And that’s why that scene is kind of like I think very authentic and heart felt. And then again that would not have happened had I not been on the set.

**John:** Great.

**Steven:** Another thing I would say in regard to this is when it came together and Bruce was signed they said he wants to meet you, but listen, he has been very upset and his people have gotten back to us that they want this script locked. It’s driving him crazy on that TV show. Pink, yellow, green pages. So if he gives you a couple things, notes, but do not tell him that you are doing – just tell him you’re just rewriting the physical production and you’re not going to change his dialogue at all unless he has a problem with a couple of lines.

Bruce is like six years younger than me. Same age as my younger brother. We grew up about 30 miles apart. So as we were feeling each other out we start talking about our childhood and all the TV shows we watched. We watched the same children shows, including Roy Rogers and stuff like that. So after a little bit he said, “You know, I think that I’d love to get more humor in this stuff. I feel comfortable with humor.” I said so you don’t mind changes? He says, “Oh, no, hell, make this as funny as you can.”

Had I taken my marching orders, don’t even mention rewriting to the actor, again I’m not recommending to all your writers to ignore the producer, but in this case it was very fortuitous that people were flexible and could punt. And were willing to roll up their sleeves and jump in. And in a way it felt very much like – it was a modest for the era. It was not a big budget movie for the time. But I found that sometimes either the pressure of time or a smaller budget gives you much more creative freedom. Because in normal circumstances there’s always mid management people who want to give you notes.

So for example back in the day before the digital era you’re showing your first cut to like the producer, but not the main producer, and the producer says, “Listen, the hooker with the heart of god is the witness of the crime. Do you have a close up of her when she talks to the cop?” And the editor says, yeah, we do. And the guy says, and you know he’s thinking, I could ask you to put the close up but now this is work print. It’s going to delay the movie for 48 hours. He doesn’t say it.

But now they know it’s digital, they can do it right away. They give you the note. But when the movie is hurtling down the railroad tracks everybody is afraid to bring up anything that might slow it down. So as I said a panicked production or a more modestly budgeted movie. I did a movie that is one of my best reviewed movies, nobody has seen, but it’s on Amazon now called Possessed which is the true story behind The Exorcist with Timothy Dalton. And the budget of that movie was so modest and I was coming to it off these big hits, they let me do whatever I want. It was fantastic.

And again the same kind of experience where we were not under pressure opened up opportunities. Timothy Dalton came to me at one point as we were wrapping the movie and said, “Listen, I want to talk to you about the last scene of the movie.” And I’m going, OK, here it comes, because I worked with too many Hollywood actors.” And so I said what is it? He says, “I was thinking this would be better if my character said nothing.” So this is not something you normally hear from Hollywood actors. But again knowing that there was enough flexibility he could hit me with something like that at the last minute.

So I recommend to your writers that if you have a choice, work on a picture that is hurtling down the railroad tracks, or a picture that has a fairly modest budget, and you’ll have more creative freedom.

**John:** Let’s wrap up by talking about the legacy of Die Hard. Because I’m curious at what point, because you said your kid thought that the hero is chicken shit, but ultimately I’m sure loved the film because people love the film. And it got a huge reaction when it first came out. At what point did you realize that this was going to be its own mini genre. That there was going to be Die Hard in a dot-dot-dot as a sort of subgenre of action film?

**Steven:** Well our original intention, of course we all knew that Roderick Thorp had been inspired by seeing The Towering Inferno. So in our mind we were going to do the three disaster movies. We were going to do The Towering Inferno, the next was Airport, and the third was going to be Poseidon Adventure.

So we did Airport the second time, which was a totally unrelated script that got reinvented as a Die Hard script. And we were going to do and had a plan even for the cruise ship version, but then Under Siege and Speed 2.

**John:** Cruise Control, yeah.

**Steven:** So that was off the table. But very quickly we realized right away that Under Siege was Die Hard on a boat. And so on. But again they made the mistake, or they decided that instead of being an ordinary guy he was a super ordinary guy. Then we had Air Force One, Die Hard on a plane. And when it became really out of hand, now this is a true story that I told a number of times to journalists, and none of them in interviews like this they always thought I was making it up. But I told Bruce the story and then Bruce did an interview in Vanity Fair on Die Hard 4 where he told my story and now people believe the story.

**John:** Of course, yes.

**Steven:** Of course, because he told it.

But I got a call from a producer who saw the Timothy Dalton movie, which is now playing on Amazon, called Possessed, and he said, “I was watching this movie, I got caught up, and I saw the credits that you wrote and directed this. And you directed a couple of Academy Award-winning actors and that’s not your wheelhouse, a horror movie. I’ve got a picture that’s right up your alley and now that I know you can direct you have carte blanche to rewrite it and you can direct the movie.”

And I said what is it? He said, “It’s Die Hard in a building.”

**John:** Ha! Yes.

**Steven:** He sent the script over and it was terrible. It was a complete beat-for-beat copy of Die Hard except with a female protagonist, otherwise like a clone. So I passed.

**John:** No. So my question for you Steven is do you have a sense of why we’re not making “Die Hard in a” very much anymore? Because Skyscraper very much is a Die Hard kind of movie. But there haven’t been a lot of those recently. I don’t see that as a genre that’s happening in the 2020s. And I’m sort of curious if you had any sense of why because it feels like it kind of should still work. That we have a clear central protagonist who has to protagonate over the course of it against overwhelming odds in a confined space.

**Steven:** I think, and it sounds crazy, but I think now they just seem too small scale. I mean, in the conversation for this movie we kept escalating how much money was in the bearer bonds.

**John:** That’s right.

**Steven:** Well that’s chump change. $100 million, that’s chump change, you know.

**John:** Because you’re not saving the world, so what’s the point?

**Steven:** Exactly. Exactly. If you’re not saving the world. And too many movies now the climax is just, you know, 20 minutes of CGI. This movie almost everything is practical. There’s no CGI in that movie at all.

**John:** This was an absolute delight. Thank you so much for coming on to talk to us about Die Hard.

**Steven:** I’m delighted to do it. I’m delighted to finally meet you. I’m a big fan.

**John:** Steven, thank you so much. Have a great weekend.

**Steven:** All right, you too. Bye-bye.

**John:** Bye.

Links:

* Read the DIE HARD script on [Weekend Read](https://quoteunquoteapps.com/weekendread/) or [online here](https://www.scriptslug.com/assets/scripts/die-hard-1988.pdf).
* [Feminist Analysis of Die Hard](https://anotherangrywoman.com/2016/12/18/making-fists-with-your-toes-towards-a-feminist-analysis-of-die-hard/)
* [Movies That Made Us](https://www.netflix.com/title/80990849) on Netflix, check out the Die Hard episode on S1!
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Scriptnotes, Episode 525: The Story This Was Based On, Transcript

December 1, 2021 HWTBAM, Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here](https://johnaugust.com/2021/the-story-this-was-based-on).

**John August:** Hello and welcome. My name is John August.

**Craig Mazin:** My name is Craig Mazin.

**John:** And this is Episode 525 of Scriptnotes, a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriters. Today on the show it’s another round of How Would This Be a Movie where we take a look at stories in the news and figure out how to transform them into quality filmed entertainment. This week we’re joined by a journalist who wrote one of our previous contenders to learn what it’s like having your work optioned by Hollywood.

**Craig:** I’m sure it’s great.

**John:** It’s the best experience in the world. It’s the dream.

**Craig:** It’s Hollywood.

**John:** We’ll also look at how you shape and tell true stories and answer some related listener questions. And in our bonus segment for premium members with studios owning publishers and the Writers Guild representing both screenwriters and journalists, what are the remaining distinctions between writing for Hollywood and writing for news media. We’ll dig into that.

**Craig:** I have thoughts.

**John:** Craig, most importantly, what are your thoughts on the brand new Scriptnotes hoodies? For the first time in 10 years we have Scriptnotes hoodies. Click that link. Take a look and tell us what you think of these hoodies.

**Craig:** Click that link. Smash that like button. I think it’s great. And I want one. And I’m just sort of like torn. I feel like I think I’m a large. You know what?

**John:** I got the large.

**Craig:** Yeah. Large feels right. Extra-large feels too roomy.

**John:** Yeah, the tent.

**Craig:** Yeah. Exactly. I don’t want to walk in tent. So, John, can I have a large?

**John:** You can have a large. We can actually order you a large. We’ll order that for you.

**Craig:** Give me a large. Now.

**John:** We’ll get you a large. But if you would like a large, if you’re a listener who would like a large or any size of these sweatshirts you have until November 18 at 5pm which is when they’re closing orders for this first – and you probably will not be able to get a hoodie by Christmas unless you order by November 18, 2021. So, get them now.

**Craig:** And this has passed the Stuart softness test?

**John:** It has. Absolutely. And so we’re looking for the right copy, and so Stuart’s sense of softness is how we always build the t-shirts. But Stuart Friedel has not been the producer of Scriptnotes for so long that newer listeners might not even know that Stuart had a prudential gift for figuring out the softest fabrics. And so instead we went to the Megana Rao test which is like could you wear this while cupping a giant mug of hot chocolate in your hands and would this be that comfy.

**Craig:** Right.

**John:** And we believe that these are that comfy.

**Craig:** So Baby Yoda would wear this while sipping soup?

**John:** It is a Baby Yoda-approved level of comfort.

**Craig:** Got it. Well, this is good, because Stuart I guess has just very sensitive skin. Because he was really into the softness thing. But he’s so right.

**John:** Our Scriptnotes t-shirts are remarkably soft. I don’t want to wear anything else.

**Craig:** They’re so good that I ordered a bunch of non-Scriptnotes, just blank t-shirts from – what is it called?

**John:** Cotton Bureau.

**Craig:** Cotton Bureau. Because it’s the tri-blend. Tri-blend. So this is the same thing, right? It’s made of Stuart’s shirt material?

**John:** This is the hoodie equivalent of the tri-blend. So I can’t promise that it’s the exact same thing because that would be too thin probably for this hoodie.

**Craig:** Of course. But that softness level I think is really important. Megana, your reputation is on the line. No pressure.

**John:** No pressure. All right. Let’s do some follow up. First off, last week we were talking about bringing in experts to be consultants on things. And we were talking specifically about military experts. Max wrote in to point out that there’s actually an organization called Veterans in Media and Entertainment which does exactly that. So, it’s a charitable organization that supports US military veterans. If you have a military subject they can find you an expert on it. So, we’ll put a link in the show notes to that. It’s vmeconnect.org.

**Craig:** Great. And they are a 501(c)(3) charitable organization. I love seeing it. Anytime we can promote one of these groups, please we will. And what do I mean by group. I mean any organization that is willing to share their expertise with writers gratis. We’re not looking for people who are accepting money. But if it’s a charitable organization of course like a 501(c)(3) then donations are always a possibility. But if there’s a group out there that is willing to just pick up the phone or answer an email to help screenwriters be accurate then we will spread the word.

**John:** We love it. Now some of the most anticipated follow up.

**Craig:** Drum roll.

**John:** Probably in the history of the show. We all remember who Oops was hopefully. So Oops was a writer who was working on a film and she had kind of fallen in love with, had a little crush on, a producer on the film and she wrote in asking for our advice on what do you do because you don’t want to mess up this situation. And you and I talked about it. Aline came on to talk about it. We now have follow up from Oops on what actually happened. Megana Rao, you are the voice of Oops on this podcast so if you can please give us the update from what Oops wrote in this week.

**Megana Rao:** All right. So Oops says, “I’m pleased to let you all know that I’m now Miss Oops Plus One. I have this weird millennial resistance to saying something like he’s my boyfriend, but yeah, it’s all kind of worked out. Yay for love. I’d love nothing more than to share expertly screen written blow by blows with the audience, but it’s funny how now I’m suddenly mentally concerned with his privacy. Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys and Aline and those who wrote in for such sage advice. I think back on those few weeks routinely and laugh. It was all rather silly and fun and I’m just so glad that I was cautious, thought about it a lot, and ultimately trusted my gut because she was right. Yours, Not Yet Planning the Scriptnotes Wedding but Never Ruling it Out, Oops.”

**Craig:** Oh, I am just beside myself with joy here. Because I don’t know if you remember I was definitely the guy pushing down pretty hard on the gas pedal. We are all aware that mixing romance and work these days is tricky. And I like the fact that Oops thought it through. She was really careful and it seems like her now boyfriend, because he is your boyfriend, I don’t care what you say Oops, her boyfriend was also careful. He was also thinking about it. And lo and behold we’re here to tell you that two responsible, rational, careful people can meet at work and fall in love. And become boyfriend/girlfriend. And I love it.

So, I’m happy. I think we needed a story like this. We needed to know that there was still room for healthy love in our business.

**John:** Congratulations to Oops. And congratulations to Oops’ boyfriend and her plus one.

**Craig:** Megana, are you happy?

**Megana:** I am very happy for Oops. I think they kept it a secret. I had to edit some of this out because of her concern for his privacy. But they kept it a secret for most of production and then right after production were official. But it seems like most of the crew knew the whole time.

**Craig:** Obviously. Everybody knows everything on a crew. Being with them now, I have been working with a crew now for months. And I think we all know like what we have for breakfast in the morning before we get to work. Everybody knows everything.

**John:** Yeah. To me the tell is always not that people are starting to talk to each other but they suddenly stop talking to each other. It’s like, ah, yeah, you’re trying not to let us all know what’s happened there.

**Megana:** That’s what she said, too. The night after they had that conversation they just stopped talking to each other completely at work.

**Craig:** Of course. And then everybody within 14 seconds was like, mmm, mm-hmm.

**John:** We all saw the chemistry. Now there’s not communication. Yeah.

**Craig:** OK, it happened. What else is going on out there, John? Anymore follow up?

**John:** Oh, Craig, the other big piece of follow up that you’re so looking forward to is MoviePass is back.

**Craig:** Yes!

**John:** So excited. So we’ll put a link in the show notes to this article about MoviePass co-founder Stacy Spikes was granted ownership of the company and basically he was able to buy it out of bankruptcy. Maybe it was $250,000. Maybe it was less than that that he was able to buy it.

**Craig:** You can’t get a tear-down two bedroom in Los Angeles County for that amount of money. And this is what MoviePass was apparently worth.

**John:** Yeah. So I’m excited for this new chapter. It’s really a thing I thought was dead and gone.

**Craig:** It is.

**John:** But of course it’s not.

**Craig:** It’s dead and gone.

**John:** Something will rise from the ashes of it. I just feel like with our Scriptnotes hoodie money we could have bought MoviePass. And I’ll never forgive myself for—

**Craig:** Sorry. You could have bought it because I don’t get that money, John. Megana, I need you – Megana, listen to me. I need information. You’re going to have to start showing me the books. Something is going on here.

**John:** Mm. Yeah.

**Craig:** Look how quiet Megana got.

**Megana:** I’m just funneling all of that money to myself.

**Craig:** Of course you are.

**Megana:** That’s the truth of it.

**Craig:** D’oh!

**John:** Now, the other exciting bit of news I saw in this article is that Mark Wahlberg’s production company, Unrealistic Ideas, is currently developing a documentary on the rise and fall of MoviePass based on this reporting. So in many ways it is a How Would This Be a Movie situation which is the perfect segue to our main topic today which is How Would This Be a Movie. So, people who are familiar with this podcast is every couple of weeks we take a look through stories in the news, stories from history, and figure out how we can transform them into quality filmed entertainment. We saw How Would This Be a Movie but more likely a limited series. And we discuss what’s in that story, who the characters could be, what kind of movie or TV show it could be, the tone.

We just try to do what writers do, which is take stuff that’s thrown our way and figure out how to transform it. But this week we have a very special guest because Zeke Faux is on the show. Zeke, can you tell us who you are?

**Zeke Faux:** My name is Zeke Faux. I’m an investigative reporter for Bloomberg Business Week. And a few years ago I wrote a story that I called The Phantom Debt Vigilante that you so nicely highlighted on a previous version of this segment.

**John:** So this was back in Episode 339 we talked about it. And we loved the story that you wrote and we also thought like, oh, there’s good potential here for a movie. But can you talk us through the short version of like who the central character was in the story that you wrote and what it was about?

**Zeke:** So, the story opens with this salesman, Andrew Therrien, normal guy. He’s just sitting around at home when he gets a call from a debt collector. This surprises him because he doesn’t owe any money. And he sort of gets into it with the debt collector. And the debt collector threatens his wife. And this just sets Andrew off and he goes out on a mission to figure out who this debt collector was, why they called him, and he actually uncovers this massive nationwide conspiracy, tracks down the bad guy at the center of it. And in the end brings him to justice.

So he’s one of the favorite people I’ve ever met through work. It was so exciting when I heard this story. And I couldn’t believe it myself. And each time I would check something out and find out that it was actually true I was like, whoa. So, yeah, that’s the guy.

**John:** So, you heard about this story, you pursued it, you wrote up the story. And at what point did it start attracting attention of Hollywood people? Because we talked about it on the show but I think, correct me if I’m wrong, before we even mentioned it people had sort of scoped it out. Correct?

**Zeke:** Yeah. I think that it had been optioned by the time you talked about it. I’ve been through this a few times and basically if you write a story that’s exciting and has a character and a plot it’s not so unusual that you’ll start getting emails from producers or these sort of scout type people asking if the rights to the story are available.

In this case I got a lot of emails right away, like probably the day that it came out. And then more on the following weeks.

**John:** So talk to us about these emails. Because these are coming from producers or scouts or other folks. What are they specifically asking for? Are they saying like would you consider selling the rights to this? Can you tell us what else there is here? Is there a movie? What are those emails actually asking for?

**Zeke:** Well, this is some good info for any magazine writer colleagues. I realized that a lot of these emails are from almost like interns who are just wanting to confirm that the rights might be available before they tell their boss about this cool story that they read. So the first time I got one of these emails is from a different story and I was ready to pick up my tux for the Oscars. But then I realized that this was just some intern who hadn’t even like told his boss about it yet and just wanted to make sure that this was a story that one could buy the rights for.

So, yeah, they’re usually pretty vague and just asking if I’m the person to talk to, or if I have an agent or something like that.

**John:** Great. Was this your first story that actually got optioned?

**Zeke:** No, I’ve had a few before this one. And generally I hand people off to my agent pretty quickly because it’s hard for me to know who is for real. And then they will help narrow down who might actually be worth considering and talking to. And I’ve never had one that was some crazy bidding war that everyone in town wanted to buy, so it’s often just comes down to a couple people and then we pick based on who seems most credible or honestly who has an interesting take on the story.

**Craig:** If I may be so bold, what kind of money are we talking about here? You don’t have to give me an exact dollar figure, but range wise? What’s a typical sort of option fee for these things?

**Zeke:** It’s a good question. I mean, a lot of people will try to option things for as little as nothing, which is obviously not that appealing.

**Craig:** Nothing sucks.

**Zeke:** I’ve done some research on this since I’ve started getting involved in it and talking to other writers and so I think that at the low end would be around $5,000 and then the high end for articles, I mean, I’ve heard of ones that go into six figures but I think that’s really unusual.

**Craig:** So talking roughly between $5,000 and maybe $75,000? Something in that zone?

**Zeke:** Yes. And that’s for the option, which they have to pay upfront. And then the purchase price is higher.

**John:** So let’s talk about what they’re actually buying, because in this case you had a relationship with Andrew Therrien and had done all this reporting, but some of that stuff is just public fact. Someone could take the idea of a guy who sort of goes after a debt collector. They don’t need your article to do that. So what are they actually buying when they option the rights to that story?

**Zeke:** It’s actually a question that I’ve thought about myself. And a producer explained it to me once. And he said that back in the day he used to go to these meetings with almost like a sandwich board and he’d be pitching people on some idea that he had for this amazing true story that should be a movie and flipping through the pages. And he said that if he was going to buy an article it was basically just so that they would have something to talk about and some sort of source material that could sort of get the project going.

**Craig:** Yeah. It seems to me a lot of times like producers will buy these things to create some air of exclusivity or, I don’t know what you would call it, legitimacy. But as we’ve discussed here legally speaking if you write an article, and I’m sure this has happened to you, some jerk like me can read it and just use it. Anything that’s in the article is usable. It’s out there in the world. It’s the stuff behind it – if we wanted to write a story about the gentleman that you’ve investigated what we are buying I suppose from you that is of value beyond the story you wrote is all of your notes, all of the additional stuff that didn’t get into the story. Because that’s still yours.

But my understanding is if you publish it in Bloomberg Business Week and I read it I can pretty much use whatever you wrote there because it’s public record.

**Zeke:** Right. I mean, my stories are true so you’re not—

**Craig:** Exactly.

**Zeke:** These things really happened.

**Craig:** I like that you have to say that. My stories are true, by the way.

**Zeke:** So, this is another way I think about it. I mean, I don’t know how much would you get paid to write a screenplay, like probably quite a lot of money.

**Craig:** Yes.

**Zeke:** So wouldn’t it be pretty cheap to not option the story?

**Craig:** Yes.

**Zeke:** It’s so cheap you might as well just do it if you’re going to hire a good screenwriter to write the screenplay.

**Craig:** Yes. If you are a producer you’re absolutely right. And it may be that – everything is a competition. So you write a great article. And there are going to be four producers, hopefully, competing to get the rights to that article. And then that producer is going to make that article an object of competition for a bunch of writers. Or, the other way around is there’s a writer and five people are trying – I’ve had this experience and John I’m sure you have, too – where I’ve had more than one producer call me to ask me to write the blah-blah story and it’s the same story.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** In one case, oh, you know what it was? It was Game Stop?

**John:** I got Game Stop.

**Craig:** I got Game Stop by two different producers who had each optioned or outright bought two different articles.

**Zeke:** I actually had someone ask me if I could write something about it so that they could option it.

**Craig:** Right. I mean, so I think what we’re getting at here is that you are doing real work out there and screenwriters are doing real work out here. And in between are producers that just–

**John:** Or studio execs who are just like Ah!

**Craig:** Making stuff up.

**John:** Now, Zeke, a question for you. In the case of the article we’re talking about it so focused on Andrew’s story. Were they also optioning his life rights or were they just taking your story?

**Zeke:** My policy on that is that if someone wants to do something with life rights that’s their business. I don’t want to be in business with the subject of my stories.

**Craig:** Right. You’re not brokering their life rights.

**Zeke:** Yes. So that’s something that everybody has to consider on their own.

**John:** Right.

**Craig:** Makes total sense.

**John:** Now let’s talk about your relationship with the screenwriter on this project, because you’re saying that the person you ended up going with was a producer and they had a screenwriter involved. Did you have any direct interactions with that screenwriter?

**Zeke:** This was pretty standard. Usually you have a call or two with the screenwriter at the beginning and it’s pretty fun. I like to tell them, you know, I always have a lot of outtakes to talk about. And we’ll give them any extra materials that they want. But then after that I usually don’t hear from them.

**Craig:** Right.

**Zeke:** But I understand that because you need time to develop your own take on the story and having somebody else who has a very specific take on it could be kind of distracting.

**Craig:** Well there’s probably not a lot of good news that could come out of subsequent conversations because when you’re adapting something of course you are altering it to some extent. And if you are calling the journalist who wrote the article odds are you’re not calling them to tell them how faithful you’ve been. And so this is normal and also I assume as a fully-fledged professional adult you’re aware that once you sign these things away all sorts of stuff might happen.

**Zeke:** Yeah. And I’ll just say I love writing magazine stories. I want the story to be perfect and so fun to read on the page. And I want it to inspire people who read it. And if it also inspires some screenwriter who wants to go do something that’s awesome. But I don’t really care what they do with it.

**Craig:** Because what you wrote still exists.

**John:** Exactly.

**Craig:** And always shall.

**John:** Yeah. We always talk about when an author sells the rights to a book to make into a movie that book still sits on the shelf. And no matter what I do in the adaptation that book will always be there. And so that was your vision of a thing and this is someone else’s vision of a thing. What is the current status of this project now? Is that going to be moving forward? Is the option still happening? What’s going on with this movie right now?

**Zeke:** That’s a great question and the answer sort of illustrates my place on the totem pole in the moviemaking process. I actually do not know what’s going on.

**John:** All right. So Zeke while we have you hear we’d love your input on this segment that we do called How Would This Be a Movie where we talk through stories in the news and figure out how they can be movies. And you will have an insight because you’ve been the journalist reporting these stories.

**Zeke:** So I accidentally happened on what I feel like is a weird trick to get producers in your magazine story.

**John:** I’m so excited by this.

**Craig:** I want to hear this weird trick.

**Zeke:** In an earlier story the subject of the story said something to me that became the first quote in the story. And he said, “Remember the movie American Hustle. It’s kind of like that with way more dirt and twists.” I just put that in because it was funny. It’s a funny thing to say. But then I was having these meetings with producers and they would say to me totally straight-faced, “You know, it really reminded me of American Hustle.” So I thought to myself if it’s at all relevant maybe mention the name of a movie in your story.

**Craig:** Oh my god.

**Zeke:** That will sort of set their movie alert. So for a couple of years if I found a good spot and it seemed relevant, I mean, I don’t want to compromise a story, but I would mention the name of a movie. So, I had another one about this sort of triple agent informant in the drug wars and I said that he was kind of Narcos Forrest Gump. And this guy called me up, for real, he’d won an Oscar. And he was like, “Narcos meets Forrest Gump. Narcos/Forrest Gump. I’m coming out to New York to take you out to lunch.” And I was like, great.

So we went out to lunch and he just kept saying Narcos Forrest Gump. And so much that I wasn’t even sure if he had read the whole article because that was near the top.

**Craig:** He hasn’t.

**Zeke:** The lunch sort of petered out because we were running out of ways to talk about Narcos Forrest Gump.

**Craig:** That’s amazing.

**John:** Amazing.

**Craig:** Amazing.

**Zeke:** Yeah. Just mention the name of a movie. That’s my tip for magazine writers.

**Craig:** I think what Zeke is really putting his finger on here is how stupid so many producers are. I mean, they don’t read. They have a staff of people that tell them things. They do hinge on something and they forget who told it to them so quickly that they think they thought it. And, Zeke, I will tell you that just because a producer has an Oscar doesn’t mean that they’re not stupid. Because if something wins Best Picture then the producer gets the Oscar, but a lot of producers really are just stupid.

I clearly don’t want to work in Hollywood anymore. By the way, that’s becoming super obvious.

**John:** Yeah. We’ve known that for a time.

**Craig:** But some producers are amazing. And if you produce something I did I’m sure I’m talking about you when I say amazing. But everybody else, stupid.

**John:** Stupid.

**Craig:** Stupid.

**John:** All right. Let’s get into these movies and figure out which producers will hang on one idea in this and forget what they actually read or saw.

**Craig:** Great.

**John:** There’s five of them and two of them have interactive elements too which I think is really fun, or they are like cartoons/animations. I love this.

**Craig:** I love these. Yes. Fun.

**John:** It’s not all reading. You can actually sort of look at things.

**Craig:** Thank god.

**John:** So we’ll start with this story by Andy Hoffman and Benedikt Kammel. This was from Bloomberg and is Bloomberg the same as Bloomberg Business Week? Zeke, help me out.

**Zeke:** Bloomberg is the parent company and this story was actually in Bloomberg Business Week’s annual heist issue which all you screenwriters should keep an eye out for because it’s full of cool stories.

**John:** And what’s great about this one is it is a comic. And so it’s telling the story of this Swiss trader is trying to buy copper for a Chinese buyer. He finds some in Turkey. So they load this copper into a shipping container and then overnight people break into the shipping containers, swap out that copper with painted rocks, seal it back up and ship it off to wherever it’s going, to China someplace. They did this seven more times and for a total of $36 million worth of painted rocks. And it looks like it’s probably an inside job. There’s 16 people charged at the time of this writing.

Craig, start us off. Is there a movie here?

**Craig:** No. No there is not. What there is is a great scene. This feels like one of those things that would open a great ‘70s heist movie where you’re introducing characters and you’re showing how scammy they are and how either clever or not clever they are or how clever but unlucky they are. It’s such an audacious move and it’s got a great reveal which is a bunch of guys are loading copper in and on the other side the crate arrives and like a magic trick even though you’ve been watching it the whole time when the thing opens it’s a bunch of rocks.

By the way, this is a real question. If you’re going to take copper out and shove a bunch of rocks in and then reseal the container why are you painting the rocks copper? Who is that going to fool? It didn’t fool anybody for even one second. So why even bother painting the rocks?

**John:** My guess is that when they first open, because it’s sort of slag copper, it’s not good copper, when you first open it and just do a quick visual inspection you might not realize that it’s not copper. And so give you an extra day’s time before they actually load it.

Obviously they need the weight because they need it to feel full.

**Craig:** I get the rock part. But, yeah, it seems more like a scene and a character introducer. There’s no way to make a series or even movie about this because it’s just one thing and I don’t find it particularly interesting. There’s no comment or reflection of the human condition. It’s just theft.

**John:** So, Zeke, help us out. Because I feel like there is more to the story here, because this was deliberately a very small slice of it. But it didn’t get into the characters. It didn’t get into what the actual organization was behind this. Can you anticipate if you were to do the reporting what kinds of people and schemes behind the scenes might you figure out?

**Zeke:** I mean, ideally the people behind this might be in jail and pleaded guilty and be willing to tell you the whole thing that happened. I mean, personally I don’t get that excited this as an inside job because I want it to be some sort of really sneaky operation. Maybe if these were low level workers and they were somehow getting revenge on their terrible boss then it could be fun.

**John:** I hear you there. Because I also get frustrated because at least with the information we have right now they’re obviously going to get caught. There’s sort of no way you could not get caught. And so it’s a trick you can play once and if you try to play it seven times they’re going to figure out where the switch happened.

If the heist had happened at sea where they’re actually switching the containers there there’s a more interesting way to get to it. But I agree with both of you that I think it’s a scene, it’s a moment, in a completely different story and doesn’t really help us out here.

All right, let’s get to the one that Craig was excited about last night as we were talking about. The Secret History of Sushi.

**Craig:** Love this.

**John:** This is New York Times story by Daniel Fromson with illustrations by Igor Bastidas. Craig, can you talk us through what this is about?

**Craig:** This is magic. This is – every now and then you read a story that kind of blows your mind because it’s about something that was in front of your face for most of your life and you had no idea what was really behind it. So, apparently the history of sushi, and we can sort of skip the part where it’s how sushi developed in Japan and get to the part that’s sort of mind-blowing. So there was a cult that John anybody our age is familiar with or older, I don’t know if the millennials are quite as familiar with it. But the Reverend Sun Myung Moon was a kind of a Korean Christian Messianic culty figure who came to the United States I believe in the ‘70s. And was infamous for these mass marriages that he would oversee.

**John:** The mass weddings. Yeah.

**Craig:** But early on when he was still kind of small time in New York many of his adherents were Japanese which in and of itself is a bit odd. And he had this idea that in order to help fund the church that they should start bringing sushi to the United States. And in order to bring sushi to the United States he tapped this group of five or six or seven of his adherents and scattered them across the United States. And all of them were working in service of this corporation called True World Seafood. And True World is a reference to some nonsense that Reverend Moon believes in, I don’t know, some crap about whatever the world becoming something else. Doesn’t matter.

Point being they did it. These guys created the largest fresh seafood distributor in the United States and in Canada I believe and in some other places. And they did in fact create the sushi movement. I mean, it surfed along with a kind of Japan-ophilia thing that happened in the ‘80s, but they still to this day are the largest supplier of seafood to sushi restaurants. When you go and you eat sushi in the US or Canada you are eating fish that was very likely purchased initially and distributed and resold by a company that is intertwined with Reverend Moon’s Unification Church. And that is crazy. And how these guys did it and then the ensuing fallout when Moon died and the inevitable infighting happened within his family and then the lawsuits and the corporations.

It’s insane. And I loved it.

**John:** I loved it, too. And I think there is a movie here or a series. But to me it’s the question of like where do you put the boundaries of it. When do you start and when do you stop? And I don’t think you get into the later end stuff. I don’t think you get to the modern stuff. I think you just get to this crazy, impossible dream of like, OK, you’re going to go to Alaska and you’re going to go to Denver and start selling sushi in Denver and just really random people assigned to places and they just made it work. And there’s a comedy to that that I think is actually fun and exciting. But also problematic because this church was not without its own faults.

I think there’s a thing to be made here. Zeke, as you look at this article what jumps out to you? What are the threads that are interesting to you? And what’s the movie hook that you put in there so that some producer buys it and talks to you about it at lunch?

**Zeke:** I loved the presentation. Like as a magazine person it just looked amazing. And it’s pretty unusual to see one – I haven’t seen something like this before.

I think they did a really good job of connecting it to sushi. Like that made me more interested as a reader. If you just said, hey, this strange religious leader has a big fish company, I mean, that would be an OK story but presenting it as the secret history of sushi I think is what sells it as a story and to someone like you.

**John:** Agreed. Now, Craig, how do you make this? Do you make this – is it a movie? Is it a series? Where are your edges on the story?

**Craig:** Definitely a series. So, it’s not even a question of narrative application anymore. It used to be solely a question of narrative application. But now you have to also ask the question is anybody going to actually put it in a theater. Or even just show it streaming as a movie. In our minds now we have becomes really limited about what we see when we talk about movies. And this story does not have the explosive elements required to confine it to 90 minutes or two hours. So you need something really big and none of that is here.

This is absolutely some kind of limited series, but I would say a short one. I don’t think this needs five episodes or ten episodes. It needs maybe three. Personally, if I were putting my money into this I would actually be going down the documentary root. I think that’s the way to do this. The fictionalization of it is not as interesting to me as the facts in and of themselves. So I would probably go with a short documentary series on this.

**John:** Yeah. The reason why I think I want to see this as a fictional series is that I could just picture the moments where in the time period where you’re trying to introduce sushi into these places and just sort of like the confused stares you’re getting out of like, oh, we want to sell you some raw fish, and just trying to get people to eat this fish and just the absurdity of like, OK, I don’t know anything about what I’m doing but the church says I’m supposed to be doing this so I’m going to figure this out. I think those moments are so good.

I agree with you that it’s a series because it doesn’t want to fit nicely into 90 minutes. And there’s just going to be so many characters and so many situations. And you’re going to probably cover a number of years which just all works better as a series.

So, Zeke, I’m still going to press on if this were your story what would be the hook you’d want to put in there to make sure that a producer says oh yeah I get what this is?

**Zeke:** I was joking about that before, because I feel like – I’d like to think I’m above that now. But even as a writer I might have considered trying to develop some of the individual characters more. Like zooming in on, like you said, one of these particular people who is off in some weird place trying to introduce raw fish. I think that would be an interesting thread for the story. And probably would be interesting for somebody like you, too.

**John:** And actually one of the maybe challenges of this presentation, because people should click through the link because it’s really beautifully done.

**Craig:** Beautifully.

**John:** It’s all illustrated with animations that go through it. But because of that there aren’t the photos you might expect. And in addition to not really talking very much about the individual people without photos to sort of anchor like oh that is this guy, I could not tell you right now who most of the characters were in this piece. Because I was just focused on this is the sweep of the story. And it didn’t give me a lot of anchoring into who the people were who got sent off to these different places.

So a good counter example of this is our next story. This is a New Yorker story about migrant laborers who clean up after disasters. It’s Sarah Stillman writing this. And this is full of very detailed specific people whose faces we can see. These are folks who some of them are documented, some of them are undocumented. They’re mostly from Texas and Florida. But when there’s a disaster in the US there are these companies who subcontract with other companies who send workers in to sort of do the cleanup. So after huge storms, after natural disasters, these are the people who show up and do all that work. As Stillman’s story is documentary they obviously say like, oh, we’ll follow Covid-19 protocols. They’re not at all. Everyone is getting Covid. It’s terrible. Safety protocols aren’t there.

It also focuses on a man named Sacket Soni who is an organizer who is basically trying to protect these people and get them housed and fed and deal with wage theft. Craig, we’ll start with you. What did you see in terms of a potential story either for a movie or for a series out of this?

**Craig:** Doesn’t feel like one. There’s fascinating information here and there’s important here. It does feel like the kind of thing that if I were running a traditional news magazine format on television I would want to do this story for television in that format. A 60 Minutes kind of format. Because it’s important for people to know this and to see this.

However, there is not yet a kind of Cesar Chavez story that is completed. They are organizing and so we should see what happens with this. But overall what we’re seeing here is a pretty head on bit of journalism and I don’t think that this is the kind of story that adapts well to fictionalization in any format.

**John:** Zeke, as you’re looking at this do you agree? And if do agree are there things about this story that could be highlighter emphasized that would make it more of a Hollywood story?

**Zeke:** Interesting that you didn’t think it had potential for an adaptation, Craig, because I actually found it very cinematic when I was reading it. I just loved all of these amazing details like that she wore these gold hoop earrings that helped her feel elegant while she was doing this cleanup work. Or the sort of ironic signs she was always seeing.

That said, I agree that you don’t have the Erin Brockovich type plot yet. And then just to me it would seem odd to say based on a true story but then fictionalize some sort of more dramatic plot onto it. And then I was thinking if you don’t do that, if it doesn’t have a strong plot it might feel kind of similar to Nomadland.

**John:** I was thinking about Chloe Zhao the whole time through because I just felt like everything was happening sort of at sunsets and in beautiful disastrous places. And sort of the real life hardworking people who are actually doing the stuff and not getting paid properly for it felt like that sort of aesthetic.

**Zeke:** I’d be interested. It’s too bad we couldn’t ask the writer of this, because I am wondering how – I mean, obviously they’ve seen Nomadland and I’m sure they didn’t want it to seem too similar. It must have been actually challenging to try and write something that was really dramatic but then also in some ways similar to an Oscar-winning movie that came out recently.

**Craig:** Well, these stories sometimes give you – now I’ll speak like a purely exploitative fictionalist. When you read a story like this what you get is an interesting job for a character to have or characters to have in a movie that is about something else which is their life, their relationship with their children, or their spouse, or their significant other, or a romance. Some kind of life change.

So if in a movie we’re talking about a woman who has just gotten divorced and is restarting her life and this is the job she gets and this is where she meets somebody, that’s interesting. But the actual content of what’s happening here in terms of the way these people are being exploited and the economic ins and outs of this particular industry, that in and of itself is not a narrative that I think I would want to adapt the way for instance, you know, a narrative was created out of the whistleblower and the tobacco industry. It’s not quite that. It doesn’t have that circular narrative movement that we’re hoping for.

**John:** Now the other project I was thinking of was this Netflix series Maid which is Molly Smith Metzler writing about – taking a woman in a very specific situation and using that as the backdrop to tell a specific family story which I think Craig is what you were getting to. This is a huge canvas but you can decide to do the Erin Brockovich story about this issue or The Big Short. This is about this issue. Or you can have that be the arena in which you’re telling a much smaller story which might be the way to go through here.

And in that case I don’t know that you option this article because this article provides a big canvas but it doesn’t actually provide the distinct story points. Because you might choose to pick the woman who is featured here, Bellaliz Gonzalez, who is from Venezuela. As a central person you might choose to pick Sacket Soni who is this organizer. But you probably wouldn’t. You could just create your own character who is in that same situation and that’s your story.

**Craig:** Yup.

**Zeke:** It just reminds me of another article to film adaptation, American Honey.

**John:** Oh yeah.

**Zeke:** Shia LaBeouf movie about the kids selling magazines. Which is actually based on this amazing New York Times article from 2007 that was more of like an expose about how young people are getting exploited on magazine crews. And then when the movie, which I do think they had optioned that story, when that came out it was just like sort of inspired by it but totally different.

**John:** I think for what we’re describing we’re not sure if we would ever want to option this article. But I guess you could option this article, as you said at the start of this, you might option this article as a producer just to clear the field and to declare this story space. But you’re not getting a specific story you can tell.

Here’s a very specific story. Next up we have an article by Sarah McDermott writing for BBC about Pauline Dakin’s childhood in Canada in the 1970s. It was full of secrets, disruption, and unpleasant surprising. She wasn’t allowed to talk about her family life with anyone. And it wasn’t until she was 23 that she was told why.

So basically at 23 she learns that her family is on the run from the mafia and that the mafia is after them and they have to always be constantly careful. And at a certain point all of us as readers say like or your family is not telling you the truth and they’re all operating under some sort of delusion which appears to be the case.

Again, this is a very specific story that you could choose to tell. So we could talk about optioning this story or this as a kind of story. Zeke, help us out here. Think through as a journalist how do you start to tell this story? If you were to write this article where would you begin and what are the hooks for you?

**Zeke:** So this article actually would be – not that I can pitch a news story about some random events of someone’s lives that don’t really have any newsworthiness. But it actually would be a good starting place for the kind of story that I like to write because it’s missing all of the specifics and you could really dig in and try and create – like I want to start with some sort of really dramatic scene which I would find by interviewing the person and talking through all of this and finding out what parts of the story really seemed like most exciting to me.

The version that I was reading was just sort of the barebones outline of what happened, which would be great as a starting place to really dig in and get all the details, interview other people and see their perspective. Because oftentimes the main character doesn’t really have a good sense of how they behaved themselves. You have to talk with other people who saw the events.

**John:** Craig, what is your take on this story?

**Craig:** I love it. It’s terrific. I don’t know if I need the story. Meaning I don’t know if I want – the value of this I don’t think is that it really happened. I think this is just a great to use as inspiration to write a story about a kid and their parents and this life they’re living and the fear that they’re all under and to present it as real and then for this person to slowly realize none of it is real. This is very Shyamalanic. And that in fact something far more weird is happening.

And then the question of who is telling the truth and who is lying and if they’re lying why becomes really florid. And all of the value is about the relationship between a child and a parent. And that stuff requires fictionalization and dramatization to the point that I think this is just a great springboard. I would not want to write a movie where there is a character named Pauline Dakin and her mother, Ruth, and her stepfather, Stan. I would want to just take the inspiration from this. Because it’s a fascinating notion. And I would want to do some research into this concept of delusional disorder.

So it’s very inspiring and a wonderful story that Sarah McDermott has uncovered here. And it will be, oh it will certainly be optioned. No question about that. But personally I think the value is just in the suggestion.

**John:** I think back to Gillian Flynn’s book Gone Girl which was telling the story of oh did this husband kill his wife. And there were true life things that she could ingest into that, but she was telling a fictional story. And she didn’t need to use any of the real life things to do it and she could tell a much better story by not being bound to what really happened. So unlike a true crime novel she’s able to use all the stuff and build her own thing out of it.

And I guess I agree with you here. But I also very much hear what Zeke is saying is that there probably are really compelling moments and scenes and bits here that you could flesh out. That you could create an article that was even more Hollywood compelling given this basic framework.

**Craig:** Yeah.

**John:** All right. Our last story here is about Silibill N’ Brains. If you’re not familiar with Silibill N’ Brains they were a ‘90s hip hop duo that burst onto the scene. Let’s take a listen to a clip.

[Clip plays]

All right. So these are two California rappers. Very much in an Eminem style obviously. Fun. Great. MTV is loving them. They’re sort of rising up in music videos. And then it comes out that they’re actually two Scottish guys who just put on California accents and were just basically trying to ape all of their favorite rappers. And it all fell apart and it sort of got exposed in a Milli Vanilli sort of way.

Craig, is there a movie here?

**Craig:** No. I mean, it’s interesting but it feels very familiar to me. The idea of people being illegitimate and inauthentic and hiding that to get some sort of fame. And then it all comes crashing down. This is just very tired. And this is two levels of inauthenticity because it was already questionable when white people in the ‘90s started jumping on the hip hop bandwagon and trying to do that Vanilla Ice style. And then these guys were from Scotland which is even further away. And they weren’t even faking being black. They were faking being white.

**John:** They were faking being white in California which I think is great.

**Craig:** Yeah. But the point is I just don’t care. They weren’t famous enough. Nobody died. There was no shootings, explosions. The stakes were low. I struggle to care about this story. Maybe if they had been more famous. I don’t know, maybe that would make it even worse. Look, if there hasn’t been a Milli Vanilli movie, has there been?

**John:** I don’t think there’s been one.

**Craig:** Yeah. If there hasn’t been one of those I don’t see why we would get to this one. I think the Milli Vanilli is the canary in the coal mine. If we don’t want to make a movie about that I don’t know why we would want to make a movie about Silibill N’ Brains.

**John:** Now, Zeke, there’s three articles here we’ll link to. So we’re linking to an article by Tom Seymour for Vice, by Sam for DDW, and there’s also a documentary called The Great Hip Hop Hoax by Jeanie Finley. So this is areas that have been explored. Do you see a movie or a series coming out of this?

**Zeke:** I really didn’t like this idea at all until I listened to the song. I mean, it’s just so horrible that it’s kind of amazing that this ever fooled anyone. So, maybe it would be best as a documentary. And I was trying to think of some way to make this kind of relevant. Basically I come down on no, but I think one thing that’s a little interesting is why was everyone so eager to believe. And I think it’s because they wanted white rappers. They wanted some next Eminem. And so I feel like there’s kind of a racist element to it that could make it kind of interesting to explore, but still not that interesting.

**John:** Yeah. I think there’s a Lonely Island movie here where you can just – you find the right two kids who have the right charisma and you can just play with all these themes and use their songs but write other great parody songs. So do you need this exact story? Maybe not. And I guess they already made Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping or whatever. So maybe it’s kind of already been done.

**Craig:** By geniuses.

**John:** They’re geniuses. And so I feel like the right people could approach this and make something great. But it’s not a slam dunk by any stretch. It’s very execution dependent.

All right, let’s do a recap of our stories here and figure out which of these might actually become movies. Zeke, if you had to pick between our five here which is the movie. Which gets optioned?

**Zeke:** You were very down on it but I actually think that the story about the migrant workers is the one that people would go for.

**John:** All right. Craig, of these five which is the movie?

**Craig:** Sushi.

**John:** Sushi. I am going to go with sushi as well. I think sushi is the one that – it’s not a movie, it’s probably a limited series, but I think that’s the one that most happens. But I’m excited for all of these. And I want to thank all of our listeners because I put out on Twitter a call for suggestions and most of these came from their suggestions.

Here’s the ones we didn’t cover just so you can—

**Craig:** And you’re telling us about them?

**John:** Yes. Ivy Getty’s Wedding was amazing. But, no, we don’t care.

**Craig:** We don’t care.

**John:** The 1902 eruption of Mount Pelée on Martinique. Great.

**Craig:** I’ve already done a thing blowing up. I can’t do it again.

**John:** The billionaire space race. We’re in the middle of it, so no.

**Craig:** Yup.

**John:** The Havana Syndrome. We don’t know what’s really happening, so no. Chinese dancing grandmas.

**Craig:** Adorable.

**John:** Kind of interesting.

**Craig:** Hysterical. Not a movie. But I like that people are throwing bags of pee on them. It’s an amazing story.

**John:** Biker getting breast milk.

**Craig:** What?

**John:** So it’s these biker gangs who formed a shuttle service to bring breast milk to mothers who need breast milk.

**Craig:** Such a great band name.

**John:** Yeah. The plot to dig up Lincoln’s body was actually a great story. It just came a little too late, so we’ll keep that for the next one.

**Craig:** Because he died a long time ago.

**John:** Yeah. So basically people are trying to dig up his body and hold it for ransom.

**Craig:** What? Oh boy.

**John:** You’ll love it. It’s terrific. The IVF mix-up leaves an LA couple giving birth to another family’s baby. Yeah. The bio of Ruth Fertel who created Ruth’s Chris Steak House. It’s fascinating. So she’s good. The great emu war which is about the plot to eradicate emu, sort of like cut back on emus in Australia. They’re already making a movie so it’s too late.

**Craig:** Too late.

**John:** And Stagecoach Mary who was a groundbreaking black postal carrier in the old days, olden days. She seems great. There’s a biopic maybe to be made there but it didn’t make it in time for this one. So, good suggestions everybody.

**Craig:** Thank you folks.

**John:** Now, Zeke as we transition out of this I want to talk to you about point of view in a magazine piece because in this article we first talked about that you wrote clearly we’re on the POV of this guy who is investigating these scams. But as a journalist when do you know who the person is that you’re going to be focused on and going to hang the story around? Does that come pretty early or only as you sit down to really start writing it?

**Zeke:** I always like to have a really exciting story with a point of view. So I might find a space that I find is interesting. Like in that case I’d been looking into debt collection for quite a long time. Maybe I’d even written some straight news stories. And then when I meet someone who is a great character I get really excited and I think about how can I use everything that I’ve learned about this shady debt collection industry to inform a story that would be more compelling to read because it centers on a character.

**John:** And do you ever feel guilty thinking about people as characters? Or is that just the nature of the work you’re doing?

**Zeke:** Absolutely. I mean, it’s incredibly important to me that the story is true. It’s a tricky thing because when you tell the truth about someone they might not even recognize it. So I can’t be overly concerned with how the subject will react to the story, but I also want it to read like if someone who knows the subject reads it I want it to read true. And I can’t take any liberties at all with the timing of events or the characters.

You have a lot of constraints as a writer of true stories that you wouldn’t if you were writing a screenplay. And in this case it was kind of interesting. The subject really took exception to the fact that I called him stocky which I did think was an insulting adjective.

**Craig:** I’m stocky. I think it’s very nice.

**Zeke:** Yeah, I mean he’s a big perfectly good-looking guy. I mean, not even that big. I don’t think stocky means that big. Anyway, of all the things that’s what he didn’t really like, but we still joke about it so I guess he got over it.

**John:** This last week I was talking on a Zoom call with two writers who were working with the Inevitable Foundation which is a foundation that helps disabled writers past middle career up into becoming showrunners. And one of them was working on a project that was centered around this civil rights figure. And someone who was kind of always behind the scenes but actually had a really compelling life story.

And she was running into a problem where she had all this research and all these facts about this character but didn’t feel like she sort of knew who the person was or what the person’s voice was. And I was trying to encourage her to really channel her inner Aaron Sorkin and just make a choice and just run with it. And it strikes me as such a different thing for what I’m telling a screenwriter to do versus what you as a journalist has to tell another journalist to do. You can’t put words in a person’s mouth whereas she has to put words in a person’s mouth and has to actually have the confidence to just create a voice for this person who no longer exists.

**Zeke:** Yeah. I mean, I would find that really hard. And the amazing thing about this story, a lot of my stories don’t even have much dialogue. In this story the guy had taped everything. And when I heard these tapes I honestly wanted to cry. The dialogue was so amazing. I just couldn’t believe that this guy actually – I mean, he actually said things that are as good as what you guys would make up. So that was a very unique situation, but ideally I can put myself in a place where I can observe someone actually doing stuff and hear how they actually relate to other people. That’s a little more authentic than just interviewing them and hearing what they say to me.

**John:** Yup. All right. Let’s get to our listener questions because we have two that are very much on topic here. Megana, do you want to start us off?

**Megana:** So Chase from London writes, “I’m currently developing a script based on a pretty famous historical trial. The story has been adapted a few times in different mediums, most famously with a golden era legal drama. But I believe a retelling would have a completely different weight and meaning if written for a modern audience. My question is whether I should watch and read every previous adaptation of this story in my research. Is it helpful or harmful to see how other writers dramatized certain events? Are there copyright complications to look out for when drawing upon the same courtroom transcripts for dialogue?”

**John:** I don’t think you should look at all the other adaptations because you will start judging what you’re doing based on what they were doing and it will become a trap and you shouldn’t do it. Craig, what’s your thought?

**Craig:** If it’s been adapted a lot I think you have to at least – you don’t want to study those things because I agree with John. But what you don’t want to do is just mistakenly replicate a bunch of stuff because then you’re going to hear about it when you send your script around. Everyone is going to say well yeah it’s not that you ripped them off, it just doesn’t seem different enough. We already have that movie. What do we need this movie for?

In terms of drawing on the same courtroom transcripts for dialogue, no, those are facts. Those are a published public record and anyone can use that freely. The problem is if someone else has used it freely you’re a little bit stuck. Just because you can doesn’t mean you’re not going to seem like somebody who is a Johnny Come Lately.

You’re in a tough spot here. And I guess the way I would turn it around to you, Chase, is to say why are you developing a script based on a pretty famous historical trial that has been adapted a few times in different mediums, most famously with a golden era legal drama? I know you say a retelling would have a completely different weight and meaning if written for a modern audience, but maybe that’s not enough? You just don’t want to seem like you’re delivering something that feels warmed over.

Writing for a modern audience, I’m not sure what that means exactly. If it’s just a question of language and such then I’m concerned. If you’re talking about retelling that story from a very different perspective then you might be onto something, in which case I don’t think you have to worry so much. But if you’re doing something straight on that’s been done a bunch it’s going to be an issue.

**John:** Zeke, if you’re writing something in an area or about a story topic do you read other writers writing on that topic? Or is that in bad form? Tell me about the research you’re doing and reading other writers.

**Zeke:** I feel like it’s my duty to read everything that I possibly can. But I understand why you might not want to. It’s hard to avoid feeling influenced if you’re – I mean, I would prefer not to write a story about something that somebody else has already written a great magazine story about because it is challenging to set aside their take and write your own original one.

**John:** All right. We’re running short on time so we’re going to cap it at one question here. And it’s time for our One Cool Things. My One Cool Thing is called Friendsgiving by Miry’s List. So Miry’s List is a great charity that works with immigrant families, refugee families that come to the states, mostly to Los Angeles, and helps them get set up in apartments with furniture and food and toys for their kids, and books and such.

I was first introduced to them by Rachel Bloom. They are fantastic. So I’ve been supporting them for the past couple years. Their Friendsgiving campaign is especially important this year because they have a bunch of new Afghan families that have come to Los Angeles and need some support. So, I’ll have a link in the show notes for that, but it’s Friendsgiving by Miry’s List.

Craig, what do you got for us this week?

**Craig:** So my One Cool Thing this week is Once Cool Person named Jasmila Žbani?. She is currently directing an episode of The Last of Us for our production and she’s terrific. She is a Bosnian filmmaker and I became aware of her through the last feature film she made which is called Quo Vadis, Aida? And that was nominated for Best Foreign Film in the last round of Oscars. It’s a wonderful movie, heartbreaking movie about the terrible events in Srebrenica. The terrible war that tore Sarajevo apart and just a brutal conflict between Serbs and Bosnians.

I just like drawing people’s attention to it because I think normally if somebody says, oh, there’s a Bosnian movie and it’s about war you might go, meh, I don’t. But what’s so brilliant about Quo Vadis, Aida is that it focuses on a woman who has a fascinating job. She is a translator who is the go-between between these Bosnian refugees seeking shelter in a UN compound and the Dutch soldiers who are in charge of the UN peacekeeping compound and of course everybody then uses English as the lingua franca. And so I guess it’s lingua anglica. And that woman’s story is an incredible way to work in and out of this brutal story.

Jasmila is just a terrific filmmaker and a wonderful person. I am having such a great time with her. So I thought I would spread the news about her and her movie as my One Cool Thing.

Oh, and I do have one other cool thing. It’s my new nickname for me and Megana. Because I was thinking about it. We had talked about Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. And somebody pointed out obviously how did we miss BenAna.

**Megana:** BenAna.

**Craig:** BenAna is just like how did we miss it. It’s just right there. And then I was like what happens when Megana and I start dating. And obviously we’d be Craigana. So, I’m just super excited. Craigana is the new thing. #Craigana. And the story of our romance and how it begins in winter and ends when fall arrives, obviously. It’s just such a great story.

**Megana:** Because I just become unbearable during the fall? Yeah.

**Craig:** What happens is everything is going OK and then you message Spooky Season in August and that starts to get me really worried, and then it just gets worse and worse. And so by the time Thanksgiving arrives it’s over.

**John:** Zeke, save us. If you have a refugee related One Cool Thing then that would be fantastic and it would check all the boxes. But tell us, do you have a One Cool Thing for us this week?

**Zeke:** Mine is actually kind of nerdy. It’s productivity software. Or, I shouldn’t call it that but it’s called Roam Research.

**John:** I love Roam Research. We can geek out about Roam Research.

**Craig:** Oh. Oh good.

**Zeke:** It’s kind of intimidating. It looks like something that’s almost for like computer programmers, but once you learn to use it I feel like when I open it it’s like I’m opening my favorite paper notebook and I just feel really free to write down whatever. If you don’t know it, it just opens up to a page with a date at the top and you start writing stuff down. And you can tag it with whatever tags you want. You end up creating your own personal Wikipedia that’s really easily searchable. Because at any given time I’m researching so many different topics it’s really hard to keep them straight. And this makes it super easy.

I’m starting to work on my first book which is a really intimidating organizational challenge and there’s just so many different threads to keep in the air and so many different things to research. But I feel like I feel weird giving this free ad for this software but I feel like I can do it now by using this. And that I won’t lose track of all the 18 different things that I have to research.

**John:** I think it’s great as well. So I’ve been using that. And it’s like Workflowy but with much looser organization, sort of like a very freeform taxonomy. It’s really smart. People should give it a shot.

**Craig:** There’s this incredibly elegant version of what you guys are talking about called paper. You just write stuff down on it.

**John:** Yeah, but you can’t search paper.

**Craig:** Yeah, you can. With your eyeballs. [laughs]

**John:** That is our show. Scriptnotes is produced by Megana Rao. It is edited by Matthew Chilelli. Our outro this week is by Ryan Gerber. If you have an outro you can send us a link to ask@johnaugust.com. That’s also the place where you can send longer questions. For short questions on Twitter Craig is sometimes @clmazin. I am always @johnaugust. Zeke, where can people find you?

**Zeke:** I’m @zekefaux.

**John:** We called you Zeke Faux the first time on the show.

**Craig:** Which is the coolest name.

**John:** But then we fixed it.

**Craig:** I’m bummed out that you’re not Zeke Fox.

**Zeke:** I’ll forgive you because you are so nice otherwise.

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Zeke Faux, thank you so much for coming on.

**Craig:** Thanks Zeke.

**Zeke:** Thanks John. Thanks Craig.

**John:** Thanks Craigana.

**Craig:** Craigana.

[Bonus segment]

**John:** All right. So our bonus segment for this week we have studios that now own publishers. We have the WGA now represents both writers for film and TV but also for magazine and print journalism. Let’s talk about the remaining differences between what screenwriters do and what other journalists do. Craig, start us off.

**Craig:** Well, I mean, two different jobs. [laughs] It’s two completely jobs.

**John:** But weirdly related jobs. Like Zeke was just talking through as he’s crafting one of his pieces he is thinking about what are the hooks, what are the things. So maybe that’s distinguishing the business jobs, but it feels like how you put together a successful magazine piece is not that dissimilar to how you’re putting together a good screenplay because you’re looking for what is the reader going to take out of this, how are you building scenes, how are you building characters. All that stuff is similar, right?

**Craig:** Yeah. It is. I think the structure and mechanisms of writing a narrative piece whether it is a fictional narrative piece or a journalistically narrative piece are similar, of course. The big difference is intention. We are intending in the Hollywood business, and screenwriting, to entertain. And entertain is not a frivolous word. It means to interest, to engage. And I think the intention for journalism is perhaps to entertain and maybe that’s what the ad salesmen want more than anything, but it feels to me that if you’re going to be a journalist surely your ultimate intention is to inform. And that means you have an accountability to fact and truth whereas we do not.

We merely have an accountability to the audience and to entertainment. So those are two massively different intentions. And to me that is the shining bright line between these two jobs.

**John:** I’m going to confess something. Tell me about how you get a job writing a piece like the one we were discussing? Are you pitching that to your editor? Are you pitching it to multiple pieces? Are you getting assigned things? Talk to us about how something like the article we’ve been discussing came about.

**Zeke:** So I work fulltime for Bloomberg News which is the owner of Bloomberg Business Week. And I’ve spent ten years working there and sort of developed a specialty on the shady side of the financial industry. So, I generate ideas and then bring them to editors to see what they think of them, if they think it would be a good story, if they think there’s some worthwhile issue to expose.

And like you were saying of course we want people to read the stories, so they can’t be boring, but at the heart of it we need to think that there’s something – this is going to teach people something about the world that they really want to know. And in the case of the Andrew story this fake debt is a real problem that could be written about in a different way, but I think that by telling the story in this narrative way you can really get people’s attention and you can spur people to action.

Like even if our interest is in telling the truth and exposing wrongdoing and being informative we still need to be entertaining, otherwise no one is going to find out whatever it is you – no one is going to read to the end and find out whatever it is you want them to learn.

You had asked how you get the job and when I started at Bloomberg I wasn’t writing these long narrative pieces, but over the years of working with editors I started pitching longer and longer ideas and now often when I have an idea I think about how to do it in this way and I’ll pitch it to Business Week as a feature story.

**John:** And when you’re pitching that you’re saying it’s going to be about this many words? And how much information do you have about the story when you start? Because do you have kind of all the facts and it’s really a matter of writing it? Or is it I’m going to need to do three weeks of research and fly to these places to make this happen?

**Zeke:** It can really happen either way. You might be really at the beginning and just say there’s this area I want to explore, what do you think. Or you might have already learned much of the story and now you’re proposing is this going to be something that would be good for the magazine.

**John:** Great. So let’s talk about you going to talk with a possible subject of your story. So when you’re first sitting down with Andy how do you build trust with him about I’m the person who can actually tell the story well? What are those initial meetings like and how are you communicating because, yes, you’re trying to tell the truth and his story but you’re also trying to get him to tell you the truth and his story. So what are those conversations like?

**Zeke:** Yeah, it’s always really interesting. And so when I meet someone I might start talking with them off the record where I say like we can just talk but I’m not going to print this. Then I might say, hey, this is like a really compelling story that you’ve just told. It could really help a lot of people to learn this. Phantom debt is a real problem. I’d love to interview you and really do justice to this story and write it. But you’d have to agree to it and you’d have to sit down and talk with me on the record for many hours.

I’ll also say and you know if you agree to this this isn’t your story. I’m going to write the story based on what really happened, based on my research from all kinds of sources. Whatever I can dig up from court records, from interviewing other people, and what I end up saying might not be exactly the way that they see it. And I like to have that conversation before they agree to have the interview because I think it’s fair to the subject of the story because they can start to – I don’t want them to start to think that this is their story and that they are the ones who are going to control the end product.

**John:** So one last bit to wrap up on because a thing we all as writers have to deal with is actually getting stuff written. So, can you talk to us about the actual writing process? I’m going to achieve this minimum of words per day? What is the writing process like for you? And how do you sort of get stuff written?

**Zeke:** Well I see you on Twitter saying like it’s time to write, let’s get going.

**Craig:** You don’t have to do that.

**Zeke:** And I probably should adapt that procedure. But I mean there comes a time when I feel like I’ve turned over every rock I can think of, I’ve interviewed every single person. And I’m ready to sit down and try and write this story. Because I feel like I wouldn’t want to start writing it too early because I don’t want to become really set on my perspective before I know what happened. I have to create an outline so I can figure out all the interesting details that I heard that I really want to work into the story. Where do they fit? I can’t keep all these different true details in my head at once. I have them all written down in different places. It’s almost like an organizational task to figure out all the different things that happened. Where do they fit in the chronological order of what happened? What are the most interesting parts that I want to make sure that I get in there?

But it can be a real challenge to sort of transition from the researching to the writing because I really enjoy the researching part of it, too. It’s really fun to always be calling sources and trying to find out even more details about when Andrew called Joel to confront him or something like that. But at some point I have to kind of stop and just switch from researching to writing.

**John:** And that is an experience that everyone listening to this podcast has been through. Which is like planning is great, and at some point you actually have to get it done.

Thank you for getting it done on this article and for joining on this podcast. It was so much fun having you here to talk with about your stories and sort of the story behind these stories. So thank you.

**Craig:** Thanks

**Megana:** Thank you.

**Zeke:** Thanks a lot.

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Scriptnotes, Episode 521: Action Density, Transcript

November 8, 2021 News, Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here.](https://johnaugust.com/2021/action-density)

**John August:** Hey it’s John.

**Craig Mazin:** And Craig.

**John:** So this podcast has some of the most swearing I think we’ve ever done on a podcast. It wasn’t intentional. It just ended up being a really high density of swear words. Just I wanted to warn you about this ahead of time.

Hello and welcome. My name is John August.

**Craig:** My name is Craig Mazin.

**John:** And this is Episode 521 of Scriptnotes, a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriter. Today on the show we’re exploring how writers describe action on the page, looking at both samples from movies you’ve seen and brand new three-pagers sent in by our listeners. We’ll also follow up on IATSE which may or may not be on strike as you’re listening to this. And check out more updates on a certain predatory writer.

And in our bonus segment for–

**Craig:** [laughs] What a great intro. You don’t want that to be the way people describe you in a topic.

**John:** A certain predatory writer.

**Craig:** A certain predatory writer.

**John:** I’d like to introduce you to my friend, Bob. He’s s certain predatory writer.

**Craig:** A certain predatory writer.

**John:** In our bonus segment for premium members we will talk scary movies and our experiences with them as writers and as viewers. And I think Megana is also going to expand the topic into sort of things that were scary to you as a child that are no longer scary to you, or interesting to you as a child that you’ve moved on past. Because we got into a big discussion of the power of the Pyramids which was a thing that I knew of that Craig you probably did but it’s a generational split. She had never heard of this.

**Craig:** Yeah. I mean, it was pretty marginally even when we were kids. I think at least.

**John:** I think it was tied up with the Egyptology boom, with Tutankhamun’s tour.

**Craig:** Ah yes. Of course. Makes sense. I mean, it’s Spooky Season. We should try and fill that stuff out as much as possible.

**John:** We have to sell people on the premium content. Guys, this is how Megana’s salary gets paid. So we’ve got to keep up the premium content.

**Craig:** So two of you are making money off this. That’s great.

**John:** That’s the whole goal.

**Craig:** It’s awesome. Two of us are making money.

**John:** But money is also at the crux of the IATSE negotiations.

**Craig:** Segue Man.

**John:** So as we’re recording this on Saturday we have no idea what is happening in the negotiations. Will they reach a decision by the Sunday deadline? Will IATSE go on strike on Monday? Craig, I was thinking maybe we could just record versions of the possible outcomes and we’ll just use the correct one or all three of them in this.

So let’s lay out the three scenarios here and maybe Matthew in post if you could just put a little ding on the one that actually was the correct thing that actually happened so we’ll know what it was.

**Craig:** Ding.

**John:** Ding.

**Craig:** Ding.

**John:** Craig, were able to reach an agreement on Sunday night.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Tell us what you think about the agreement they were able to reach.

**Craig:** Not a surprise to me. This is what I’d predicted all along. And it is by and large an agreement that gives IATSE what they needed, not necessarily what they wanted but what they needed to put a pin on striking for now, but I do think that they have figured out just how powerful they are which is a huge deal.

So congratulations to IATSE. And to our industry for continuing on. This was a big win for them and honestly a win for everybody that cares about a reasonable humane workplace.

**John:** Scenario two. So an agreement was not reached and it is now Monday, or Tuesday as this episode comes out. We’re two days into a strike. Craig, tell us what you’re thinking and feeling right now?

**Craig:** I’m pretty stunned. I had predicted that this would not happen. The reason it happened is because the AMPTP is out of their goddamn minds. They are insane. What the IATSE was asking for was reasonable. They couldn’t figure out how to give it to them so now we are toast. And we’re not toast for a little bit. We’re toast for a while. And furthermore IATSE is never going to stop striking until the AMPTP gives them what they want, as they should, and will. So eventually they’re going to get the deal that the AMPTP could have just given them yesterday, or two days ago.

So AMPTP, you idiots.

**John:** Absolutely. So in this scenario two environment we should also say that future episodes we’ll talk about the impact that is on writers and also the guidance being provided to writers in writer’s rooms. All of the stuff that script coordinators and other folks who were IATSE members in those writing environments we’re doing which are now not being done. So we’ll get into that. But let’s move into scenario three which is that we did not reach an agreement but we did not go on strike because they are still talking. Basically they kicked the can for a little bit. So, Craig, now that it’s past this deadline but we’re still not on strike how are you feeling?

**Craig:** There’s not going to be a strike. They needed extra time to work out the deal. But you only ask for extra time in a situation like this when you absolutely know you really need it just to finish off what’s going to be a win for IATSE. They were pretty clear that they to put a hard deadline on it. They wouldn’t be extending it if they weren’t super-duper close and just dotting Is and crossing Ts. That’s my feeling.

**John:** So obviously all negotiations are about money, the IATSE negotiation about money, but it’s also about the incredibly long hours that crews are working on these shows and on these sets and how dangerous that can be. And the devastating impact it can have on family life and the ability to have a life that is meaningful. We got a couple emails in this week. I wanted to single out one which is about the very long hours being worked on a movie that’s in production here in Los Angeles and a car accident that happened as a member was driving back from set after an incredibly long day.

I remember driving against rush hour traffic as the sun was coming up. I know how dangerous that is. It seems like an exaggeration to talk about life and death scenarios here, but it really is dangerous to be working so many hours, especially at the end of a long week. And that we really are talking about basic safety things here.

**Craig:** Yeah. Unlike most people who work late shifts, crews don’t regularly work late shifts. They just work them sometimes when the show needs to shoot stuff at night. So when you’re in production you go into these short term late shifts. Sometimes they last three days. Sometimes they last three weeks. In terrifying instances they last longer. But it is incredibly disruptive to your mind and body. And then when you add on top of that absurdly long working hours it’s a recipe for disaster. And remember not only are crew members driving to work and driving home from work, but a lot of them are working with dangerous equipment on set. Scissor lifts and cranes and all sorts of stuff. And you don’t want to mess with that sort of thing when you’re exhausted. I mean, there have been enough studies to show that when you are severely sleep deprived you are just as bad as somebody who is drunk.

This is not surprising to me. There’s an entire documentary about it by Haskell Wexler. That’s what kills me about this whole thing is nothing that IATSE is talking about is new. I mean, the Writers Guild comes up with new things to talk about because our business changes and suddenly there’s SPAN and mini rooms and stuff. This has been going on forever. Forever. They’re finally – I’m so happy that they are doing something about this. It is nuts. It’s nuts.

**John:** One thing this letter writer wrote in about is that there is a policy about getting hotel rooms for crew members after the end of a long day which is not a great solution to the real problem. It’s a Band-Aid. Because no crew member is showing up to set thinking like this is what’s going to happen that I’m going to take a hotel room. They’re doing it for the basic safety thing after too long of a day. So get those hotel rooms and make them available, great. But basically don’t go to those hours where people need to use those hotel rooms is a better plan.

**Craig:** Yeah. Nobody is leaving to work packing a bag because they think they’re going to be staying overnight somewhere else. Plus they have wives, they have husband, they have children. They want to go home. Sometimes they have to go home to take care of children. It’s unconscionable. And it’s unnecessary.

**John:** Agreed. More follow up. Last week on the show we talked about a Twitter thread by Ariel Relaford and she was describing this older writer who had brought her in on possibly false pretenses to work through this character and this thing he was writing. He was trying to give advice and it became clear that it was a bad situation and that she was not alone in the situation. Other writers had the exact same experience with this one guy.

This past week we got at least two emails in from other writers who this guy had similar encounters with. So we now know the guy’s name. We’re not going to say the guy’s name because we don’t want to get sued. But we’re going to call him Frank for the purposes of this show. We know his credits. His credits aren’t great. And I want to talk about him specifically but also as a general case because if this guy exists there’s other people like him and to just help point out what he’s trying to do and how to be on the lookout for guys like Frank.

**Craig:** We aren’t going to say your name this time, sir. But you can’t be sued for telling the truth. And the truth is we have received a number of communications regarding you. Naming you by name. So, if we were to report that we received those that would just be a fact. So consider this all a shot across the bow and a warning to cut it out because we know who you are.

**John:** So let’s get into some specifics.

**Megana Rao:** Eli writes, “I wanted to write and give you a little more context about how he operates and how I got pulled into the cult. I’m an aspiring writer trying to get my foot in the door. Right after college I went to Asia and worked in a big Asian film hub as a story development intern at an entertainment company. When I returned to LA I had a hard time finding an entry level job. They all required one to two years’ experience answering phones, managing schedules, etc. Then someone presented Frank to me. The deal was I go to Frank’s house and do three hours of personal assistant work. In return he would read my work and give notes. It sounded like a chance to fill out a resume while learning from someone with more experience than me.

“He has anywhere from six to 12 assistants at a given time. I signed up. I did the assistant work and sent him work for review. His notes were tough but mostly fair. But he also left little barbs that would make me feel shitty about myself. I wrote it off as the shitty feeling one gets after receiving any notes. He also does brain trusts several times a week. These are three hour sessions of notes and feedback on his work. The reward was 10 to 15 minutes of him giving notes on our work. He didn’t require these and we didn’t have to stay the whole time.

“He cultivates a feeling that if our work impressed him enough he could get us a foot in the door. I tried to stick it out. I’d give him notes on his projects and would take whatever good notes he gave. I walked away from every meeting though feeling like crap. I resisted going to the next session that made me feel like a failure who couldn’t handle notes from a dick. It also made me feel like I might be missing an opportunity. He was a squatter in my brain and I just couldn’t shake him loose. My wife saw through him right away. When she heard the podcast she said bravo I feel so vindicated. Fuck that guy.

“She asked me to write you an angry thank you letter and by the way he also uses Final Draft and pushes his minions to buy it as well.”

**Craig:** OK, well this means war.

**John:** [laughs] Terrible behavior to individuals is one thing, but pushing Final Draft on helpless people? Come on.

**Craig:** It’s a war crime. Couple of things that jump out. One is that this is sociopathic behavior. So normal people who experience things like shame and empathy don’t enlist six to 12 human beings to work for them for no money. This is not an individual we can tell you that is particularly prominent in our business. In fact, I would suggest marginal is the best description. Whatever doors he could help people get feet into I don’t think they’re particularly impressive. And generally speaking people who cannot afford to give money to assistants aren’t real.

Personal assistant work is ultimately useless for any kind of Hollywood experience. And what he’s giving in return isn’t even anything in return because what he’s saying is I’ll give you notes on your stuff and you’ll give me notes on my stuff. That’s the fair trade. Where does the “and also you’ll be my personal assistant” fit in? What? What?

**John:** So, Craig, I look at this and I think back to interns and sort of how interns were used and the horror stories we’ve heard about people working as unpaid interns in places and just doing menial grunt work. And sometimes interns at least they felt systematized. There was some sort of umbrella thing over them that was either an academic program or some sort of corporate system here. But this is just a one-on-one relationship with this person and the cult leader thing is I think a useful way to think about it. Because he’s negging you. He’s counting on you feeling a bit like shit, like you’re maybe not worth it. That you have imposter syndrome. That you just don’t believe that you actually could do this thing. Whereas he has really minor credits, but seems to know what he’s talking about.

And you know what? Maybe some of his notes are good. And I remember early on in my screenwriting career there was a person who was senior to me who would read my script and she would give good notes, but she also kind of wanted to insert herself into my life in ways that were not healthy or good. And I recognized this as, I don’t want to say sociopathic, but it’s problematic behavior. And this guy or any other person who is trying to do this kind of thing with you, you’ve got to be on the lookout for it.

**Craig:** Well I think that people are. The problem is that they get suckered in by something that seems to make sense. Everyone is drowning out there looking for some kind of life preserver and this is a guy disguising himself as a life preserver. But he’s not. And you’re absolutely right. There are lots of unpaid internship programs that you and I believe take advantage of people who ought to be paid for what they’re doing. But at a minimum they are typically at a place of business. So you are being exposed to meetings and decision-making and interoffice memoranda and possibly production. You’re learning something hopefully.

**John:** Yeah. You’re literally in the room where it’s happening, where stuff is going on and you can sort of pick it up by osmosis, but if you’re just going over to this guy’s house and like, you know, reading a script and he’s reading your script, you’re not getting any place. You’re not getting anywhere.

**Craig:** You’re learning where the local dry cleaning places are because you’re going to take his clothes there and bring it back. And at this point I’m like I hate him so much. OK, so, hopefully we didn’t hear anything else and nobody else had any complaints. Is that right, Megana?

**Megana:** Unfortunately not. So this one actually came from a friend of mine.

**Craig:** Oh, OK.

**Megana:** And she said that she was listening to Scriptnotes and she’s been burned by the same guy. DM’d one of the girls on the Twitter thread and confirmed it was the same person. She says, “He seemed to have stepped up his game. He put a call out for writer’s assistants for a project he had in development. Of course I put my hat in the ring. But effectively he negged me so hard into the fact that I had no experience in TV in LA despite the fact that I had been an intern page and assistant at NBC, Letterman, and PBS. He said I was totally unqualified and I clearly needed mentoring. He proposed that I do some light personal assisting work for him in exchange for mentoring hours.”

**Craig:** Oh my god.

**Megana:** “I thought to myself, screw it, you never know. So I did it. After 30 hours of doing things like picking up his dry cleaning and picking up dog shit out of his carpet.”

**Craig:** Oh god.

**Megana:** “It became apparent that he was dodging my request for even one single sit down. He suggested I get a graduate degree in screenwriting at the program he, surprise-surprise, was an instructor at. I literally have my MFA from NYU. Fortunately I happened to get offered a day job and called him to inform him that I would no longer be able to do this work. He screamed at me and told me that I wasn’t taking any of this seriously enough and I was destined to fail.”

**Craig:** You can’t do this to people. You can’t. You can’t pretend like you’re somebody that matters when you’re not. And you certainly can’t have people picking up dog shit out of your carpet in exchange for what. You’re not even paying them.

**John:** That’s what I’m talking about the umbrella of an institution, like yeah there are bad teachers at schools but if this friend of Megana’s was taking a class there and he was not a good professor or his notes were weird, OK. There’s a social contract there in terms of what a professor and student are doing. This is not an acceptable social contract for you to be doing this grunt work in exchange for hopefully getting some read on your material.

**Craig:** All he’s doing is just suckering people into painting his fence. That’s it. He’s just like come on over, do my dishes, do my dry cleaning, pick dog shit out of the carpet. Do stuff I don’t feel like doing. And in return I’ll give you something that is ultimately valueless which is my mentoring. Trust me, you don’t need this guy mentoring you. He needs somebody to mentor him.

**John:** I wonder if he listens to the podcast.

**Craig:** I hope he does. Because now we know dude. Now we know.

**John:** Well we know your name. So write into the podcast and tell us your side of the story. I’m fascinated to hear it.

**Craig:** Yeah. Even better, come on the show. Come on the show because it always works when people–

**John:** It always works. I remember the Final Draft episode. It did wonders for Final Draft.

**Craig:** Yes. You love Final Draft. Why don’t you do what they did? Come on the show and look me in the eye and explain all of this. I’d love to hear it.

**John:** Yup. All right. Let’s get into our marquee topic here which is about the density of action writing on the page, because this is a thing that we’ve talked about obliquely over the course of 500 episodes, but we really talk about the feeling of reading a page and sort of how intimidating it can be to have a big chunk of action there. And as a reader you might be tempted to skim or skip over pages. So we tend to argue for shorter blocks of action lines.

But our mutual friend, Kevin, sent through this great thing this past week which was these scenes from classic movies and the trick behind this is you’re supposed to identify what movie it was just based on like one paragraph of the action.

**Craig:** Can we do it? I want to play the game. Because I didn’t look at any of these.

**John:** Oh, great, fantastic. So because I not only prepped for the show but also read emails that our friends send–

**Craig:** Weird.

**John:** I know the answers to these things. So what we’ll do is we’ll put in the show notes links to these and these are just images of screenplay pages and you read through them and you figure out what is this moment from. So this first one is going to be very easy. We’re looking at a single paragraph and I’m not going to read the whole thing out loud.

**Craig:** First word gives it away. So the very first word is Satipo. So that’s Raiders of the Lost Ark.

**John:** Yes. So but the paragraph below it I think is really interesting. So this is a Lawrence Kasdan screenplay. Lawrence Kasdan has come on the show. And we’ve done a whole special episode on Raiders of the Lost Ark. This is a very dense single paragraph of scene description and action talking through the moment in which Indiana Jones is deciding how much weight to put in the bag as he puts it on there to take the idol off. And it’s just describing what happens there. It’s actually a great description of it, but it’s not sort of our typical advice about sort of how dense a block should be because it’s super, super dense.

Craig, what are you reacting to as you read this.

**Craig:** It’s brilliant. It just needs a couple of carriage returns as we like to say. A couple of paragraph breaks. But obviously back in the day I guess people had longer attention spans. There was no Internet so everybody could read a little bit more than they can now. But it’s beautifully written, even though Larry you misspelled the word altar. I’ll allow it. But it’s a great description. Lots of directing on the page which I love to see.

And it also includes reference to sound, which I love. Really terrific.

**John:** Yeah. So he balances the bag a couple times in the palm, concentrating. It’s clear he wants to replace the idol with the bag as smoothly as possible. So you really get a sense of exactly what’s happening and why it’s happening in ways that we should be able to see it when we see the movie, but if we didn’t put it here on the page we might not really get.

**Craig:** Yeah. It’s beautifully done.

**John:** The next sample that Kevin sent through, and I should say that this was all from a trivia competition called Learned League. And so it was a thing that they sent through. So these are scripts that they found but they curated them. We’re drafting off of their hard work.

**Craig:** Yeah.

**John:** The second sequence is much more like what I think you and I are classically describing when we’re talking about action writing. So this is talking about a character named Butcher. There’s a lot of dash-dashes to separate out single lines of things. The biggest paragraph we see here is four lines long. It’s full of we sees and we hears. And we continues. There’s so much we in here I can’t believe that this is a screenplay that anyone would take seriously.

**Craig:** [laughs] It’s really hard, right? I mean, it just doesn’t seem possible. This is almost certainly Hurt Locker.

**John:** It is Hurt Locker.

**Craig:** And this is somewhat typical, like you said, action writing. It’s very reportorial. It’s bullet-y. And it’s beautifully done. Lots of directing on the page which I love. And color. Motion. The world around the action. Really well done.

**John:** It’s just great. And I would say you and I grew up in time when we were reading James Cameron scripts. This very much reads like a James Cameron script in the sense of the flow on the page and how we’re getting into the action and being really present in moments. We’re not inside a character’s inner mental state, but we really are describing what it feels like to be in the audience seeing this thing on a screen.

Now a completely different example, Craig this is pretty short. Do you want to read this next one aloud?

**Craig:** Sure. It says, “He wears rider jeans, cowboy boots, a plaid western shirt, and a worn beige Army jacket with a patch reading King Kong Company 1968-70.

“He has the smell of sex about him: Sick sex, repressed sex, lonely sex, but sex nonetheless. He is a raw male force driving forward; toward what, one cannot tell. Then one looks closer and sees the evitable. The clocks spring,” it says sprig but I think it means spring. “The clock spring cannot be wound continually tighter. As the earth moves toward the sun,” then it’s redacted name, “moves toward violence.”

**John:** What do you got there?

**Craig:** Well, this is a guess. And I’m guessing just from the Army jacket that this is–

**John:** I’m 90% sure it’s Midnight Cowboy.

**Craig:** I don’t think it’s Midnight Cowboy. You might be right. I think it’s something else. The reason I’m embarrassing myself is because he doesn’t wear a plaid western shirt as I recall, nor does he wear rider jeans or cowboy boots. I think you’re probably right that it is Midnight Cowboy and he’s describing Jon Voight I guess. But I’m just going to take a swing and say Taxi Driver.

**John:** So different Craig. This is not a kind of thing that we typically see here. He has the smell of sex about him. It’s not a scratch and sniff movie, so smell seems like a weird thing. And yet this is such a useful character description and a useful way of establishing this is a very different kind of character than we typically see in a movie. This is what he feels like. If this were a Three Page Challenge I guess we would be responding a bit to sort of like you’re putting a lot there on the page that’s hard to film and yet I do like it. I like that I’m getting a sense of what is unique and special about this character.

**Craig:** Yeah. I mean, there’s a lot here. And I guess you could sort of take it as inspiration for casting more than anything else. There is no way to film “the clock spring cannot be wound continually tighter as the earth moves toward the sun,” which by the way it doesn’t. It moves around the sun. But regardless “as the earth moves toward the sun this person moves toward violence.” There’s no way to show that. So that probably would just be demonstrated through the reading of the script. But this is not uncommon.

I think in the ‘70s and ‘80s there was a bit more of that than there is now. Going off of nothing more than Army jacket, literally nothing more than that, I’m guessing Taxi Driver.

**John:** That is a fair bet. I was originally guessing Midnight Cowboy because I got too tripped up on the sex thing. I thought it was a sex worker kind of thing. It’s not the kind of character description we’re used to. I was wrong, it was Taxi Driver rather than Midnight Cowboy, but you’re describing the central character who we’re going to be spending a lot of time with. It’s worth it to spend those extra lines to describe what it’s going to feel like to be with this character.

**Craig:** I got to tell you what’s really interesting about this is that the first part I don’t recall in Taxi Driver that he’s wearing cowboy boots or a plaid western shirt. He might have been. I definitely recall the Army jacket. The second paragraph just for me is not reflected in the movie that Scorsese made. You don’t get the smell of sex about Travis Bickle. You get the smell of loser and anger.

**John:** Yeah. You get repression and lonely. But yeah.

**Craig:** Yeah, this feels a little thrusty. It feels a little too thrusty to me. Yeah.

**John:** This next example, see if you can guess what this is. But we’re opening in this hotel. We see this family come into this hotel. Do you recognize this? Or you may have seen this in the movie itself.

**Craig:** Let’s see. It’s a family that arrives in a hotel. There are two children. No, I don’t know who this is.

**John:** Do you think it’s a relatively recent movie or an old movie?

**Craig:** This feels newer.

**John:** And why does it feel newer?

**Craig:** Because the way that the – well, I’m cheating a little bit. There’s a slug line here which looks fairly newish. And the reveal in all caps is something that I do all the time. The capitalizing of raining heavily and two children and dripping wet feels more modern to me. So that’s why I feel like it’s more of a modern–

**John:** This is Crazy Rich Asians. So it’s a very modern script.

**Craig:** Oh, incredibly modern.

**John:** And this is absolutely 100% a script you would read in 2021. This is very much how things feel on the page. And so the paragraphs are, there’s some four and five sentence paragraphs, but nothing feels like a chore to get through. There’s a good use of upper case to call things out, not just sound effects, but really focus attention here. It’s great and it reads really well. “REVEAL we’re in the lobby of an ostentatious hotel.” So again a big movie that did great. Got that we in there.

**Craig:** Love the we. We feel so good.

**John:** Yeah. This next one is a favorite of mine. Maybe I’ll read this one aloud. “Hot city night montage. The block. We’ve seen it in daytime, but now we see it at night. Even though the white hot sun is gone nonetheless the heat is still stifling. And in a peculiar, funny sort of way it’s worse. You expect it to be hot during the light of day when the sun is beating down on the cement and tar, but at night it should be considerably cooler. Well, not tonight. It’s hot. All the residents of the block,” names redacted, “all the people we’ve seen throughout the day are now coping with the nighttime heat. Plus it’s humid as shit. Everyone is outside sitting on stoops, on cars, and you know the kids are playing, running up and down the block. Now is the hottest night of the year.” Underlined.

**Craig:** Sounds to me like Do the Right Thing.

**John:** It’s got to be Do the Right Thing.

**Craig:** Got to be, right?

**John:** And it’s just so great. And this is a moment that’s transitioning between the daytime and the nighttime. There’s so much here you can film but it’s also just so important to show this transition, this change from one thing to the next. It is labeled as a montage so obviously there’s going to be shots within it. I just thought it was great writing.

**Craig:** Yeah. For sure. And again in the modern format this would be broken up more on the page. It wouldn’t be a big long paragraph. But it does a great job of using weather which is an enormous factor in Do the Right Thing. And so it’s established here and it is filmed, it is played beautifully. And also it used, I don’t know if you noticed “Now we see it at night. All the people we’ve seen.” Huh. If it is Do the Right Thing how did Spike Lee ever get past the no “we see” rule?

**John:** There’s also second person pronouns. “You expect it to be hot during the light of day when the sun is beating down.” He’s go the we’s, he’s got the you’s, he’s breaking all the rules.

**Craig:** Oh my god. Breaking all the rules.

**John:** Breaking all the rules. But it’s great. And it is dense. You would not typically see this thick of a block of text in a script in 2021. And yet it still works. And I think if the rest of the script around it is great and you got to this moment, this is probably 80 pages into it, you’re going to keep reading. Because it has confidence, too. There’s a voice to it. The scene description has a voice. It feels like the movie has a point of view which it clearly does. It’s just great writing.

**Craig:** Agreed. Well that was fun. I like that game.

**John:** That was fun. Yeah, I like that game. So there’s lots of different ways to sort of show action and scene description on the page. And in each of these cases just these moments without dialogue, without character names in them really did feel like the movies that they came from. There’s other examples we could include. There’s a moment from the end of The Usual Suspects which McQuarrie does a great job of making you feel like you’re in that room as you’re piecing together what must have actually happened and what story was being told.

We talk about how important the word choices you’re making on the page are. These are just really three good examples of those.

**Craig:** Yeah.

**John:** All right so those were examples from professionally produced screenplays. Let’s turn our attention now to the three page challenge which is where we invite our listeners to send in three pages from their screenplays. Craig and I discuss what we see on the page, what was fantastic, what could be better. I remind everybody this is invitation only, so these are people who wanted to send pages to us. Megana reads through all of them. And this time Megana specifically wanted to see scary scenes, spooky scenes, scenes that could be in a thriller, a horror movie, so we’re going to try to be a little bit season focused here because it’s really about the Spooky Season.

**Craig:** Spooky Season. God.

**John:** Now Megana one thing you did notice in here which actually prompted our discussion of action on the page, a pattern you saw about people having too dense of action lines, or how they were breaking up stuff on the page.

**Megana:** Yeah. So I read through about 180 of these.

**Craig:** Good lord.

**Megana:** And they were super creative, like really great. So fun to read. But something that I just kept running into was that I was getting very dense paragraphs of action lines. And I couldn’t tell if it was because people felt pressure to jam a lot into these three pages. But you know it’s something that you talk a lot about in visual art or poetry, like the way that form and content meet each other. And even though a screenplay is not the final piece of art I was hoping that you guys can talk about how the screenplay format can lend itself to also create a sense of rhythm and movement as you are reading them.

**Craig:** Yes. Yes. Yes!

**John:** We’ve been harping on this really since the beginning which is that you’re trying to create the experience on the page of what it would feel like to be in that movie theater seeing it. And when there is fast-paced action that’s why we go to shorter lines. That feeling like you’re right there in that moment. Also I see here on the Workflowy you have links to the Friday the 13th script, the Scream script. Take a look at those and they’re really good writing on the page and they’re not big blocks of action. It’s very much I think what we’re describing in terms of like a modern screenplay format of shorter, tighter, punchier action.

**Craig:** It’s especially important when you’re writing scenes that are scary. Everything is about silence in between noise, about suspense. You can’t just dump a bunch of words on the page and think that you’re going to be creating the tone you want to create. So the shape of the page, literally what the page looks like can help set the tone for what the movie will feel like. I believe this in my bones. I think about it all the time. I spend a stupid amount of time sculpting these pages to look correct. And it is very important I think when you’re dealing with scary stuff to use white space. The white space on the page is your friend. It’s the silence between the notes. It’s incredibly important. It’s the rest in the measure.

And so while you can certainly “get away” with these big bricks of text, they are less likely to be problematic or objectionable in say a kind of heavy historical biopic than they would be in something like a horror film.

**John:** Yeah. Now we have three examples here to look through. We’re going to start with Fractal Forest by Nicholas Nyhof. And if you’ve like to read along with us we’ll have links in the show notes to the PDFs so you can actually see the real pages here. But if you’re just driving in your car Megana could you give us a quick description of what happens in these three pages?

**Megana:** Mike and Jen hike on a forest trail. They see a deer. Mike takes out his camera to take a picture which scares the deer away. As they continue walking they excitedly banter about their future child. Suddenly, Jen discovers Mike has disappeared. She walks off the trail searching for him. She sees flashes of him in the distance through the trees. Meanwhile, Mike zips up his fly and returns to the trail but discovers Jen is missing. In the woods Jen has caught up with the Mike figure who keeps his back turned to her. The figure yells that Mike will abandon her and she will be a terrible mother. We cut back to the trail where Mike unsuccessfully tries to reach Jen’s cellphone.

**John:** Great. Looking through these pages, let’s start with the density of action on the page. It’s not that the paragraphs are too dense. There aren’t any paragraphs that are more than three or four lines. A problem I had, Craig, and see if you felt the same thing is that Nicolaus was interrupting his dialogue too often with action lines and I had a hard time getting any flow of dialogue actually happening because we’re constantly interrupting things.

So if you look at my red markup on the page I’m moving his action lines around a lot to sort of keep them together so we’re in dialogue or we’re in action but we’re not breaking stuff up so much. What were you feeling about the rhythm on the page?

**Craig:** I tend to agree with you. There are times where you must break up the dialogue. I’m particularly not a fan of what I call ticker tape screenplays where it’s just streams of people talking without any interruption or action or description or anything. But there are certain spots where – here’s a good example. On page two, Jen says, “Mike?” Then there’s an action line. “No response.” Paragraph break. “She walks towards where he left the trail. Next, “Mike, come on, don’t play around.”

The no response and she walks towards where he left the trail should be on the same line.

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** Because no response isn’t enough to be on its own line unless there was more of a decision that she makes in the next line which would make the next line more interesting. And also she laughs I think could just be in parenthesis laughs.

So, yeah, I mean, there is such a thing as too much white space. Although I did not really – that was not a major issue for me on this.

**John:** Here’s an example. On the first page of actual scene here, “The deer skitter off into the woods. Jen says, ‘Good going.’ She starts walking down the path. Mike, ‘I don’t think it was me.’”

Moving that she starts walking down the path after the Mike “I don’t think it was me” actually keeps his line more connected to what’s going on there. Plus they’re going to keep walking. We’re going to stay on Mike. There’s reasons to keep the action together a little bit more, not necessarily as one big block, but just so if there’s a couple of dialogue keeping those things together a little bit more helps your dialogue make sense. We’re not jumping in and out of dialogue constantly. Just be looking for that.

There’s also an opportunity I felt at the bottom of this first page for a time cut. So “He jogs to catch up to her and they continue to walk along the trail with walking sticks in hand.” The walking sticks appear kind of out of nowhere and I had a hard time figuring out he’s holding his camera, seems like a bigger camera, but now has a walking stick. I thought there was an opportunity for a time cut here. It felt like a natural kind of thing to do a little time cut instead of having it be one continuous scene.

**Craig:** Yeah. You want to jump this ahead. Pick a different part of the woods and you see them walking through and they’re having this discussion. I think it will also help the discussion itself. Because when you don’t do a time cut, she was concerned that he was scaring the deer away with his camera. He doesn’t think it was him. And she says, “Come on, we’re almost at the site.” Perfectly good time to jump ahead to another thing. But instead he catches up with her and then she says, “I hope our kids like nature.” Why? Where did that come from?

**John:** And that’s exactly the kind of line that’s so much easier to get into if you’ve jumped forward in time. You can imagine we were in close-ups and then we got back to a wide shot at a new place. Some time has passed. And you can start a new conversation, “I hope our kids like nature.” You can believe there was a line before that actually set that up. And so there’s definitely an opportunity there.

Backing up really to the start of this whole scene, it says, EXT. FOREST TRAIL – DAY. “The forest is dense. Lush trees and overgrowth give life to an already stunning view.” I don’t know what kind of forest this is though. Forests can be the rainforest. This can be the Pacific Northwest. The Appalachian Trail. There’s an opportunity here for a little bit more specificity about what kind of forest we’re in. Just give us a sense of how dense it feels. This is where all three pages are going to be taking place so spend an extra moment here to anchor us into one kind of forest.

**Craig:** Yeah. And sometimes all you have to do is just describe the trees and that will do it. Let’s talk about what’s working here. There’s a nice misdirection and there’s a nice confusion about what’s going on. I think – my recommendation Nicholas would be to take Mike’s little scene where he’s peeing and connect it to his other bit. So stay with her where she says, “Mike where are you going?” And then cut to Mike, he’s finishing peeing, and then he’s like, “Jen, I’m ready. Wait, where are you? Jen? Jen?” And then cut back to her as she catches up with this fake Mike. And then they have the scene. Instead of doing two Mike, because we’re going from Mike to Mike to Mike to Mike. So, there’s too many Mikes. It’s not as enjoyable as figuring out that there’s a second Mike.

**John:** Yeah. And I do want to stress that the overall idea of the scene is completely right and appropriate for the start of this kind of movie. Sort of guessing this is a movie. Where it feels like there’s something freaky going on. You’ve established well at the start that the deer are not actually looking at what you think they’re looking at. The deer are frightened by another thing but our characters aren’t there with them. That’s good. And so I think tightening the writing on the page. I would look at sort of the yada-yada dialogue at the top of page two where it is a thing where characters will have bullshit nonsense dialogue a little bit, which is sort of spacer dialogue. It’s OK here. I think it could be better before we get to the actual sort of real event that’s happening here.

So I think it’s the right idea for this kind of scene. I think there’s a better version of it that Nicholas could find.

**Craig:** I liked – so this bit where she comes face to face, even if we don’t, with creepy Mike was very Stephen King-ish. So one of the hallmarks of Stephen King is that his monsters talk. And they fuck with your mind. That’s what they do. They get right into your psyche and start discussing the things that you are ashamed of or guilty about. Very Stephen King-y which I love.

And that’s what’s happening here with monster Mike. I think I would probably get rid of that last line personally. When he says, “Do you really think he doesn’t know,” that’s very scary. And I don’t want him to say anything else. And I don’t want her to say, “No!” I just want to go from that and her face like oh my god I’m doomed.

I assume that the big secret that monster knows is that she’s no longer pregnant or never was. Or maybe, yeah, I assume it’s one of those. Because it says you would have made a terrible mother anyways, which is a really cool line. So I think there’s a lot of cool stuff here.

**John:** We end on “He hangs up, then a deep CLACK-CRACK-ACK-ACK-ACK comes from deep in the woods followed by a PIERCING SCREAM that echoes all around him.” Great. And I love the onomatopoeia of describing out what that sound is like. It’s bolded and italics and it’s all appropriate to put that big weird noise there. It gives a feeling of what it would be like to be in that theater hearing that.

**Craig:** Yes. I’m not a huge fan of screams. Because they’re a big silly. To me at least less scary than nothing. But that’s a taste thing. But I think that there’s a cool scenario. So you’ve laid out a cool scenario here. And anything involving babies and demons and such, it’s Megana-bait is what it is.

**John:** So a change we made over the Three Page Challenge over the years is we now ask for a log line just so we actually get a sense of what the whole thing would be like. So this is what Nicholas describes as the whole movie. “A search and rescue trainee is dropped in the middle of the woods for his final navigation assessment but while on route to the rally point he quickly finds himself being hunted by creatures manifesting the horrors of his past.”

So my guess is this is an opening segment that is not connected to the search and rescue trainee, which is great. Totally appropriate.

**Craig:** Pretty standard.

**John:** Cool.

**Craig:** I like it.

**John:** Next let’s get to The Other Side of the Night by Ellen Apswoude.

**Megana:** Laura and Joshua cook dinner while the nightly news plays in the background. There are three children playing and stomping upstairs. When Laura yells up to them to stop running the children either claim it wasn’t them or apologize. Laura starts sweating. She looks flush. A news announcer in the background mentions that night’s lunar eclipse. Joshua begins to panic. He looks for a phone to confirm that there is in fact a lunar eclipse at night. When he points out to Laura that she is sweating they both look terrified. Laura starts to transform. Her teeth bleed.

Joshua runs upstairs to protect the children from her.

**Craig:** She’s clearly not flossing.

**John:** Yes. Laura is probably lying to the hygienist when they say, “Oh, are you flossing?” “Oh yeah. I floss all the time.”

**Craig:** She’s totally flossing. Yeah.

**John:** I’m actually a good flosser. It’s going to surprise no one listening to this podcast that I’m a really good flosser and that does actually point that out.

**Craig:** Do you have problems with your teeth?

**John:** No, I have great teeth.

**Craig:** I’ve never had a cavity.

**John:** I think you’ve said that on the podcast before. It’s a good trait.

**Craig:** It’s weird. It’s weird to have this one area where you just are completely disconnected from other people’s experiences. It’s just genetic obviously. It’s weird.

**John:** But it could also be that you are a werewolf like Laura apparently is in this show.

**Craig:** She is.

**John:** So I like where this got to. I didn’t like the journey of me getting there. So I think it’s a really compelling, interesting idea. I just think there’s a lot of stuff that Ellen could be doing to create a stronger moment to get us up there. Because really what she’s trying to do is a misdirect where it’s just like a normal household family and we think that the threat is going to come from outside. And the surprise is that it’s coming from inside. That Laura is the problem. Love that.

**Craig:** This is one of those areas, Ellen, where I don’t have a ton of comments about the format or how you’re laying things out. My problem is that the content is a bit fakey. So everything that’s happening on page one and two doesn’t feel real. Particularly just having been married and having kids and all the rest, the conversation that the two of them are having at the bottom of page one feels like – and the fact that they’re laughing at each other’s not that funny comments, it just feels like fake marriage and not real marriage.

I thought that there’s – OK, I’m just going to say – I think there’s a better way to do this. Because what happens is Joshua is like, wait, hold on, I just heard over the news the three key words. Eclipse. Once in a lifetime. Which you never want that.

Because here’s what actually happens is somebody is going to have to come to you and say what do they say in between, because why are those two words the only ones we hear. But even then he’s like, what, oh my god, no. And then it’s a lot of “we couldn’t have known, the kids, blah.”

So, Ellen, have you seen the movie Raw by Julia Ducournau? John, or Megana, have you seen it?

**Megana:** I have not. But I’m looking it up now.

**John:** I have not seen it. So tell us about it.

**Craig:** It’s the most amazing thing. I mean, she just won Cannes with Titane. She’s a remarkable filmmaker and I’m not going to ruin anything. I’m just going to say you guys should see it. It’s highly disturbing in the most wonderful way. But what I love about it is how grounded the supernatural aspect is. And so what I’m saying Ellen is if I were doing this I would have them making dinner. I would have them eating and being happy with each other and talking about the kids and having a conversation the way parents talk about their kids and all the rest. Very mundane. And then, well, we got about 15 minutes, we should probably get you downstairs. And then they put her downstairs and they lock the door and they padlock it. And you’re like what is happening? That would be the way it would work, I think.

**John:** I feel like I may have seen some version of that before. And so what I did like that Ellen was doing on the page here was she’s flicking her collar because she’s sweating and that was interesting. And it was a bit of a misdirect because they’re cooking pasta so that’s probably what we’ve got there. What you said that I completely agree with is that if this husband and wife have three little kids they’re going to end up talking about the kids and since the kids are supposed to be in danger let it be about the kids being in danger. Let the kids be part of their conversation so that it’s really about that. And it could be like mundane school stuff or whatever but I didn’t buy the relationship stuff or this is the conversation they have all the time. It didn’t feel like married parents’ conversation to me.

**Craig:** No. Definitely not. We are way more tired and used to each other than that. [laughs] Way more.

**John:** Going back to the problem I had in the first sample with the woods or the forest, here it is INT. FAMILY HOME – DUSK. “We are in the throes of an ancient nightly ritual. Making dinner.” What is a family home? I don’t know what that is. And so this is a suburban track house? Are we in the city? Are we rural or out in the middle of no place? It’s going to matter because it’s going to matter for the story. So give us a sense. Anchor us someplace here because I don’t know what a “family home” is like. You’re giving us some details in terms of it’s bustling and there’s winter coats on the backs of chairs. Boots lay abandoned at the front door. OK, but I need more specificity because this could be a cabin in the woods or this could be a mansion. And I need to know more about it so I can really get a sense of what kind of movie I’m in.

Megana, can you tell us what Ellen says the script is about?

**Megana:** So Ellen’s log line is, “What happens when the horror movie ends? After Laura kills her children and husband during a supernatural event she must prove the existence of werewolves to a courtroom.”

**John:** I’m not sure this is a perfect setup for what that would be. But I guess I can see it. And in some ways it is – what is the dingo ate my baby.

**Craig:** I don’t know if it is. [laughs] Because the dingo definitely ate the baby in this case.

**John:** That’s Cry in the Dark, right?

**Craig:** I think. You’re going to say to a court, “No, no, either you think I murdered my family or you think I murdered my family as a wolf.” But either way, I mean, it’s not a great defense. I’m a werewolf is not a strong defense. All right, not where I thought it was going.

**John:** No. Not where I thought it was going. Yeah, so Laura is really your central character there. Everyone else is meat.

**Craig:** It could be amazing.

**John:** It could be amazing.

**Craig:** We don’t know. We don’t know anything.

**John:** We’ve read three pages.

**Craig:** We’ve read three pages. What do we know? Nothing.

**John:** And I would say that I was intrigued by the end of three pages. I would have kept reading even though I wasn’t fully sold, I was certainly curious.

**Craig:** Right.

**John:** All right, let’s get to our final Three Page Challenge. This is Big Evil by Lance Baughman.

**Megana:** We’re in the Sandstone Hills of Oklahoma. A conquistador, Gaspar, hacks at the vines. He’s followed by another conquistador, Hernan, and one-eyed priest, Father Ojo. They’re searching for gold. They approach a clearing. Before then a pile a human skeletons surround a 50-foot log tower. They start scavenging the skeletons for treasure when Father Ojo cautions them that there’s something unholy here. Father Ojo stumbles backwards into a pool of black oil. Before the conquistadors can offer help oil covered figures surround them and attack them

We then jump to an upscale grocery store in sunny Hollywood where a woman asks employee Rick about a cheese display.

**Craig:** Oil is bad.

**John:** Oil is bad.

**Craig:** Bad oil.

**John:** Big, bad, evil oil. Here’s what I liked about this is once we got to the pile of bodies and the monsters coming out of the muck, and I liked Father Ojo coming out of the oil, that I can see. And I get why this is a disturbing horror movie start of things. Page two I’m liking. Page one and the conversation between the conquistador and everybody else, I didn’t buy it. It felt like, I don’t want to slam on comic books, but it felt like the kind of comic book writing where certain words in a line are bold faced to get that sense of we’re here to find this….I didn’t believe that they were having this conversation. It felt like they were having this conversation for me as an audience to establish why they were there.

**Craig:** Yeah. And sometimes the only way to do this is to embrace it and make a point of it which is to not say it offhand at some point, but to sit this priest down, get really close to him, and say, “Let me make this clear. Here’s what you told us. Here’s what you’ve delivered. Here’s what’s going to happen if I don’t see this place in the next two minutes. Do we understand?” You don’t run away from it, but you make it interesting.

And generally that’s what I prefer to do. The danger of these things, of “Hurry,” he’s being sarcastic, “surely the Seven Cities of Cibolla lie straight ahead.” He’s mocking Father Ojo. But we know what’s happening. It’s not clever enough. So we know that you’re trying to be clever by hiding the exposition, but you didn’t hide it.

The thing I wanted the most, Lance, was just to know where the hell this was. It says Sandstone Hills. I don’t know where that is. Where is that?

**John:** And so it makes sense later that Megana says Sandstone Hills of Oklahoma, I get that now. But I assumed this was Mexico. I assumed this was Central America someplace. Because when I see conquistadors that’s what I’m thinking. I’m not thinking of North America at all.

**Craig:** No. And also you don’t have to machete your way through Oklahoma.

**John:** That’s true.

**Craig:** It says green foliage and he’s hacking a sword at a maddening, thorny vine. That’s jungle stuff. That’s not Oklahoma. Nobody has to hack their way through Oklahoma. At least as far as I know it’s flat. It’s the flattest state in the world.

So, I think you could just walk around it, or over it, I don’t know.

**John:** I think Lance has an interesting idea of tying oil into evil. And that is a primal thing that is bubbling up from below. That’s kind of interesting and I’ve not sort of seen anything that could take place in Oklahoma with the sense of like oil as a primal, evil quality. Great. And the fact that you’re marrying it to this giant company that’s done the drilling there, I think that’s really interesting.

Where we land at the end of the third page is in the least believable Hollywood supermarket that I get really frustrated when I see. She asks, “Is this cheese nondairy? Is it vegan? Is it locally sourced?” It feels like–

**Craig:** No one does that.

**John:** No, no one does that. It feels like stock dialogue from something else. And it doesn’t help your story.

**Craig:** Yeah. I agree. It’s just a caricature of a fussy white lady I guess. But generally speaking people don’t walk up to a cheese sample tray with a picture of a cow behind it and say is this cheese nondairy. Nobody asks if cheese is nondairy. It’s not a question. If cheese is nondairy it’s being very clearly stated because cheese is dairy. Anyway, little things.

**John:** The first character who I believe probably persists in this story is at the bottom of page three. “RICK SCHNABLE, 32, listens patiently. Rick wears an apron and the fitted shirt that looks better on less pudgy employees. He brushes back his floppy black hair and smiles.” Great. Love that.

**Craig:** Yeah. Although he needs to answer the questions. So he can’t smile at questions. He has to have an answer. I got a little nervous about the overt nature of this because Lance you probably don’t want my reaction at first to be oil is bad. But you laid it on pretty thick.

**John:** It’s a thick crude oil.

**Craig:** The funnel that was driven into a guy’s head, that was sort of one bridge too far on the oil front I thought.

**John:** You know what? I guess I would say that there’s a convention in horror movies to actually be kind of super overt. I mean, not just the toxic avenger, but you kind of put your themes in this is a stand in for this kind of very much up at the top. And so I can imagine a version of this that would work. But I’m not quite sure tone wise whether this is going to be a pointed commentary on like clever and sort of self-winking version of oil is bad or what Lance is trying to do here.

**Craig:** Yes. I think good horror movies are a little more subtle. Also, just a logic thing, Lance. Your credit montage can be cool. What you’re showing us is a book, pages from a book. And the cover of the book is Spanish Petroleum, The First 100 Years. And it includes things like headlines announcing oil and an outdoor party, and oil derricks and smug oilman Uncle Frank Standish. But it also includes crying children on a reservation. You don’t put that in the Spanish Petroleum, The First 100 Years book. Yeah, you’re going to want to not put that in there. So I would suggest perhaps instead of limiting yourself to whatever the Spanish Petroleum Oil Company would put in a book you just show images of that time. You don’t need the book closing.

**John:** Agreed. So Megana can you tell us what is the whole script about.

**Megana:** OK, so his log line is, “A struggling filmmaker, his scream queen girlfriend, and her misfit son travel from LA to Bartlesville, Oklahoma to shoot an industrial for an oil company’s anniversary at the founder’s creepy ranch where all is not as it seems.”

**Craig:** Oil monsters eating people.

**John:** Oil monsters. I think there’s an opportunity here for some self-aware commentary and pointing to the nature of the form a little bit. Because if you have a filmmaker and a scream queen girlfriend you’re in a universe that horror films exist, so I’m wondering if that’s what he’s going for.

**Craig:** Yeah. I feel like there could be a cool meta thing going on, but if that’s the case the opening is not at all meta.

**John:** No.

**Craig:** It’s just straight up. So, hard to say from these three pages. I think that it’s a cool notion and it was well described. Yeah, some logic issues that we need to just take a peek at.

**John:** Absolutely. What I will say about all three of these samples that Megana picked – thank you for reading through all hundred plus entries for these.

**Megana:** Of course.

**John:** The ones that made it through, first off there were no typos that we caught. Love that.

**Craig:** Yup.

**John:** And they read OK on the page. There was no place where it was like ugh I can’t even get my eyes down this page. It all worked and I could see what the concept was by the end of the three pages. So successes all around for the three entries this time on those levels. So thank you for everyone who sent stuff in this time, but also for our three brave participants this week.

If you would like to send in your own pages so Megana can read them and they could possibly be picked for a future segment go to johnaugust.com/threepage. That is where you can find the form where you can attach your PDF. And it could end up in a future episode of Scriptnotes.

It has come time for our One Cool Things. Craig, what is your One Cool Thing this week?

**Craig:** My One Cool Thing is, are, local school boards.

**John:** Oh my.

**Craig:** I have been very involved in the public school system in the town we live in, La Canada, for a long time, for 20 years basically. And for as long as I’ve been there in La Canada people have always appreciated our school system for what it is which is public and excellent and it’s always had very good stewardship through the school board. So the school board are locally elected citizens who set the policies of the school board in concert with the recommendations of the superintendent. And this is the way it works all across the United States. And what has happened in La Canada and what is happening all across the United States is that idiots, full-on morons, are showing up and harassing school board members because these morons are full of both misinformation and utter bullshit regarding Covid. And also have no concept of how governance actually works. They are showing up at the wrong place to yell at the wrong people about the wrong things, all of which is motivated by their horseshit Facebook accounts spreading nonsense and idiocy.

Meanwhile people are dying. And what is unconscionable is the way that all across the United States school board members are being harassed, threatened, abused by idiots. And they’re not even in the majority. These idiots are not in the majority. They are in the minority. But they have apparently nothing else to do except yell at people who are volunteering their time to be civically responsible. It is outrageous.

So to everyone who serves on a local school board, I salute you. Well almost everyone. If you’re an idiot I don’t. If you think that vaccines are microchipped and Covid is a plandemic, then no, fuck you. But assuming you’re normal I salute you. And I want people who do serve on school boards to know how appreciated they are by the vast majority of Americans. Maybe not vast. Let’s just go with majority of Americans. It’s tragic.

**John:** Yeah. And incredibly frustrating. I think back to Parks and Recreation and there are always scenes on that where there are public hearings and people come up and say crazy things. And that was outside of a pandemic. But those are paid officials whose job it is to listen to the public. School board members are not paid. They’re volunteers. Out of the goodness of their hearts they’re trying to do something to keep the schools in their communities excellent. And to find them being threatened or worse is unconscionable.

**Craig:** Oh, I mean, when you’re being yelled at because you’re not doing something that you know you can’t do because it’s illegal or not in your authority to do things take on a surreal pall. And when school board members explain to members of the public that what the public wants is illegal, or what the public is demanding is not within their purview. The public doesn’t seem to care. They just like yelling because they’re from Facebook.

You know, John, if you Google how to delete Facebook there are some excellent resources.

**John:** It’s entirely a possible thing that people can do.

**Craig:** Indeed I have done it. I did it years ago. It was a joy.

**John:** Yeah. I deactivated my Facebook account. I still use Instagram which I know is complicit. But [unintelligible].

**Craig:** I have an account. I never look at it. I’m withdrawing from everything. Soon I won’t know anything.

**John:** Anything. Love it. My One Cool Thing is a new podcast by Gavin Purcell. It is called Way Too Interested. There’s two episodes out as we’re recording this. The first one is about jigsaw puzzles.

**Craig:** Ugh, they’re not puzzles.

**John:** With Roy Wood, Jr.

**Craig:** That’s very funny. But they’re not puzzles.

**John:** Very funny. Very talented man.

**Craig:** Yeah, not puzzles.

**John:** Second one is about the true origins of Bible stories with Felicia Day talking with Dr. Malka Simkovich. Just a delightful idea for a podcast. So essentially Gavin brings on somebody who is – it’s not their job to focus on this topic but they just become sort of obsessed with a topic. And so they chat about it and they bring in an expert to fill in the actual details of things they don’t know about that topic. And it’s a good idea.

So if you’re looking for a new podcast that is short and enjoyable, Way Too Interested, just waytoointerested.com is where you can find the link to the podcast.

**Craig:** I can’t believe people listen to podcasts.

**John:** I know. It’s crazy to listen to podcasts.

**Craig:** It’s insane.

**John:** That is our show for this week. Scriptnotes is produced by Megana Rao. Thank you again for reading all those pages. It is edited by Matthew Chilelli. Our outro this week is especially spooky and it’s also by Matthew Chilelli. If you have an outro you can send us a link to ask@johnaugust.com. That’s also the place where you can send longer questions. For short questions on Twitter Craig is @clmazin. I am @johnaugust. Craig is on there sometimes. I’m on there more often.

You can find the show notes for this episode and all episodes at johnaugust.com. That’s also where you find the links to the stuff we talked about on the show and the Three Page Challenges if you want to read the PDFs for that. There you can also sign up for our weekly-ish newsletter called Inneresting which has lots of links to things about writing.

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**Craig:** Thank you, John.

**Megana:** Thank you.

[Bonus segment]

**John:** Craig, what was the first scary movie you saw?

**Craig:** Oh, god, it’s tragic really. I was in fourth grade. I was nine or ten. And a friend of mine had something called WHT. So if you grew up in New York City one of the weird quirks of growing up in New York in the ‘70s and early ‘80s is that we didn’t have cable television. Cable television came to other places much sooner. In New York we didn’t have it because, I don’t know, it’s New York go fuck yourself cable. Instead there was this weird closed circuit broadcast thing called WHT that was around for a couple of years or so. And they would play movies. And you had to get a descrambler box, which we didn’t have, but my friend did.

And we saw The Exorcist.

**John:** Oh my god.

**Craig:** And I was permanently damaged. Permanently.

**John:** Yeah, about the same age I saw Amityville Horror, where I saw snippets of the Amityville Horror as long as I could watch it and then have to turn the channel because I got too scared. I think my parents were out at a concert someplace and for some reason I was alone in the house at night. And I started watching The Amityville Horror which was on broadcast television for no good reason. And I found it so incredibly terrifying. And I think it probably rooted me into my fear of someone being in the house is probably my number one kind of supernatural fear. It’s not like a monster. That there’s someone in the house.

**Craig:** The call is coming from inside the house.

**John:** Megana, what was your first horror movie experience?

**Megana:** When I was probably like seven years old my mom left and my brother was supposed to babysit me. And she had rented 101 Dalmatians for me to watch upstairs. And my brother and his friends were watching Scream downstairs. But I got way too scared being alone, so I remember being like OK well I’ll just feel better if I’m around them, even though I know this isn’t a little kid’s movie.

And I hid behind the couch and I watched this whole movie and was so terrified and I’m still terrified of garage doors.

**Craig:** Of course.

**John:** Oh yeah.

**Megana:** But I recently reread the script and it’s so funny, but obviously that was lost on six, seven-year-old me.

**John:** Every time you say six, seven-year-old Megana watching Scream it makes me feel just incredibly old. Because Scream I see as a relatively contemporary movie to me. So it feels strange that you’re referencing that as that old movie you watched.

**Craig:** I’m glad that she was alive for Scream.

**John:** Sure. Now I have written some scary stuff. I’ve helped out on some horror movies and done some work on them. And I wrote one thing which is probably truly a scary movie. Craig, you obviously wrote the Scary Movie movies, but have you written horror? Have you written anything that is in the genre itself?

**Craig:** I mean, I’ve gone and done some rewrites and things. Some of the stuff that I’m doing now for The Last of Us is legitimately scary. But even then not really in the genre of what we would call horror. It’s not specifically a horror film. I don’t think I’ll ever write just a horror movie, or a horror show.

It’s too scary.

**John:** It’s scary to write. It’s scary to edit. And not having been through the whole process of it I do wonder if at a certain point when you’ve seen this scene on the editing bay for the 100th time if it can actually have any impact again. I wonder if it’s like comedy where it’s like you know it’s funny but it’s not actually funny to you anymore. I’m curious like the folks who make this stuff if they actually are scared by the stuff they’re doing at any point.

I would say because as a writer I have to sort of enter – I try to enter emotionally into the place that I’m at for when I’m writing the sequences. Writing scary stuff is kind of scary to me. I do enjoy being scared up to a certain point, but I want to be able to get out of it at any point. And sometimes when you’re writing I can freak myself out very easily. And I don’t sort of like living in a state of heightened anxiety.

**Craig:** Yeah. When I’m thinking about scary stuff I try and think about things that are actually really, really distressing and upsetting to me. I don’t really – monsters, like I’m not scared by monsters. And I think maybe the reason that The Exorcist fucked me up so deeply is because she was just a girl. It was a kid. Even though there was a monster inside of her and what it was doing to her, it was through a child. And the child was saying things that adults say. That’s the part that was so horrifying to me.

**John:** Also I see here on the outline things that were scary to you as a kid that are no longer scary to you, or things that were sort of a part of your life that have just disappeared. This is a meme I’ve seen a lot. I feel like I spent far too much of my childhood worrying about quicksand. What am I going to do if I encounter quicksand? Never encountered quicksand in my actual life. And I was a scout. I was out there in the wilderness. Never saw any quicksand. Not a thing that people are going to be stumbling upon.

**Craig:** There was a huge thing when we were kids. In cartoons I think people were constantly falling into quicksand. When I was a kid growing up on Staten Island there was the legend of the Cropsey Monster.

**John:** All right.

**Craig:** This is very local. If you know about the Cropsey Monster, 70% chance you grew up on Staten Island. 30% Brooklyn. It is really local. And the Cropsey Monster was basically a legend of a guy who had a hook for a hand. He would go around and he would cut you up. And I was just poking around on the Internet looking just to see if there were any more details about the Cropsey Monster that I’d forgotten and a couple of people made a documentary about the Cropsey Monster, both the urban legend and also the real story of this murderous janitor who worked at Willow Brook which was the infamous institution where they housed a lot of children who were severely disabled and it was – Geraldo Rivera, before he was an idiot, actually exposed that whole thing and it was quite the story.

So there’s a documentary about both of those things. But what was kind of nice to see was that one of the people who made the documentary was a woman named Barbara Brancaccio, which by the way is a terrific Staten Island name. Barbara Brancaccio. I went to school with Barbara Brancaccio. She was in my fifth grade class, or my fourth grade class, or both. So that was nice to see. Well done Barbara Brancaccio.

**John:** Now, Megana growing up in Ohio did you have any local terror legends, any things that were specific to your environment?

**Megana:** There was a series of books called Haunted Ohio and as Craig was saying that though the sort of details of the Cropsey Monster feel like those were the same details on all of our local urban legends, too. The man who escaped from asylum with a hook for a hand. Why are hooks for hands so popular with that? Was that a common surgery that people were having back in the day?

**Craig:** No. No one had hooks for hands. No one. And also hooks, like if you’re going to be a creepy murderer, not really efficient.

**John:** No.

**Craig:** You know? Something that is just more pointy or maybe just a simple sword, but why the hook?

**John:** I think hooks were probably practical at a certain point, because you could do some pirate stuff with them. You could use it to pull ropes in or do some stuff.

**Craig:** I don’t think you can. I think – I’m going to ask you to pull a rope with a hook. I don’t think pirates were good with hook hands. I don’t think anybody ever wanted a hook hand. I don’t think it was a thing. I know that it’s in, what’s in, the new one with the bees and the guy with the bees?

**Megana:** Candyman?

**Craig:** Candyman. It’s in the new Candyman. It was in the old one, too. He has a hook for a hand. And the Cropsey Monster had a hook for a hand. And Captain Hook had a hook for a hand. I don’t think anyone has a hook for a hand. I don’t buy it.

**John:** Do you want to see horror movies now? Do you actively seek out horror movies, Craig?

**Craig:** No.

**John:** Megana?

**Megana:** No. I feel like there was a period from 13 to 17 where I just inhaled them. And ever since that point I have become too much of a chicken to be able to keep watching them.

**John:** Yeah. I’m not a big horror movie person either. So I’m going to see Last Night in Soho which is kind of a horror movie. And I’m excited to see that. But it’s not a thing I sort of go out of my way to go see. Although I loved Scream and I loved the meta quality of Scream and the re-analysis of horror movies as a form, but I’m not a person who rushes out to see Halloween every incarnation that comes out.

**Megana:** Well, I think like I definitely enjoy them as an experience, but now I dread seeing them because I know how scared I’m going to be afterwards. And I think it’s because probably true for all three of us that we have really vivid imaginations and scary dreams. So I just don’t want to add any more fodder for that.

**John:** What was the most recent scary movie that you saw?

**Craig:** I don’t see them. [laughs] I don’t see them.

**John:** Megana, because you and I saw Midsommar together. But that’s not really a horror movie.

**Megana:** I was just going to bring that up. I watched The Haunting of Hill House and all of the Mike Flannigan horror stuff. Oh, I guess I watched Halloween pretty recently. But I’ve seen it before.

**John:** So Hereditary was the last true horror movie, which was before Midsommar. And I like to bring this all the way back to the beginning and to close, it was like me watching Amityville Horror in that I could only watch it in small segments. And so I watched it ten minutes at a time, then I would stop and I would leave the room, and then I’d come back and watch another ten minutes of it because it was just so overwhelming to me. I just can’t–

**Megana:** Did you watch it in your own home?

**John:** I watched it in my own home. That’s why the house is cursed, Megana. All the monsters are here.

**Megana:** I mean, my trick is I like to watch horror movies on flights.

**John:** That’s a good choice. Because then you can scream on a flight and everyone appreciates that. [laughs] Oh, Megana, Craig, it’s never terrifying to record a bonus segment with you.

**Craig:** [laughs] That’s nice.

**John:** Thanks and have a great rest of your weekend.

**Craig:** You too guys.

**Megana:** Thank you.

**Craig:** Bye.

Links:

* [Hollywood Strike Averted As IATSE & AMPTP Reach Deal On New Film & TV Contract](https://deadline.com/2021/10/hollywood-strike-averted-iatse-amptp-reach-agreement-on-new-film-tv-contract-1234850563/)
* [Learned League](https://www.learnedleague.com/thorsten/whatis.php)
* [Learned League’s Classic Action Scenes](https://johnaugust.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Untitled-document.pdf)–play along with Craig!
* [Fractal Forest](https://johnaugust.com/index.php?gf-download=2021%2F10%2FFractal-Forest-3-Page-Challenge.pdf&form-id=1&field-id=4&hash=09ef60e375578582dcaf52e8f9abc7c61c3157fd593804d7ac3406965b747fdf) by Nicholas Nyhof
* [The Other Side of Night](https://johnaugust.com/index.php?gf-download=2021%2F10%2FEllen-Apswoude-The-Other-Side-of-Night-Three-Page-Challenge.pdf&form-id=1&field-id=4&hash=0ad0aadf23eb71cd8ef81f83e1610df5b0a502f1d92ec36c8f80417a66f79f03) by Ellen Apswoude
* [Big Evil](https://johnaugust.com/index.php?gf-download=2021%2F10%2FBig-Evil-Three-Page-Challenge.pdf&form-id=1&field-id=4&hash=7b50f3984902b4c0662a6dc94ab68a7670d3e4f814932d3682929318f8a0e742) by Lance Baughman
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