Since well before our Sundance debut last year, I’ve been curious-slash-paranoid about when The Nines would start showing up on the BitTorrent trackers, the online repository of pirated movies and a few legitimate wares.
It was inevitable that the movie would get bootlegged at some point. The timing was the delicate issue. If it showed up before Sundance, some distributors might be frightened off (why spend x dollars when people are already watching it for free?). If it showed up online before our theatrical release, we could anticipate a hit in ticket sales, and a tougher time selling it overseas.
So for a while, I was checking every day. And nothing.
But yesterday, my Google News Alert feed showed the inevitable had come to pass: there was a DVD rip of The Nines online. Given the subtitles attached (Spanish and French), it was almost certainly the North American retail release, which I haven’t even held in my hands yet. ((We’ve had plain DVD screeners available for months, mostly for journalists and folks in the industry. But they don’t have subtitles, which is why I strongly suspect this comes from the official disc.))
I haven’t downloaded or watched the rip, but I have gotten three emails in the last 24 hours which began, “I recently saw The Nines…”
So it’s out there.
And that’s okay. Not “okay” in the sense of “legal” or “right.” But okay in the sense of c’est la vie. People are going to watch the pirated version, and there’s nothing I can do about it. Sony, Interpol and the MPAA will do their best, but as the guy who made the movie, I honestly want people to see the movie. If the only way you’re going to watch The Nines is illegally, so be it.
In fact, for a writer/director, there’s not a meaningful financial difference between someone watching an illegal download and [getting it from Netflix](http://www.netflix.com/Movie/The_Nines/70066350), which distributes a limited number of discs to a large audience. Discuss.
But as the director, there are some good reasons to steer you towards the physical disc once it [comes out on January 29th](http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FNines-Ryan-Reynolds%2Fdp%2FB000YW8RN6%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Ddvd%26qid%3D1198301424%26sr%3D8-1&tag=johnaugustcom-20).
→ It has a ton of the usual special features: two audio commentaries, a making-of, gallery, deleted scenes (with commentary), and a bunch of Easter eggs.
→ It has one thing I’ve never seen before. For the opening sequence, you can see the script scroll by in the upper half of the screen, matched up to the movie and the storyboards for each shot. It’s a lot to process at once — you’ll probably need to watch it a few times — but it’s very cool.
→ You can loan a DVD, without passing along that troubling knowledge that you’ve done something illicit.
→ If you’re seen buying (or renting) The Nines, you’ll immediately identify yourself as someone drawn to challenging, divisive movies. So make sure to put it at the top of the stack as you slide it across the counter.
→ Hidden in five DVD cases are magical golden tickets. ((This is not true.))
But if these reasons and/or your conscience doesn’t persuade you, it’s not hard to find The Nines online. And I won’t think less of you. Probably.
Being the writer and the director on a project it seems that you both is in theaters starting today — if you live in Los Angeles, New York or Toronto. For the rest of North America, and other parts of the world, you can begin seeing it next week, September 23rd.</p>
<p>Last night, I spoke at USC’s 466 class, which screens a different film each week. At the Q & A afterwards, host [Leonard Maltin](http://www.leonardmaltin.com/) talks with someone involved with the picture, often an alumni. I used to be in the class, so it’s bewildering to realize this was my sixth 466 (after <em>Go, Charlie’s Angels, Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, Big Fish,</em> and <em>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</em>). </p>
<p>In many ways, this was the easiest of all the classes I’ve spoken at, because with this film I don’t have as much of that <em>please-please like it I beg you</em> instinct. I feel much less ownership of Corpse Bride than the others. Don’t get me wrong — I’m proud of it — but working in animation is inherently much more collaborative in terms of story. For starters, I was the third writer to work on it, after [Caroline Thompson](http://imdb.com/name/nm0003031/) and [Pamela Pettler](http://imdb.com/name/nm1017135/). Then there’s a whole department called “Story,” whose job it is to figure out how to convert the screenplay into storyboards, and along the way, a lot gets changed and rearranged. Altogether, it’s much less “my” movie than the others.</p>
<p>But it was a lot of work.</p>
<p>Often, I’d get storyboards from London for scenes that were about to shoot, and would have a day or less to tweak the dialogue before an actor would record the needed lines. Whenever I visited the stages outside London, most of my time was spent watching the scenes already shot, and discussing with the rest of the team how to handle this moment or that. At absolutely no point could I get precious about things needing to stick closer to how they were written. I was there to help, so I helped where I could. I felt like a craftsman rather than artist, and that’s fine.</p>
<p>Reviews so far have been really good, so here’s hoping it gets a good reception. A lot of people ask me, “Isn’t it too scary for kids?” Not really. If your kids like Halloween, they’ll be fine. It’s never gory, and the Land of the Dead stuff is pretty light and breezy.</p>
<p><code>[Corpse Bride article in Script magazine](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2005/corpse-bride-article-in-script-magazine)<br />
[New, longer Corpse Bride trailer up](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2005/new-longer-corpse-bride-trailer-up)</code> </p>
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