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Annoying Trend Watch: Technorati spam blogs

April 24, 2005 Charlie, Rant

I use a [Technorati](http://www.technorati.com/) watchlist to keep track of mentions of me, this site, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Technorati follows blogs, so it’s a nice way to gauge what topics people find interesting enough to write about. For instance, teenage girls tend to point out that “JohNny DePP iz SOOOOO HOOTTTTT!”

Over the last two weeks, I’ve noticed a disconcerting rise in the number of faux-blogs. They look like blogs, and they’re hosted on genuine sites like [Blogspot](http://blogspot.com). But they have no actual content, just a bunch of gibberish targeting a certain term, like “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” I assume they’re computer-generated. Here’s [an example](http://replay.web.archive.org/20050507154627/http://johnny-depp-posters.blogspot.com/2005/04/extra-large-charlie-in-chocolate.html).

So why would anyone make a useless blog like this? Presumably, to drive traffic to other sites. The left-hand column on the example blog has links to various other sites, each of which either sells something, or has Google ads which make money on a pay-per-click basis.

It’s really annoying, because up until now, Technorati has been a terrific clutter-buster. I don’t know if the spam-blog problem is readily fixable. Unlike Google, which has algorithms to help it weed out junk sites, I think Technorati basically relies on self-reporting. The system would need to find a way to detect which blogs are real, and which ones are fake. That’s a tall order.

New Charlie posters up

April 9, 2005 Charlie, Projects

charlie onesheet[Ain’t It Cool News](http://aintitcoolnews.com) has the six new one-sheets for [Charlie and the Chocolate Factory](http://imdb.com/title/tt0367594/combined). Five of the posters feature the young Golden Ticket winners, while the final one has a new image of Willy Wonka, with the appropriate tagline, “semi-sweet and nuts.”

I hadn’t seen any of these one-sheets before this morning, but I strongly suspected these single-character portraits were on their way, given the somewhat-iconic characters of Veruca Salt and company.

Removing duplicate iCal entries

March 19, 2005 Geek Alert

geek alert
This is hugely off-topic, so feel free to skip to the next article, which will likely have something to do with screenwriting and/or filmmaking.

My assistant Chad and I use Apple’s [iCal](http://www.apple.com/ical/) to keep track of appointments. It’s nowhere near as sophisticated as Exchange or a real professional calendar system, but for the most part, it works. He maintains “John’s Work” calendar, and I maintain “John’s Personal” calendar. We both use the built-in publish-and-subscribe feature, so we see the same things on each computer.

After doing this for several years, however, some problems have arisen — mostly stemming from syncing with various [Palm](http://www.palmone.com/us/) devices. Calendar events get duplicated, often six or seven times. Multiply that by several years, and the files get huge, and slow: my Work.ics file ballooned to 1.7 megabytes.

After searching the internet for a program that would fix this, I finally had to write my own. In the interest of paying-it-forward to the next guy with the same problem, here’s what I wrote. Continue on only if you’re truly geeky, or desperate.

UPDATE: Changes with OS 10.4 (Tiger), and specifically iCal 2.0, means that the script as written won’t work anymore. Sorry. But the underlying concept still holds. With an hour and a little ambition, it should be possible to eliminate duplicates in the same way. Just be sure to always work on a backup of the calendar file.

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Archives section working, sort of

March 8, 2005 Geek Alert, News

The Archives link, which has been [broken](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2005/archives-section-temporarily-broken) ever since switching hosts, is now un-broken — which is not to say fixed.

In its previous incarnation, the Archives section could be sorted by category and date, in a variation on the familiar Sortable Nicer Archives kludge for WP. However, the database gods must have been angered, for all supplication cannot coax them to offer up their insight. Translation: something got broken, and damned if I can fix it.

So in the spirit of Something is better than Nothing, a click on the Archives section will show you every article in the system, from most recent to oldest. It’s not very user-friendly, but the Googlebots will love it.

The Show by Category buttons, incidentally, still work great. So that’s a better choice if you’re interested in reading just the [Q and A’s](http://johnaugust.com/archives/category/qanda), for example.

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