Honestly, I feel like I’m cheating on all of you when I guest-blog for EW.com. [But I did it again.](http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/08/guest-blogger-1.html)
And then there are the non-Nines variables: babysitting grandparents, geriatric pugs, and the Tim Burton retrospective I want to attend. Plus eight more lessons of Pimsleur Italian, so I can politely explain why I’m throwing myself in a canal.
[Click here](http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/08/guest-blogger-1.html) to read the rest. I can only hope you’ll forgive me once all this Nines business is over.
I have a long essay in this month’s Men’s Health, the one with Jamie Foxx on the cover. It’s not specifically about The Nines, but that’s the main reason I agreed to do it. To buy a single-page ad in the magazine would be more than our entire marketing budget. But for a four-page article, they actually pay me.

