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Stay away from this girl

August 29, 2011 Genres, Rant

Wait, how did I not know the [Manic Pixie Dream Girl](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManicPixieDreamGirl) existed as a trope? Nathan Rabin gets credit for first [calling her out](http://origin.avclub.com/articles/the-bataan-death-march-of-whimsy-case-file-1-eliza,15577/):

> [Elizabethtown’s Kirsten] Dunst embodies a character type I like to call The Manic Pixie Dream Girl (see Natalie Portman in Garden State for another prime example).

> The Manic Pixie Dream Girl exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl is an all-or-nothing-proposition. Audiences either want to marry her instantly (despite The Manic Pixie Dream Girl being, you know, a fictional character) or they want to commit grievous bodily harm against them and their immediate family.

The OnionA.V. Club lists [sixteen examples](http://www.avclub.com/articles/wild-things-16-films-featuring-manic-pixie-dream-g,2407/) and further clarifies just what’s wrong with this archetype:

> Like the Magical Negro, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype is largely defined by secondary status and lack of an inner life. She’s on hand to lift a gloomy male protagonist out of the doldrums, not to pursue her own happiness. In the late ’60s and early ’70s, MPDGs often took the comely form of spacey hippie chicks burdened with getting grim establishment types to kick back and smell the flowers.

She’s simply awful. She’s the [navigable air duct](http://johnaugust.com/2006/air-vents-are-for-air) of female antagonists, something that exists only for cinematic convenience. Let’s stop using her.

Like villains, love interests need to have a plausible reason for why they’re there and what they want. Always ask yourself, “What would this character be doing if the hero never showed up?”

If you can’t answer — or if the answer is boring — you need to go back to the drawing board.

There’s nothing wrong with kooky females, by the way. Anna Faris has made a career of them. But in films like The House Bunny, it’s always clear what she’s after — and it’s never about getting a nice guy to loosen up.

A fork, a phobia, a friggin’ lot of entries

September 17, 2008 Challenge

[Scene Challenge]I have a head cold today, so it ended up being a better day for reading than writing. And ’twas lucky, because more than 110 entries came in for the most recent [scene challenge](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph). I’m happy to report that most were quite solid — significantly better than last time, though that was probably because the subject matter wasn’t as rigidly defined.

The best entries managed to incorporate the three required elements (fork, photo, phobia) gracefully. There were some easy-to-spot trends:

1. Combining two things
===

We had fear of forks, fear of photographs, photographs of forks — and fear of photographs of forks. [Luis Calil’s](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161276) scene needed tightening, but included many variations on the theme. I could imagine it in a play.

2. Fear of clowns
===

None of my top picks included the clown angle, but it was probably the single most-cited phobia. And I’m fully in that group. I would rather hold a snake or eat a spider than be in a room with a clown.

3. Psychiatrists/Psychologists
===
A natural choice, given the phobia aspect. I can’t recall any professional photographers in the mix, strangely.

From [NY Rich](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161266):

INT. STAFF PSYCHOLOGIST OFFICE -- ARMY BASE (GEORGIA) -- DAY

Sterile, windowless, gray – standard government issue. Two wood-framed chairs sit on either side of a small end table with a tacky lamp. The walls are bare, except for the diplomas and a Successories poster on Leadership.

DR. BOOMER MIKELSON (40) sits across from his client. Tall, lean and balding, he’s dressed in a short sleeve dress shirt and high water pants. He sits cross-legged, leans back in his chair, strokes his goatee like a wannabe Freud.

Across from him is PVT. TEDDY SHEFFIELD (19), the client. He’s short and skinny, with a pockmarked complexion and ears like Dumbo’s. Exactly the kind of guy you’d love to run into -- if you’re the enemy. He sits nervously, wrings his hands, fidgets in his seat.

DR. MIKELSON

So, Teddy, we’ve been making good progress with the systematic desensitization. Let’s not throw all that away, okay? We have one more session and then you’ll be clear to apply for Ranger school again. You with me today?

TEDDY

Yeah, I guess. I’ve been thinking about today all week. Gave me the shits.

DR. MIKELSON

Okay, well, that’s understandable. It’s a big step. But you’re ready. Let’s get started.

Dr. Mikelson reaches into a folder and pulls out a photo of a large snake. He hands it to Teddy, who accepts with trembling hands.

DR. MIKELSON

Okay, Teddy. Look at the picture and tell me what you’re feeling.

Teddy takes a deep breath. His hands still shake. His face turns red.

DR. MIKELSON

Teddy, stay with me. This is review. We’ve done this already. Breathe. Tell me what you’re feeling.

TEDDY

Like I want to run away. Like I can’t get far enough away from this thing. My skin is crawling.

DR. MIKELSON

Okay, good. You want to run away but you’re not. Excellent. Anything else?

TEDDY

My stomach hurts. I may need to use the bathroom.

DR. MIKELSON

You be sure to let me know. Okay. Ready for the next step?

TEDDY

I don’t know. I think. Okay, okay.

Dr. Mikelson reaches into a bag. Pulls out a fork and knife and a small snake, which he puts on a plate. Teddy pushes his chair back as far as he can.

TEDDY

What the hell is that? Get it away! Get it away!

DR. MIKELSON

Do you want to be a Ranger, Teddy?

TEDDY

Yes.

DR. MIKELSON

Then you know can’t shit your pants every time you see a snake. You have to pass survival training. Snakes come with the territory. Now, you’ve been desensitized to talking about snakes, to a photo of a snake, to a rubber snake, and now the next step is a real snake.

TEDDY

I don’t want to do this.

DR. MIKELSON

It’s the only way.

TEDDY

What’s the fork for?

DR. MIKELSON

Ever hear of G. Gordon Liddy? The Watergate guy?

TEDDY

What’s Watergate?

Dr. Mikelson takes a deep breath.

DR. MIKELSON

Really? Nevermind. G. Gordon Liddy is a great American who, as a child, was deathly afraid of rats. So one day, in order to conquer his fear, he decided he would catch a rat, cook it, and eat it. No better way to show you’re not scared of something than to eat it.

TEDDY

You want me to eat that snake! Are you fucking crazy! No way! I can’t do it! You’re nuts!

DR. MIKELSON

Ranger school, Teddy.

He cuts a piece of the snake off, hands Teddy the empty fork. Teddy takes it, a look of absolute terror on his face.

DR. MIKELSON

Go ahead, you can do this. I have faith in you. You can do this.

Teddy trembles violently. He looks at Dr. Mikelson like a lost puppy, tears stream down his cheeks.

He tries to breathe. But it’s no use. Soon, his respiration is up and his eyes begin to twitch.

DR. MIKELSON

Teddy... You can do --

TEDDY

Noooooooo!

Without warning, Teddy hurls the fork at Dr. Mikelson, like a carnival knife thrower. Dr. Mikelson can’t react in time and the fork lodges in his forehead, as the blood trickles down his face.

DR. MIKELSON

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Teddy curls up in fetal position in his chair, rocks back and forth as Dr. Mikelson’s screams fill the office.

INT. STAFF PSYCHOLOGIST OFFICE -- ARMY BASE (GEORGIA) -- DAY

SUPER: “One year later”

Sterile, gray – standard government issue, except there’s a window. Two wood-framed chairs sit on either side of a small end table with a tacky lamp. The walls are bare, except for the diplomas and a Successories poster on Commitment.

Dr. Mikelson sits across from DR. SMITH (50), an overweight, pasty man with oversized glasses and a lazy eye.

DR. SMITH

Okay, Boomer. You know how this goes. Let’s begin.

He pulls out a picture of a fork and shows it to Dr. Mikelson, who begins to tremble uncontrollably and then bursts into tears.

Just then, through the window, a platoon of Army Rangers jogs by -- including one Pvt. Teddy Sheffield.

DR. SMITH

Tell me what you’re feeling.

NY Rich also managed to include one of the other common threads: stabbing someone with a fork.

4. Never meta entry I didn’t like
=====

[Andy’s](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161222) entry recalled [The Koo-Koo-Roo Incident](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2005/inciting-incident-koo-koo-roo-edition), while [Jörg Fischer](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161409) saw conspiracy in the contest itself.

5. Brevity is the soul of wit
======

Shorter is generally funnier. I really liked [Synthian’s](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161368) Loch Ness Monster bit:

EXT. LAKESHORE – DAY

TIN WHISTLE MUSIC and WAR DRUMS sound amongst Angellan Clover and SPLASHING waves. But all for naught, as...

EDDIE’S POV

is a slightly less breathtaking panorama... of GILLY THE CHUB.

THE CHUB

Look. In like-- less than a minute, this place is gonna be swarming with police. The newspapers are gonna come... and we’re just a couple-a kids. There is NO way they’re gonna let this be our discovery! They’re gonna take everything from us... and you KNOW it-- But there’s one thing they can’t take away. Because in the next thirty seconds... you’re gonna make a decision that’s gonna stay with you for the rest of your life.

Something SPLASHES and SQUAKS with a GARGLING WRETCH OS.

THE CHUB (CONT’D)

And I hope you can appreciate, that we’re in a unique situation right now... that we’re never gonna be in again. So ALL I’m sayin’ is: Dude... we could be the only two guys, ever... to have a juicy bite of Loch Ness Monster.

MONSTER (OS)

Ooaaaaaangh...

THE CHUB (CONT’D)

I know you got that whole... fucking terrified of sea food thing... but that doesn’t matter right now. Because I’m tellin ya’... if we do this! Science Guys ‘ll come pump our stomachs in like, not even 30 minutes, I swear to fuck.

Panicked FLIPPER SOUNDS.

THE CHUB (CONT’D)

And I know I said I’d give you five bucks... and it sucks about my dad dying in the boat and the bubbles and all. No doubt. I acknowledge... that was real fucked up! But right now... its not even about that. Its about something bigger.

He pulls out the Loch Ness photo and holds it out.

THE CHUB (CONT’D)

We had a dream dude. You remember that? We sat in my step mom’s shitty apartment and we stared at this picture in Weekly World News and we said: We are gonna put that mutherfucker in our mouth! And now three months and six thousand miles later the ONLY thing that survives my dad’s fucked up idea of a lake picnic is THIS FORK...

He raises the fork.

THE CHUB (CONT’D)

Fuck that dude... this shit is destiny.

(beat)

So I’m gonna ask you one more time. -- What’s it gonna be? Lets eat us some fuckin monster.

6. Photographs revealing infidelity
=====

A natural choice. One favorite by [Jef Blocker](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161404) combined adultery with anthropomorphism in an amusing way. More conventional — but more likely to be a scene in an actual movie — was this entry by [Craig](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161411):

INT. DINER – DAY

CHUCK is sitting in a booth, eating alone. LAWRENCE, a far from inconspicuous private detective, walks up to his table.

LAWRENCE

Charles Allen?

CHUCK

Yeah, that’s me. Somethin’ I can do for you?

LAWRENCE

Mind if I sit down?

CHUCK

(Turning his attention away from the stranger and back to his dinner)

I doubt it would matter if I do.

LAWRENCE

I imagine you’re right. Let me explain, Mr. Allen. My name is Lawrence Mead. I work as a private detective.

Chuck looks up from his plate, sauce hanging desperately to his lower lip

CHUCK

Really? I thought the trenchcoat was more of a fashion statement.

LAWRENCE

I’m glad you think this is funny, Mr. Allen. I’m here because of your father-in-law.

CHUCK

Oh, Jackson?

He stops to spear a bite of the meat on his plate. Shoving it into his mouth and not bothering to swallow before continuing.

CHUCK

(Continuing)

How is he? Still the same obnoxious self-aggrandizing--

LAWRENCE

(Cutting him off)

Rich. That’s how he is. Rich and convinced that these business trips of yours involve more than just business.

Chuck stabs another bite with his fork, and points it at Lawrence.

CHUCK

Look, if we’re going to talk business, you might want to get something to eat. The food here is great.

LAWRENCE

That’s all right. I don’t eat food that I haven’t made myself. After that movie, you know with the two girls down in Alabama, I just don’t trust what anybody else tries to serve me.

CHUCK

That’s pretty messed up, if you ask me Larry. You oughta talk to a shrink about that.

LAWRENCE

I didn’t ask you and I didn’t tell you to call me Larry. Besides, I don’t think I’ve got much of an appetite right now anyway.

Lawrence pulls out a photograph and pushes it across the table to Chuck.

LAWRENCE

Your beloved father-in-law is willing to pay me a lot to find out what’s going on when you leave your wife at home all the time for these trips.

He pushes another picture over to Chuck.

LAWRENCE

(Continuing)

A whole lot. Of course, if he gets what he wants, not only do you lose your wife, but you lose access to all her money. The way I see it, these pictures may be worth a good bit more to you than they are to him.

Chuck scrapes up the last of the food on his plate, and as he finishes the bite, picks up one of the photographs.

CHUCK

Fried Green Tomatoes.

(Off Lawrence’s confused look.)

The movie you were trying to think of, the one that’s got you so scared, that’s Fried Green Tomatoes. A chick flick.

He wipes his mouth with his napkin, then looks at the picture again with a smirk.

CHUCK

(Continuing)

Now, let’s talk business.

And the prize goes to…
===

[Marvin](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2008/a-fork-a-phobia-and-a-photograph#comment-161385), whose entry best demonstrated a key quality in comedy that probably merits its own post: funny writing keeps surprising you, like rumbling thunder you keep expecting to end. It’s not side-splitting, but it’s tight and sprightly.

INT. BEDROOM – DAY

An OLD MAN with liver spots sits at a desk, his back to us.

A KNOCK at the door.

It opens and BILLY, 16, walks in. He sports a James Taylor mane and a private school uniform.

BILLY

Hey Grandpa.

No answer.

Billy curiously looks over Grandpa’s shoulder. A disturbed look comes across his face as he watches his grandfather...

Use a knife and fork to cut into a photograph of an old woman. He slices off an arm and pops it in his mouth.

BILLY

Why are you eating that picture of Grandma?

GRANDPA

I ate all the others. I saved your grandmother for last.

BILLY

Why don’t you just go to the kitchen? We have food.

GRANDPA

You know I’m afraid of dogs. And yours scares the shit out of me. He won’t let me down the hall.

BILLY

We don’t have a dog.

Grandpa looks to Billy, realizing.

GRANDPA

You’re right. You don’t.

BILLY

Did you get into my acid again?

Grandpa nods, “Yes.”

BILLY

Come on.

He helps his grandfather up.

BILLY

Let’s go get you a whopper.

GRANDPA

Can I get chicken fries too?

BILLY

Sure.

As they exit.

BILLY

You smell like piss, Grandpa.

GRANDPA

What do think I’ve been drinking?

Congrats to Marvin and the many runners-up. For the next competition, I’ll probably put a limit on how many times a person can enter (ahem) and may cap the total number of entries. As always, suggestions welcome.

Strike, days ten and eleven

November 15, 2007 Strike

I missed my daily report due to pure physical exhaustion. I was in bed by 8:15 last night. And the report really begins with Day Nine-point-five, in which I eat dinner.

We have a weekly babysitter on Tuesday nights, which allows my much-better-half and me to eat dinner without constant requests from a polite but cheese-obsessed toddler. Since I’ve been on the early shift this week my schedule’s been off, and I was hungry at 5:30. Which is when Osteria Mozza happens to open its doors. The confluence of these two events explains why I happened to be at a restaurant that has a month-solid reservation list, eating at the counter when I noticed Peter Roth at a nearby table.

Peter Roth is president of Warner Bros. Television, the studio which makes many of the biggest television shows: ER, Pushing Daisies, Without A Trace, even Josh’s new Terminator series. Every few years, I have a meeting with him, in which I’m encouraged to do television. I respectfully pass. But I’ve had nothing but good experiences with him.

When you see someone you kind-of-know at a restaurant, it’s always a process to figure out whether or not to say hi. In your head, you play through the possible conversation, and if the likelihood of Happy Outcomes exceeds a certain threshold, you do it.

But the strike makes that decision process much more complicated. What do I have to talk about with Peter Roth other than the strike? Here’s the conversation I imagined myself having:

  • ME
  • Hey Peter. John August.
  • PETER ROTH
  • John. John August! How are you? This strike, huh? Crazy. I can’t wait for this to be over.
  • ME
  • Then tell your side to come back to the table with an internet residual plan that isn’t horseshit, and you could be shooting pilots by February. Because I’ve been on the picket line for seven days, and every writer wants to come back to work. But not a single one of them would take that shitty deal. Because everyone knows what’s at stake, and everyone knows the CEO’s are talking out of two sides of their mouths.

I didn’t envision myself being able to communicate this last part effectively, so I stayed put and ate my pasta. ((Which was delicious. I also taught chef-owner Nancy Silverton how to say “lonely” in Spanish. In context, I suggested “desconsolado de estar solo” (it was referring jokingly to a man who was missing his co-worker). “Sentirse solo” would probably be the simpler choice. The emotional distinction between “lonely” and “alone” doesn’t really match up in Spanish, or many other languages. My hunch is that our two words came out of the one of the later influxes into English, like how we ended up with both “regal” and “royal” (the latter, a French version of the Latin “rÄ“gÄ?lis”). End of digression.)) I felt it was crossing the line to intrude upon his dinner to have a non-productive conversation in front of his three guests. I was unlikely to get a hug.

The whole Peter Roth non-conversation got me thinking a lot about lines: the lines we draw, the lines we walk, the lines we repeat even though we’re not sure of the motivation. ((Yes, that does sound like a voice-over from Desperate Housewives.))

Day 10
—-
This morning’s trip to the picket line started at 4:30 a.m., an hour that’s equally bleak no matter which way you approach it. On day nine, a crew started picketing early at 5 a.m. in order to reach more Teamsters, so I volunteered to do it today.

Unfortunately, my zeal was misplaced, because it turned out that the 5 a.m. call time was a one-time experiment, a detail which didn’t trickle through to my inbox or the few other picketers who showed up early. We got to unload the studio van and help set up, so it wasn’t all for naught. I also learned details about the “Neutral Gates,” which are deemed picket-free. Only certain vendors are allowed to use them. I don’t pretend to really understand it, but I’m happy to find new layers of subtlety in a process that mostly involves holding a sign while walking.

I’ve taken to introducing myself by my full name, because I’ve realized that several people I’ve been walking next to have written great movies that I want to discuss with them. For instance, “Michael” is actually [Michael Tolkin](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0866062/), whose film [The Player](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105151/) almost convinced me I wasn’t cut out for the film industry, while “Barbara” is in fact [Barbara Turner](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0877399/), writer of [Georgia](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113158/). I was also joined by a blog reader, whose name got lost in the fog of under-caffeination. Sorry.

Two guys walking with us today didn’t need many introductions: Damon Lindelof and J.J. Abrams.

I first met Damon on the Paramount lot, years ago when he and a friend were both assistants at a small production company. We ate many lunches at Koo Koo Roo — yes, [the infamous one](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2005/inciting-incident-koo-koo-roo-edition) — talking about our hopes and ambitions for writing careers. We both did well. He and J.J. Abrams created Lost, which Damon’s run with Carlton Cuse to great success. ((Carlton Cuse is on the WGA Negotiating Committee. No, Damon didn’t offer up any insider information about either that or what was up with the flash-forward at the end of last season.))

Damon is producing the new Star Trek movie, which J.J. is directing. Which is shooting on the Paramount lot. Which we are currently picketing.

This combination of facts led me to email Damon yesterday, which led to a phone call, which led to us walking in circles at the Van Ness gate along with J.J., talking about the strike, its absurdities and impossible choices. Star Trek is the biggest movie shooting at Paramount. It’s directed and produced by WGA members, who are following the spirit and letter of the Guild’s rules. They’re walking the line while being forced to cross it.

“Forced” isn’t quite right, because there’s an alternative: J.J., Damon, and the other WGA producers could refuse to cross the picket line. They’d get fired, sued, and replaced by a less-conflicted director and producing team — all probably within a week’s time. What’s tougher to figure out is whether it would make a damn bit of difference.

Believe me, there are writers who would encourage (nay, demand) that they walk away, much the way the television showrunners walked away from their series. There’s the belief that the best way to end the strike is through big gestures — and that would be a very big gesture. (Basically, anything short of lighting oneself on fire is a betrayal of the cause.)

So when it got around the picket lines that Star Trek would be coming to the lot on Wednesday, I could foresee a situation that got awkward or worse. If you’ve been reading my daily updates, you’ll know that I’m the guy who is always concerned about avoiding stupid car accidents. This felt like a stupid car accident waiting to happen, so I suggested that Damon and J.J. spend some time walking, talking, and engaging with the picket line.

What I couldn’t have anticipated is that it would be so, well, engaging.

There are a few basic things that should get cleared up first.

Neither J.J. nor Damon are writers on the movie. But they are writers, and WGA members. During a WGA strike, you’re not allowed to write on movies or television shows, period. So they can’t change a word of the script, nor can anyone else. The script they had at 11:59 p.m. November 5th is the script they have to shoot.

To a screenwriter, that might seem kind of awesome. For once, the director can’t change things. But when its your own movie, it’s maddening. J.J. was describing a scene he was shooting the day before. Midway through it, he got a great idea for a new line. Which he couldn’t write. Couldn’t shoot. Couldn’t be in his movie.

Damon described it like having one of your superpowers taken away.

You can absolutely make a movie without changing the script. Big Fish and Charlie were shot just like they were written. But to not even have the option of changing something is a bizarre restriction, like making a [Dogme 95](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogme_95) film with a $100 million budget. As feature writers, we’re constantly asking to be included in production, on the call sheet, on the set. Suddenly, we’re completely removing ourselves from the process.

Damon’s been outspoken in his support for the strike, with [an editorial](http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/11/opinion/11lindelof.html?ref=todayspaper) in the New York Times and many hours logged on the picket lines at ABC/Disney. He’s one of the showrunners who not only put down his pen, but took off his producer’s hat. So I wasn’t surprised that he had a lot of insights and opinions about the strike, the industry and the endgame, all of which I’ll let him decide whether he wants to share.

I didn’t know J.J. at all, except as a geeky fan. He has a terrific reputation from those who’ve worked with him. In meeting him, I found he was smart, friendly and conflicted about what he should do.

I have the luxury of being fairly “clean” in terms of the strike — my producing deal at Fox is for a spec that I’m not writing until the mess is over. Yet J.J., Damon and I have the same basic encumbrances: contracts that put us in partnerships with the corporations we’re fighting. I suggested J.J. use his neglected superpower to write about the situation. As a high-profile player, his ink can underline the costly choices the studios are making by not coming back to the bargaining table.

Also, he can embed subliminal messages in studio dailies. (I just thought of that now.)

Day 11
—

universal towerFor a change of scenery, I joined John Gatins’ crew at Universal, where I got to catch up with old acquaintances like Scott Frank, Aline Brosh McKenna, Deb Kaplan, Harry Elfont and Breckin Meyer. Justine Bateman brought tacos. Compared with Paramount’s Van Ness gate, it was like a weekend in the country.

We were at the gate next to the massive NBC Universal tower, which provided glorious shade until 12:34 p.m. It’s a very wide intersection with a short timer on the crosswalk — you can only make it across once, and barely. I described it as being two islands you occasionally swim between. That left a lot of time for chatting. Some of my fellow conversationalists included two Jeopardy! writers, two location managers (go Teamsters!) and an editor working on the lot.

I’ll be back tomorrow at Paramount, 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. Readers are always welcome. I’ll also be doing a Saturday shift at WGA Headquarters. Check the [wga.org website](http://wga.org) for info about helping out there.

I Heart Shortbus

October 16, 2006 Rave

I saw and loved John Cameron Mitchell’s [SHORTBUS](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/) over the weekend. I’ll spare a few hundred words of praise and say I pretty much agree with [Moriarty’s review](http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30308) — though I’d hope my readers are a little less eww-gross-boys-kissing! than the average AICN commenter.

Mr. Mitchell and I used to eat lunch at the same Koo Koo Roo — yes, the [notorious one](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2005/inciting-incident-koo-koo-roo-edition) — back when he was a bit player on the short-lived sitcom Party Girl. I want to claim that I knew him before Hedwig, but the truth is I only knew who he was. Important distinction.

Because it’s not rated, Shortbus probably won’t play in most markets.Which reminds me: Check out THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED, a funny and interesting documentary by Kirby Dick about the MPAA ratings system. But that’s what DVDs are for.

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