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Scriptnotes, Episode 620: This Uncertain Age, Transcript

December 11, 2023 Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here](https://johnaugust.com/2023/this-uncertain-age).

**John August:** Hello and welcome. My name is John August.

**Craig Mazin:** My name is Craig Mazin.

**John:** This is Episode 620 of Scriptnotes, a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriters.

Today on the show, what is it about this moment at the end of 2023 that feels so uncertain, so unsettled? We’ll discuss how we’re feeling about the industry and beyond. We also have follow-up on advice we gave listeners in previous episodes, and new questions on composite characters, anecdotes, and sustaining a D&D group. In our Bonus Segment for Premium Members, we are going to freestyle an introduction to the Scriptnotes book, the first draft of which, Craig, is due in January.

**Craig:** Oh, no. I haven’t done anything.

**John:** It’s a nightmare where you wake up and you realize the exam is happening.

**Craig:** I haven’t studied.

**John:** You forgot to drop the class.

**Craig:** My essay isn’t finished.

**John:** The book is in good shape, but we don’t have an introduction. Most of the book is really just based on our transcripts. We will have a freestyle discussion, and that’ll become the introduction to the book.

**Craig:** Great.

**John:** People can hear it here first. First, Drew, we have some follow-up on previous people who wrote in with questions.

**Drew Marquardt:** We heard back from Ghosted, who is no longer ghosted. They wrote, “I just wanted to write in with an encouraging follow-up. After having been ghosted by the studio for six months when a film I wrote disappeared off a streaming site, the director emailed today to tell me that it is now available to rent and buy on Apple and Amazon. Thank you for encouraging me to go directly to the director and to contact the WGA about my concerns over not having a copy of my work. I did both, and I’m not sure if it led to this outcome, but at least it helped me feel less helpless.”

**Craig:** That’s quite good.

**John:** That’s good.

**Craig:** I think people, especially in Hollywood, we’re trained early on to, “Don’t overdo it. Don’t write in too much.” That can sometimes turn into utter passivity. Don’t be scared.

**John:** Just in my own life this past week, I had heard back about this project. I got news through my agent about, “Oh, it’s sort of unsettled here. We’re not really quite sure.” It’s like, “I’m just going to text the producer and ask.”

**Craig:** Yeah, “What’s going on?”

**John:** It nudged things forward. Don’t feel like you’re going to be a dick to ask about what’s going on.

**Craig:** There’s a difference between shy and weak. You’re allowed to be shy while you’re asking people questions. It’s perfectly fine. You can be a little nervous, especially if you’re new, because we’ve all heard the stories of the person that emailed every day, three times a day, because they had gone to persistence school or whatever. Nobody likes them. But you’re not that person, shy lady or guy. You’re just a little reluctant.

**John:** Good. Our next bit of follow-up is a similar vein here. This is from Ben.

**Drew:** Ben writes, “I was the person whose boss’s boss’s boss forwarded my script to a creative executive at the studio I work at as an office coordinator. The creative executive loved my script, and I had a general meeting with him. Here’s what happened in the past year. I took John and Craig’s advice and emailed my new creative executive friend and asked him if he could send my script, along with his general good feelings and approval, to an agent he would feel to be best suited for me. The creative executive never emailed me back. That’s fine.”

**Craig:** Nailed it.

**Drew:** “He’s super busy, and he probably just didn’t have an answer for me, so I just continued to write. I decided to write a middle-grade novel as my grad school thesis. I’m happy to report that not only did I graduate with my MFA, I also currently have interest from seven publishing agents.

“However, after the strike ended, I reached out to my creative executive friend. He seemed excited to hear from me. We got on Zoom to talk. When he asked me what I was working on, I said I had a comedy pilot. He said he’d love to read it. I sent it to him, but it’s been two months, and I haven’t heard back. Not sure what to do about that, but my instinct tells me to simply wait it out and keep writing. My dad always says it’ll work out for you, just not in the way you think it will, and I’m going to go with that.”

**Craig:** Your dad’s very Zen.

**John:** Your dad is very Zen. Dad may be a little bit too Zen, for two months.

**Craig:** I agree. Dad’s moving towards just flat-lining there.

**John:** I would say it’s worth following up with the creative executive, say, “Hey, checking in to see if you’ve had a chance to read that pilot I sent through to you. Also, some good news on this front that this book I wrote seems to be attracting some interest.”

**Craig:** There’s another possibility, which is that he’s just not that into you. There is always that situation where maybe there’s an initial spark of interest, and then it dies down. You have to accept that that’s a possibility. In our business, people get very excited very quickly about things, a little bit like overdramatic people in their love lives, just fall in love within seconds, and then two weeks later, they’re like, “Who?” You may have just caught a spike, and the spike is gone. That’s okay. Really, the advice here is don’t just rely on this one connection. Start looking for another one.

**John:** You need to date around some, Ben.

**Craig:** This well may have run dry.

**John:** Yeah, which is fine and fair. That absolutely does happen. That is not a crisis for you. I like that, Ben, you went back and just kept writing, which is crucial.

**Craig:** That’s the key.

**John:** You did a new thing, which is important. That will get you far in life, we’ll hope. It’s time for my thesis for this episode. Craig, I’m going to lay this out. We haven’t talked about this at all ahead of time. I’m curious what you think.

My belief is that, as people, we go through life with this expectation that next month, next year, all of the tomorrows will be largely as they are today, and while there will be change, we can generally anticipate what those changes are going to be and incorporate them into our vision of the future, because we are nothing more than a predictive species. We think, “What’s going to happen tomorrow? What’s going to happen next season?”

For example, every year, we can anticipate there’s going to be a new iPhone. It will be faster. The camera will be better. But it’s not going to fundamentally transform society. It’s not going to change our personal lives. We’re not going to put off next year’s vacation because, “Oh, I don’t know what the next iPhone is going to be like.” That would be absurd.

But then there are changes that do transform society. Sometimes those are slow enough that we don’t really notice that they’re happening. You and I were both around for the start of the internet. The internet did change everything, and yet it was a very slow roll-out. It didn’t feel like day after day-

**Craig:** That’s right.

**John:** … we had to anticipate things are going to be vastly different in our lives. Even when Amazon came or when Napster came, yeah, it was new stuff, but it didn’t fundamentally transform how we thought about the future.

But then there have been some moments that were really abrupt shocks, where things feel like, “Oh, I just don’t know what’s going to happen next.” 9/11 was one of those. We talked about the 2016 election. We did that special episode after that, because it was hard to envision how things were going to fit. The pandemic was another thing. It totally knocked us off track. We just didn’t know what life would be like after that, how would we get back to a normal space.

What I’m feeling right now, as we’re recording this at the end of November 2023, is a different but kind of related sensation. It’s that we’re not in one moment of particular crisis – this is not a pandemic, this is not a 9/11 – but I feel like personally, as an industry, I’m having a harder time envisioning the future than I normally would. Some of that is obviously just coming out of the strikes and knowing how stuff is going to start up again. Some of it is the upcoming election. A fair amount of it is AI stuff. But I feel like we’re in this moment of unprecedented uncertainty.

I’m out pitching a movie right now. In a best-case scenario, we might start shooting in 2025, may come out in 2026. I’m having a harder time envisioning 2025 and 2026 than I should be, what two or three years from now is going to look like. That’s just the vibes I’m feeling, this unspecified anxiety. I thought we’d talk through this on a couple different axes. I’m curious whether you’re feeling anything similar, Craig.

**Craig:** To an extent. I have a little bit more certainty in my career, because I basically am parked at a place, making a thing. Unless there’s a dramatic upheaval where nobody wants to watch any television at all, my future’s stuck in a place for a few years. However, it’s very easy for me to go, let’s just play the game. Let’s say you’re not making the show, and I’m not parked at a place. I would absolutely be feeling this uncertainly.

First of all, there’s been a lot of movement in terms of who runs places. Things have changed across the board in that regard. Also, I think you could just feel in the air that Netflix is experiencing things. I don’t know how you would describe their experience of things. There was an article that came out. I don’t know if you read this article about Carl Rinsch.

**John:** No.

**Craig:** It’s incredible. It’s Ringe or Rinsch. Carl Rinsch, he directed that movie 47 Ronin.

**John:** Now I know what you’re talking about. The recap of this, I believe, is that he directed a movie called 47 Ronin, a Keanu Reeves movie that was a bomb. Then Netflix said, “Sure, we’ll make this series with you.”

**Craig:** They won a bidding war with Amazon. He went out with this idea for a series, and they gave him, ultimately, $55 million, and they did not get a series. Apparently, at one point, he asked for an injection of cash to help him keep going. It was $11 million, which by the way, I didn’t know you could do that. Did you know you could call a studio and just say, “I need $11 million.” They gave it to him.

**John:** To him.

**Craig:** To his production company, and then he used it to bet on crypto.

**John:** And actually made money on bets on crypto.

**Craig:** Made money and then bought Rolls Royces and just went insane.

**John:** We should specify, we are not saying he went insane. Insane things happened, based on this. We read an article.

**Craig:** I’m following the article. I’m not a psychologist. When I say he went insane, I mean he definitely did things in an unorthodox fashion. Netflix, it seems like that’s the way they used to operate, so that was how it went. That is not at all how it goes now. All of these places seem to have finally realized that the Netflix business plan was not a very good plan. Everybody is contracting and trying to figure out what they’re going to do with streaming. No one really knows. All they know is that they have taught everyone to watch everything that way.

Because I work for HBO, I know that there are still linear viewers, people that get HBO on a satellite dish or through cable, and programs come on at an hour on a certain night. It’s a larger amount than you would think, but if you watch the graph, it’s going down as people die. There’s usually one year of paying for DIRECTV after someone dies before they realize they’ve got to cut it off.

I have no idea what’s going on. Disney bought Hulu. Disney bought Fox. Marvel, which used to be the most blue chip brand in Hollywood, seems to be a little tarnished right now in terms of performance.

**John:** [Crosstalk 10:51] what’s going to happen with their next set of movies.

**Craig:** Yeah. The latest one just did not do very well. Star Wars has been stumbling around for a while. Also, weirdly, Pixar. I’m not picking on Disney here. It’s just they happen to own everything. Pixar, which used to be the most reliable brand, feels like it’s swallowing its own tail at this point. People don’t really seem to care the way they used to. Then we have these black swan events, like Barbie, because Barbie, people were like, “Well, of course.” No.

**John:** That was not a given at all.

**Craig:** No. Every movie that’s made from a toy generally stinks. Barbie was Lego Movie-ish in its surprise-ness, and so was Oppenheimer, a movie that theoretically would only appeal to older men that watch the History Channel. Nobody knows anything has become even more powerful. I should say nobody KNOWS anything.

**John:** You gotta emphasize the right word.

**Craig:** Nobody KNOWS anything. I’m with you. I don’t feel comfortable predicting, by the way. If we do our, “Hey, let’s predict-”

**John:** No, no, no. I think that’s actually my point is that, in general, you could make some predictions and feel relatively good about, it’s going to fall within this range. I don’t have a good sense of what the range of acceptable predictions would be for the next couple of years.

We were talking about Marvel films underperforming. Someone brought up in a podcast recently that Marvels was an expensive movie, but Killers of the Flower Moon was just as expensive of a movie, and we don’t talk about that as being a disappointment, because it was made for Apple. We just have the entry of these huge companies who have no… It doesn’t actually really matter to them whether a movie makes money. That’s a huge difference from the last 20 years that you and I have been in the industry.

**Craig:** Normally, when people come into Hollywood, they are absolutely trying to make money. Apple, with Killers of the Flower Moon, definitely felt like they were making a prestige play and an Oscar play. A lot of it is about, these companies want to be taken seriously. They understand that, in a weird way, awards and things like that do confer a legitimacy. If Apple can win Best Picture, that’s a big deal. It means other filmmakers are going to want to go there and do that.

Killers of the Flower Moon was not intended to be a blockbuster, whereas every Marvel film is intended to be a blockbuster. In a year, there may be 20 more superhero movies that do great, but it does feel like the curve on superhero movies, that we are on the way down. We haven’t started to crest. We crested, it feels like to me. It finally happened: the glut of Westerns killed the Western. Hollywood just loves to overeat.

**John:** I feel like, Craig, on any of our prior 10 years of doing this show, we could’ve talked about the trends in genres and things like that, like, oh, superhero movies are rising or falling. What’s different about this one is that a year ago, there wasn’t AI. There wasn’t AI in the sense that there is now.

It was exactly a year ago that ChatGPT came out. We had Rian Johnson on the show. We did that experiment where we talked about, “Oh, let’s imagine what the next thing would be.” What I can say to you listeners now is that there are parts we cut out of that episode, because afterwards, we were like, “That was really uncomfortable,” thinking about how this would mirror or not mirror a future movie that Rian would want to make.

Since that time, I haven’t used ChatGPT for anything, but we did have Nima, who works for us, train a model on the Scriptnotes transcripts, to figure out how well could it mimic what we would say about screenwriting.

**Craig:** How’d it do?

**John:** It was a mixed bag. Drew, you’d say it was not that impressive.

**Drew:** It would start, and the first two sentences would be sort of right, and then it would just devolve.

**John:** That will get better.

**Craig:** Good, because then you can replace me, seamlessly.

**John:** Craigbot.

**Craig:** Yeah, Craigbot.

**John:** The thing we found is that it was fluent but generic. Ultimately, it wasn’t very specific to what our experience would be. It wasn’t useful for doing the book. We thought it would be a good research tool for the book, like, go through this and see what we talked about in terms of character conflict. It really wasn’t bad. It wasn’t better than this, which is why Drew and Chris have had to kill themselves over the last six months to pull these chapters together.

AI overall is probably the root of a lot of the uncertainty I’m feeling about the future. Every other podcast for the last week has talked about Sam Altman’s ouster at OpenAI, which was a big episode of Succession.

**Craig:** His un-ouster.

**John:** His un-ouster there, which was really interesting. The conflict behind the scenes there really seemed to be about these two different movements, of the effect of altruism trying to slow down or stop progress on AI stuff, and the effect of accelerationism, which is basically, “No, no, let’s take off all the brakes and go wild.” It feels like it’s a philosophical question, wrestling about Terminator and to what degree we’re going to do that. That always felt like a science fiction premise. Now that it doesn’t feel like a science fiction premise is partly why I’m feeling really unclear about what the next couple years look like.

**Craig:** Asimov famously came up with his three laws of robotics. Even though our federal government is staffed primarily by dotards and morons and do-nothings, at some point the government is going to need to regulate this. It’s just inevitable, or we face our doom. It’s inevitable, of course. If it’s unchecked, it’s inevitable.

I wonder if the progress of AI is going to be hindered a little bit or go a little more slowly than we think, because… This is something you were saying about training the AI to do the transcripts. I wonder if quality – that is that feeling that this is human and intelligent – comes down to the last .1% of similarity, that there is just that one little, tiny, tiny thing that is really hard to get to. Obviously, if it’s unchecked, it’s unchecked, and it will get there. That’s inevitable.

**John:** We’re also in this moment right now where SAG is deciding whether to ratify their contract. That’s a bit here. We should say, for folks who haven’t been paying attention, the source of contention within SAG-AFTRA at this moment is really over the AI provisions and whether those are enough protections for performers.

**Craig:** I’m going to just make some statements here that I believe are true, based on my understanding of how labor law works. What isn’t really happening in the discussion over ratification is, “What happens if you say no?” because it’s a disaster if you say no. Basically, the way it works is the negotiators come back, and they say, “This is the deal we recommend.” Then the board says, “We agree. We are recommending that the membership vote yes, and we are also ending the strike.” All of that happened. As a SAG member, I would urge people to make their voices heard and to prepare for the next negotiation. I think that the vote will ratify.

**John:** I think it will ratify as well. I do think the discussion around this has been good and interesting, just because brand new terms were invented in this contract that make us really think about how we’re going to be dealing with non-human representations on screen. The two basic things – we talked through this stuff before on the sidecast – a digital replica is a representation of an actual performer who is there, and a synthetic performer is a made-up thing, a human-like character that has no basis in an actual person.

**Craig:** That’s right. On our show, for instance, I know that for certain large crowd scenes, we do use digital replicas to fill things in.

**John:** Probably digital replicas where you’re scanning an actual person.

**Craig:** We’re scanning an actual person.

**John:** An actual person.

**Craig:** In fact, creating a digital replica that is not based on the scan of an actual person is incredibly hard to do. It’s expensive and time-consuming. You want to scan actual actors. That makes your life so much easier, because once they’re scanned, you then have something that you can…

The other thing we do a lot of times is just shoot real people on green screen doing actions, running, jumping, turning, and then we can comp then in digitally and adjust, paint in something on their head or something like that.

Generally speaking, we’ve already been doing this. The horrible outcome that you want to avoid is, there was a movie where some kids were in a bleachers in a gym, and clearly Disney had just AI’ed in four people that were just nightmare, the kind of people you see in previs. It was horrifying. Yes, in schlock, I suppose that might be a problem, but generally speaking, for credible productions, we’re scanning real people.

**John:** Craig, forgive my ignorance, because you are shooting your show in Canada, and so obviously, your Americans actors are under a SAG contract, but for your background performers, is that a Canadian contract?

**Craig:** Yes. There’s a Canadian Actors Union. Most of the actors that we employ are Canadian. The Americans or the Brits we bring in for obviously certain… The thing is, it’s not like we’re like, “Oh, only Americans can get the good parts.” An example is Lamar Johnson, who played Henry in our show, is from Toronto. He’s Emmy-nominated for his performance. We’ll look in Canada. We’ll look in America. Most people on the show ultimately by number are Canadian, under Canadian acting contracts. We also have directors in the DGA. I’m a DGA director, so I direct under a DGA contract. Other directors that we had who were from overseas would direct under a Canadian Directors Guild contract.

**John:** A new aspect of the AI stuff, I want to talk about coverage. We have friends who write coverage. I started off writing coverage for, first, this little [indiscernible 21:01] Pictures. Then I was a paid reader for TriStar Pictures. Every day I would go into TriStar, pick up two scripts. I’d be paid $60 a script to write coverage on those.

**Craig:** Pretty sweet.

**John:** Pretty sweet job.

**Craig:** Not bad.

**John:** I’d drop those off the next day.

**Craig:** Not bad.

**John:** Coverage, of course, consists of a synopsis of the material, so generally a one-page typed-up synopsis, and then an analysis, half a page, three quarters of a page, talking through whether you recommended this, basically, what’s working in the script, what’s not working in the script. It’s a way for the executive who didn’t read the script, or read the script a week ago and doesn’t remember it, can have something to say about this thing. Also, it becomes something that is filed away, to say, “We did read this script. This is a person we’re [indiscernible 00:21:41] as a writer.”

Since ChatGPT came out, I thought, okay, that’s going to be a vulnerable job, because the kinds of writing you’re doing, and the synopsizing is something that ChatGPT seems really good at. You can just feed into it a script right now, and ChatGPT would write a reasonably good synopsis.

**Craig:** I agree.

**John:** Last week, a listener wrote in saying that he had experience with this AI coverage thing. He was a screenwriter but got approached to beta test this screenwriting coverage tool. He said, “I thought it would suck, but I agreed to beta test it. I’m writing to you because it didn’t suck. I have the coverage it generated on one of my old specs that I can share with you if you want. It was generated in five minutes. While it had some generic beats, it felt like a huge step in how Hollywood might use AI, and it’s coming much sooner than expected.”
Craig, that is the pages you have in front of you right now. It has a log line. It shows genre, keywords, time period, occasion, setting, and then the script score, which I feel very nervous about, about character development, plot construction, dialog, originality, social engagement, theme, and message – those would be a grid that you would normally see on a top sheet of coverage – a synopsis, a short one, a long one, then it goes into premise and notes, some things about things you should be thinking about in terms of the characters and their archetypes. It has suggestions for main character casting, with name actors for these different roles, and comp movies to be thinking about in comparison. The writer who wrote in said this was all accurate. He felt like there was some generic stuff in here, but this clearly was really talking about the script that it had read.

**Craig:** I think that this is probably a good example of how stuff that’s not in that .1% is manageable. Most scripts are not great. Most scripts that get covered, probably 99.9% of them don’t get bought or produced. A lot of what coverage is is people presuming that a script is going to be bad, because it’s a safe bet, having somebody write something down, so that when they talk to the person who wrote it, they can sound like they knew that they read it, even though they didn’t, and look at some key things, or just simply not have to worry about passing it along or processing it. The question I have about this is, what does it do with Jerry Maguire.

**John:** I would say that experience as a reader at TriStar… I have my little database of all the coverage I wrote. I wrote like 100 pieces of coverage for them. I recommended two things, and I got called to the mat for both of those two things that I recommended. My job was to say no. My job was to say, “This is a pass because of X, Y, and Z.” Most of them were very easy passes, like, this was not a movie we were going to make. There was nothing so exciting about this writing that you say, “Okay, you should at least read this writer.” That is also my concern is that this is probably really good at saying no to stuff, and it’s going to miss things that would otherwise be exceptional.

**Craig:** I wonder also – because everything of course is machined, there is some sort of algorithm going on here – is it designed to basically always deliver you a balance? “Here’s what I like. Here’s what I didn’t like. Here are some numbers.” But you can’t get that passion thing. You can’t get the thing of like, “No, no, no. It’s completely messed up. There are 12 things that are really, really wrong with this. But the stuff that’s right is so blindingly, gorgeously right.” Does ChatGPT understand yet the difference between this needs work that will be really hard to do, or this needs some simple work to be incredible? That’s where I think it’s going to need some time. Pump the brakes, Sam. Apparently, all those people walked off the job because they, like Sam, were like, “Don’t pump the brakes.”

**John:** They also believed that they would follow Sam to another company, to do the work that they’re doing. In the case of OpenAI, it was that they believe that they were doing good things and that they were doing it in a safe manner.

**Craig:** That sounds culty to me.

**John:** People like us too. It’s always a cult with other people.

**Craig:** No, no, we have a cult.

**John:** We have a cult.

**Craig:** We’re cult leaders, for sure. We’re just very kind, benevolent cult leaders.

**John:** That’s right.

**Craig:** We demand nothing from our-

**John:** Maybe $5 a month.

**Craig:** We don’t even demand it. We gently suggest it.

**John:** If you want the Bonus Segment at the end of the episode.

**Craig:** Many of our cult followers say no.

**John:** Yeah, of course. Great. We should say that this coverage program is not ChatGPT, apparently. It’s based on a different thing. If this guy could do it, other people could do it. This is obviously coming. It’s here. Difficult to predict, but let’s talk about some of the repercussions of this existing. My job, which I was paid $60 a script for, would be on the line, because mostly what they’re paying me for is that synopsis and that critique. There’s no reason to do that. You should feed this thing in. What this is kicking out is as good as the stuff I was doing.

**Craig:** I think that if your job is to figure out how to mulch through a ton of scripts that you suspect are going to be bad, because you’re dealing with just general submissions, then yes, you’re going to want a machine to do it. You’re going to miss stuff, but then again, you knew you were missing stuff anyway, because you were paying people $60 an hour, most of whom were not John August.

**John:** It was $60 a script, not an hour.

**Craig:** Sorry, $60 a script, even better for the people paying. Most readers aren’t you. Hollywood is full of stories of people paying $60 to get coverage that says, “This stinks,” and it turned out to be Pulp Fiction. Those people will just continue their imperfect process without paying the $60 a script, but by paying, I don’t know, some licensing fee to whatever.

Where I think we are still going to need people are like people like our friend Kevin, who don’t just do coverage; they do story analysis. They are really there to essentially give the studio executives the notes that they give the writers. That is thoughtful. That is dramaturgical. That is also about understanding the breadth of cinema, reacting in real time to the audience and what their tastes are and how they feel. All of those things, that’s science. That’s much more connected to what we do, which is creating things.

I think it’s going to be a little time before this thing actually can spit out a reliable predicting number, because the other thing that’s going to happen, of course, is ChatGPT or its cousins will all agree that a script is a 3 out of 10, somebody nuts will make it, and it will be a blockbuster.

**John:** Everything Everywhere All At Once was a script that I feel like probably would not thrive in this environment. I love those guys to death, but it was a challenging script to read. That’s going to be an aspect of all of these situations.

I want to think about, if you are a producer, a director, anyone who’s getting sent stuff, if you are a showrunner who’s being sent stuff, it’s going to be hard not to say, first, pass this through here, and let that be the first filtering process. If that is going to be the first filtering process, every writer with a spec script is going to go to these things and say, “What is this system going to say about my thing?” That’s the different thing, because it would be one thing to go to a person who reads for a studio, does coverage, and say, “Hey, would you read this for me and tell me whether this would make it through?” Here, you’re going to pay your 5 bucks or whatever, submit it, and get this report back.

**Craig:** That’s a great point, that basically, if Hollywood switched over to this, it would be like they just pay $60 a script to one person to cover everything. If people can figure out who that guy is or who that girl is, then they’re just going to game it, because they know that person has a certain kind of taste.

**John:** You could just iterate, iterate, iterate, just get the script up to the point where it gets the highest score possible off of this. Is that good for you, or for cinema? I don’t think so.

**Craig:** The thing is, it’s inevitable that some script is going to get a 10 across the board, and people are going to make it, but while people are making it, the other humans are like, “This stinks. This is the emperor and his new clothes. This is not a 10 out of 10.” It’s just something the computer liked.

**John:** It’s also important to remember that all programs are based on large language models or things that are churning images too. Often, they’re based on some sort of seed. There’s a random number that is being created. That becomes the underlying pattern for how it’s going to be doing some stuff. If you were to feed the same script through three times, you might get three different answers, just like you might get three different answers from readers. I think we’re going to be chasing this dangerous thing.

**Craig:** Look. Coverage has always been imperfect. If they have mechanized an imperfect thing to make it a faster and cheaper imperfect thing, then yes, I agree, people that make their living from coverage should be concerned.

**Drew:** Can I add one more thing to that?

**Craig:** Yes, please.

**Drew:** I also feel like a lot of young execs are trained on writing coverage, and that’s how a lot of their tastes are developed. That feeling of, “Oh, I love this script,” is helpful, and even if you hate it, you have to articulate yourself. I feel like that’s going to hurt writers too, because you’re going to have execs who are not able to articulate why.

**Craig:** So execs are going to get worse.

**John:** That’s what we need. The only optimistic case I’ll make for this is that some of writing coverage, yes, it is a learning process, but it’s also absolute drudgery. To get rid of the drudgery… Writing synopses was always the worst part of coverage. It’s like, “How do I try to synopsize down this script and make it make sense in these paragraphs?” It’s not a useful skill, and so I’m really delighted to send that off to a system to do that. It’s the analysis and how to talk about what’s not working, what is working, and how to talk to the writer or talk to everybody else about that-

**Craig:** That’s a great point.

**John:** … is a crucial skill.

**Craig:** The robots are ruining everything.

**John:** A friend of mine works and does coding for a very specific kind of machine that uses a language that is esoteric to its one thing. He said that for what he’s doing, ChatGPT is not useful. It can’t write that language, because there’s just not enough examples online of how that language works.

**Craig:** Interesting.

**John:** He also has to do JavaScript as bridges on stuff. He’s not that good at JavaScript, so he uses ChatGPT every day to write all the JavaScript for all the stuff he’s-

**Craig:** Whoa.

**John:** … doing for this, and it’s crucial.

**Craig:** ChatGPT will code for you?

**John:** ChatGPT is really good at coding.

**Craig:** Really?

**John:** It’s very good at coding.

**Craig:** I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. This code is good at itself.

**John:** You can use it to write an iOS app that does this kind of thing.

**Craig:** Wow.

**John:** It can iterate through it and does a really good job.

**Craig:** Wow. That’s cool.

**John:** Most coders these days are not on Macs, basically, because Mac, it’s not so set up for it. But there’s a thing called Copilot for Microsoft, which is writing code with you the whole time. It’s becoming a crucial part of coding stuff. My friend was talking about this esoteric language he’s using. He says it’s just a matter of time before it can do it, and that he feels he has maybe three to five years left in the industry, and then anybody could do his job. His special training’s not going to be useful.

**Craig:** That is a very good thing for him to say. I think a lot of people just deny and do not want to imagine a world where their skill has been reduced to useless, because it’s terrifying, and it’s challenging to your core identity. It’s actually quite brave of him to say that. It’s really smart, because I assume he’s looking to do something else while he’s got his three to five years left. I assume he’s retirement age or-

**John:** Oh, no. He’s 30.

**Craig:** Then he I assume is thinking about, “What else can I do?” because that’s a real thing.

**John:** These machines he writes code for are still going to exist. Somebody’s going to have to essentially tell the ChatGPT what code needs to be written, but there’s fewer and fewer jobs for doing that.

**Craig:** The skill required for that is reduced.

**John:** You could outsource it. You could do whatever.

**Craig:** It used to be one of the safest jobs in the world was guy who understands the one thing to engineer this thing that everyone has. That’s the safest job in the world. I think it’s important for people to keep their eyes open on this stuff. Again, it’s an interesting debate.

We can’t necessarily just go, “You know what? A lot of people make their living driving horse buggies, so we can’t have these cars.” We can. We will. It’s happening. Horse buggy guys need to find a different gig.

**John:** Many fewer horses in America than there used to be.

**Craig:** Correct. We try and figure out things. The government does come in and prop businesses up. Based on the way our system works, there’s really no reason for us to be mining coal anymore, other than the fact that there are two senators from West Virginia. We will, however, progress. It’s just inevitable. Very smart of him and very brave.

**John:** Last thing, I wanted to give you this demo, where I was going to play two clips for you, one which I have recorded my voice reading a thing, and one which I trained a model to read it for you.

**Craig:** Fantastic.

**John:** Unfortunately, I couldn’t do it, because actually, it was too complicated to do. It was this whole Google collab. I looked at the video. I was trying to do the thing. I couldn’t translate it out of Japanese. This is a situation where literally weeks from now, it’ll be simpler to do. I just didn’t want to take my voice sample and give it to some sort of outside service. I was doing it all on my own machine.

**Craig:** I see, I see. I’m excited for that.

**John:** It’s incredibly straightforward to do. If I was willing to pay 20 bucks, it would’ve been really easy to do.

**Craig:** I would’ve given you the 20 bucks.

**John:** I just didn’t want my voice out there already training a model.

**Craig:** Oh, I see. I see.

**John:** I was trying to do it myself. I was thinking about our podcast is us talking through this stuff. I feel like for many of our listeners, we are our voices. It’s so easy to synthesize these now.

**Craig:** At some point, we do enter this area where verifiability will actually become its own resource. Diamonds look like cubic zirconias, and vice versa. Zirconiums? Zirconias? Zirconias. I think it’s zirconias. Cubic zirconias. I can’t tell the goddamn… Nobody can tell the difference just staring at it, except for diamond experts. Then they get their little loop out, and they stare at it, and they’re like, “Oh yeah, this is fake, and this is real.” If you can’t tell the difference just walking around, who cares? Gold-plated versus solid gold, who can tell the difference, if you don’t pick it up? But it matters to us. It matters. This is an original Chagall. This is a Chagall print. Can you tell the difference? No. Does it matter? Enormously.

It’s funny how the NFT thing was all about verifiability without any product. All they were selling was an empty verifiability. Verifiability of actual things will become important to people, and that will become a job. You should tell your friend. The discernment between the fake and the real. People care. It matters to them that it’s real. It really, really matters.

**John:** Two points of verifiability that I want to bring up. First off, during the pandemic, you and I noticed that we always used to have to sign contracts, and suddenly, no, no, you can just DocuSign it.

**Craig:** I love that.

**John:** You’re just clicking, and it’s filling in a little thing.

**Craig:** Click, click, click, click, click.

**John:** Somehow, we decided that was okay, and it stayed. Bless it. Love it.

**Craig:** Thank god.

**John:** Also, when I need to do a wire transfer, I need to move stuff from one account to another account, they call me, and I have to go through a voice verification of this thing, “I approve this transfer,” and stuff like that. It’s ridiculous, because I can record this now once and just play it, and it’ll be there.

**Craig:** Anybody can record it or synthesize your voice and play it back. We just sold our house in La Cañada. When you do the first big document, where you say I’m selling my house and for this price, there are like 8,000 signatures. I remember having to do it by hand, like, are you kidding? There’s just a pile. Now it’s just like tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

**John:** Oh, good. I haven’t bought a house in 20 years.

**Craig:** Oh my god, just tap, tap, tap, yes, yes, yes. I’m signing it before the page loads, just because it doesn’t matter anyway.

**John:** There was a whole person whose job that was to show up and walk you through all those forms. That person doesn’t have that job anymore.

**Craig:** That person doesn’t have that job anymore.

**John:** It was a terrible job.

**Craig:** It was a bad job. 80 pages of just California state boilerplate disclosure, blah, blah, blah, what happens if grass exists, asbestos. You’re just like, “I’m not reading any of this,” just sign, sign, sign. So yeah, sign, sign, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, it’s wonderful.

**John:** I will say a point for verifiability is our own Stuart Friedel is now a notary public. Stuart Friedel notarized some forms for us recently. It was an absolute delightful process. If you need a notary in Los Angeles, Stuart Friedel’s your man.

**Craig:** Stuart Friedel is your man. I will say that Stuart does have that notary thing going on, which is just this inherent trustability. You’re like, “Yeah, you’re a good egg. I trust you. That’s why the County has authorized you with your stamp.” I love notary stuff. It’s actually fun.

**John:** With you and your family, have you developed any passwords for things, so if someone calls asking for-

**Craig:** Oh, hostage?

**John:** Hostage situation. Have you developed that with your family?

**Craig:** No, because my answer is no.

**John:** “I’m not paying anything.”

**Craig:** Yeah, exactly.

**John:** You are Mel Gibson in Kidnapped.

**Craig:** Basically. “What’s that? You’ve got them all? Good.” No, we don’t have that. It never occurred to me that… If my family calls asking for money, I’m going to be like, “What? What do you mean?” I think after a few questions, I’ll be able to-

**John:** Suss it out.

**Craig:** … sense that something’s up. We do have 1Password, which is very helpful, I will say, in terms of…

**John:** 1Password, the system for making sure you have different passwords for all your different things, but there’s one central repository?

**Craig:** Yeah. 1Password, the app has a family plan, and so you can create vaults. We have a shared vault. What’s really helpful is like, “Dad, I ran out of medicine at college.” I’m like, “Okay. Probably getting emails, but fine. I can access your stuff, because I have your password, so I can log into your thing,” and that’s helpful.

**John:** That’s helpful. Most of this anxiety conversation has been about… We talked about industry stuff. We talked about AI stuff. Briefly, I think the prospect of going through another election cycle is absolutely dreadful to me.

**Craig:** Horrifying.

**John:** Horrifying. The fact that we know going into this that we’re going to see so much more misinformation that looks really good and is incredibly personalized, which is frustrating, and the possibility of an authoritarian state at the end of this election cycle. One of the reasons it’s harder for me to envision 2025, 2026 is the world looks very different based on the outcome of that election.

**Craig:** Yes. We will all be dreading it. Everyone will be dreading it. I choose to not think about it. This is one of those areas where I’ve really been making an effort lately to acknowledge that thinking about terrible things that are going on in and of itself is not productive. Donating money, donating time, talking to other human beings and wishing them well and telling them I’m concerned about them and just letting them know that I’m caring, that matters. Sitting and fretting-

**John:** Ruminating does nothing.

**Craig:** Nothing. And yet, that’s what the system of news delivery is designed to do. It’s actually no longer designed to inform. It is designed to get you to keep clicking on a thing, like a rat trying to get cocaine. I refuse to do it. I’m a voter in California. We are going to vote for Joe Biden. That’s happening. My vote in California is useless. I’m voting, of course, for president, but I don’t have to ruminate in that regard, nor do I have to worry about trying to get my neighbors to vote a certain way or any of that stuff. Also, we don’t have to worry about watching ads. We get away with murder here. If you live in Ohio, I think that’s all you get are president ads. I’m trying to not ruminate. There’s my New Year’s resolution.

**John:** Less rumination?

**Craig:** Less rumination.

**John:** Then I think, lastly, on labor, we’re all going into this next year anticipating IATSE’s contract is going to be a difficult one to fight, and there could likely be a strike, and so any production we’re thinking about going into could bump up against a potential strike.

**Craig:** When is that?

**John:** The summer.

**Craig:** The summer. That’ll be exciting for us. I remember in our first season, there was a vote. It was interesting. IATSE, they’re not quite like the way we do things. They had a contract with HBO that was different than the contract they had with everybody else. Technically, our crew would not have gone on strike. However, they probably wouldn’t have shown up. We didn’t quite know what was going to happen. I guess we’ll be there again. I really hope that the powers that be learn from what just happened, really, really learn from it.

**John:** I think they have to have a different strategy going into this, which is basically, “How do we avoid a strike? How do we make a deal with these unions that hears them, listens to them, understands what the concerns are, and addresses those concerns in a way? Basically, how do you present the negotiating committee with a deal that is so good that they don’t want to say no?”

**Craig:** If they were to optimize, the way to optimize would be, I don’t even think, in this case, “How do we get to 11:59 p.m.?” It’s, “How do we get one week?” for a strike vote, or, “How do we get them to not call for an authorization vote? What do we need to do?” If they go in there thinking, “We’ve got to beat them and teach them that they can’t do what these other unions do,” they will do what the other unions did-

**John:** 100%.

**Craig:** … which is, A, strike, and B, win. Carol.

**John:** Or whoever is going to be in charge of that.

**Craig:** Exactly. Jeez. Sheesh.

**John:** Sheesh. Let’s get to some of our questions here, because I did promise those at the start.

**Craig:** Great.

**John:** I thought we would start with Anonymous.

**Drew:** Anonymous writes, “I’m writing a pilot, and recently saw an anecdote in a Reddit thread that was so good I want to use the basic idea as my opening scene. I just want to use a situation the person described. The rest of the pilot has very little to do with it, but it’s an amazing entry point for the character arc. However, I do not want this person to feel like I stole from their life story. What is your take on this? Should I, A, reach out to the person, B, avoid the whole thing, or C, just use it and change it up a bit?”

**John:** I’m voting C.

**Craig:** C, use it and change it up a bit. We’re writers, for god’s sake. Look. You’re not stealing anything. What are we at, 600-and-what episode?

**John:** 620.

**Craig:** 620, so this will be the 612th time that we have said that ideas are not intellectual property. Unique expression in fixed form is. You do not want to take that person’s actual literary material, their sentence structure and their vocabulary and all the rest of it. You don’t want to plagiarize. But if somebody tells a story about something that happened to them, you can absolutely use the premise of that story for something. Of course you can.

If you’re feeling guilty about it, then don’t. But if you aren’t, do. The one thing you shouldn’t do is go ask for permission, because you’re just opening up a can of worms for yourself that’s just awful. When people put things online, whether they realize it or not, they are publishing things that are now publicly available. You can’t plagiarize, but you can take an idea. That’s not property.

**John:** The other thing I would say is that the times you ask for permission is when it’s somebody who might be using that in their own material, both because you don’t want to be a dick, but also because they would be doing the same kind of thing with it. There was an anecdote that a friend told me about a hotel room. He was also a writer. “The story you told me was fantastic. Are you using that for anything? Because if not, I want to incorporate that.” It became a part of a moment in a sequence in Go! I asked him first, because I wanted to make sure he wasn’t doing anything with it, because I wanted it to be free and clear and open.

**Craig:** Professional courtesy. Courtesy among writers, of course. Listen. All those things that people put on Reddit, Am I The Asshole, and all the stuff that goes on, what is it, the Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards and all that, it’s out there. It’s out there. People need to learn the difference between inspiration and plagiarism.

**John:** One from Steve?

**Drew:** Steve writes, “I have a question about composite characters in real life adaptations. I wrote a script based on true events where the main characters are represented in court by a lawyer. The lawyer is a minor character based on a real person who wasn’t a great guy and may have sabotaged the case. My version has made the shady lawyer a nicer guy who does the right thing, as I replace the subsequent lawyers with this one guy. Should I change the real lawyer’s name? He’s become a composite character. Does he need a composite name? I made him a better man in my script than he was in life, so I’m not worried about being sued for defamation. I am, however, concerned that keeping his name may lend merit to his problematic legacy, resulting in unwarranted good will.”

**Craig:** That’s an easy one for me. Change the name.

**John:** I say change the name.

**Craig:** Why wouldn’t you? Unless the name has some sort of amazing value, change it, of course.

**John:** Steve says, “Where the main characters are represented in court by a lawyer.” The lawyer is not the central character. The lawyer is not Erin Brockovich, and so change that.

**Craig:** Exactly. Change it. Inherit the Wind changed the names of the lawyers. Why wouldn’t you? It doesn’t matter. It’s a composite character anyway. Change it.

**John:** Change it. Let’s wrap it up with an easy one about D&D.

**Drew:** Sam writes, “During the strike, I was able to finally put together a D&D group over the last six months. Seeing them every week has been the best thing that has happened for my mental health and creativity. However, we are all television and film people. As shows start crewing, people will have to travel for work. I worry that the precious little thing will fall apart if we don’t see each other every week. John and Craig have talked about being part of a long-running D&D campaign and group, and I’m wondering how it works when some people are away.”

**John:** Two points of answer here. First is technology, and second off is group dynamics and what are rules are going to be for when people are gone.

**Craig:** You want, ideally, a group that is sizable enough that you don’t need everyone there, or even everybody minus one there, to have the evening. Most D&D adventures are, by default, designed for a party of four characters. If you have four people there, you should be able to play. Now, a good DM understands also how to adjust the encounters if it’s four people or eight people. That in and of itself is a D&D class that I would love to teach one day. That’s primary. Then secondary is Zoom. Using Roll20 has been great for us.

**John:** We should talk, for people who don’t remember, Roll20 is the system which we are all on our own computers, looking at a top-down view map. We see our characters. We can take our actions and click through things. We’re still playing D&D, but the representation, rather than being little lead figures, is on screen.

**Craig:** We should probably never use lead figures.

**John:** I guess we called them lead figures. They were never actually lead.

**Craig:** I think at some point they were lead, and then a lot of-

**John:** Little painted figurines.

**Craig:** Little painted lead figurines. It’s remarkable how technology just blended together in this moment when suddenly we couldn’t be together.

**John:** We started in the pandemic.

**Craig:** We had been playing prior to the pandemic. The pandemic, like the question-writer here, did suddenly create a circumstance where we played way more often. We were playing once a month before, because it was so hard to get everybody to agree to it. Now it’s just like, if I don’t want to leave my house, or if I’m in a hotel, but I have three hours, yeah, I’m logging in, and I’m playing D&D. You have a hybrid situation. We are basically just one session left of our massive Dungeon of the Mad Mage campaign.

**John:** Which has been four years, five years?

**Craig:** It’s just been endless and wonderful in its own way. Lot of memories. Then what comes next will be really interesting to see. I’m in Canada, so it’s going to have to be remote for a while, where we all just log in, or we do a hybrid. Sometimes everyone sits around a table, and then there’s a laptop down there with a talking head.

**John:** I was out with COVID once, and so I Zoomed in for that because I had COVID.

**Craig:** Zoomed in, exactly.

**John:** I would say you have to have enough people for that to work. If it’s a group of really just four people, you can probably find times for all four of those people to be together. We would submit to those online calendar services where you would say what dates are you available, and everyone clicks the same link, and they can figure out what times you can actually all get together, either in person or online. It’s worth trying to find ways to stay together and to keep the momentum going. Cool.

**Drew:** Great.

**John:** It is time for our One Cool Things. My One Cool Thing is a show I saw this past week, Just For Us, by Alex Edelman. I saw it down at the Taper. I think it’s closing the Taper now. I think the time has run out for it. I know it’s coming to Boston, Berkeley, Detroit, Chicago. If it’s in one of those cities, you should see it.

The show is a one-man show. He’s a writer-performer, sort of like Mike Birbiglia, who’s been on the show a couple times. Alex was also a staff writer on TV shows before this. The premise of this, and I won’t spoil too much of it, is that he decides to attend this meeting of white supremacists at an apartment in New York City. That’s the central event, and then he’s jumping off to all these different stories and anecdotes about how it all fits together in his Jewish identity.

What I loved about it structurally… And it’s so interesting to study how you delineate and perform a bunch of different characters in a one-man show, and the choices you make about how you’re going to do that. With him, it was a lot of location-based stuff. It’s like, that stool represents this person; this stool represents this person. So he doesn’t have to do all the voices, but now he’s in this person’s role and that person’s role. And also, how you establish the present tense of the main story and then go off to all the little anecdotes and detours and still bring you back in that. I’m sure that was a situation where there was a written plan, and then in performing it, you realize how far you can pull that string before you have to come back to the main storyline. If you get a chance to see it, Just For Us, by Alex Edelman. I really enjoyed it.

**Craig:** Where is that running again?

**John:** It was at the Taper.

**Craig:** Taper.

**John:** Now, I think it’s last few days, so by the time this comes out, it may have closed down, unless they added some more dates. But new cities it’s coming to, and I’m sure it’ll be filmed at some point.

**Craig:** It’ll be on Netflix. Amazing. My One Cool Thing was a device that I used yesterday for our Thanksgiving feast. My friend Josh Epstein brought it. He’s a theatrical lighting designer, very technically oriented guy, but also, like me, the chef in the family. Our two families do Thanksgiving together. Our wives, lovely as they are, are not allowed to cook. We do all of it. The two of us love surfing the cooking trends for Thanksgiving. We were on the spatchcock train pretty early, which again, I just have to say, if you’re not spatchcocking your turkey, you’re just doing it wrong. It took an hour and 15 minutes.

**John:** It’s crazy how fast it is to cook a turkey that way.

**Craig:** It’s just wonderful.

**John:** Cutting out that backbone makes a lot of difference.

**Craig:** Poultry shears, bone, done.

**John:** It is brutal cutting it out, but once, you’re done.

**Craig:** If you have poultry shears, takes three minutes. That’s the key. If you’re using regular kitchen shears, impossible. Poultry shears, easy. It’s incredible what the right tools will do. One thing that he brought this year, because what we did was… We love heritage turkeys. We each got two heritage turkeys that were smallish medium, because one big, huge turkey’s kind of annoying, because people want some more white meat, and they’re like, “Oh, look, we have all these massive turkey legs that nobody really wants.” We put them in. They were both spatchcock, brine, put them in.

He brought this thing that was so cool. I think, John, you in particular would love this. It’s called the Weber Connect Smart Grilling Hub. It’s a little black box receiver. You can put some temperature information on it. But of course, like everything else now on the internet of things, you have an app for it. What I loved about this thing was it had inputs for four different probes. We were able to have two probes for both turkeys’ white meat and two probes for both turkeys’ dark meat. The probes come out of the oven and go into this thing. It tracks on a graph as it’s cooking.

**John:** That’s great.

**Craig:** The one that I had was maybe three pounds heavier than the one he had. It was just a little bit longer to cook. It was consistently, as they both rose up, the delta between the two lines was perfect. We were so happy with it. There was no confusion, like, “Oh, is it done? Is it not done?” No. It’s done.

**John:** You’re constantly opening the oven to check whether something is done enough, but then you’re losing the heat of the oven.

**Craig:** You’re losing heat. This one was like, you just knew. You’re like, “And done.” Take it out. Boom.

**John:** Love it.

**Craig:** It was flawless. Love that. Great technology. You don’t cook, do you? You have that “I don’t cook” face.

**Drew:** Oh, no, I feel like I-

**Craig:** Oh, really?

**Drew:** I try most of the time. I’m not amazing. I didn’t grow up in a house that cooked.

**Craig:** What did you do about Thanksgiving?

**Drew:** I went to John’s.

**Craig:** Of course you did.

**Drew:** I let John cook for me.

**Craig:** Of course. Did you make the turkey, John?

**John:** There was no turkey in our Thanksgiving.

**Craig:** Are you a vegetarian?

**John:** No. We had duck.

**Craig:** Oh, duck.

**John:** Yeah, we had duck confit.

**Craig:** I love duck confit.

**John:** I think I may have pitched this on an earlier show. We just decided turkey, even with all the technology, even with all the brining and everything else, it’s good, but it’s never fantastic. Duck confit is fantastic.

**Craig:** Duck confit is one of my favorite foods in the world.

**John:** Absolutely. We get it. It comes canned from France. You pull it out of the can, you heat it up, and it’s done.

**Craig:** And it’s done.

**John:** It’s delicious.

**Craig:** I want to try and make some homemade duck confit.

**John:** Great. Go for it.

**Craig:** I’m going to make it.

**John:** You should do that, and then you should try the canned duck confit and tell me whether it was worth it.

**Craig:** The canned duck confit will be better. But I just love trying.

**John:** Great.

**Craig:** Because they do stuff that you just don’t know to do, because they’re French. Duck confit is exactly the kind of thing that you can package and redo. That’s no question. But I’m going to try it.

**John:** My big Thanksgiving adventure was I did Claire Saffitz’s sweet potato rosemary rolls. They’re like a Parker House roll that had sweet potatoes and rosemary. It turned out great.

**Craig:** Sounds delicious. Happy Thanksgiving to everybody.

**John:** Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

**Craig:** This is our, what, 19th Thanksgiving with you at home?

**John:** It’s a lot. That is our show for this week. Scriptnotes is produced by Drew Marquardt. Thank you, Drew. Edited by Matthew Chilelli.

**Craig:** Indeed.

**John:** Outro this week is by Alex Winder. If you have an outro, you can send us a link to ask@johnaugust.com. That’s also a place where you can send questions like the ones we answered today. You can find the show notes for this episode and all episodes at johnaugust.com. That’s also where you’ll find the transcripts and sign up for our weekly newsletter called Inneresting, which has lots of links to things about writing.

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**Craig:** Thank you.

**Drew:** Thanks.

[Bonus Segment]

**John:** Craig, so the book is in good shape. All the chapters are there on the grid. I need to go through and do some cleanup on a lot of stuff. A lot of my December will be work there. One thing we do not have mapped out at all is an introduction to the book. I thought you and I could have a discussion that could become the basis for this introductory chapter.

To start by, the question is, why write a Scriptnotes book at all? What is the purpose of a Scriptnotes book? What do you hope this can do for the aspiring writer, or for anyone interested in film?

**Craig:** After all this time, we have accrued so many hours that our normal advice, which is, “Oh, do you want to learn about screenwriting? Just listen to the free podcast we do,” doesn’t really apply anymore. It’s not possible. It would take too long. Also, there’s repetition.

**John:** People do it, but still, it’s a-

**Craig:** It’s not what I would call an efficient process at this point.

**John:** You can’t refer back to a podcast. You can’t go back to this moment.

**Craig:** That’s right. It would be excruciating. Putting together our best hits in a book, it feels like we’ve kind of boiled down the essence. It is, I think, a wonderful reference. People will ask me, “Hey, can you give me some tips? Can I have coffee with you and pick your brain?” I say, “No, because I’ve done a podcast for free for a decade.” But I realize it’s not super helpful. Now, I can just say, “Here’s a book. Actually, buy a book.”

**John:** Buy the book. Please buy it.

**Craig:** Buy the book.

**John:** Don’t pirate online. Let’s talk about books, and how we feel about books about screenwriting, because I feel like I have a mixed history with books about screenwriting. I read Syd Field as I first started here. It was my first introduction to what the form is like. I never read Save the Cat! People love Save the Cat!, but I’ve always felt like these were people who did not actually know what they were doing talking about screenwriting.

**Craig:** Yes, and those books were very much practical, how-to, so, “Oh, you want to be a screenwriter? Here’s a bunch of rules that you as a not-screenwriter can follow, and you’ll be a screenwriter.” We know that that’s not true. We’ve never really set out to be that.

What we, I think, have done is provided a lot of peripheral wisdom that we’ve gleaned over the years doing this job, that will help inform people in a creative way. People that are actually capable of doing this – and they’re out there – will be, I think, tremendously assisted by this, because it’s not prescriptive. It is descriptive. It’s just telling you what our observations are and giving you choices.

When we say, “Here’s a chapter about conflict,” we’re not saying this is how you write conflict. What we’re saying is, “Here are different kinds of conflict. Here are the ways you can approach it. Here are some things you should try and avoid. Here are some traps we’ve fallen into.” To me, that’s how you learn, not by a book writing a chart.

**John:** It’s interesting you brought up conflict, because that was the chapter I just went through. It’s a really good chapter. I’m really happy with it. Looking at the points in there, I think you probably mapped out the six kinds of conflict that are there, and then we had a discussion about them. It was better than what you by yourself would’ve done or what I by myself would’ve done. It’s really a synthesis of both of us.

One of the big challenges for Drew and for Chris and Megana, who’s also been working on this, has been how to find a census of voice between the two of us, because we generally are on the same kind of wavelength, but we don’t have quite the same voice. I also think about our intended reader, who may be a little bit different than our average listener is. Craig, who do you hope reads this book?

**Craig:** Who I hope reads it, people who are aspirational and serious about trying to do this professionally. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t think it’s inappropriate for other people. This is a perfectly fine book if you’re a hobbyist. This is a perfectly fine book if it’s a little side thing you do that maybe one day might work. It’s a perfectly fine thing to do if you’re having a midlife career shift and want to approach this.

But mostly, the people that I want to be the Catcher in the Rye for are people in film school who are being mistaught, and who are paying dearly for the privilege of being mistaught. I would like them to read this. I would also like the people who teach in schools to read this. It’s a little frustrating to me that, again, a lot of these schools collect massive amounts of tuition, and sometimes we get sent screen caps from classrooms with our stuff on the board. I’m glad our stuff is on the board. It’s just annoying that other people are getting away with charging tuition to regurgitate something on a free podcast. Now you get it regurgitated here in this beautiful book. But I think it’s an excellent companion, hopefully, for people who are learning.

**John:** When I started my blog, I always said that my idealized writer was the kid in Iowa, growing up, who was curious about screenwriting and had really no way to really get into it. I would say that’s still true for the book, but also the Julia Turners out there, who are really interested in screenwriting and stuff, but they’re not going to ever write a screenplay themselves. It’s not their goal, but they really are curious about what goes into the craft and the business of it all.

The basic kind of chapters we’d find in there, there’s really three big categories you could put them into. First is topic chapters, which would be about conflict or getting notes or-

**Craig:** Craft.

**John:** … craft and business. We have the interview chapters, where we’re talking with filmmakers, which is really practical advice about how they navigate all this stuff. Then we have our deep dive chapters, where we really go deep on one movie, like Raiders of the Lost Ark, talking about how it works. Those feel like the kinds of things you need to understand in order to get started in this business.

**Craig:** You’re actually prompting me now to think of somebody else I would like to read this book.

**John:** Who?

**Craig:** Critics.

**John:** Yes.

**Craig:** Critics, our budding critics, fully fledged critics. I think having insight into how things are created helps you have insight into why you do or do not like the thing that you see. Certainly, understanding how the business functions may help people more accurately write reviews. When they say, “Oh, the dialog is clunky; the screenwriter must be bad,” or not, or maybe a screenwriter was bad, but it’s not the one that you see credited, or who knows?

There are lots of things that I hope people can glean from that about how we go through the discussion of creating work, but also, even how we break down stories, how we think about stories, which is different, generally, than how critics do. It might make them better. It might.

**John:** One thing that’s been so different working on this book versus the Arlo Finch books is Arlo Finch is designed to be read from beginning to end. It had a consistent narrative flow to it. There are some nonfiction books that are like that, where basically, this chapter builds on a previous chapter builds on a previous chapter. Here, that wasn’t really possible. The organization of which chapter goes after which chapter will hopefully have some kind of connection. We’ll try to put in a filmmaker chapter that is a little bit related to what we just talked about in one of these other things.

The better reference for me is the Player’s Handbook from D&D. You can constantly refer back to this thing. If you want to look, like, “Oh, I’m stuck on this moment. What is theme again?” it’s like, “Oh, I can go back to the theme chapter.” We can talk about what theme is. You can read it independently of having read the rest of the book.

**Craig:** It’s a bathroom book.

**John:** It is a bathroom book is really what I’m trying to-

**Craig:** This is a bathroom book.

**John:** No shame in a bathroom book.

**Craig:** We don’t mean for the bath. It’s a toilet book. I love books like that. They’re great. You pick them up. You just open them anywhere, start reading. Fine. Good.

**John:** Good.

**Craig:** Bathroom book. Great Christmas gift.

**John:** Great Christmas gift for 2025.

**Craig:** For 2025, yeah, exactly.

**John:** In 2025, your gift-giving needs are set.

**Craig:** Put that under the Christmas tree next year.

**John:** Next year. Great. I think we have enough material here to start a chapter, and Chris and Drew can get going on it.

**Craig:** Fantastic. Can’t wait for people to read what I just said, on the toilet.

**John:** Thanks, guys.

**Craig:** Thank you.

**John:** Bye.

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Scriptnotes, Episode 618: Clearing out the Mailbag, Transcript

November 30, 2023 Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here](https://johnaugust.com/2023/clearing-out-the-mailbag).

**John August:** Hello and welcome. My name is John August, and this is Episode 618 of Scriptnotes. It’s a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriters.

Craig Mazin has been buried under an avalanche of work, so today on the show, producer Drew Marquardt and I will power through a stack of mostly career related questions that have been piling up in the mailbag for weeks, months?

**Drew Marquardt:** Weeks, or months, some of them. But I’m excited for all of them.

**John:** Usually what happens is we have on the outline a bunch of the topics of the day and then questions. We get to the questions or we don’t get to the questions. They stack up there.

**Drew:** I usually have about five or so for each episode, and we’ll get to one maybe two sometimes. This is good.

**John:** We’re going to look at everything from disclosing why you were fired from your last job to who pays for coffee. There’s a few craft things in there, but it’s more work stuff in this batch of mailbag. In our Bonus Segment for Premium Members, we will discuss weddings, because Drew Marquardt, you were just married.

**Drew:** I was.

**John:** You are still married, but you just had a wedding I think is the crucial thing. We’ll have some hot takes on what makes a wedding work, because coming off of this wedding, Nima Yousefi was at the wedding. He asked, “How many weddings have you been to?” I said, “I think maybe 15,” and then actually made a list in Notes on it, and I’ve been to 43 weddings.

**Drew:** Oh my god, that’s a lot of weddings. You’re an expert now.

**John:** I’m fully an expert on what to do at a wedding and what not to do. You just went through it recently, so you can tell us the 2023 take on how to stage a wedding.

**Drew:** You’ve thrown your own too.

**John:** Absolutely. I’ve officiated weddings. We can get into all the details there. Let’s just start with some questions. This first one is a doozy, so I don’t know. I’m going to stretch. I think I’m ready for this one.

**Drew:** This first one’s from Anonymous. They write, “I’m a mid-level TV writer. Right before the pandemic, I was fired from the show I was working for for making off-color jokes. They weren’t anything worse than what you’d hear on a show like Friends, and they weren’t aimed at any actual person, but I own up to my guilt and feel bad that I offended someone enough to make them complain to HR. I certainly learned my lesson. I won’t be making any jokes outside of the writers’ room ever again.

“My problem is that I’m currently getting ready to pitch on a show of my own. I have a fairly big production company attached. While they know that I wrote for my former show, they don’t know that I was fired or why. They’ve never asked, and I’ve certainly never volunteered. I’m terrified that they’re going to try and set a pitch with the studio who fired me, who are going to tell the producers that I’m blackballed and why, and then it will snowball into me being fired off this pitch and my reputation ruined. What do I do? I’m scared to try to get out ahead of it, but I’m also scared to stay silent. I’m wildly ashamed about the whole thing but am trying to be professional and figure out how to manage my career going forward.”

**John:** Anonymous, because you wrote in with a question, we have to take you at your word, because we have no other information about this. Let’s talk a little bit about you being fired from your job for these off-color jokes. HR complaints typically aren’t somebody who just said some bad jokes. They’re usually more about behavior. If that behavior was that you are in this room saying these off-color things and making people feel uncomfortable, maybe that’s enough, but maybe it’s not. We don’t know the whole picture here.

You say you feel guilt over it. Okay. Great. You say that not directed at any actual person, but it’s worth thinking about what the person who actually did complain to HR, the people who complained to HR, how did they feel about that, and then what were you doing that really brought them to that situation. Like all these questions, we can only take you at your word that it really wasn’t as big of a deal, but it was big enough that you actually got booted from the show. It sounds like it wasn’t like you weren’t invited back for the second season, but you were let go mid writing room.

**Drew:** I feel like, I don’t know the situation, but one time probably wouldn’t land you in hot water with HR.

**John:** We don’t know this. You reference Friends. Of course, Friends was a pretty famous example of a show that the writers’ room was very bawdy, and there were complaints about what was happening in that writers’ room. It didn’t sound like it was the kind of show like that.

Regardless, what’s tough for us right now is that we’re trying to hold onto two things. First off, that people make mistakes, and they can change after that. That sounds like that’s what you’re trying to do, Anonymous. We love to celebrate those inspiring stories of the ex-con who turns their life around. We believe in restorative justice. We’d like to see people and characters grow and change. So there’s that whole aspect of this.

But then also, we want to see writers and other folks working out there to have a workplace that is free of harassment. Given that there are limited seats in those rooms, there’s a natural concern, like, “Are we going to give one to the guy who was just harassing people or was sort of a dick in that room?”

Those are the things we’re trying to balance, try and make these good, productive writing rooms that feel inclusive and safe, and also believing that people can grow and change. This whole answer, it’s predicated on the idea that you do feel bad about what happened, you want to change these things, and you’re deeply ashamed and embarrassed.

Let’s talk about what you do next here. You’ve got to get out ahead of this. It’s insanity to think that this will never come up and that you’re going to wait around for someone to say something about this. I’m curious what your reps know, your manager, your agents, your lawyer. What are they hearing? What are they feeling? Are you actually blackballed or just perceive that you’re blackballed at that studio, that they would never hire you again? Talk to them about this.

What is your relationship like with the previous showrunner, the one that you were fired from? Is it still somewhat cordial? Do they hate you, despise you? Are they never going to return your calls? You’re a mid-level writer, so you’ve been working on other shows too. What is your relationship like with those other showrunners who can vouch for you not being a jerk in the room?

Then when it comes time for this project and these producers, this production entity, I would say start the conversation in terms of this specific studio that you may be going into with this pitch, and so while you don’t necessarily know what their feeling may be, that you’ve left on bad terms. Then talk about what actually happened in there.

You don’t know what that conversation’s necessarily going to lead to or what the journey’s going to be like, but I think that’s your best bet, because I think you coming to them with this information is much better than you being on your back heels when they come to you and say, “We’ve heard these things.”

**Drew:** Would Anonymous be able to refer them to the other people that they’ve worked with, if they have someone who can vouch for them, basically?

**John:** That’s why I think looking at previous showrunners, previous shows they’ve been on might be helpful for, I think, overall more context. I think Anonymous is going to have to explain for themselves what happened in that room and why they got let go of that show, why they got fired off that show. I do think that having a broader context around that could be helpful, other witnesses on his side.

I’m curious what happened. Again, we always love follow-up, to hear what happened down the road with these things. Anonymous, let us know what’s happening six months to a year from now.

**Drew:** Please. Next comes from MD. They write, “Probably a stupid question, but when you’re meeting someone for coffee, like an agent invited you or an established screenwriter accepted meeting you for a possible mentorship, who picks up the tab?”

**John:** There’s two basic guidelines here. First off, the person who invited the other person is paying the tab, generally. You can split it if it’s a mutual decision. You can split it, but generally the person who asked the other person to come picks up the tab. If you reached out to this established screenwriter and sat down for coffee, you should pick up the tab. The established screenwriter may not let you do that, but you should certainly offer that.

The other general rule here I would say is that the person with the expense account pays. An executive, an agent, those folks are likely going to have an expense account as just part of their business, and so let them pay if they’re offering to pay.

**Drew:** Is that why you make me pay every time [crosstalk 07:42]?

**John:** I’m so sorry, Drew, but yeah, I think you’re learning so much here that it’s good for you to always be asking whether you can pay.

**Drew:** Good to know.

**John:** That’s nice.

**Drew:** Next comes from Judy in Wisconsin. She writes, “It’s hard to be a manager or a boss in a creative field. What have you learned about creating a good work environment? Any advice, tips, or strong feelings? When you have lost your cool, what do you do after?”

**John:** I would say the challenge of being a boss in a creative field is you don’t have real metrics to go back to. You don’t have metrics on productivity, like, “Oh, is this person doing a great job? What are their sales figures?” It’s very hard to do that. In other fields, you can say, “Oh, this person is achieving these things. These are the goals we set for them. This is what they’ve been able to do.” It’s not that. Basically, in a creative field, it’s like, “How much are they making my life better or worse? How much are they helping me do my job, get this project going, get to the next place?”

I think as a boss, as a manager in a creative field, what you’re trying to do is describe where you’re headed, what you want to be there when you get there, what absolutely needs to happen. You’re trying to provide a framework. You’re working with a lot of other professionals and specialists and sometimes other artists, and they’re going to have their process too, so you need to describe what it is you’re trying to achieve, but not tell them how to do their jobs.

That’s a thing I definitely learned on the set for my movie The Nines. Talking with a cinematographer, I could describe the feeling I was going for, but I’m not going to tell her what lenses I want or what film stock I want. That’s not my area of specialty. I can just describe the vibes I’m going for. Same with a composer. Same with an editor. I’m not going to tell them how to do their specific jobs, but I’m going to describe what it is I’m going for, what the things are that work for me.

**Drew:** I think you’ve also been very fortunate to work with people who, when you describe those things, can probably get to that point. What happens when you have someone who’s a little bit newer, a little more green, and they’re not quite getting there yet?

**John:** That is really a challenge. It’s happened with other folks working as a PA or an assistant kind of level too, where they’re not fully getting it. That’s tough. You have to talk them through what your expectations are, what it is they actually need to do to get to the next step, maybe introduce them to folks who are doing their job in other ways, in other places, so they can understand how it all fits together.

The times where I’ve lost my temper a bit is when somebody who, they’re in the right position, they should know how to do this thing, and either they’re not listening or they’re just not catching a brief of what it is we’re trying to do. Those are the folks that I’ve needed to let go at times, on a set or in real life, normal working stuff.

I think those are the challenges in the creative field. You can’t point to like, “This is not working out because you’re not hitting these numbers.” It’s not that at all. It’s just like, “I need a certain thing to feel a certain way. I need this all to work a certain way, and this is not working for me.”

**Drew:** Next comes from Brett. He writes, “I’m working on a secondary character who needs to help tell a story while opposing the lead. In this action comedy, the lead is a tough ass Marine. She’s strong and athletic but a little bit dense. My supporting character, by contrast, needs to come across as smart but soft, dainty, dare I say effeminate. I worry about this word’s context. I’m not a master of lexicon. I’m a redneck boy from Tennessee who learned later in life that I love to tell stories. My secondary character is a child, so his sexuality matters none. Is the word ‘effeminate’ okay when introducing this hilarious 10-year-old intellect?”

**John:** I think “effeminate” has become a code word for gay, so it’s going to read as you’re saying gay no matter what you do. I think I would avoid that word. It’s not that it’s a slur, but the moment you say it, you’re putting that character into a gendered space. You say his sexuality doesn’t matter, but you’re putting him into this gendered space, where he’s not acting like a good boy should act. It just creates a whole host of issues.

I would say think of an equivalent character from something else and words you might use to describe them. If you look at what is Young Sheldon like or Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Bastian from Neverending Story, what are some words you might use to describe them? Effeminate probably would not be on the top list of things for those characters.

It’s also important to remember that adjectives are not super important. You have that initial character description where you’re giving his age and a little bit, a tiny little sketch, like a sentence. Really, most of what a reader and an audience are going to get about that character are their actions, the things they’re saying, the things they’re doing, how they’re reacting to stuff around them, what their interplay is like with this other Marine character. I don’t think you need to be so hung up about what is the one word I’m going to use to describe that character on first introduction versus what is the personality I’m creating for this character.

If effeminate going for more classically girly stuff is going to be useful or important for that character, find some ways to actually make that happen in your story, but it doesn’t sound like it is. It sounds like he’s mostly there to be bright and hilarious. You might find some other ways that point to the very specific things that this character is doing in this story that make it fit and make him a good, interesting foil for your main character.

**Drew:** Perfect. Borges writes, “Craig’s mentioned time and again how he thinks in the shower. I have the same habit, and it sucks. I have no way of taking a fast note. The same thing happens when I’m swimming. It’s freaking annoying. How do you do it? Any memorization tips?”

**John:** First off, you pronounced this guys name as bor-juhs. It’s B-O-R-G-E-S. Bor-juhs is a good choice. I would’ve said bor-hehs. I guess we don’t know.

**Drew:** I feel like there was a TV show called Borges or something like that. It was Italian.

**John:** The Borgias.

**Drew:** The Borgias?

**John:** That was B-O-R-G-I-A-S, I think, wasn’t it? The Borgias?

**Drew:** [crosstalk 13:40].

**John:** You’re Googling this right now. While you’re Googling that, I would say there’s no great way to take notes in a wet environment. For a while, I had this notepad in the shower that was the kind of stuff that script supervisors use on set. It’s really a plasticky kind of paper that you can write on with a pencil. It was pointless. I never actually wrote a note on that, because I could never really read it afterwards.

Here’s what you do when you have an idea and you’re in an inopportune place. You get out of that place and quickly write it down on a handy note card. I should say keep note cards nearby when you need those things. In my house, on the bathroom counter, there’s a stack of note cards and a pen. If I have an idea in the shower, I get out of the shower, I write it down on the note card so I don’t forget it. The same with bedside table. There’s always note cards there so I can write that stuff down.

What’s important about writing stuff down is it gets it out of your head. It keeps you from wasting brain loops to keep an idea floating in your head. It’s a really unproductive use of your brain to just hold onto ideas like that. Instead, get it out of your head, put it on a piece of paper, set the paper down, and you can come back to it later on.

**Drew:** I’ve also used Siri just in the bathroom.

**John:** Perfect. You can call for that. Are you saying, “Take a note,” or what are you saying?

**Drew:** I say, “Siri, take a note.” Then I’ll say the thing, which will usually just be some stream-of-consciousness thing, but it’ll be enough that there’s enough little cues in there that I know what I’m…

**John:** I don’t do this. If you were to do a note that way, does it show up in the top of your Notes app, or where does it appear?

**Drew:** Yeah, it does. It’s right at the top. Of course, it syncs across all of your devices, which is great. I usually take those off there and put it into a larger document. If it’s something for whatever project, I’ll put it into…

**John:** That’s very smart. We’ve talked a bit about note taking and putting all your stuff together. For me, when I have one of those note cards, those all get stacked up by the bedroom door. I write them down. I stick them by the bedroom door, so that when I’m heading downstairs in the morning, I have those things. They go with my daily agenda thing. Then every day I will go through and take all those note cards and put them in Notion, which is where I’m keeping all my general ideas about projects and things. Whether it’s a snippet of dialogue or something else, I actually have a thing to do with that note card, so it doesn’t have to hang around for forever. I get it into Notion. Then I rip it up and recycle it.

**Drew:** Once it’s in Notion, do you have a time limit that you keep that idea floating around, or do you ever flush those, or do you keep them forever?

**John:** For every project, if it’s a project I’m generally thinking about, I will just keep a page in Notion that’s just a dump of all the stuff. For active projects, I’ll have at the top of that page a open/unprocessed, which is where I throw everything that doesn’t belong into a specific category. If I haven’t broken out the characters to the degree that I have a separate page for each character, I’ll just throw all that stuff in there, little snippets of things. For this TV show, if there’s things related to a specific episode, I’m at the point now where I will put stuff in the episode note for that, because I know Episode 6 is about this character and this situation, so I’ll throw it in there for that.

**Drew:** If you have a loose idea, how far back have you gone to grab some of those?

**John:** We’ve said before on the podcast that I had a list of 35 projects I’ll never get to. This was on the Neil Gaiman episode. Some of those are years and years and years old. I’m not actively going through constantly to sift through, like, “Is that an interesting idea?” But surprisingly, something new will come about those projects every once in a while. It’s nice to have a place where I can just like… It’s a real thing. I can put it there. It has a home. It’s a home that’s not my active brain thinking about it, which I think is important.

**Drew:** You use Notion, but have you used Miro boards at all?

**John:** No. Tell me about it.

**Drew:** Miro boards are what writers’ rooms have been using since the pandemic basically. It’s a note cards app, or it’s online. You can visualize it all. You can have it in all sorts of different colors. It’s been really helpful for me.

**John:** That’s great. Are you using that for holding onto ideas or for organizing thoughts like sequences and scenes?

**Drew:** Organizing thoughts and sequences, not holding onto ideas.

**John:** I’m not using Notion for that so much. I’m using Notion much more for like, these are related documents that are all about a certain thing.

**Drew:** Cool. Next comes from Dahlia. She writes, “I’m a short film writer-director from Paris. While watching the last edition of Project Greenlight, many development producers on the show kept saying this screenplay and the different cuts of a film made the world of story feel small, like a short film. After watching the feature, I shared this impression as well. However, I can’t pinpoint exactly why. More importantly, how do you address this kind of problem when transitioning from short films to features? What are your thoughts?”

**John:** Drew, I’m curious to hear about your thoughts, because you have an award-winning short film.

**Drew:** Thank you.

**John:** We’ll talk about that. When I hear, “It feels like a short film. It feels small,” the ideas that pop to mind for me are that it has low stakes, that it has few characters, that it has a very short journey that’s more like a snapshot than a voyage, and it has a limited visual scope, that we’re in one location, there’s nothing ambitious about the visual storytelling of the film. Those are things that feel like short films to me. Drew, tell me about what think short film versus a feature or something else.

**Drew:** It’s tough, because I think when you’re transitioning from short films to features, usually you’re not going to have a lot of money, so you’re going to be writing to something very contained or something like that. Because of that, you’re either looking at a contained amount of time or a contained amount of space. I think you’re right. We had a teacher who taught us that a short film is either a joke or a poem. I always really liked that. Like you’re saying, one central idea. I am curious how that scope shifts and why something like The Babadook feels like a complete movie in a way that some things do feel a little bit-

**John:** Yeah. The Blumhouse horror films are very classically one location. You’re contained, limited cast, all the things, but they’re not feeling like short films. I think because there’s a beginning, middle, and end, there’s development, there’s a sense of this is the progress that you’ve gone on.

Here’s the thing I notice about a lot of short films, especially the situational short films. You could rearrange the scenes in any order, and it would feel largely the same. You don’t feel like characters are making a lot of forward progress. You don’t feel like the movie is making forward progress. You feel like you’re just stuck in a place. It’s an exploration of a place and a time, which ain’t great.

There’s other movies, like [indiscernible 00:20:15] films, that are a small cast, but they do feel like movie movies rather than short films. You couldn’t make it as a short film because things change over the course of them. The conversations and the issues being explored do progress over the course of them, so they don’t feel like a play or like a short film to me.

**Drew:** I think that’s fair. How about something like Aftersun? I’m not sure if you saw that.

**John:** Aftersun is an example of a film that I’ve only seen on my neighbor’s seat back on the flight back from your wedding. Visually, without the words, I don’t have a sense of why it is progressing. I’m just seeing, oh, it seems to be these same three people having different conversations in slightly different places. Yet based on people’s reaction to it, a lot is actually happening. What’s been your experience with Aftersun?

**Drew:** Aftersun to me seems to be built on reveals. I could be wrong about this. It’s been a year since I’ve seen it. It is more of a character exploration. I think those are very difficult to sustain over 90 minutes or something like that.

**John:** Absolutely. A character exploration does feel like you might get the same complaints about it feels like a short film. It feels like you’re not actually progressing enough.

I didn’t see this last season of Project Greenlight, so I don’t know what the specific movie was or why those complaints were levied there, but if a bunch of people are telling you the same thing, there’s something about that. I think it’s always worth them interrogating what it is specifically about the film that they’re seeing that’s giving them that reaction, because again, always looking for what’s the note behind the note. What are they looking for more of? What are they missing? Why are they not going on a movie ride with this, but they feel like they’re in a short film?

**Drew:** Our next question comes from A Young Producer. They write, “I’m a filmmaker, baby writer, that has produced one low-budget feature. While I’ve been working on my own original material since then, I’ve managed to obtain the IP of a popular book. I know the hard and fast rule regarding unsolicited submissions, but I’m wondering if there’s any difference in approaching production companies as a producer. I’m currently unrepped and therefore don’t have anyone who can make the appropriate introductions on my behalf. Is my only hope a manager-producer hybrid? I know cold emailing is barely a strategy. I’ve received some varied opinions from industry friends. I’d love your thoughts.”

**John:** Great. Let’s define some terms and maybe un-define some terms. First off, “baby writer” can be pejorative. Some people see it as infantilizing to call somebody a baby writer.

**Drew:** I thought it was a very defined term.

**John:** Tell me what you think the definition is of baby writer.

**Drew:** A baby writer is someone who is writing and either has a manager or has a foot in the door, let’s say, but isn’t necessarily staffed yet, doesn’t necessarily have any credits to their name, or professional credits.

**John:** I think that is the common assumption of a baby writer. I think people’s frustration with the term – and I’ve heard this from other folks – is that it’s infantilizing to the degree that it feels like they’re not actually a person or a human being with their own volition and their own things. It can be dismissive in a way. Just saying a pre-WGA writer is a nicer way of saying baby writer.

Just be aware of that. If you’re calling yourself a baby writer, it’s one thing. Obviously, don’t all other people baby writers, because I feel like that may not be really fair to their experience. Also, if they’re a baby writer, but they’re 50 years old, it’s a weird thing too. It assumes that aspiring writers should be in their 20s.

**Drew:** That’s a really good point.

**John:** The other thing which we talk about in this question is unsolicited submissions. That rule about unsolicited submissions is that most agencies, producers, studios, they say, “We will not accept any submission from people that we did not specifically ask for.” Basically, they’re trying to keep you from just cold emailing them a whole script.

What’s important is that a submission could be solicited. It’s possible to approach these people with this property, with this project, with this book which is apparently popular, and say, “Hey, I have the rights to this book. I’ve written the script. I would love to share it with you.” That’s okay. That’s fine. Don’t be afraid of doing that. The fact that you have rights to this book does change the equation, because you’re not just pitching a project. You’re pitching a thing that’s actually based on something they may have heard of.

This feels controversial to me. I’m not sure I agree with this thing I’m about to say. Sometimes on Deadline, I’ll see some producer has optioned the rights to this book, and it’s a whole little, short article. I’m like, “Why is this in Deadline? Who cares about this?” Yet the person who cares about this is the person who got Deadline to print it.

I think there could be an argument for the press release that basically says, hey, you’ve optioned the rights to this book or this property, and you’re now shopping it around town. I would say Google and find the examples of that thing, and just write that same thing. Maybe Deadline or the trades or something else will run it, because then suddenly you might get incoming calls rather than having to reach out there with it. Cold emailing some managers/producers may work. It’s worth a shot. This is all going to be hustle at this point, and so I say don’t be afraid of that.

In terms of who you should approach with it, I would say look for producers who have made films like yours recently, including stuff that you’ve seen at film festivals. There might be some people who are up and coming and hungry. Look who made them, and reach out to them, and see if there’s somebody who feels like the right fit for this.

**Drew:** I also think if it’s a well-known enough book, that publishing company’s not going to give you the rights if they didn’t believe in you or…

**John:** It’s not the publishing company really. It’s the author. Basically, the publishing company might have a little bit of sway, but really, it’s ultimately the author and their agent. You did talk to those folks to convince them that you are the person to get the rights to this and that you are actually a good steward for it. Obviously, you had enough hustle and moxie and other terms like that that you were able to convince this author and their agent that you’re the person for it. Trust yourself in that hustle, and keep going, and find somebody who is the producer who could push it into its next stage.

**Drew:** Continuing on the hustle, Oliver writes, “Last year, I officially sold my first script to a mid-size studio, and it was shot in early 2023. As part of the agreement, there was an optional rewrite clause, although the studio assured me that the script was essentially good to go. On the early Zoom calls, everyone I met was lovely and thrilled about the script. The producers and director were so excited that everyone began sharing ideas, which was super fun, until it wasn’t. Months later, having gone down numerous rabbit holes, the entire process became bleak and disheartening, to the point that days before production, one of the producers was in the script, inserting expedition.

“In hindsight, I feel like a lot of this can be attributed to my naïve approach to filmmaking. I assumed that the studio process would foster a no-bad-ideas atmosphere, where the best ideas can percolate to the top. Next time, assuming I’m lucky enough to have another option converted, I’m tempted to keep my mouth shut, limit my enthusiasm for brainstorming, and focus solely on the necessary edits to move this thing into production. Am I looking at this the wrong way? How might a more experienced writer approach things differently?”

**John:** Let’s pretend we are not a podcast about screenwriting, but we are a relationship show, and so we are a show which people write in with their love questions. Here is Oliver’s question restated for the purposes of that show. “Dear John and Craig, I fell in love with this beautiful woman, but ultimately it did not turn out the way I wanted it to, and so next time I fall in love, I won’t make the same mistake.”

We would point out that that’s absurd, because you can’t help falling in love. You’re going to fall in love. Falling in love is the point, the purpose. That’s a thing you’re going to do. Going into a relationship with all your defenses up is not going to be productive. You have to let yourself be open to the experience, the process, to know that it could end badly, but still believe that it’s going to end great.

Now we come back to the Scriptnotes podcast, where the exact same thing holds true. In you selling your script to these people, you had to go into it with the belief that this is going to be great, and we are going to be able to make a movie here that we’re all going to love. It’s going to be fantastic. It’s going to win awards. It’s going to make a zillion dollars.

You have to go into it with that kind of love and enthusiasm and belief that it’s going to work, because if you’re trying to shield yourself from heartbreak the entire time, it’s just not going to work. You’re not going to have a good experience. They’re going to see it. They’re going to see your reluctance. It’s just going to be a bad situation.

It wasn’t the brainstorming that was the problem. People throw out ideas as part of the chewing over of stuff. What ultimately happened is that they decided to make some choices that weren’t your choices. That’s frustrating to you. You don’t know how the movie is going to be. You’re concerned that it’s going to suck. You’re concerned it’s going to have your name on it. These are all reasonable concerns, but it doesn’t mean you should fundamentally change your approach next time.

This wasn’t your fault per se. There may have been certain moments along the way where you could have done things differently and had a different result. More experience might’ve helped you there too. You’re trying to blame yourself for things that are out of your control.

**Drew:** I think it was Chris McQuarrie who said if there’s no time limit on the script, you’ll have a million notes, and if it goes into production on Monday, you get none.

**John:** Exactly. Listen. You wrote a movie that went into production, so celebrate that. That’s a huge accomplishment, very, very exciting. Let’s hope it turns out well. Let’s talk about how we can help that movie turn out well.

First off, you don’t say whether this was a WGA project or not a WGA project. I’m going to assume that it was, because it sounds like it’s a big enough studio that it was covered under the WGA. If so, the bits of writing the producers did feel kind of hinky, because they really weren’t hired on as a writer. They wouldn’t be a participating writer for purposes of credits. But you might be the only writer who’s credited on this movie, which is great. This movie might have your name on it.

There’s no reason to burn all the bridges and assume that this is going to be a terrible situation. You don’t know that that really was their intention or that’s what’s going to happen. I’d say fake some positivity. Fake that you’re really excited to see what happens, that you’re excited to see early cuts, you’re excited to be part of that process, whatever that entails, so you can make sure that movie’s in its best possible shape. I would say don’t project anger towards them, because that’s not going to help you or help that movie be the best possible movie with your name on it.

**Drew:** Does it help to know whether the production company you just worked with has any animosity towards you afterwards or whether they were like, “Oh, no, we got this made. We’re happy with it,” and that’s going to serve you too?

**John:** 100%. I’m thinking back to a couple weeks ago, I was at a memorial service. I talked to a friend who was also a producer. Afterwards, he called me and said, “Listen, John. I felt really bad about some of the stuff that’s happened over the years. There’s been projects we’ve pursued together, and I feel like I dropped the ball on those things. I wanted to apologize for those situations where I feel like I didn’t do as much as I could have as a friend and as a producer.” I said, “Listen. I totally hear that, but also know that I did not feel that at all. I felt like you’re a producer doing producery things, and most stuff just doesn’t work. It just doesn’t happen. There was zero animosity.” Stuff just falls apart and goes away, and that’s just the business of it all.

I would say, Oliver, don’t assume that they think badly of you just because you feel kind of bad about them. They may think, “Oh, no, this is great. This is fantastic. That kid did a great job for us. We would work with him again.” I’d say definitely don’t assume that it’s a problem on their side.

**Drew:** It got made.

**John:** It got made. Again, I’m asking everybody to write back in with follow-up. I’m really curious from Oliver’s perspective how does the movie turn out, how is he feeling, what’s his relationship with that. He’s saying, “Listen, if I’m lucky enough to get enough option converted,” this is what you should be working on right now. Don’t dwell on this. Make sure you are working on new stuff that can get made.

**Drew:** Back to setting up options, James writes, “I recently finished a feature-length script based on a true story. I became aware of the story when my aunt wrote a book about this woman a decade ago. As far as I can tell, she’s written the only book about her. It’s based on original research that she was the first to uncover and stitch together. It’s also not a widely read book. It was released by a regional publisher with a small footprint.

“I’m a little worried that I might start shopping this around, and a producer will decide that they like the idea for making a film out of the book, but they will want to use a different writer and cut me out all together. Now that I’m ready to introduce my script to managers and producers, should I first have my aunt sign a shopping agreement? My thinking is that it would, A, allow me to put a producer hat on and help ensure that I’m attached to the project as a writer if there’s an interest in making it, and B, it’ll help pique the interest of producers and managers, given that I have IP relationship on paper.”

**John:** Great. I’m going to start this with again defining a term and making sure we’re using the term correctly. A shopping agreement really isn’t the right word for what you’re describing here. A shopping agreement is generally, I’ve written a script, and I’m going to give it to these producers and say, “Okay, we have a shopping agreement.” They can shop around and see if they can find a home for it, without really fully optioning it from me. It’s just a way of representing that stuff. You can also hear it in terms of agents, but I think really any producer has a shopping agreement to take a project around that they don’t really own or control. It’s limited control over things.

That’s not really what you’re talking about with a book. With a book, you’re optioning a book. You’re not optioning a book. You’re buying the rights to a book. It’s your aunt. I think you just option your aunt’s book for a buck or whatever. Have a conversation with her so that she understands.

It really sounds like you did adapt her book, or at least without that book, there really would’ve been no movie. This wasn’t a case where you did a bunch of original research and found your own thing. Without this book, there was no movie. I think it’s a good idea for you to lock that down, so that it’s clear that you really did base this on this, and that this book and your script really are a joint deal.

Then I wouldn’t worry about it. I don’t think you need to actually walk in there with, “Oh, here’s my signed option agreement.” It’s title of the movie, written by James your last name, based on the book by your aunt’s name. Great. People are going to respond to the script or not respond to the script and the story in the script. But they’re not going to be like, “Oh, this is a fascinating story, but we really want to shake this James off of it and take this book.” They’re not going to do that. I think you’re worrying about a thing that’s not really going to be an issue.

**Drew:** I wrote a pilot based on a book once. Going out with that, you would get the question of, “Oh, do you have the rights to it?” You say, “Yep,” and they said, “Great.” That was the end of it.

**John:** No one asks you for that paper.

**Drew:** Trying to find a good way to transition into this.

**John:** I’m looking at these next few questions, and they’re obviously red flag questions. Let’s read them and just talk about why they’re red flags.

**Drew:** First one’s from Anonymous. “I’ve been doing freelance work reading and writing coverage and feedback on scripts for a screenwriting contest website.”

**John:** The alarm is already sounding.

**Drew:** “They promise their winners they’ll pitch to industry contacts, and they’re offering me more responsibility on the pitching side.”

**John:** I don’t believe they’re going to pitch to industry contacts.

**Drew:** “John, do scripts get made this way? Site runners consider the company an agency that’s financially supported by contests.”

**John:** Oh, god. They’re not an agency.

**Drew:** “Does the industry see contest runners as agents?”

**John:** No. There’s so many things wrong with this situation. Nothing wrong with the question, Anonymous. Thank you for the question. A screenwriting contest is not an agency. Agencies are actually defined organizations under state law. This is not any of these things.

Listen. Are they paying you to do this coverage? Is the payment that they’re giving you enough that it’s worthwhile for you? I can’t fault you for working for this company if you need the money to do this thing. If you’re actually getting something out of it, okay. But I don’t believe that they have meaningful industry contacts.

I just don’t believe that anything good is going to happen out of this situation. I feel concern for the writers who’ve submitted these scripts to this contest, that they believe there’s some plus to this. There isn’t.

**Drew:** I’m also worried because Anonymous says, “They’re offering me more responsibility on the pitching side,” which seems to sort of imply that they would be made to seem like it’s a development executive almost, when that’s not really what’s happening.

**John:** I’m concerned for all sorts of levels. I would say, Anonymous, get yourself out of there. You’re probably writing in to this podcast because you are a writer yourself who wants to see their work getting made. This is not a place that’s going to lead to that. Sorry.

**Drew:** The next one comes from John, who writes, “A producer is interested in my feature screenplay and wants to enter into a producer agreement with me, in which they’ll provide packaging services that includes attaching high-value talent, script notes, and equity to be put toward production, etc. The strange part is that all of these services would be performed by the producer’s production company for a fee, a fee that I would be paying to that producer’s company. My gut tells me that this is not correct. Is my gut reaction correct, or is this an actual opportunity?”

**John:** Your gut is correct, John. You should not be paying producers. Producers get their money from making movies and television. They get their money from the people who are hiring them to actually get the stuff made. You are not a studio. You are a screenwriter. Do not pay producers.

Amend this to one thing. I think there are situations where screenwriters, some of whom have written in to this podcast, have gone to people specifically to get notes. There are very smart people who give terrific notes on scripts, but they’re not going to them as producers. If you are choosing to pay somebody for notes, whose job it is to write really good notes for things, I think that is valid. That is useful to you, the same way that a novelist might go to somebody who’s a freelance editor who goes through and helps you tighten up your work. That’s fine and that’s good. But that does not sound at all like what John is describing here. I’d say do not pay these producers.

**Drew:** SR writes, “I made what I thought was a bold move. I’m a non-union screenwriter, and I’ve been stuck in my career writing romantic comedies for a production company out of Canada. When I heard of this Comedy Fantasy Camp being run by icons of comedy, I was excited. It promised to focus on comedic writing for movies and TV as well as writing stand-up. It was quite expensive. It was $3,500 for four days, but I thought it could be worth the risk, especially when there was promised meeting with literary managers and agents with an added price tag of $1,000.”

**John:** We’re now at $4,500.

**Drew:** “It turned out to be nothing that it promised. The camp ended up being filled with nearly 100 people, not 15 is what the email stated. A documentary about camp seemed to be the primary focus, so the only people who got any help whatsoever were the few participants they decided would be featured in the documentary. I was never seen or talked to the entire camp.

“Now for the $1,000 manager meeting, it was a dinner where some managers showed up, but they proceeded to have conversations with each other the entire time. I didn’t get to talk to anyone. They couldn’t have cared less that I or anyone was there.

“Some of the crew who are filming the documentary told me they thought the whole week was a scam. There’s so much more that I could say about this terrible experience, but I’ll stop here. Something that could’ve been great and potentially life-changing turned out to be one of the worst experiences that I’ve ever had, and the most expensive. I took a financial risk during a difficult time due to the strike, and it bit me in the ass.

“Do you have any advice on how I could take anything positive from the experience? I know a handful of people who are calling their credit card companies, claiming the camp was a scam. Could that have any negative impact on my career?”

**John:** The first word here is oof. I’m so sorry for SR. It genuinely sucks, what happened here. I don’t know too many details about this specific camp. There’s a little bit of stuff we cut out of the question. But it was expensive. $3,500, or really $4,500 for four days, I think you went into this assuming it was going to be intensive, really workshopping on your stuff, figuring out all the nuts and bolts of things that could be really helpful from you, and that you were going to meet people in that group who were super smart about comedy, and that you’d really learn stuff from there. That didn’t happen.

We can be generous and say that the big names who are behind this thing or the people who are behind this thing really did have intentions of a certain kind of thing that just didn’t actually end up happening, and that they really felt like this was going to be a game-changer and useful, and they didn’t set out to make a scam perhaps, but it felt like a scam at the end.

Asking for your money back will not hurt you. If you can get your money back, get your money back, because right now it sounds like you were basically an extra who paid to be in the background of a documentary that was filming about this thing. That sucks.

As far as what you can take from this that is meaningful, listen. Sometimes tough experiences do find their ways into other stuff we’re writing down the road. We can think about this experience and reframe it as something that’ll be useful for you down the road, in terms of something you could write. The way you felt about this right now, make sure you’re remembering what this felt like, because you’re going to write characters who have similar feelings somewhere down the road. It’s worth introspecting on that experience.

Were there other people who met during this process, other folks who paid the $3,500, who were at all good, that you can actually at least keep in contact with them, trade your stuff, get a sense of the community around you? Drew and I both went through the Stark program at USC. What I always say about film school is that it’s not nearly as much about the instructors of the class. It’s about everyone who’s in your class together, the fact you’re all trying to do the same things that are so, so helpful. People at your same level are going to be much more useful to you than that one great lecturer. Those are some things you can take from it. Drew, I’m curious what your feelings are.

**Drew:** I am sad that it was such a scam, but at the same time, it was called Comedy Fantasy Camp. There’s Rock and Roll Fantasy Camps. The fantasy camp experience is definitely a thing that’s out there. I think they position themselves as being an industry thing, which undermines it.

**John:** I’m thinking about this in context of Austin Film Festival, specifically the Screenwriters Conference at Austin, which we go to many years – and we often do a Scriptnotes there – and the ambivalence I feel about how Austin is marketed, as a chance for screenwriters to come together and learn from other screenwriters, and there’s some big names and you get exposure to people, and we do a live Scriptnotes. In that case, it’s a nonprofit, so you don’t feel as bad about it.

If I was approaching this as a person who’s going to Austin to hang out to famous screenwriters, the truth is that famous screenwriters are just hanging out by ourselves. We’re ultimately going to dinner ourselves. We’re going to panels, but we’re not actually sitting around the bar and talking with you all that much. We’re happy to say hello, but there’s thousands of people there, and we’re just ourselves. It’s not going to be transformative the way that a person might hope.

In the case of this Comedy Fantasy Camp, I think there was a reasonable expectation that something kind of transformative could happen. There were promises made about the $1,000 extra for the manager meeting. I think you would have a reasonable expectation that something good could come out of that. Doesn’t seem like it was structured in a way that was even remotely possible.

**Drew:** I do feel like if you are a manager or anyone participating in those, you do have a certain duty to the people who’ve paid for that dinner or something like that, to at least talk to them.

**John:** I don’t know the names of the comedy folks who are involved in this, but I’m curious what they think this experience was like. Do they think it was actually meaningful for the people who attended? Do they feel good about this weekend or bad about this weekend? I don’t know. I’m wondering, almost back to the question we asked at the start, what is the experience of the people in the writers’ room, what did they think about it. They may just be two completely different universes of how people felt about how this weekend went.

**Drew:** You want to go back to craft questions for a little bit?

**John:** Sure.

**Drew:** This next one’s from Will. He writes, “In Episode 611, John and Craig discuss the four or six or seven Fs. In my view, the most interesting and compelling protagonists are ones who are driven by moral principles that enable to rise above these base instincts, for example, Frodo in Lord of the Rings. These characters have fears and fights, but their primary drivers are enduringly moraled and principled. I agree that these moral characters are, on the surface, harder to relate to, but clearly a good writer can make it work. I think these are really important types of heroes to write about and to make compelling. I’m curious, what are your tips?”

**John:** I don’t disagree with you. I don’t recall the exact edit of where we got to when Craig and I were talking about the Fs. I hope what we said is that even the most noble characters who are doing things for very highly specific and higher-level human reasons, there’s going to be some underpinnings or some undergirdings of these Fs in there, that there’s going to be some aspect of greed or propagation or some really defensible base instinct that could be behind that pride, that morality.

Look for some of those things too, but not to get away from characters who have a moral agenda or for some higher human purpose behind a thing, for altruism, for something else. Don’t run away from those things, but just recognize that it can’t be just about that.

There’s always going to be aspects on a story level, but also on a scene level, that really are about those more primal needs there. Part of what makes those characters feel relatable is that you’re seeing both their rationality or irrationality at the same time you’re seeing that they are animals doing animal things.

**Drew:** I’m trying to think of a character who is purely altruistic that does feel relatable. I also feel like even Frodo has failings and has all those things too.

**John:** Absolutely. It’s important that we see Frodo originally in the context of his family, the context of his happy shire life, and that he has those real, understandable, primal connections to those people. He’s going on this journey, which is terrifying and arduous, but he’s still connected back to that initial place. His morality is so important, but it’s not necessarily driving him from moment to moment. He’s often running away, or he’s figuring out how to get to the next thing. There’s a lot of survival happening there is what I’m saying.

**Drew:** Would you say it’s important to see the character overcome some of those Fs?

**John:** For sure. Absolutely. I think that’s one of the things we relate to. Sometimes even we’re thinking about, Free Willy’s popping to mind, but other stories involving animals or when they see non-human characters do things like, oh, they’re not just doing one of their Fs. They’re actually doing some sort of higher, more noble purpose.

**Drew:** When you see Lassie going to get someone from the well.

**John:** 100%. That’s why we love Lassie, because Lassie’s acting in a human way that does not meet any of a normal dog’s needs. That’s why we love Lassie.

**Drew:** All my very contemporary references.

**John:** 100%. Who is the new Lassie right now? I don’t know. Is there an equivalent?

**Drew:** Is there a Lassie? I feel like kids and animals don’t really have a thing on TV, but I could be wrong.

**John:** I’m trying to think. There was a Channing Tatum recently which is him and his dog, but I can’t think of anything else. Where are the live-action dog movies that we need?

**Drew:** We need more.

**John:** We need more. We need more.

**Drew:** Nico writes, “Lately I’ve noticed a lot of shows that seem to be judging their characters hard. For example, in Succession, the final episode seemed to be driving home what Roman says in the last episode, that we’re all bullshit. The end of Sopranos, Dr. Melfi decides to stop treating Tony because he’s a sociopath. While these shows’ endings aren’t out of left field and do fit thematically, I often feel somewhat betrayed when these final judgments come down. Weren’t we supposed to be rooting for the Roys even though we know who they were the whole time? Weren’t we cheering for Tony to go to therapy? What are your feelings on judging your characters as a writer? Doesn’t it go against the idea of taking your main character from antithesis to thesis because at the end the characters simply have been terrible all along?”

**John:** I think it comes down to the idea that you’re writing to a point. You’re writing to a conclusion, a consequence. In the examples you bring up here, Sopranos and Succession, really these are antiheroes. They’re not classic heroes. The degree to which every antihero is also kind of a villain and needs some consequence and comeuppance for all the things they’ve done, it does feel natural.

As a writer, you are seeing things from your characters’ point of view, but you are also aware that they are in a universe in which the things they are doing are not necessarily good. I don’t think it’s judgey to say that Tony Soprano killed a bunch of people and is not a good guy. That doesn’t feel judgey to me. The same with the Roys. They are individually incredibly problematic. I think it’s fine for us to say who they are and what they’ve done deserves some judgment. That doesn’t feel bad to me. Drew, what do you think?

**Drew:** I feel like a lot of the examples too are towards the endings of these things. The shows are studying these characters’ behavior. When they do these things over and over and over and over again, to your point, it’s consequences. It adds up.

It does feel like a little bit of a judgment. I guess I feel like there’s a difference between the judgment of fate, like the universe judging, and a creator judging. I might agree that The Sopranos feels like a bit of a creator judgment, because I think that changed a little bit for me. I think Succession is one that feels more of like a universe judgment, that all of their behaviors led to this point.

**John:** What is the difference between the universe and the creator? The creator created that whole universe, or the team behind it created that whole universe. To me, looking at the Roys, because we are so tightly focused on the Roys and what each of them is trying to do at every given moment, it’s easy at times to forget, oh, there’s a whole world around them that is actually being negatively impacted by the choices that they’re making.

In that final season of Succession, where they’re running the news network and making presidential calls that have huge impacts on the entire world, I think it’s right for us to feel incredibly uncomfortable that we feel almost complicit in watching them do this stuff.

**Drew:** Next, Ollie writes, “I’m struggling with how to best format names in my screenplay, which is based on the discovery of the structure of DMing. Two of the characters have incredibly similar names, Watson and Wilkins, so I thought I would use both their first and surnames to avoid confusion. Should I use both names throughout the whole thing or only in scenes they share? It looks really weird having two names when everyone else in the scene only has one, but I also want to make sure it’s crystal clear to readers. Alternatively, should I only use their first names, even if I’m using surnames for anyone else?”

**John:** Ollie, this is the right question to ask, and you’re asking it at the right time, I think, because you’re going to want to make a fundamental choice about how you’re identifying these characters and make sure it’s really clear from the reader’s point of view.

As an audience member watching this film, we’re not going to get them confused, because they’re two different people. Just their names happen to be so similar. They’re both starting with Ws. People will get confused reading your script if they’re both there together. It’s going to happen. Is your story truly a two-hander, where they have equal weight and equal prominence? If it’s not, my instinct would be to give the person whose story is more, use the first name for them, and use the last name for the other character.

**Drew:** I like that.

**John:** That way, it pulls us a little closer in to the character who we just have the first name for. It feels more familiar, more intimate. The other character is a little bit more distant. That may be a choice that works for you. I would also say experiment. Using both first and last names is going to feel weird and kludgy I think on the page. It may not even help you with the confusion between the two names. It’s just going to be more to read. There are two character names in scripts. It’s not that uncommon. It’s not the default.

An important thing to remember about screenplay format is at a certain point, we stop reading character names. We just look at the shapes of them. It’s a weird thing. You don’t notice them. Once you’re in dialogue, it just flows. It’s why you’ll see mistakes in scripts where the wrong character’s given a line of dialogue, because you get in back-and-forth pattern behind them. It is the right moment to be thinking about how you’re going to do this, because Wilkins and Watson are just too close. Your readers are going to get confused.

**Drew:** I’m trying to find right now if the Oppenheimer screenplay is out there and what they used for him.

**John:** Perfect. We will take a look. By the time this episode’s posted, we’ll have an answer for you.

**Drew:** We’ll put something in there.

**John:** The Oppenheimer script, if it’s posted there. We’ll put it in Weekend Read if nothing else.

**Drew:** Absolutely.

**John:** Oppenheimer’s chock full of probably last names for a lot of those characters. I bet they were all last names. I’m curious whether Oppenheimer is Oppenheimer or Robert.

**Drew:** That just feels like a lot of real estate on the page if it was Oppenheimer every time he has a line.

**John:** OPP.

**Drew:** One more question for things based on a true story. Sam writes, “I’m writing a script based on a true story from the past few years. I’m currently taking a pretty conservative amount of artistic license. The script is structured around actual events, and the characters are based on actual people and their characteristics.

“I’m having a problem, however, with providing suitably compelling stakes and motivations for my main character. I invented a backstory that hangs over the character and influences his choices. I think it’s the right narrative decision, but I’m hesitant as to whether I’m cheating the truth too much. I’m especially worried because the events in question are so recent. If I was writing about an event that took place long ago, I would have fewer qualms about shaping the story as I need to. Can you give any guidance as to how you know when you’re going too far in applying artistic license to a true story?”

**John:** Sam, just like Ollie, you’re asking the right question at the right time, because you’re thinking about how much do I need to bend events or invent motivations behind things to have them all make sense. The truth is probably yes, you do need to do some of these things, because their motivations are opaque to you. You aren’t going to know exactly why characters were doing what they were doing. Your story needs to make sense. You’re not telling fact. You’re telling a story. You’re telling a story with characters who go through a change. If there’s not an inherent change in the true life story, you may need to invent some reasons for why you’re creating this perspective on the story, that has a beginning, middle, and end, and a real journey to it.

Listen. It’s not going to be uncontroversial for you to be introducing motivations behind characters and what they’re doing. But if you look back to, we’ve had people come on Scriptnotes and talk about the projects they’re working on, they did that a lot, because that’s the job of the writer is to create motivations and create reasons for why characters do what they do.

**Drew:** If a writer’s writing a script about a true story on spec, should you be cautious if those motivations aren’t necessarily there, because then you maybe just have a scenario?

**John:** I would say honestly, if you’re writing something on spec – so there’s not a studio involved, it’s not based on a book, it’s not based on anything else – I think you actually have quite a bit of latitude in figuring out why your characters are doing what they’re doing and what is it about these characters and the choices they’re making that is a compelling story.

The obvious example you can go back to is The Social Network. That character’s not really Mark Zuckerberg. There are moments that are taken from real life, but the real motivations behind Mark Zuckerberg are not the motivations of the character that’s portrayed in that movie. The movie’s successful, and I like the movie a lot. But if I were Mark Zuckerberg, I would be pissed at the movie, because it’s portraying him doing things for reasons that were probably not the reasons he did those things.

**Drew:** Makes sense. Steve writes, “I’m writing a period war script in which US forces get encircled by the enemy, sort of like the old newsreel footage. I want to show the action of the firefights and positions being overrun, but with a map overlay over it, basically showing all the enemy positions in red moving in and smothering the US positions in white, until all that’s left is one little white dot. Do I just write that, or is there a technical term for this type of post add-on?”

**John:** There is nothing that I know of as a technical term. Just write that. The description of what you just in your question will make sense. We’re used to, in scripts, seeing things that are not strictly what the camera is shooting, but what we’re seeing on screen. Go for it. It’s going to work.

**Drew:** Niroberto writes, “What would make you prefer being a producer instead of a writer on a project?”

**John:** Almost nothing, Niroberto. I would almost never choose to be a producer on a project rather than a writer. I’ve done it once. In that situation, it was incredibly frustrating. It felt like being in the cockpit of a plane and seeing all the controls and not being allowed to touch them. I knew what I thought we needed to do to the script and to the story, and I was not allowed to touch those controls and actually do that work. I found it incredibly frustrating.

**Drew:** Were you giving notes to the writer?

**John:** Yeah, I was giving notes to the writer. Just so I’m not being oblique here, it’s Jordan Mechner, who’s a good friend and a very good writer. This was on Prince of Persia. But there are definitely things where it was like, “If I could just do this myself, it would be faster and better, and I wouldn’t have to figure out how to note this to death.”

Listen. In the end, the movie was not the movie either of us wanted to make, for various reasons, but that part of the process was really frustrating. When it was out of our control, and when other folks were making the movie, my name is on this, but I had really very little control over certain choices and decisions that were made. For me, producing is not that exciting, but you just graduated as a producer. Are you excited to produce things you have not written?

**Drew:** I think so. I more than think so. Yes, I am. But I’m also at a point where I’m just excited to get things made seem exciting to me. I don’t think that’s been… Tainted is the wrong word. But he practical realities of what it takes, I haven’t lived through yet. Right now it’s all just excitement about big ideas and all that.

I’m also at a point in my career where I love writing, but if I don’t get to write the thing, if there’s other people that are going to get this thing across the finish line, and I can be that for that person, that’s what’s most important to me. Just getting things made is the most important thing.

**John:** I’m first and foremost always a writer, so it’s always about how do I write the thing to make it happen. In my non-Hollywood stuff, like the software we make, I am not fundamentally a coder, so I feel fine being a producer on that project, because I’m not a designer, I’m not a coder, I’m not that person, but I am a good leader of people in that situation. If I were a talented coder, I’m sure Nima would hate me, because we’d be arguing about esoteric stuff in the code. That’s I think the difference is that I fundamentally identify as a writer first, and I will produce if it’s helpful for me to be producing. But producing and then I’m not writing, it’s just not a good fit for me.

**Drew:** Fair. Finally, Danny writes, “I have been a professional late-night comedy writer for 13 years now.”

**John:** Great.

**Drew:** “And only during this strike did I learn that I’m part of the Writers Guild known as Appendix A. I realize that we’re a small fraction of the Guild membership, but I find this name to be troubling. An appendix, by definition, is a thing tacked on to a report that no one reads, or an internal organ that can be surgically removed from the human body and not missed whatsoever. I know in three years the Negotiating Committee will have many issues to hammer out, but I feel like getting this changed should be top priority for everyone.”

**John:** Danny, first off, I hear you. I think it’s great that you’ve been a professional late-night comedy writer for 13 years. I’m not surprised you didn’t know that all this was covered under Appendix A. Appendix A is not a term that the WGA invented. It’s not anything pejorative.

Basically, there’s a whole big contract that covers film and television writing. There’s a whole section on screenwriting and feature writing. There’s a whole section on TV writing, which is mostly also what the streaming stuff is. Then there’s everything else. Everything else that could be covered under the WGA, it got all put in a thing called Appendix A, which is just a grab bag for everything else. It covers you as a late-night comedy writer. It covers game shows. It covers talk shows. It covers daytime talk shows. It covers soap operas. Everything else that is not a feature or a normal episodic television show gets put in Appendix A.

It’s an appendix just because it’s an appendix on the end of this big agreement. It’s been there for a long time. It’s not going to change. They’re not going to change the name. It doesn’t matter. It is not worth any capital at all for the Writers Guild to try to push this into a different part of the contract, because it wouldn’t change anything. It’s still just a third category of writers who are protected underneath the Writers Guild.

What I will say is the folks who are writing for Appendix A shows, especially late-night comedy variety writers, have incredible advocates in the Guild. Going into this negotiation, everyone in that negotiating room learned so much about how Appendix A shows work and how we need to protect them, particularly for the changes that are happening as we go into streaming and into AVOD and into other future technologies. Don’t feel like you are some useless appendage that is not part of the main Guild. You are right there in the center of it.

Also, so many writers work in multiple fields. I started as purely a screenwriter, but I’ve also written TV. So many writers we’ve talked to and writers who’ve come on the show started off doing late-night comedy variety shows and are now doing features or are now doing TV. It all blends together. We need to make sure that writers are covered, no matter which work area they’re working under.

**Drew:** That’s great.

**John:** Cool. We answered a lot of questions. I’ve lost count. That was good.

**Drew:** That was a marathon.

**John:** We did skip a question. Jocelyn Lucia in Orlando wrote, “In the Bonus Segment of Episode 582, Craig hinted at being very involved with the Foley work in The Last of Us. He said he would give the podcast an exclusive story regarding this following the completion of its airing. Now that the season is out, is it time for the story?” Listen. I’ll leave it to Craig to tell exactly what his Foley was, but I think those doorknobs, all Craig Mazin.

**Drew:** I could hear it.

**John:** You could too. You hear it.

**Drew:** Those little, yeah.

**John:** Yeah, that’s it, 100%.

**Drew:** 100%.

**John:** He’s all the doorknobs. He’s the doorknobs and hinges. There are a lot of squeaky hinges, and that’s all Craig Mazin. He’s basically a squeaky hinge.

**Drew:** That makes sense.

**John:** Time for One Cool Things. My One Cool Thing was something I saw this week which I thought was terrific. The headline is An Extremely Detailed Map of New York City Neighborhoods. It’s from the New York Times. What they did is they basically surveyed people all throughout New York and greater New York about, “What is this block called? This block that you’re in, what is it called?” Literally, block by block in Manhattan, but also throughout Brooklyn and everywhere else, it’s, “What is the name for this place where you are?” because if you look on Google Maps or other places, they’ll have these categories for what these places are. There’ll be voting districts and things like that. But how people actually identify their block can be very specific.

What I love about how they charted this on this New York Times, again, incredibly detailed infographic with interactive elements, you can see really block by block how people identify. You can see the hazy borders between some places. Other times it’s super crisp, because on this side of a highway, it’s this; on this side of a highway, it’s that. I just thought it was great. There’s historic names. There’s newer names. I remember they were trying to rebrand Hell’s Kitchen as Clinton for a while, and that didn’t work.

**Drew:** Lower Manhattan on this is just a mess. Block by block, it’s [crosstalk 01:04:29].

**John:** Block by block. It’s great. I think it’s one of the reasons why New York is terrific but also really intimidating for outsiders is people will say a name, like, “I don’t know what that is.” “I have a friend who lives in Astoria.” I’m like, “I don’t know what Astoria is.” It’s like, “Oh, it’s that thing.” Surprisingly, that’s actually a very well-defined area.

With the exception of Roosevelt Island – either you’re on Roosevelt Island or you’re not on Roosevelt Island – a lot of other places are very ambiguous about what the boundaries are. In some cases it’s gentrification, or Upper East Side keeps getting pushed further and further north, where there used to be clearer boundaries between things.

**Drew:** Also, it looks like people on the Upper East Side also identify as being in Yorkville, which I’ve never heard before.

**John:** See, yeah. But a New Yorker would know maybe what Yorkville was. Of course, there’s going to be new stuff always coming online. Even driving to LA, we’re at the edge of Koreatown, which originally I was like, “Wait, is that pejorative? Is it bad to call it Koreatown?” No. It’s the largest Korean population outside of Korea in the world. Our Koreatown is really big. There’s also Historic Filipinotown. We have a Chinatown. We have Little Armenia. We have specific neighborhoods that come and go, but our boundaries are really blurry in Los Angeles too.

**Drew:** Do you believe East Hollywood is a thing?

**John:** I do not believe in East Hollywood.

**Drew:** I don’t either. That feels like we really tried, and we’re still trying.

**John:** For folks who don’t know Los Angeles, West Hollywood is actually a separate city. It is literally not part of Los Angeles. Fully surrounded by Los Angeles, but it’s not part of Los Angeles. Hollywood is just Hollywood. I guess it makes sense why you might call something East Hollywood, but where does East Hollywood start in people’s minds?

**Drew:** I think it’s between the Hollywood of the Capitol Records building and Little Armenia, basically.

**John:** To the freeway or past the freeway?

**Drew:** Maybe it’s everything east of the 101, but not quite. I don’t know. It’s so vague.

**John:** The 101 would be a good way to divide that, but I don’t know. A couple years ago, I think Curbed did a thing kind of like this for their site for Los Angeles. But I really want New York Times or LA Times to do the exact same thing, because I’m really curious what people would identify, because I would call this Hancock Park, but Windsor Square is right next door. People in Windsor Square, they just call it Hancock Park. No one really calls it Windsor Square anymore.

**Drew:** That’s very cool. Mine is much more low-tech. Mine is your local photo lab.

**John:** Tell us why.

**Drew:** For my wedding, we had about a dozen disposable cameras on the table. Every time in the last 10, 15 years I’ve gotten pictures printed, I’ve taken it to Target or CVS, and they are terrible. They’re about the same quality as if I had printed them at home. I don’t really know how to print them at home either.

We decided to go to a local place. They are lovely. They are so much cheaper than… We looked online at places that would be able to take the cameras. We were in Massachusetts. We were in Danvers, Massachusetts. This place was about a third of the price. They care about your pictures. They are guys who have been around these chemicals since high school basically and know what they’re doing. They took the cameras. They had us create a little Dropbox folder, or you can do Google Drive. They scan all the negatives, plop it right in there. You can pick what you want, and they print it out for you.

That’s the specific one, but I think most places… Not everyone still has a photo lab in their hometown. If you have them, check them out, because it’s people who care about your pictures, that make way better pictures than just the stuff you can order online.

**John:** Drew, are you old enough to remember one-hour photo labs?

**Drew:** Oh, yeah.

**John:** At the mall, you could actually take them in and get your photos back in an hour. Those all went away, because we all have digital cameras now. That machinery, that stuff still exists somewhere. It’s frustrating that if you go to CVS now – my daughter used a disposable camera for this hiking trip she took – if you send it in, it takes two weeks to come back. How soon are you getting photos back? Have you gotten them back yet?

**Drew:** We haven’t gotten the physical copies back yet. I think they’re going to ship them out this weekend.

**John:** Have you gotten the online ones?

**Drew:** Yes.

**John:** Great. That’s what you want.

**Drew:** It’s helpful too, because you can post them and all that stuff. Also, I don’t know, I get a little sad having my photos just sit on my camera. You don’t revisit them the same way. With those one-hour photo labs, used to, you’d get them and you’d sit down right there on the floor and you’d rip it open and look through them. I miss that a little bit. I think it’s more than just nostalgia. It’s genuinely people who care about the quality of it, which is great.

**John:** Great. Thank you for this One Cool Thing, because my assumption going into this was just you have to go to CVS or Target, because they’re the only places who can do that stuff. Of course there should be labs who can do that. That’s an established technology.

**Drew:** They’ve got all the same stuff.

**John:** Cool. That is our show for this week. Scriptnotes is produced by Drew Marquardt, who’s right here, edited by Matthew Chilelli.

**Drew:** Woo!

**John:** Outro this week is by Nico Mansy, and wow, it’s a really fun one. Thank Nico for this one. If you have an outro, you can send us a link to ask@johnaugust.com. That’s also the place where you can send questions, which Drew will file and organize, and we’ll eventually get to them in an episode. You can find the show notes for this episode and all episodes at johnaugust.com. That’s also where you’ll find transcripts and sign up for our weekly newsletter called Inneresting, which has lots of links to things about writing. We have T-shirts and hoodies. They’re great. You can find them at Cotton Bureau. If you’re Stuart Friedel, you can find a few of them left downstairs in the racks.

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**Drew:** It was fun. Thank you, John.

[Bonus Segment]

**John:** Drew, so you got married. Congratulations.

**Drew:** Thank you.

**John:** How does the wedding ring feel? I see it in your hand.

**Drew:** I keep playing with it a little bit. We were talking a little bit after the wedding about getting sleeved, and now I can’t stop worrying about that. It’s a little bit loose, so I’m constantly worried that I’m going to just catch it on something and it’s going to take my skin with it.

**John:** The terrifying thing that I brought up to Drew and ruined his life was the fact that it has happened that people have gotten their rings caught on things and then fallen or it pulled off all the skin on their finger, leaving just bone, which is absolutely terrifying.

**Drew:** It’s a new fear that’s entered my life. It used to just be losing my teeth.

**John:** But you did not lose your teeth or your finger. You got married. Let’s talk through wedding stuff, because weddings are so important. As I said in the setup here, I believed I’d been to a dozen or so weddings, and of course I’ve been to 43 or whatever. I’ve been to so many weddings. Yours was lovely. Yours was really great.

Let’s talk about some of the things that made your wedding great, the plan going into that, and as a person who I’m sure has been to a zillion weddings because of your age cohort, things you were looking for, things you were trying to avoid.

**Drew:** I actually haven’t been to that many weddings. I think people my age, especially in the entertainment industry, seem to be pushing the weddings further and further out.

**John:** Weirdly, your college friends are not married. I met a bunch of your college friends. For whatever reason, they’re not married.

**Drew:** They’ve been dating for decades, some of them, but yeah, they’re not married. This was one of the first in my friends group. We’ve been engaged for two years, which maybe helped. It gave us some time to plan. But I will say it didn’t change that much, because I think there are some things you can’t start doing until certain points. About a year out, that’s when you can start sending certain things, and that you get certain information. I’m not sure that necessarily helped make it good.

**John:** For the folks who weren’t there, which is hopefully most of this audience-

**Drew:** Yeah, could be.

**John:** Let’s start with the venue, because you picked a historic venue, and the whole wedding took place at that venue, including the reception and everything afterwards. There was no go to one place, then hop in your car, drive to another place for the party thereafter. That was a fundamental decision?

**Drew:** That was a fundamental decision. The place we chose was a historic landmark, which you think might be expensive, but actually, because it was government-owned, it was actually pretty cheap, compared to some of the places that you look at where it’s $10,000 for the night or something crazy for a barn. That helped. We also wanted a nondenominational wedding. We picked that place. It was beautiful enough as it was. Sorry, what was your [indiscernible 01:13:06]?

**John:** The venue was great. You picked it early on. You reserved it. Clearly, that venue had been used for weddings a ton. You didn’t have to invent everything, correct?

**Drew:** Correct. The nice part also about picking that venue was that, because it was a historic building, they had certain controls in place. They had their caterers, who knew the building. They were the only caterers we could work with, so we didn’t have to go taste a million things. They had recommendations for everyone. They do weddings all the time, so they had their people, which we were happy to take their recommendations. We used their recommendations. Also, little things like no actual burning candles, nothing like that, so safety was built in. Especially as we were planning during COVID, they were very strict about that, so that was important to us too.

**John:** Great. Let’s talk about guests. We got a save the date and then we got further information. How early on did you have a sense of how many guests there would be?

**Drew:** You go in with the big dream of everyone you’ve ever met is going to be at this wedding. I think I still would have loved for that to be the case. Then the practicalities and money and all that very quickly winnows that down. We knew we were looking about 100 guests maximum.

Then you’re also doing the balance too, where you have your family, and you have to figure that out. You want to make sure it’s balanced between the two people, so that no one feels like it’s one family’s wedding or that it’s the other family’s wedding. All those little politics things start coming into play. We were really lucky. We had two great families who were very understanding and all that stuff. Still, you never want to push anyone into places where they’re going to feel uncomfortable or any of those things.

What was nice was take big swaths out of the equation. I just went through the Stark Program. I was able to say, “That’s 30 people. That’s going to be too much of one block. I don’t want to pick and choose, because I love them all. I’m just going to say no one from grad school. I love you, but it’s not going to happen this time.”

**John:** That was a question, because I was wondering where the Stark friends were there. For our wedding, we were about the same size. What we did was we did a bachelor’s night party the night before the wedding, where we just invited all the folks who we couldn’t invite to the wedding. We had a venue and a bar, and we were all there. We had little photo booths. It was just like an extra little reception-

**Drew:** That’s great.

**John:** … but just the night before, so it wasn’t the wedding. That ended up working out well for us.

**Drew:** Sorry. Was it for your wedding guests too?

**John:** No. Wedding guests were not invited to that. It’s just the folks who we couldn’t invite to the wedding, like our dentist and other friends like that. I guess there may have been a couple people who were at both, but really the expectation was not that you were going to be at both. You were going to be at one or the other. It was fun. It worked out really well. I don’t want to say these were second-tier friends, but this is what we would’ve invited all the Stark friends to. We did invite a lot of my Stark friends to that.

**Drew:** I think we probably need to do that too. We’ve promised people that we would do something like that.

**John:** That’d be great, just an LA reception for this. Now, you were a destination wedding. Neither of you live where the wedding was. This was her hometown. How early in the process did you decide that it was a destination wedding?

**Drew:** Fairly early on. We played around with the idea of it being in LA. But part of it was cost. Part of it was getting her family out here had been tough, and grandparents too.

**John:** Of course.

**Drew:** Especially if you want to make sure certain grandparents are there. I don’t have any grandparents, so my family was very mobile and able to go. That felt like that was the smartest idea at the time. The idea of it being a destination wedding definitely comes into play. You realize that you’re asking a lot more from your guests-

**John:** Absolutely.

**Drew:** … than if you were just doing it even in a backyard or something.

**John:** Absolutely. I have friends who are in their late 20s, early 30s, who are at the really peak age of a zillion weddings. All their college friends are getting married. Megana went through this as well when she was doing this producer job, where she was just constantly going from one to the next. It becomes that cliché of 27 Dresses or Plus One, where your life is just spent going from wedding to wedding to wedding and feeling frustration that you don’t have a life of your own, you’re just a guest at weddings.

**Drew:** The money, especially for Megana, being part of those bridal parties or bachelor party. You want the friendship. You want to be invited. But oh my god. I feel so bad for my best man. How much money he spent on me is humbling. I think that’s been a thing too that’s been really hard to cope with is how much people do for you, and you have to just accept it and not feel guilty about it. It’s overwhelming when you start realizing how much people are doing for you.

**John:** Let’s talk through some of the cliches of weddings and also things we’ve seen in movies and television. The fact that on your wedding day, you’re not going to have a chance to talk to anybody or spend more than two minutes with any person.

**Drew:** Kind of true, especially ours. We had a time limit in the building, basically. You’re just on a train track, and it goes by really fast. You get enough. You get to talk to people if you make the time to do it, but not any meaningful conversations or anything like that.

**John:** One of the things I actually really enjoyed about your wedding, so your wedding was from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. at this historic building. You were out the door at 10:00 p.m., literally, like, “Lights are on. You gotta leave.” I really enjoyed that about your wedding, because I’ve found so many weddings, I don’t know when it’s time to leave, or the people are hanging on too late, and you feel like you have to stick around. It’s like, “Nope. You gotta go.” You and Heather also provided electrolytes to put in our water bottles as we left. Delicious. I was not hung over the next day.

**Drew:** Those are great.

**John:** Good choices.

**Drew:** Especially with an open bar too, you want to make sure that they’re-

**John:** The open bar is a considerable expense. It wasn’t as much as your catering, but it was not a cheap open bar.

**Drew:** It was part of the catering, but yeah, that was a little bit more. That was important for my parents. I think that was their must-have. It was great. I think food and bar were the most expensive part of the whole thing. I’m very good with that, because it’s kind of like being on a set. Honestly, the whole thing ends up feeling like a production. Especially if everybody’s fed, if there’s food all the time, and there’s drinks, everybody’s happy. If anything falls apart, no one cares.

**John:** I’ve been to 43 weddings or something, and a huge range of how they were staged. The successful weddings for me are definitely the ones where I felt like, “Oh, this couple’s in love. They’re doing it for the right reasons. They’re doing this for themselves. They’re enjoying their day.” It didn’t matter whether it was in someone’s backyard or at a very fancy resort if it felt like they are doing this because they want to have this great experience, and they want to share this great experience with a bunch of people who are really close to them. That’s what your wedding had.

It’s also what makes me happy when I see it is the weddings that really prioritize what is going to be great for this couple as they head off into their next thing, what’s going to create memories that they’re going to be excited about, rather than showcase weddings that are just whatever.

**Drew:** I don’t think we would’ve been good with a showcase one. I think with each decision, as long as it’s personal to you, the cumulative effect ends up being a very personal wedding. At the same time, we didn’t want it to just feel like it’s just for us and no one else, because you’ve definitely been to weddings where it feels that too, where it’s almost like the couple are in their own world. It feels not contempt that you’re there, but there’s like, “It’s you and me against the world.” You’re like, “We’re here too.”

**John:** “We’re on your team. We drove here.”

**Drew:** “We did a lot. I put on a tie.” We didn’t want it to feel that way either. You want the songs to be fun and danceable. Heather and I are nerds for all sorts of music. You start to cut some of those favorites away, just because it’s an odd beat to dance to. It’s all balance. It’s so stressful, but it ends up being fine. You worry about every little choice. I can’t imagine the people who have also other people in their ear telling them about things too. That’s a whole other level that I’m very lucky we didn’t have. Then the day comes, and it’s fine, and everyone’s pitching in to make it the best.

**John:** You had the disposable cameras on the table. Mike and I are of course very good students who make sure that every photo’s taken. We got to make sure we got everything documented. You also had a photographer there to shoot. Obviously, in a wedding you’re going to think about photography. To me, most important for our wedding and other events I’ve been to is you want somebody who’s good at actually filming what’s happening and shooting what’s actually happening and not just about the staged things. Because you didn’t have a wedding party, you didn’t have to do all that other stuff. It’s just like, what did the night feel like? The thing I loved so much about our wedding is we have a good compiled book of just the photos from the wedding that really feel like that night.

**Drew:** I think that was super important for both Heather and I is that it felt like is and it all felt real. We had a fairly journalist photographer. We had those disposable cameras. Even Heather had to really talk her makeup artist back from doing the full bridal makeup, because we didn’t want it to feel like this staged thing. We got pictures with everyone. We made sure that all the boxes were checked, and everyone will have those things, but that you can hopefully feel the energy when you look back on it.

I also didn’t want a videographer. This might be controversial. But there’s something better about looking at pictures and remembering than actually seeing. The few videos I’ve seen of myself dancing on the dance floor, I hate. I can’t do it. The pictures are good. The pictures look very fun. It’s how I want to remember it. You can fill in the blanks as opposed to seeing the stark reality.

**John:** 100%. Congratulations again. First and hopefully last wedding you’ll be through for yourself.

**Drew:** Thank you for being there. It was great.

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Scriptnotes, Episode 617: Monsters and You, Transcript

November 30, 2023 Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here](https://johnaugust.com/2023/monsters-and-you).

**John August:** Hello and welcome. My name is John August.

**Craig Mazin:** My name is Craig Mazin.

**John:** This is Episode 617 of Scriptnotes, a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriters. Craig, happy Halloween.

**Craig:** Yes, the spookiest day of spooky season has arrived.

**John:** Indeed.

**Craig:** Really, as we were saying earlier, this is the only spooky time you and I recognize, today, Halloween.

**John:** Today.

**Craig:** That’s it.

**John:** Today is the day.

**Craig:** That’s it.

**John:** I think it’s good we have a Halloween. I think we need a day of fear and merriment. I don’t know. I’m glad this has persisted into our increasingly Christian world.

**Craig:** All of our best holidays are pagan, including all the good Christian ones. For instance, Christmas is-

**John:** Christmas.

**Craig:** … definitely the winter solstice celebration, with its tree.

**John:** Indeed.

**Craig:** Easter is obviously the pagan spring fertility holiday with its bunny rabbits and eggs.

**John:** Obviously, it fit so naturally into the story of Christ’s resurrection.

**Craig:** Jesus would talk about rabbits all the time.

**John:** All the time.

**Craig:** Pagans really gave us all of our good stuff. Halloween is purely pagan. The Christians didn’t get around to Christianifying it. That’s why a bunch of, I don’t know, Southern Baptist churches are anti-Halloween. You know what? The only thing, as a language purist, that I would do to improve Halloween is popularizing the correct apostrophe between the two E’s, Hallowe’en.

**John:** We’en.

**Craig:** It’s not going to happen.

**John:** It’s never going to happen. It’d be fun to do it, but also it feels like you’re just one of those too-fancy people. It feels like you’re The New Yorker magazine type. You are The New Yorker when you’re putting the-

**Craig:** It’s a New Yorker thing to do. It is, yeah, to put the umlaut over the second O of corroborate.

**John:** The diaeresis mark, yeah, for sure.

**Craig:** I love it. I love it.

**John:** It’s so good. It’s good.

**Craig:** Oh, New Yorker.

**John:** Today on the show, what are monsters, really? We’ll discuss the functions they perform in film and TV and how they differ from traditional villains. Plus, we’ll talk about how the trappings of narrative, including good and evil, are applied to real life news. In our Bonus Segment for Premium Members, Craig, let’s journey back to the old internet and discuss what was lost and whether it matters. We’ll be going through a new internet archive that traces back to the early days of even before the web.

**Craig:** Oh, wow, pre-web stuff. Okay.

**John:** Pre-web stuff.

**Craig:** In my brain, I was thinking about that little man with the hard hat and the sign that said under “construction,” which every website used to be.

**John:** Yes, but before that we had ARPANET. We had Usenet groups. We had all those little things. We’ll talk a bit about that. It’s a whole little museum that we can click through some slides for.

**Craig:** Great.

**John:** Good, fun times. First, we have some follow-up. Back in Episode 615 we talked about aphantasia, which is where people do not have the ability to visualize. We speculated, what is it like to be a writer, specifically a screenwriter, if you don’t have that ability to visualize. Luckily, we have the best listeners in the entire universe, and two of them wrote in with their experiences having aphantasia and writing.

**Drew Marquardt:** Tim says, “Think of it as having a mind’s eye that works as code instead of rendered visuals. If I’m thinking of a room and the objects within it, I’m thinking about the concepts of those things, and with effort, my imagination holds them relative to each other in a virtual space, not just as a list. Spatial awareness of a story world is pretty essential, but from what my experience and what I’ve read, I don’t think this is something that aphantasia rules out. But seeing that world in crisp HD visuals or not having to consciously think of every detail and texture is part of your imaginary process, it probably is. Similarly, lacking an inner monologue doesn’t stop me imagining a conversation. That’s probably why I take pleasure in writing.”

**John:** It sounds like Tim has both aphantasia and the lack of an inner monologue, and he still gets writing done. He still seems to be able to create scenes. I think Tim’s expectation is that you and I, Craig, are seeing everything in full HD videos in our heads. That’s not my experience. I don’t know what it is for you.

**Craig:** No, it’s far more mushy than that. It does strike me that one of the quirks of our brains is that when we’re asked to talk about things our brains can’t do, we don’t really know. It’s kind of like asking somebody who is colorblind to talk about their relative ease or difficulty moving through the world. Sometimes you just don’t know.

There are things where it’s like, okay, it’s not that I can’t do something, but if I don’t see it, I don’t know what I’m missing. I think that that applies to everybody. Everybody’s brain operates under basic D and D point array rules. You get a certain amount of points to put in your six ability categories. We all have things where we have more points than others.

Funny, I was talking about this just yesterday with somebody that on the IQ tests where you would have to fold boxes, I’m terrible. I just really struggle with that. I never think about it as I go through life, because I don’t actually know what I’m missing. I am sure that people who have excellent ability to do things like that simply experience the world in a slightly richer way than I do. Doesn’t mean better. Just richer, meaning fuller, more detail, more information.

The fact is, Tim is absolutely right. You can get by. You can do these things. My guess is that there are probably some areas where his ability stats are higher than mine because points didn’t go into visual awareness or internal visual conception.

**John:** It’s interesting you bring up IQ tests, because I believe that one of the biggest criticisms of the classic IQ tests is that they over-reward certain, very specific pattern-matching and visual abilities, to the detriment of other things, like language or, obviously, emotional intelligence, other ways in which you measure intelligence, because as I do think back to the IQ-like tests that I took as a child, they were a lot of folding boxes or figuring out the next thing in a sequence, that were largely visual. I do wonder if that’s a thing.

I’m also struck by the fact that whenever we’re talking about what our brains are doing, we are talking about them, we are writing about them, we are using our language faculties to do it. That is, of course, an abstraction from what we’re actually really experiencing. The degree to which we use language as a proxy for all other aspects of consciousness is one of the real challenges in our inability to communicate what something is like other than with our words.

**Craig:** Yeah. It may be that language is consciousness, that the thing you’re describing as the conversion process is the process, that all of our consciousness is just a language-ified experience. This now wanders into areas beyond our expertise.

**John:** I think that’s safe to say, and sometimes beyond scientific expertise. I think you sometimes do wander into philosophical areas here, where they’re just not a good place to say here. We do have some more concrete examples from another listener, Matthew, who talks about his writing process with aphantasia.

**Drew:** Matthew says, “I start much as anyone else might, with a log line, then an outline. I will then create a visual outline of the movie, sort of like a lookbook. I’ll source all sorts of images that illustrate almost every scene of the movie. This helps me, pre script face, to really visualize the feeling and vibe I’m going for. I need to lay out all the visuals of the film to really get a sense of the whole thing, because it can be a little daunting starting a project and seeing nothing when you close your eyes.”

**Craig:** I get this, Matthew, completely. I think, first of all, it’s a very smart way of approaching it. What you do find when you get out of the world of just writing and into the world of writing for production, that very soon, everyone around you is going to start pulling these visuals out. Why? Because they’re trying to get in your head. They’ve read your script, they see what you’re describing as best as you could, and now they’re trying to create a common language with you. What you’re doing is you’re creating a common language to start with. It’s very helpful for other people.

I also know what you mean when you say it can be a little daunting starting a project and seeing nothing when you close your eyes, even though I see lots when I close my eyes when I’m starting writing.

What I have noticed – and this is all fresh and current to me now because I’m in prep – when it’s time to, say, storyboard a sequence, it’s very difficult for me to storyboard it in the abstract. But if I can go to where we are shooting it, if it’s a location, or sometimes I’ll have the art department tape it out on the floor of the stage – just tape it out, just so I can have, again, a D and D style overhead map kind of view – it really helps me then go from there into angles and ideas. For me, at least, I find it hard and also sometimes counterproductive, even, to just start pulling stuff out of my butt and putting it into storyboard. I get that feeling. I think this is a very smart way of approaching it.

**John:** We’re talking about the difference between abstract visualizations versus concrete and where you fall on that spectrum. It occurs to me, Craig, that over the time that we’ve played D and D, we’ve played in a whole range of levels in abstraction. We’ve played theater of the mind. We’re just like, okay, we’re all in this space. We’re not going to put figurines down on the tabletop. We know whose turn it is. We know roughly where people are.

You had, at some point, backed a Kickstarter or something with this giant 3D models that you assembled on a tabletop, where we were moving stuff around. It was incredibly tactile. You could see exactly where we were at. You could measure with a ruler to see how close we were. Other times, we’ve done the grid, where we just have erasable markers to show the edges of boundaries of things.

Now, we’re increasingly doing this top-down view in Roll20. Some of the maps you’ve been using, especially in this last campaign, are incredibly detailed, with textures and pools of blood and all that stuff. I don’t know. It feels much more concrete, and it requires less work in all of our brains to imagine where we are in space.

Looking ahead to the upcoming things, it feels much that there are 3D systems coming up there. Baldur’s Gate is a D and D game that is incredibly detailed and 3D. I do wonder how that changes our experience of the game and how it changes how we’re approaching things, when it’s not just a collective improv. We’re all imagining we’re in a space together, but we are literally seeing the space together.

**Craig:** I’m always one to go for that. I like to go toward that, because I do think it fleshes the experience out. It makes it exciting. Of course, what happens is once the novelty wears off, everything turns back into the same thing.

Thinking about video games, they’re so much more detailed and beautiful now, but when you’re playing, it’s not like my dopamine levels are 400% higher than they were back when I was on a Nintendo 64. They’re not. The play ultimately reduces back into the joy of the play and not so much the joy of the enhancement of the visuals, but I do like those things. It’s actually why I don’t get grouchy about, “In my day, we used to have to use our imaginations.” We’re all using our imaginations anyway. It is all imaginative.

It’s just more exciting to see a fireball explode than to just have somebody go, “A fireball goes off,” and then we’re all like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much damage did I take?” At least now we get to see something go kaboom, which is fun.

**John:** When I was playing one of these recent games – it could’ve been the most recent Diablo – I was trucking through something, and at some point I felt kind of guilty, because these were gorgeous landscapes that I was running through, and I was not paying any attention to these gorgeous landscapes at all, because I was just tracking the little mini map or my quest.

That’s an experience in real life as well, where you don’t notice what’s outside your window, because you’re focusing on some other thing. There’s a trade-off to be made in terms of how we generalize past this real-world experience to play the game. Whether it’s literally a video game or how we’re getting through life, we don’t stop to appreciate how pretty things are outside.

**Craig:** Smell the roses.

**John:** Yeah. We have one last bit of follow-up here. Laya in Serbia wrote in about Aaron Sorkin.

**Drew:** Laya wrote in to share that, “Aaron Sorkin said on BBC’s This Cultural Life podcast that when he is writing, he can hear a scene perfectly, he can hear the dialog, but, quote, ‘It is at the expense of seeing the scene. I don’t think visually at all.'”

**Craig:** That’s not wildly surprising, given that Aaron Sorkin’s strength, the thing that sets him apart, is his wonderful dialog. If you were to say to me, name a writer that is known for their dialog, I would just say Aaron Sorkin. If you look at the famous courtroom confrontation in A Few Good Men, they’re in a wooden rectangle, and one of them’s standing. One of them’s sitting. The visuals are not relevant.

It’s one of the reasons why Fincher I thought was such a wonderful pairing with Sorkin for Social Network, because Fincher is so brilliantly visual. What I love about him as a director is, his visual sense, his cinematic sense is not showy. It’s not about, “Look at my crazy angles. Look at my cool stuff. Look at all my neato tricks.” It’s composition. It’s composition. It’s depth. It’s knowing where the camera ought to be in connection to relationship. He’s so good at that. The combination of his eye and Sorkin’s language in Social Network just elevated that. It’s such a great film.

**John:** I’m trying to think through Sorkin films or things that were for television where not just silence, but characters in a place, not talking were crucial story elements. Not a lot of them leap to mind. I think these are always characters, the joke is that they’re always walking circles, but they are always talking. I’m having a hard time remembering crucial moments in Sorkin’s stories that weren’t about the talking.

**Craig:** He populates his work with characters who express themselves verbally. If I think about Social Network, and I think about the characters in there, Mark Zuckerberg expresses himself verbally, Andrew Garfield’s character, the lawyers, the Winklvii, everyone. There’s a wonderful scene in Social Network where the Winklevoss twins go to see Larry Summers, the then-president of Harvard. That scene is – I hope you’re sitting down – rat-a-tat, incredibly intelligent dialog. It is two people sitting across from another person. Even Larry Summers’s assistant, who’s sitting at another desk, she seems brilliant.

Everybody is at an IQ of 180, and their verbal scores are 800 on that achievement test. Everyone is just witty and smart and fast. They think fast. They talk fast. Everyone’s sentences are complete. Is it mannered? I guess. But it’s entertaining. His intelligence is entertaining, and he’s witty, so it just works.

**John:** In Social Network, there is a sequence where the Winklevii are at the Regatta, and so the sequence of rowing, and that’s beautifully done. I also wonder how many times it was nearly cut, because it’s actually not especially relevant to the film. That’s a non-dialog sequence I can recall in that film, and it’s one of the very few.

**Craig:** It’s beautiful.

**John:** Beautiful.

**Craig:** I remember when I saw it. It uses that tilt-shift method where it makes things almost look like they’re in a diorama or something. I do remember in the theater thinking, this was certainly not written down like this. The combination of the music and the photographic style and the way it was working, it just felt very visual. That’s not to say that screenplays don’t normally have scenes like that. If I’m writing a movie, and I want a scene like that, I write it.

**John:** My scripts are full of those scenes.

**Craig:** Maybe I’m wrong, but I would be surprised if Aaron Sorkin wrote that in that way, because like he says, he can hear it, but he doesn’t think visually at all. I don’t know how you get to that if you don’t.

**John:** We have two bits of follow-up. We’ve talked about Craig’s diabetes. In Episode 615, we were talking about the degree to which a person who’s diabetic should tick a box for disabled and to what degree you need to bring it up. We had two listeners write in about that.

**Craig:** Great.

**Drew:** First is from Mick, who is a type 1 diabetic. He’s been working in production for over 20 years. He says, “When I first started working in the industry, I mostly didn’t tell anyone. It was just easier not to have to explain the intricacies of managing such a complex medical condition, and my goal was that I was not defined by it.

“Looking back, I can see how much easier it would’ve been if I let my employers know earlier, especially since diabetes management is built around consistent timing for meals and insulin and controlled output of energy and exercise. I eat pretty much the exact opposite of the chaotic nature of life on set. I experienced delayed insulin shots and low blood sugar levels due to production meetings that ran hours longer than scheduled, on-set catering that only included high-sugar foods or soft drinks, and shoot schedules that didn’t accommodate time to check blood glucose levels, or when the mealtimes are completely out of line with my dietary schedule.

“Now, I always let colleagues know in advance, but I also ensure that I have everything I need to self-manage. I found that people are always compassionate and genuinely keen to ensure that I am okay. There’s also the duty of disclosure to consider, should any diabetes-related health and safety situations arise on set.

“Fortunately, the tools available for diabetes management now, such as continuous glucose meters, have made everything easier as a TV professional. Writers’ rooms really shouldn’t be catered exclusively with candy and soda, for everyone’s benefit.”

**Craig:** Here here. Mick has been dealing with, we’ll call it proper, complicated type 1 diabetes for a long time. I’m dealing with non-complicated type 1 diabetes for a bit, and then eventually, it will be complicated. When it does, this will definitely be part of figuring things out. There are certain things that even now I know I have to make sure of. What I have to make sure of is that I do have high-protein, low-carb bars, things like that around. The people that work with me know that when it’s time for lunch, if everybody’s getting pasta, we’re going to have to find something else for me.

He’s right. Look, I’m the boss. I’m going to acknowledge this. Of course everyone’s super compassionate with me. They have to be. But it’s good to hear that when you’re not the boss, they’re also compassionate. I think people in general really do want to help people that have a health requirement like this. It is also important that people do know, because once you do start getting on the insulin train, there are times where your blood sugar can go too low. That is a very dangerous situation.

I don’t know, John. You and I don’t really spend much time in writers’ rooms, but I would be surprised if the modern day writers’ room really is just candy and soda. Everybody seems so health-conscious in LA.

**John:** In the time you were doing the first season of The Last of Us, I had a bunch of other showrunners on, and we were just talking through the writers’ rooms processes. They’re so different from show to show to show. Some of them are largely still virtual. Some are back in person. Some are trying to really limit the hours down. They start at 10:00, and they’re done by 4:00, and it’s really straightforward.

I think a consistent thing I’ve heard is that people are more mindful of what’s happening in that room. I think snacks are part of that, and so making sure that people have the right choices. Also, what Mick is saying, you also bring your own. It’s a combination of making sure that the room is set up properly, but also that people feel free to self-cater as they need to, to make sure they have what they need.

**Craig:** I will say one of the things that Mick is dead-on about is that continuous glucose monitoring really has changed so much, because you don’t have to wonder what’s going on.

**John:** Exactly.

**Craig:** You don’t have to go, “Oh, I don’t feel so good. Maybe I should stick a thing in my finger, put some blood on a thing, put it in the thing.” No. Your phone goes bleep bleep bleep, and it goes, “Hey, FYI, it’s going up. It’s going down.” It really does save you a lot of misery. It’s a great safety net.

**John:** Craig, just because I don’t know the terms properly, is complicated versus non-complicated, does that come down to whether you’re having to inject insulin?

**Craig:** That’s a Craig term. Yes, it really does come down to are you injecting insulin or do you have an insulin pump or not. For people who are diagnosed with type 1 diabetes as adults, there often is a time period where you’re still heading towards that place, but you’re not there yet, but you get there. Once you’re dealing with insulin, it just is more complicated, although even now, there are these closed-loop systems where you have a pump, and the pump and the continuous glucose monitor talk to each other. The pump turns on when it feels like you need some, and it’s not on when you don’t. Now you’ve got a thing that you’re wearing that has a tube that goes into you with a little port. It’s a thing. It’s a thing.

**John:** Also in the episode, we were talking about whether you tick that box or feeling like you’re taking resources away from other people. Teresa wrote in with her opinion on that.

**Craig:** Great.

**Drew:** Teresa says, “To address taking resources away from those who really need it, that’s exactly why one should claim the disabled label regardless of what they personally do or don’t need themselves. It’s like the reason behind a Census. You count certain demographics, so you know what resources need to be allotted in which places. If people don’t count themselves as members of all their communities, those communities might not be allotted enough resources where they are. Inclusion isn’t about waiting for disabled people to show up to tell you what they need before you start thinking about it. It’s about creating environments that allow disabled people to see themselves there in the first place and want to be there. You don’t have to need an accommodation immediately for it to be good to have available. When you need it is usually too late to ask.”

**Craig:** That’s fair. I guess, Teresa, I should be a little more nuanced in my ticking the box thing, because you’re right, when it is a question of taking a Census and feeling out how many people of a certain category a larger group has, no question. For instance, when I apply for, let’s say, a membership into a large group, and there is a… I just did this the other day, and there was a section that just said do you have a disability. I checked yes, because there’s not a specific resource that they’re offering me that I might take. That is very much about census-taking and about establishing a broad base of need.

Where I struggle a bit is when there is specifically something that is being reserved for somebody with a disability. My understanding is there will be plenty of people applying for this, that there will be more applicants than resource. If there are more applicants than resource, and the resource is established, then I’m going to go ahead and not tick the box, because I don’t want to take that resource from somebody that needs it more than I do.

It is nuanced. I recognize your point. I think it’s an excellent point, Teresa. I try and tick the box when I feel like it’s about standing up and being counted, as you say. I try to not tick the box when it’s the equivalent of a scholarship for a disabled person. At that point, I don’t feel good about claiming that scholarship.

**John:** I think it’s worth noting that in many cases you are going to have the opportunity to individually mark what the disability is or what that condition is that is notable, so that if there is a situation where we are looking for… I’m thinking in the case of writers. There are situations where you’re looking specifically for blind writers who have that experience, because you’re working on a show where that could be very, very helpful. If you just had a broad category for disabled, then you’re going to have hard time finding who is the person who has the specific experience that I need to have in that writers’ room and who’s fantastic.

I agree with Craig in that sense of, if there’s a broad census of who in America has a disability, it’s going to be a very large percentage of Americans. That’s not necessarily taking resources away from anything. In many cases, it may just be increasing the awareness that we need to have resources available.

**Craig:** Here’s a question for you, John, and something I’ve been thinking about lately, and even in the census aspect of it. You get a sheet, and it says, hey, what’s your race, what’s this, what’s your sexuality, and you check off gay. Do you ever think to yourself, they’re going to be patting themselves on their back for getting a gay person in, but really, they haven’t actually done anything, that this is about them making themselves feel good? Because I had that feeling when I saw this disabled box. I’m like, you’re getting away with murder here, aren’t you? Do you know what I mean?

**John:** Yes, I do know what you mean. In my specific career, I’ve not felt like it’s ever been a huge asset or liability for me to be openly gay, which is fantastic and wonderful. I’m lucky to have come into the industry when I did.

I’m also acknowledging the fact I present very straight. I don’t present especially queer, in a way that makes it very easy for people to ignore it. I do have to consciously out myself early in working relationships at times, just so people know and so people don’t accidentally say something that feels really awkward for anybody.

**Craig:** Someone may accidentally say a bad thing they shouldn’t be saying.

**John:** Yes, that. Being married is really helpful, because I could say “my husband” and that does a lot of the work. Back to my earlier point that the specificity is really, really helpful, the fact that I’m a gay person doesn’t make me better qualified to tell a story of indigenous trans youth. It doesn’t make me better qualified for a lot of specific story scenarios in which you want to have somebody whose experience better matches what it is you’re trying to tell.

That’s why I like that even the WGA’s surveys and how you fill out your boxes in terms of what you identify as, it does get more granular than that, so people can actually look for characteristics that match what they need.

**Craig:** I guess all this is to say it’s tricky, because when you’re dealing with trying to improve inclusion and representation, when the groups themselves are not particularly native to the inclusion or the reproduction, you can sometimes feel like you’re being farmed. That’s a weird feeling. On the other hand, that needs to happen, or that group isn’t going to change. We all have to make our peace with the queasiness of some of these things, I think, in order to make sure that other people are helped.

The one thing that it’s nice to have this show, is that you and I can talk about these things, and in its own way, we do make people aware of these things. We do confront them, in a nice, passive way, because we’re not in the room with them. They can hear these things. For those people who are doing hiring or surveying or awarding limited resources, I think this is a nice, civil discussion to have. It doesn’t need to be fraught with emotion or drama. It just has to be looked at with open eyes.

There are quite a few programs in our business that are mentorship programs for writers of color, or in some of the development programs that they have at Warner Bros or Universal. I can’t remember quite the name of those. In some point it becomes a catchall for, it’s for not straight white people.

**John:** Under-represented groups is classically how you’d [crosstalk 00:29:25] those.

**Craig:** Not straight, white, able-bodied people. The resource management really does make these things sticky. I like talking about them. I think that we’re all a bit nervous sometimes to talk about these things, because the general tenor of discussion on the internet is a full-on shit show. It just doesn’t matter what you say or what you do. It devolves almost instantly. That’s a shame, but also good to remind each other that most productive conversations about anything do not happen on the internet, do not happen on social media at all. That is the equivalent of, it’s 1:00 a.m. in a crowded bar, and people have been talking about politics, and they’re just screaming drunkenly at each other.

Calmly, in other places, rational people can really open each other’s eyes about these things. It’s one of the reasons I appreciate Teresa writing in, because she’s making a really interesting point. I guess on my own path, I’ll have to figure it out.

**John:** This whole conversation we’ve been having about whether to mark the box for disabled or whether to mark the box for LGBT is really familiar and probably almost passe for… I have friends who were agonizing over, they are Latino, but they would not normally identify as Latino, and so the question of how Latino do you need to be in order to mark that box, as we talked about in my One Cool Thing last week, the whole notion of Hispanic, Latino, or Latinx is a shifting target. The exact same things we brought up, that Teresa brought up, in terms of it’s good to tick the box for census reasons, but also are you taking resources away, these are questions we’re always going to be grappling with.

**Craig:** Grapple we shall together, but good that we are grappling. It’s a positive sign. It used to be when you and I were kids that no one talked about any of this, and you were out of luck. These are good developments, believe it or not.

**John:** I think they are. Let’s move on to our main topic today, which is monsters. I thought about this because three of the projects I’m currently working on have monsters in them to some degree. We’ve talked on the show a lot about antagonists and villains, but I don’t recall us ever really getting into monsters per se, which means we probably need to describe what we mean by monsters.

In my head, I’m thinking basically non-human characters that, while they may have some intelligence, are not villains in the sense that they have classic motivations and who can interact with other characters around them the way that human characters can. I was grouping them into three big buckets. But I’m curious, before we get into that, if you have a definition of monster that might be different than that.

**Craig:** Monster to me is either a non-human or an altered human, a human that has been changed into something that is not human, that has both extraordinary ability compared to a human, and also presents danger to regular humans.

**John:** That feels fair. The kinds of monsters I’m talking about, I have three broad categories, and think we can think of more than that, but they’re primal monsters, which I would say are things that resemble our animals, our beasts, but just taken to a bigger extreme. Your sharks, your bears, your wolves could be monsters, any giant version of a normal animal. They tend to be predators. Werewolves in their werewolf form feel like a primal monster. The aliens in Alien feel like that kind of primal monster.

**Craig:** Dinosaurs.

**John:** Dinosaurs, absolutely. In D and D terms, we’d say that they are generally neutral. You can’t even really call them evil, because they’re just doing what they do. Evil requires some kind of calculation that they don’t have.

**Craig:** They’re instinctive. It’s the aliens in Alien I suppose. We’ll get some angry letters from Alien fans, but those creatures do seem like they are driven by such a pure Darwinism that it is no longer a question of morality. They are simply following their instinct to dominate.

**John:** We have another category I would say are the manmade monsters. These are killers robots, Frankenstein’s monster. Of course, that monster does have some motivation beyond its thing, but any sort of Gollum-y kind of creature. Some zombies I would say are manmade. It depends on what causes them to become those monsters. Craig, would you say that the creatures in The Last of Us, would you call them monsters?

**Craig:** They are altered humans, yes, but they’re monsters. There’s no question. Part of what we try and do is, when we can illicit some at least, if not sympathy, a reminder that they are not to blame. They’re sick. They are no longer in control of their bodies. They’re no longer in control of what they do. The fact is, no matter how hard we try and do that, they’re behaving monstrously. They are monsters. More importantly, when you look at their provenance from the video game, they look like monsters, and we want them to. There are more monsters coming.

**John:** Of course. I know. I’m excited to see more monsters.

**Craig:** More monsters.

**John:** The last bucket I would throw things into would be called the supernatural. There you have all the Lovecraftian creatures. There’s other kinds of zombies that are… It’s not human-made that created them. They’re shambling mounds of things. Your mummies, at least your mummies who are not speaking mummies, but the classic stumble forward mummies.

**Craig:** Muhhh mummy.

**John:** You got your gargoyles. You have some demons or devils, the ones that aren’t talking. It really does come down to, if they have the ability to use language that our characters can understand, I’m not throwing them in the monster bucket.

**Craig:** To me, a vampire is a monster.

**John:** It’s really a question though of agency. It’s so driven by its need to feed that it no longer has the inability to interact with the characters around it, because a lot of vampires are talking, and they are doing things. They can function much more like classic villains rather than monsters, as opposed to a werewolf, who we’re used to being just fully in beast mode.

**Craig:** That’s why vampires are so fascinating, I think, because they present as human. They can absolutely have a conversation with you. All the good ones do. Not only do they have conversations with you, they seduce you and they romance you. Then they also give in to this hunger that is feral and savage. They sometimes turn into bats or fog or a big swarm of rats, which is my favorite. They are certainly supernatural. They are nearly immortal. What I love about vampires is that they are a presentation of the monster within.

Jekyll and Hyde, Dr. Jekyll is a human, and Hyde is a monster, but they are the same person. That is fascinating, because then it starts getting into the whole point of monsters, I think, which is a reflection of our worst selves.

**John:** Absolutely. I think these characters that are on the boundaries between a villain who could choose to stop and a monster who could not choose to stop are sometimes the most fascinating antagonists we can put our characters up against. In some cases, we’re centering the story around them, so they are not the villain. They are actually the main character. Once upon a time I worked on Dark Shadows, and of course that has a vampire at its center who does monstrous things, but I think most people would not identify as being a monster.

**Craig:** There are all different ones. It’s funny, when you look at the traditional Dracula, the Bram Stoker original Dracula, and when you look at Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster, they’re both literate. In particular, Frankenstein’s monster in the novel, I think he speaks two languages. I think he speaks English and French. He’s remarkably literate and thoughtful.

The reason Dracula is so dangerous is because he’s so smart. He slowly and carefully manages to eat most of the people aboard a ship that’s crossing to England without anybody noticing, because he’s really clever. It’s funny how we kept that with Dracula. We said, okay, Dracula, you’re the or vampire, and all the vampires after you, most of them are going to follow this method of, “My darling, I want to suck your blood.”

Frankenstein, I don’t know, somebody read that novel, like, “You know what? What if this monster doesn’t speak two languages? What if it speaks no languages, is six foot eight, and just groans a lot? That’s better. Let’s do that.”

**John:** “Let’s do that.” When we think about villains, we often talk about villain motivation. It’s worth thinking about monster motivation, because there’s going to be some overlap, but I think a lot of cases, these monsters function more like animals, more like beasts. You have to think about what does an animal want.

We talk about the four Fs, five Fs, in terms of those primal motivating factors: self-preservation, propagation, protection of an important asset – so they’re there to defend a thing – hunger or greed – classic – and revenge to a certain degree. I would say that the alien queen in Aliens, in the end she has a very specific focus and animus towards Ripley because of what Ripley did. It goes beyond just the need to propagate. She’s after her for a very specific reason.

**Craig:** That’s where it sometimes can get stupid. It doesn’t in that movie, but Jaws 3 I think famously, “This time it’s personal.” No, it’s not. It’s a fricking shark. It doesn’t know you. It’s just food. Obviously, the aliens in Aliens are quite clever. They are not merely savage and feral. You don’t expect that they’re sitting there doing math. They’re the forerunners of the way we portrayed velociraptors in Jurassic Park. The idea of the smart monster, maybe not as smart as a human in their general sense, but very smart predatorially, that’s really interesting to see that. But when it starts getting personal with a dumb monster, it can get really silly

**John:** Craig, what is your opinion on human monsters? I could think of Jason Voorhess in a slasher film. Is that a villain? Is that a monster? To what degree can we think of some of these human characters as monsters rather than classic villains?

**Craig:** I think they’re monsters. I think they’re monsters, because they wear masks. Jason Voorhees wears a hockey mask. Michael Myers in Halloween wears, I believe it’s a-

**John:** Captain Kirk mask.

**Craig:** … Captain Kirk mask, a William Shatner death mask, even though William Shatner’s still alive. Those masks are what make the monsters. Their humanity is gone. When you look at how they move… And obviously, look, let’s just say it: Jason Voorhees was just a ripoff of Michael Myers. That’s pretty obvious. They are a large, shambling, seemingly feelingless, numb creature that has way more strength than a normal human ever would. They don’t really run. They don’t need to. They represent your own mortality. It’s coming. There’s nothing you can do. That is a nightmarish feeling. In their way, they are large zombies. They don’t speak. They just kill. We don’t even really understand why they’re killing. Somebody eventually will explain it, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s not like you can have a conversation with Jason Voorhees and say, “With some therapy, I think you’ll stop killing.” No. No no no. Jason will keep killing. I think of them as monsters, for sure.

**John:** One of the projects I’m working on, I’m grappling with the issues of what this monstrous character actually wants, what the endgame is. I keep coming back to the Lovecraftian, there is no answer. There’s only the void. There’s that sense of sometimes the most terrifying thing is actually that there is no answer, that the universe is unfeeling, and they just want to smash it and destroy it. It’s challenging, because without a character who can actually say that, without a way to put that out there, the monster themselves can’t communicate that. As I’m outlining this, I’m recognizing that that’s going to be a thing that we need to be able to expose to the audience in a way that the creature themselves can’t.

**Craig:** That is a challenge. It is certainly easy enough for the pursued characters to ruminate and speculate as to why this thing is doing what it wants to do. That will just remain what it is, which is speculation. The whole point of speculation is we’ll never know. Yes, it is hard to figure out how to get that motivation across when it’s nonverbal and non-planning. The case of Aliens, you can just tell, they’re predators. They are doing what the apex predator’s supposed to do: win. They just want to win.

**John:** Of course, as we look at Predator, the question of whether you call that a monster or a villain, the motivation behind the Predator we learn very early on is they are trophy hunters. Literally, they are just to bag some other creatures, because that’s what they do. It’s not entirely clear whether it’s just rich people of that species doing a thing or if it’s an important rite of passage. Are they on safari?

**Craig:** I love the idea is on Predator planet, they have social media. Everybody has normal jobs. Some people are accountants or whatever. Some people work at the Predator McDonald’s. Jerk Predators go to other planets to bag trophies. They then put a picture up of like, “Look at Jesse Ventura’s head.” Then other people online are like, “You’re sick. You’re sick. There’s something wrong with you that you feel the need to go these places and kill these beautiful animals.”

**John:** Absolutely. For all we know, it’s like Donald Trump Jr.-

**Craig:** Exactly.

**John:** … is the equivalent of a [indiscernible 00:44:20] scene in these Predator movies. Someone who obviously has a familiarity with the whole canon – and I’m not sure how established the canon really is – can maybe tell us what the true answer is here. But my feeling has always been that this wasn’t a necessary cultural function, that they were doing this thing, that they were doing it because they wanted to.

**Craig:** It was hunting.

**John:** It’s hunting.

**Craig:** It was pointless hunting. In that case, they really are villains. That’s like a mute villain, because the Predator is very much calculating, thinking, planning, prioritizing. He doesn’t speak because he doesn’t speak our language, not because he doesn’t speak. If we understood the clicky bits, then we would know that he was saying stuff.

**John:** I’ll wrap this up with, it’s important sometimes to think about how we must seem to other creatures in our world right now. Think if you’re an ant or an ant colony, and an eight-year-old boy comes along. That is a monster. It has no understanding of you. It has no feeling for you. That eight-year-old boy is just a T-rex, and you have to run from it. You’re not looking at that as a villain. That is truly, fully a monster. Sometimes reversing that can get you some insight into what it must feel like to be encountering these kind of creatures.

**Craig:** There’s a certain godlike quality to them when they are that much more powerful than we are. It’s why superhero movies have escalated their own internal arms race to intergalactic proportions, because it’s not enough for people to be beset by godlike monster-humans. At some point, you need them to be fought with by good monster-humans. Then it just goes from there. When you’re creating some sort of grounded thing, you’re absolutely right, the notion that what’s pursuing… And Predator actually did this very well.

**John:** Agreed.

**Craig:** It’s a good movie.

**John:** It’s a good movie. Agreed. I really liked Prey as well, the most recent version of it.

**Craig:** You get the sense that the people in it are impressed. They start to realize that this guy is better than them in every way. The only way you’re going to beat it is if you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger, aka better than all of us. It’s a pretty apt comparison.

**John:** That’s some thinking about monsters. Let’s talk for a few minutes about this question that Boots Riley, he wrote in. Friend of the show Boots Riley wrote in to ask-

**Craig:** Great.

**John:** … “You guys should do a show about how certain screenwriting cliches, good and evil, are used by news media narratives. What details are left out because it takes away from the characterization they want to make? Whose POV? Where do you start the story?” Obviously, we’re recording this in 2023, October.

**Craig:** There seems to be some arguments going online about things.

**John:** Gaza is the most recent phenomenon that we can see this in, but that’s always been the case. Looking back to 9/11 or looking back to any moment at which we’ve had big upheavals in the news, you end up picking heroes and villains. You end up picking good and evil. You end up just having things on two different sides. It’s hard to then see the subtlety in what’s actually happening here.

**Craig:** Boots, we have talked about this quite a bit. It was something that also was running through Chernobyl, the notion of the danger of narrativizing history, even as history’s unfolding. Boots says, “Where do you start the story?” That word’s the problem. The problem is we actually doing know how to convey stories… Sorry, I just did it. We don’t know how to convey information to each other in a way that is compelling and attention-grabbing if it’s not in the form of a story. That is what stories are. Stories are the natural, instinctive, human way to relay information to other people so that the other people pay attention and listen. That’s where it all comes from.

The news media narrative, a lot of times people will be like, “It’s the problem. News media is feeding you a narrative.” They’re not hiding that. What else are they going to feed you? A ticker tape of facts? You can get those if you want. You’re not going to. Nobody is, because our brains don’t function like that. We don’t know how to collect that information and make sense of it in raw formats. Raw data, we cannot process it. We need it in the form of a story.

Then the problem is, yeah, you got a lot of bad screenwriters out there. You can narrativize in a way that I think is done in good faith. You can narrativize in a way that is not. What we see online, it’s fascinating. What used to happen was a narrative was dealt, and people heard it and therefore never knew this entirely different way of looking at it, this other narrative. Then later, there would be revisionist history. There’s an entire term for this, where revisionist, new vision, new movie, new story about the same thing, for us to go, “Oh, we did not think of it from that point of view.”

The entire approach to telling stories of Native Americans in this country is a revisionism of the way we used to do it, where they were savages who stole our kids, and we had to kill them. Now we don’t do that. Now we are telling this other narrative.

Online, what’s happening is, everybody is immediately questioning every narrative. Everything is revised in steady, real time to the point where people are completely fire-hosed with conflicting narratives, and their minds go into a kind of lock. The only people that are blithely going about their day online are people who blindly believe in one narrative. No other narrative is getting in. They’re happy as a clam to push that point of view because they have clarity, which is comforting.

For most of the rest of us, the fact is we are capable of holding two competing narratives in our head at the same time. Even though we’re capable of it, the hard part is sitting with the discomfort that there is no easy story here that makes a good movie. There is just a lot of misery, and there is a disappointment in human behavior, and shock and confusion. It changes on a day-to-day basis. You may find yourself thinking one way, then thinking the other, and thinking this way and thinking that way. That is pretty much normal, given the way we’re being bombarded.

**John:** I went through journalism school. Before I was a screenwriter, I had my training in journalism. Your first journalism class is they’re teaching you the basics of writing a news story, so the who, what, when, where, and how, and the why if you can find a why behind things. That why is often where the moral values kick in at times.

Listen. Those things I’m describing, the whos are the characters, and so you are picking characters for these things. The wheres are the settings. The whens are also the settings. You’re trying to provide context for the story for the person who’s reading it.

Of course, in news stories, you have this thing called a pyramid style, where you can theoretically cut it off at any point. Back in the days, where newspaper articles could only be so long, we would have to jump to other pages. It was a different time. But there’s always going to be limitations of space and how much context you can fill in.

It’s understandable that any journalist who’s writing about a subject is going to have an approach from some POV, some way of explaining this story that makes sense in the moment. If it’s about an explosion at a building, you’re going to need to focus on the people who would actually help you tell that story. Whether you’re trying to tell it in a very flat, newsy style or in a way that focuses on one family who escaped the collapsing building, you’re going to find some way to do that. That is a story. That’s going to create an emotional reaction in people that will hopefully cause them to better understand the purpose of why you’re telling the story. There’s nothing inherently wrong with using some of the techniques of narrative of the kind of storytelling we do in movies and TV to do that. It’s just you’ve got to be aware that you are doing it.

I think one of the things that Boots may be responding to is that we have whole networks that are set up to tell stories, create stories, to market stories that are not actually true or really have the slimmest relationship to truth. That’s why if you are watching CNN and you switch over to Fox News, the cast of characters is completely different. None of the same people are showing up on the same thing. Not the news anchors, but really what the stories are about, who the stories are about is so completely different. They have these ongoing storylines that they’re choosing to market and emphasize.

I think a great example recently is the war in Ukraine and how in those first couple weeks, everyone was like, “Oh shit, this is a real, huge crisis.” It was pretty clear that we were on Ukraine’s side, and we’re not on Russia’s side. Fox and other people are trying to recontextualize this. You can feel the gears grinding and having to find new ways to tell that story.

**Craig:** There is storytelling for the purpose of informing, and then there is storytelling for the purpose of comforting. I guess the meta-purpose would be, “Keep watching, and watch our ads, and put money in our pocket.” Stories for comfort are dangerous, because they are not done in good faith. To comfort people, you need to hit on this deep need for the world to make sense. The universe, existence, this all must make sense, because if it doesn’t, I’m going to panic.

Anybody that can be a certainty merchant is going to do well. Certainty is the orange chicken of rhetoric. People love orange chicken. They just do. They do. In the early days of Panda Express, the orange chicken was in the same size bin as every other food.

**John:** That’s madness, Craig, because most people want orange chicken.

**Craig:** Exactly. One day you went to the mall, and the orange chicken bin was twice as big as the other ones, because Panda Express was finally like, “We get it. You want the orange chicken.” That’s what certainty is. It’s orange chicken. It’s delicious, and it’s comforting, and it’s bad for you. You’re familiar with Godwin’s law. I assume you’re familiar with Godwin’s law.

**John:** Yeah. Oh wait, no, I’m confusing it with Betteridge’s law of headlines. Godwin’s law, tell me.

**Craig:** Godwin’s law says that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability that somebody will mention the Nazis or Hitler goes to one, basically. The reason that this happens is because there are so few things in our history that are unrevisable. The Nazis are one of them. Nobody has managed to successfully do revisionist history of the Nazis and go, “Wait a second, guys. Hold on. Let’s look at it from their point of view. This is the story behind… ” No. Anyone who’s done that is generally just wildly racist, and everybody can smell it coming from a mile away. There’s no legitimate other way to look at that. It was just wrong with a capital W. It is one of the few things everybody can point out and go, “Capital W wrong, we all agree.” Ah, certainty. This is why it gets injected into all of these arguments.

When Boots says screenwriting cliches of good and evil are used by news media narratives, that’s certainty peddling, because the one thing I know in my heart, in my bones, about what’s going on in Israel and Gaza and what has happened is that the vast majority of people living in Israel and Gaza are not deciding political policy for either government, not deciding military policy or operations for either side, not pulling triggers, not stabbing, not cutting, not raping, not killing. That’s the vast majority of people. All of those people are currently being pushed into bins defined by the other ones. It sounds like it would be the opposite of comfort peddling, but unfortunately, this is the sick side and the toxic side of narrativization.

**John:** Splitting into good and evil is really one of the fundamental traps here, because ways you say somebody’s good is like, “Oh, they’re fantastic. They’re wonderful. They are doing the right thing. They are noble.” You have all these characteristics of what a good person is. If there’s one aspect that’s not so good, like, oh no, you’re cracking my image of that, so we will ignore that thing that’s not so good.

Once you label somebody as evil, it’s very hard then to look at the subtlety of why they’re doing the things that they’re doing. This show is about monsters and villains. Once you say that this person is evil, you stop looking for reasons. You stop looking for what their actual motivation and purposes are, and you stop paying attention to them as humans at all.

I think Boots is hitting on one of the real dangers and one of the cliches is that in a movie, it’s okay for our villain to be just a full-on villain. We can enjoy that. We want to see that villain punished, and then we can come to the end of this. In real life, it’s not so simple as just like, we got to kill the villain. That’s not actually how this works in real life.

**Craig:** No, and it ties back to our conversation about monsters, because when we do say this person is evil, we are excusing them from an accountability to humanity. We’re also essentially saying we don’t know how they got there. Evil just is. We can’t unwind it, and we can’t prevent it.

This is what Hannah Arendt talked about when she talked about the banality of evil in analyzing Eichmann on trial and the world attempting to come to grips with what the Nazis had done after World War II. She was one of the first people to say, “Don’t you get it? They’re not monsters. They’re just people. What they did, they did in a very mundane, all-too-human way, meaning it could happen again. People would do this again.” That’s important to resist the monsterization, because it makes it easy at that point. There is no solution. There is no solution to monsters. Nuke it from orbit, I guess. Game over, man. Game over.

**John:** Game over, man. I want to squeeze in one listener question, because it’s been too long since we’ve answered listener questions.

**Craig:** Great.

**John:** We have one here from Scott.

**Drew:** Scott writes, “I have a screenplay idea that revolves around cosplay. None of the characters would be presented as actual anime, superheros, or whatever, but I’d like to reference them in the context of regular people dressed as their favorite character at cosplay events. For example, Batman, a regular person, is seen walking by at a cosplay event, and one of my characters says something about Batman. I use the word Batman in the script. Should I avoid any type of presence, either visual or verbal, of copyrighted characters in the screenplay? I’m concerned about legal repercussions.”

**John:** If you have Batman walking by in the background of your shot, and especially if they’re referencing it, you’re going to hear from Warner’s legal. That’s a thing that’s going to happen. You may have some good defense on that, but just know that that’s a thing that’s going to happen. Your producers and other folks who are putting in money may wonder, “Oh crap, is this going to be a problem.” It could be a problem. If you’re setting a story in a world in which a lot of copyrighted characters are going to have to participate, that’s going to influence how you make your movie.

**Craig:** You can parody existing characters, but that doesn’t sound like what you’re talking about. You can do documentary, where people are walking around and wearing intellectual property. They’re in a public place, and that’s fine as well. What you’re talking about here, you would have to take an extra, put them in a Batman costume, and have them walk around. What is that Batman costume? It’s something you’re going to either make, or it’s something you’re going to buy. Either way, it doesn’t work like that. I don’t think you’re going to be on steady ground there. That’s a tricky one.

I think John is right. You can talk about Batman all you want. That’s not a problem. Batman exists in the world. That character is a fact in the world, so you can talk about that character until the cows come home. Showing the bat suit, which has been copyrighted up the wazoo, that’s going to be a much trickier thing to do.

**John:** Scott, a thing that you might consider is creating your own universe of fandom within your space of your film, so that your characters are obsessed with a thing that does not actually exist in the real world but possibly could exist, because I don’t know most anime stuff. If you told me that there was a whole universe of these characters that people were obsessed with, I would believe you if you established that as being true in your world. That may be a good solution for you is that you have characters who are obsessed with a very specific thing, like Galaxy Quest. It has its own very specific fandom. That may be a way to explore the themes you want to explore without having to deal with all the real-world copyright issues.

**Craig:** It sounds like that’s what Scott’s doing. It says, “None of the characters would be presented as actual anime characters, superheros, etc., but I’d like to reference them.” I would say referencing them verbally, fine. Referencing them visually, on shaky ground, and like John says, probably going to get you some letters.

What it comes down to is, if somebody buys the script, one of that company’s lawyers is going to have to look at this and make a decision. If that lawyer says, “I don’t have a problem with this,” guess what? You’re off the hook, dude, because there’s this wonderful thing called indemnification, which says that if the studio says this is fine legally, and it turns out it’s not, and you get sued, the studio is going to cover all of that, because they did it.

**John:** Indemnification doesn’t necessarily mean that your movie gets released into the world. There have been things where those kind of concerns have kept things from being released for a while. That’s its own huge problem.

**Craig:** You don’t want that. By and large, this is not going to be an area where the studio’s going to try and push the boundaries of IP law. They are generally risk-averse, so unlikely that you’re going to be allowed to do something that will put the movie in legal jeopardy.

**John:** Agreed. It’s time for our One Cool Things.

**Craig:** Yay.

**John:** My One Cool Thing is another podcast. It is by Josh Barro and Ken White. It’s called Serious Trouble. What they do is every week they talk through the major court cases that are happening around the country, sometimes the world, but really mostly domestic U.S. Ken White, he’s Popehat on Twitter. He’s now on Bluesky. We play D and D with him. He’s a very, very smart defense lawyer. Josh Barro’s a journalist who writes about these kind of issues.

What I love about it is, so much of what’s happening in the news these days does revolve around court cases, like all the cases that are against Trump right now, the weird SBF trial, lots of other just esoteric, strange cases. It’s nice to have just a weekly check-in on what’s actually happening in all these things, and a smart conversation between two people who know what they’re talking about, which is familiar to folks who hopefully are listening to Scriptnotes. Serious Trouble. It’s just serioustrouble.show. You’ll find a link to their Substack, which has all of their episodes you can listen to.

**Craig:** Talking about narratives on both sides of things, Ken White formerly was a federal prosecutor, and he sees it from both sides. It’s really interesting to hear him talk about these things. My One Cool Thing is not new, but it’s been fun and new for me. Lego Titanic.

**John:** Love it.

**Craig:** It is exactly what it sounds like. Normally, when I tackle a Lego project, I’m looking for something that’s going to occupy me for a long time. This one certainly fits the bill. Over 9,000 pieces. Over 9,000! It’s divided up into three sections. I just finished the first section, first third. I think the deal, based on what I’m building – I hope this is the deal – is that the three pieces will be linked together but not snapped together, so you could pull them apart, and people can see inside, because there’s all this cool stuff inside.

**John:** Love it.

**Craig:** It’s a beast. It’s a heavy beast, but it’s quite beautiful. I am enjoying it. It is expensive. I’m not going to lie. It is expensive. Also, Lego, dear Lego, why so many boxes? John, it came in a box, a shipping box. You open the shipping box, and inside is a smaller box. When I say smaller, I mean one millimeter smaller, so really hard to get out of the first box. You get that box out, that’s also a shipping box. You then open that box. Inside there is another box. This is now the box with the Legos. You then open that box, and inside that box, three boxes, each for one third of the set.

**John:** That division I can understand, because they don’t want the little envelopes to get confused.

**Craig:** Just do one box with three boxes in it. That’s a lot of boxes.

**John:** That’s a lot of boxes. Craig, we’ve talked a lot about people’s ability to visualize or to hear things, but I can definitely feel Lego pieces snapping together as you were talking. I can feel the indentations on my fingertips from the Lego as you’re talking about that. It’s such a distinct, tactile thing that happens there.

**Craig:** Yep, or in the bottom of your foot as you step on it.

**John:** Yes. Good lord. It’s going to happen.

**Craig:** Sharp.

**John:** I’m excited to see it. You have done I know Lego Death Star?

**Craig:** Yep, Death Star and Lego Millennium Falcon.

**John:** Now, Craig, you recently moved. Did these giant Legos move with you to your new house?

**Craig:** Oh, no. Those big sets were demolished years ago by my kids, and happily so. I don’t know. There’s something about like, “Look at my Death Star,” that feels really dorky, whereas, “Look at my Titanic,” feels like, oh, someone’s entered the History Channel phase of his life. It’s slightly more dignified, so I think I will be able to display the Lego Titanic.

**John:** Fantastic. I’ll be looking forward to photos once you get it all finished.

**Craig:** Of course.

**John:** That is our show for this week. Scriptnotes is produced by Drew Marquardt-

**Craig:** Yay.

**John:** … with help from Chris Csont.

**Craig:** Yay.

**John:** It is edited by Matthew Chilelli-

**Craig:** Yay.

**John:** … who also did our outro this week. Thank you, Matthew.

**Craig:** Yay.

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**Craig:** Happy Hallowe’en, John.

**John:** Love it. Get that apostrophe in there.

[Bonus Segment]

**Craig:** You’ve got mail.

**John:** Craig, did it take you back?

**Craig:** Yeah. That is the sound of the early web, I guess. It wasn’t really the web.

**John:** It was the web. It was pre-web. It was early internet. It was how most of us first got a sense of what the internet was going to be. This whole Bonus Segment is inspired by this new website that’s come up at neal.fun. Neal Agarwal put up this Internet Artifacts collection, this museum of the old internet. It’s really nicely done.

**Craig:** It’s beautiful. It does bring me back. This is generational narcissism, but I don’t care. We’re the coolest. Gen X is the coolest. We have all the context. We have all the context, but we also still know how to do stuff, because we’re not grandpa yet. We’re not like, “How does my phone work?” No, we know how the phone works. Also, we were there when it was Usenet. We were there when it was dial-up modems, even the put your phone on a weird rubber cradle modem.

**John:** Oh yeah, went through all that.

**Craig:** We were there when email began. We were there for all of it. We saw it all. Usenet, oh my goodness.

**John:** This site begins at 1977 with ARPANET. My dad was an engineer at Bell Labs, and so he was actually on these very early versions of this.

**Craig:** Wow.

**John:** I remember him talking about he emailed with my cousin Tim, who was I think then going to MIT. The email might take a day or two to get through, which is just so crazy to think about. It did seem just like magic. We had the kind of modem where you had to manually dial the phone and stick in the little cradle. I was on bulletin board systems, BBSs, quite early on. It was so magical just to be talking with other people through text, even though only one or two users could be on at a time. You had to send saved messages, and there were forums. It was just a very early version of everything we have now.

**Craig:** BBS, bulletin board system, that’s how we used to do things, by figuring out how to analogize them to physical objects around us. It was like, “Imagine a bulletin board where you could post a note, and then somebody could come by and post a note next to your note about your note.” “Okay, I get it, it’s a bulletin board system.” That’s how it began. You would dial-up, and you would do this stuff.

I used to get – I can’t even remember what the magazine was – Byte. Maybe it was Byte. In the ads in the back, there would be ads for these things, where you’d be calling up. It was exhilarating. My parents were not engineers. They had no idea what I was doing. It was so early. It was all innocent and very, very, very dorky.

**John:** It was.

**Craig:** Social media is for people that are social. This was for people that were not, and it helped them be social.

**John:** Obviously, you can’t have the internet without computers. We had computers for a long time before there was internet. I think that may be a hard thing for our kids to understand is that we had computers that just sat by themselves and couldn’t talk to anybody else. They were appliances. They were just a thing that could do that stuff. There was no ability to move beyond the walls of your computer.

Now, of course, it’s hard to think about a computer that doesn’t connect to the internet. You could go into airplane mode, but it’s not really the same. Our computers are designed to talk to other computers. Our phones are as well. There’s not a great use for a lot of our machines unless they have the ability to connect to an internet. An internet is not just other people, but it’s sources of information. It is video. It is all these things, which was just unimaginable in those very early days.

**Craig:** Nowadays, I suppose if a computer is completely disconnected from the internet, we view it as some sort of cool spy machine that is off the grid. That was everything.

**John:** Exactly.

**Craig:** Until modems came along, that was it. My friend Eric and I were doing this early programming. We just had to sit together, next to each other to do it. That’s how it was. I had to get on my bike and go to his house to work on something together. This is why so much of what we take for granted of modern internet culture really does come from those early days of nerds. The reason spam is called spam is because of the Monty Python sketch, “Spam spam spam spam spam, wonderful spam.” If there’s one thing nerds love, it’s Monty Python. God, do they love Monty Python.

**John:** They love it so much.

**Craig:** Sorry. God, do we love Monty Python. That’s why it’s called spam. All these wonderfully cool people say spam all the time and don’t know why.

**John:** They have no idea why.

**Craig:** Nerds.

**John:** I’ve not really thought about the fact that when my friend Ethan wanted to show me something new, like a new program he had, I had to literally go to his house to see it. There was no way for him to… You obviously couldn’t share a screen. He couldn’t send me the thing. I was there. If I wanted a copy of it, I would have to bring my floppy disks and put it on. I started college in that same situation, where only by my senior year did we have kind of the ability to go online. That was really just to go onto the main computer. It was not the same. The real internet was not there yet, the real internet that we think about.

**Craig:** That’s right. It wasn’t like I was a hacker, but I was pretty well versed in the early days of networking. When I started working at Disney in 1994, all the Macs were connected in the office through an ethernet cable.

**John:** Was it ethernet or was it Apple Talk? There was a protocol before that.

**Craig:** Sorry. It was Apple Talk. You’re right. It was Apple Talk. The only purpose of that really was to access I think a printer that was on Apple Talk.

**John:** Yeah, a shared laser writer.

**Craig:** Exactly, the good ole shared laser writer. What a lot of people didn’t realize is that they had changed settings on their computer and shared a whole bunch of stuff. I would go on. Okay, I’m looking for the shared laser writer. Suddenly, I’m like, “Why can I see everything in Brenda’s computer? If I want to go read her divorce agreement, I can. This is not good. Somebody needs to tell these… “ But there wasn’t even IT. There wasn’t even anyone telling people, “Oh, by the way, here’s this rudimentary security concept. Don’t share things you don’t want to share.” They didn’t even know they were sharing them. That’s the clunky old beginnings of all this stuff.

**John:** Absolutely. What we think about in terms of the internet probably really begins with the web. The first web browsers we used were Netscape Navigator. There was Internet Explorer early on. In 1996 they show the Apple computer homepage. It’s just so unbelievable to see how ugly it is. It’s like this fake 3D kind of thing, these buttons that stand out, that look like buttons you push. Just the aesthetics, the style of the time were so different from where we’ve gotten to.

**Craig:** The general aesthetic of things has improved dramatically. It was so ugly back then. It was blocky, pixelated. The windows, they made them into windows. Do you know what I mean? They looked like windows instead of just what they are now. You can certainly see that when you look at the early days of the internet. Everything was being designed, of course, for limited resources and low transmission rates. There were the bones of things that exist still. When you are learning html now, and you’re designing things, there are fields. Fields are things where you enter stuff. Yep, that’s been there since the start. A lot of this stuff is just hyperlinks, like the whole concept of hyperlinks. Do you remember HyperDeck?

**John:** I don’t remember HyperDeck. I remember HyperCard.

**Craig:** Oh, sorry, HyperCard. That’s what I’m thinking of, HyperCard.

**John:** I loved HyperCard. Loved it so much.

**Craig:** It was the best. HyperCard was Apple’s… It was this amazing thing. Imagine having a bunch of cards. Each card is an index card. You could write anything you want on it. Then you can link one card to another. If you clicked on this thing, it would send you to this other card. In its own way, it became a little bit of a programming platform. That’s all the internet is is HyperCard. It’s just links, linking back pages or cards. It’s all HyperCard.

**John:** The very original version of my website is like that. It’s a bunch of static, single pages, and you can link between them, and I’m linking to other things out there on the web. Recently, I pulled together a version of… I think I’ll put a link in the show notes to the old version of the site, which we have up someplace, so people can click through it. It is so primitive, and yet it was revolutionary at the time. Coming off of that, we then made it to the Myspace, the Geocities, the sense that you now have a home on the internet. I want to bring in Drew here. Drew, what is your first memory of the internet. Were you in grade school?

**Drew:** I was in grade school. My babysitter in the summer of 1997 got the internet in her house. We just looked at the computer and were like, “Where do we go?” The only thing we could come up with was gap.com. We just went to Gap and looked around that.

**Craig:** gap.com. That’s awesome.

**John:** That’s incredible.

**Drew:** That was it.

**John:** When you say that she had the internet, you have to understand, that meant that she had a special, dedicated, probably phone line, maybe DSL line. What was the predecessor to DSL?

**Drew:** I think it was phone, for sure.

**John:** Then she could do these things. I remember at my apartment off of Melrose was the first time I had a dedicated line that was not actually just a modem line. I didn’t have to dial into a thing. I basically was always connected. It was amazing. It was just so great. Now, this piece would be laughable, but at the time it felt like just magic that things would just show up.

**Craig:** I’m looking at the 1996 Pepsi World page at pepsi.com. I’m having full PTSD here. “If you have the Shockwave plugin, click here.” No! Shockwave, the worst thing ever.

**John:** Shockwave. It’s important to understand that we had to have all these interim protocols for how we were doing things like video and more complicated sound stuff. We had Shockwave. We had RealPlayer. We had all these different ways which you would get video that was really compressed and blocky and low quality, but it did again feel like magic to do that. Now that’s assumed that all that stuff can happen.

**Craig:** All built into the browsers, as opposed to browsers not knowing what to do with that stuff.

**John:** Drew, did you have a Myspace page? What was the order of social media things for you?

**Drew:** LiveJournal was first. That was 2004.

**John:** That’s right.

**Drew:** God, I hope that’s scrubbed from the internet, because that’s bad. Then Myspace, and then quickly, I think I was Facebook in 2005 or 2006. That seemed to come in pretty hot and fast.

**John:** Because I had my own website, I never really did the Myspace as much or the Geocities, any of the online bloggy things that were not my own stuff.

**Drew:** I miss Geocities.

**Craig:** Oh, really? You miss Geocities?

**Drew:** A little bit.

**John:** Tell us about Geocities. Sell us on Geocities.

**Drew:** Geocities, it was just people with passions and the ability to make a website about that passion, but there wasn’t quite the community aspect to it necessarily. It was just shouting passions into the void and hoping you stumbled upon it. A lot of time at sleepovers growing up was spent finding these weird websites. I can’t even think of any off the top of my head. You would just find all these things. There wasn’t necessarily a dialog to it. There was a little bit of comment sections, but for the most part, it was just someone going on and on about how much they love Cloris Leachman or something, just something very strange.

**Craig:** Wow. That is specific.

**John:** Now, looking through this archive, this one stops at the introduction of the iPhone, which I think is a useful demarcation from the original internet to now this internet is in your pocket. I’d also say I don’t perceive the aesthetics having changed nearly as much in the last 10 years. I think you’re looking at a website from five years ago, seven years ago, it’s not going to seem that different to me. Maybe it’s just blindness to the things that I can’t see, and 10 years from now we’ll say, “Oh my god, can you believe what these things looked like at the time?”

**Craig:** What’s happened, and this is probably true across all sorts of modalities for human design, when it began it was garish and tacky. The internet, when you look at the way things were designed, it was just so tacky, because everybody was like, “Oh my god, look. I can design stuff.” What you got was what normal people do when they design things, which is garbage, because most people aren’t artists. Most people aren’t designers. They think, “Cool, I can make the letters spin.” Yeah, but it’s tacky and dumb.

Over time, as the internet became something that could generate massive amounts of money for large corporations, no surprise, the design was professionalized by professionals. Everybody sort of, kind of then copied that. What we have now, and what we’ve had for a while, is a little bit of a homogenized design that is probably over-regulated and too conservative and restrictive, but it’s certainly not tacky.

When you look at some of these things, it’s like when you look at pictures of yourself. John, you probably have some from when you were a kid in the ‘70s and you’re wearing some sort of plaid pants and a mustard-colored turtleneck.

**John:** Some white corduroys.

**Craig:** You’re like, “Mom, why?” You get this cringe of tackiness. That’s the way it used to be, but not so much anymore.

**John:** I do wonder, I’m thinking, what is the next thing to come along that we’re going to have to design for. Obviously, the VR systems are in their infancy. They’ve gone through some iterations. Apple will come out with their headset. If we end up using headsets more and have a UI for those, those are going to evolve and change. I feel like the main players in this are already coming in there with a sense of style and taste that I doubt will be as tacky, but it will still have to iterate.

**Craig:** I agree. We need to go through these convulsions, but the presence of money has changed everything, no question. The internet was built by the equivalent of the people that go to Joann’s Fabrics and make their own clothes. It was just really clunky and goofy but sweet.

**John:** That sort of hacker-y, “we’re going to figure it out ourselves” attitude is lovely and can lead to some great things. Of course, how we learn how to make movies and online video, all of that has progressed so much, but it started with people who were just experimenting. We applaud them for building these things that now look so dated and ugly, but at the time really were exciting. Cool. Craig, Drew, thank you so much.

**Craig:** Thanks, guys.

**Drew:** Thanks.

**Craig:** Bye.

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Scriptnotes, Episode 615: The Mind’s Eye, Transcript

November 9, 2023 Scriptnotes Transcript

The original post for this episode can be found [here](https://johnaugust.com/2023/the-minds-eye).

**John August:** Hello and welcome. My name is John August.

**Craig Mazin:** My name is Craig Mazin.

**John:** This is Episode 615 of Scriptnotes, a podcast about screenwriting and things that are interesting to screenwriters.

Today on the show, what are you seeing when you read or write or remember? We’ll talk about the importance of visualization for screenwriters, and the fact that some very successful writers can’t do it. We’ll also be answering some listener questions on choosing a medium and directors demanding writing credit. And in our Bonus Segment for Premium Members, what’s it like getting what you always dreamed of? We’ll discuss the pros and cons of answered prayers.

**Craig:** Oh, my. Answered prayers, oh, okay. We’re into the power of prayer on the show now. I like it.

**John:** Answered Prayers was I think the famously unfinished or unwritten book by Truman Capote. I always loved that as a title.

**Craig:** Apparently, his prayers to finish were not answered.

**John:** They were not answered. A little bit of a news hook this week. An article was in the Hollywood Reporter this past week talking about Marvel changing its whole television model, moving the way that they’re doing their series from the features division to an actual television division and really treating the TV shows more like TV shows. Craig, what did you make of this?

**Craig:** It was a little bit like reading about a restaurant that said, “You know what? We’re not going to make spaghetti anymore using beef. We’re going to use pasta.” Their method was… Look, I’m sure they felt it worked for them or that it was going to work for them. I think sometimes when a company is very, very successful, it can begin to embrace the delusion that everybody else is done and their way is always better, and sometimes break things, move fast, break things.

In the case of the way they were doing their television, it wasn’t working. It wasn’t working creatively, I don’t think, for a number of those shows, by their own admission, it seems. It also wasn’t working procedurally for the people that were working on the shows, neither writers nor directors. It was kind of good to see, but also a little bit like, yes, you mean you’re going to move to the way that the rest of us do it? Yeah. It works.

**John:** Yeah. Some of these changes will be actually calling the head writer the showrunner and making it clear that they are more the person responsible for the overall creative direction of the series, which makes sense. People always talk about television is a writer-driven medium. Thinking about the series not just as limited series, special events that have to work like movies work, but also thinking about the season-to-season, ongoing longevity of a series, it just makes sense.

**Craig:** To be clear, even though some of this is about empowering showrunners to be showrunners, the prior system wasn’t particularly great for directors either. Hopefully, this turn towards the normal will reap benefits for everybody involved, and of course for the audience too. Marvel is capable of making outstanding stuff. I have every reason to believe that this will go well for them.

**John:** I hope so too. Obviously, a lot of these things happened before the strike. In the story, they talk through some of the challenges these series were having and the issues they were facing with the way they were trying to make the stuff. It’s also worth noting that some of the changes that are going to be just put in place by the new Writers Guild contract would’ve had an impact anyway. In terms of going from a mini room situation to an actual writers’ room, that transition is different now. It’s more contractually mandated than it was before. If you’re going to make changes, this feels like the right time to make changes.

**Craig:** I suspect that the pause gave them a chance to evaluate, more than anything. Just having a few months to stop and say, “How are we doing this? And why are we doing it this way again? And why aren’t we doing it the other way that other people are doing it?” must have given them a little bit of perspective that they didn’t have before. It is helpful that we have new terms that will help them as they move towards the normal. But like you, I suspect the move towards the normal predated the contract.

I’ve never worked at Marvel. We’ve had Kevin Feige on the show. He’s a terrific guest on our show and obviously an incredibly powerful guy who’s overseen one of the most successful runs in Hollywood history, period, the end. I’m only talking secondhand, but my understanding was that there was this sense that it was the executives that ran the show. I find that the most valuable television executives not only don’t run the show, they’re not interested in running the show. What they’re interested in doing is being an advocate for their audience. More than anything else, their job is to say, “We’re supposed to reflect our audience’s taste. Here’s what we think about what you’re doing. Here’s a suggestion we have, a request we have, a question we have.” That what they’re best at. I don’t understand a world where executives are running shows. That’s not what they’re supposed to do. Seems like they’ve made the correction there. Very pleased to see it.

**John:** Obviously, a challenge with what Marvel was trying to do – and I’m sure they’re going to still be trying to do it, but maybe a little less a mandate and a focus – is their movies and their series were supposed to dovetail together in very specific ways. Things would be set up in a movie that would then pay off in a series and then go back to a movie. That’s really challenging to do. Dates shift. The needs shift. You’re trying to make each individual project the best it can possibly be. That’s very hard to do when they all have to fit together in a specific, magic way. I would not also be surprised if there’s going to be less of a focus on making sure everything pays off from this series to that movie to this next thing. Just that may not be the best way to make the best individual projects.

**Craig:** I’m probably going to get in trouble for saying this, but when has that ever stopped me?

**John:** It never has.

**Craig:** Never has. I feel like the universeness is smelling like a relic of the 2010s. I think as we are progressing into the 2020s, the whole extended something universe, it just feels kind of done. I don’t think the audience needs it. I think what they want is a good show or a good movie, really. I don’t know why everybody feels the need for everything to be interlocking that way. Yes, it helps you promote things, but nothing seemed to help the ones that didn’t work. I think just something good is good.

**John:** Good is good. Marvel was not the only entity making mistakes, apparently.

**Craig:** Segue man.

**John:** In this bit of follow-up here, we get to learn that actually, even I can make mistakes.

**Craig:** What?

**John:** Drew, can you help us out with this?

**Craig:** No, no, no. Don’t do this to me.

**Drew Marquardt:** Eliza writes, “On occasion, John misuses reticence and reticent. In the recent replay of Episode 463, John says, ‘Just to get over people’s initial reticence to read this different kind of scene description.’ Although reticence can seem like a fancy way to say reluctance, it’s not. Reticence is a reluctance to speak or share of one’s self. The words sound and function like cousins, but just like cousins, they are not interchangeable. Since John is so wordily wise, I couldn’t let him continue this spread of linguistic misinformation. But no one’s perfect, not even Duo SN.”

**Craig:** That’s right.

**John:** Eliza’s absolutely right. She’s right. I looked it up. I went back through the transcripts, and not only did I use it in 463, Episode 569 I said it wrong. I said, “I wonder if some people who would otherwise make shows are reticent to do so because they are just not social people and don’t want that responsibility.” I was using it as a synonym for reluctance. Instead, it is a very specific instance of reluctance. I’ve learned my lesson.

**Craig:** I want to say that I knew this and declined to say anything out of just the milk of human kindness. While I don’t think I’ve made this particular error myself, I also did not catch it when you said it. It just sort of flowed, and I didn’t notice it. By the way, if I did, here’s a question for you, John. Let’s say you do misuse a word. Do you like it when people correct you, or are you like, “Just shut up. Leave me alone.”

**John:** In a podcast situation that is fully editable, I think it’s fair for us to make those corrections. Occasionally, we will make those corrections, if a misstatement of fact. I’m glad to know that I was using this word incorrectly, and so I’m happy to have that be fixed.

A thing I’ve noticed about podcasts, listening to a lot of podcasts, is a lot of time you hear people use a word that they’ve never actually spoken aloud, like a word they’ve typed a lot but they’ve never actually spoken aloud, and they will mispronounce it. I find that fascinating. Sometimes I will look it up. It’s like, “Oh, that is an alternate pronunciation, so maybe it’s valid they did it that way.” But in many cases, they clearly just-

**Craig:** They didn’t know.

**John:** … didn’t know how to use the word in practice.

**Craig:** I’m not going to say I like it when people correct me, but I appreciate when they correct me. What I’ve noticed is, when people do correct me, I remember that correction much more vividly and reliably than I would if I, say, read it in an email. I still remember the screenwriter Stephen Schiff telling me that I was using comprise incorrectly. It’s very common to say, “This is comprised of blankety blank blank blank. This sandwich is comprised of peanut butter and jelly.” But in fact, comprise is a transitive verb. “This peanut butter sandwich comprises peanut butter and jelly.”

**John:** Comprises.

**Craig:** It contains peanut butter and jelly. I didn’t know that. He corrected me. I was like, “What?” He is correct. I’ve never forgotten it. I use comprise correctly all the time now.

**John:** I hear that, and also, I do wonder if it’s comprises and is comprised of. I bet if you actually were to look it up, “it is comprised of” is such a common usage that it’s become almost default usage. While I agree with Stephen Schiff that this is the actual, correct way to use it, in modern usage it’s not that. You and I, we haven’t fully given up on, but we’ve softened over the course of our 10 years of doing the podcast… You and I, over the course of the last 10 years, have argued about begging the question, and I’ve just sort of given up trying to point out when people are using it incorrectly.

**Craig:** It’s just me and Peter Sagal left now on that mountain, fighting hand to hand. I will never. Never! But yes, these little-

**John:** It’s always fun when you get a chance to use begging the question properly. It’s just delightful.

**Craig:** It is, and then no one knows what you’re talking about. There are certain orthodoxies that I think are just enjoyable unto themselves. Certainly, I guess this is unlike Stephen Schiff, if I hear somebody say, “It’s comprised of blankedy blank,” I don’t say anything, because I don’t know them. Stephen knows me, so he knows I’m going to enjoy it. But a lot of people are like, “Just shut up.”

**John:** I think what you’re pointing out though is, it’s pedantic if you don’t know the person. If you don’t have a relationship, then pointing it out is pedantic. If it’s Craig or Drew, you talking to me, saying, “Oh, John, you’re actually using the word incorrectly,” that’s not pedantic, that’s actually delightful and helpful.

**Craig:** Yeah, exactly. Great.

**John:** Craig, back in Episode 612, you talked through your diabetes diagnosis, and we have some follow-up on that.

**Drew:** James writes, “My mother was diagnosed with diabetes later in life than you, and no one thought to check out the state of her pancreas. Unfortunately, her doctors assumed it was type 2, and consequently, they missed discovering its underlying cause, which, unfortunately again, was pancreatic cancer. It might be worth listeners being aware of this. The people are getting fat and lazy narrative is too often relied upon.”

**Craig:** I am so glad that James wrote in about this. I am kicking myself, because when we talked about my diagnosis, which is this adult-onset type 1 diabetes, one of the things I failed to mention and should’ve mentioned is that there are two typical causes of certain elevated antibodies. One is type 1 diabetes, and the other is pancreatic cancer. In fact, we had to check that out for me to make sure that that’s not what it was. I don’t know why it slipped my mind, but it is absolutely true that it’s going to be one or the other, typically, when you have these certain elevated enzymes. Pancreatic cancer is brutal. It’s just a killer.

James has put forth one of the best arguments for antibody testing when dealing with evidence of diabetic pathology. I don’t care what age you are. If they tell you that you are prediabetic even or diabetic, you have to talk to them about testing these antibodies to see if indeed you are type 2 diabetic or if you are either type 1, which is a different treatment, or if you have hopefully what would be a very early stage of pancreatic cancer. Sorry to hear about what happened to James’s mother. I am terrified to imagine how many people this has happened to, but I suspect a lot. A lot.

**John:** One more bit of follow-up here.

**Drew:** Christopher writes, “I appreciated your openness in sharing your story about diabetes. It resonated with me, as I was also diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder as an adult, and similarly, only after a thoughtful doctor ordered proper testing. The diagnosis changed a great many things, but many months after life leveled out and I started feeling like myself again, I realized I was now one of around 27% of Americans who have a disability. And I mention this only because I didn’t hear you use that particular D-word during the conversation.

“I realize that being a straight white man with an invisible disability is complicated, but still, that shouldn’t be a reason to deny or minimize your experience. In my case, I initially dismissed the idea of being part of the disabled community, because I had always considered myself perfectly able-bodied and physically fit, and it felt incongruous with my identity to change that as an adult. I took great inspiration, however, from your episode with Jack Thorne. His advocacy motivated me to make some overtures to other disabled individuals to see if it was a place in which I fit. What I found was perhaps the most accepting group of people who I have ever encountered. None of them ever questioned my place among them or seemed dismissive of one’s struggles relative to another’s. We were all in it together.

“Publicly being willing to identify as disabled is a big step, and I’m not sure if you fully realized that when you volunteered the information about diabetes, that this is part of what you are doing. Going forward, it might feel a little ridiculous to say things like, ‘I am a disabled person,’ or check the accompanying box on standardized employment forms, but I encourage you to do so whenever possible. Put simply, when you identify as disabled, you naturally encounter more disabled people. You share stories together, and everyone’s experience is better off for it. We learn from and support each other most when we directly engage. You have already always demonstrated empathy in your work and a desire to be inclusive, so you should allow others the courtesy and opportunity to extend the same to you as well. Thanks for being so brave and sharing your experience with the Scriptnotes audience.”

**Craig:** Christopher, fascinating. I must admit, when I saw this statement here, the first thing I thought was, is it a disability? Obviously, we know diabetes is a disease, but is it also a disability? I went to the Googles, and the Googles sent me to the American Diabetes Association. And they have a page that says the following. “Is diabetes a disability? The short answer is yes. Under most laws, diabetes is protected as a disability. Both type 1 and type 2 diabetes are protected as disabilities. People with diabetes can do any type of job, sport, or life goal.”

That got me thinking about what Christopher was saying, because there are some bioethics here. Disability we can look at as a binary question, which I think is sort of the way Christopher is approaching it. Either you are disabled or you’re not. I’m saying all this to explain why I didn’t use the word disability. It wasn’t even a choice. It just wasn’t something that seemed in my brain to align with what was going on. It may be because I don’t necessarily see it as a binary, but more as a continuum. There are places you get to where, yeah, it’s a thing. Look, if I’m walking around with an insulin pump and I need time at work to go and change the pump or replace a tube, yeah, then I’m a disabled person who needs an accommodation to do my job. People around me need to be aware of that.

The question is, right now, given where I’m at, should I be checking that box, as he says, or not? The balance here is, am I going to be taking resources or opportunities from someone else who has a more impactful disability than mine, because there are some disabilities that are more impactful than others.

My instinct is, currently, Christopher – and I appreciate what you’re saying, and I thank you for it – but I don’t think that I’m comfortable checking that box yet, because I don’t need to. I don’t think I need any accommodations right now, and I’m very wary about taking them from somebody else who does. If anyone says, “Look, I have a disability. I want to check the box,” check the box. I have zero problem with that. But I guess this is mostly me explaining why I didn’t say it, because I don’t necessarily think I’m there yet. What do you think? This is a tricky one, John. What do you think?

**John:** I think you’re right that it’s tricky and that it’s hard to have blanket advice here. Looking back at Episode 530, we had Jack Thorne, and he was talking about how as somebody with an invisible disability, he’s had it hard to speak up for himself and advocate for himself. Then he’s really talking about the importance of having a disability advisor as part of a production, just to make sure that anybody who’s involved in production, be it cast or crew, feels like they have a person who they can go to, to talk about the accommodations they may need or to help them think ahead for a production going forward, which is great and smart. In the UK, they’ve been able to enact some of those rules, which is great.

I hear you, Craig, in terms of, I think the choice of how you identify is a personal choice. It applies to disability, but it also applies to many other issues. The fact that you have a diagnosis doesn’t necessarily, to me, mean that you have a responsibility or a requirement to identify as that diagnosis. I just want to make sure that we always leave space for people to say what they want to say about their situation.

**Craig:** Look, I have no doubt I’ll get there. Clearly, I don’t have any shame about it, because I talk about it on the show, nor do I think anyone who has diabetes, type 1 or type 2, none of them should have any shame. On that front, I agree. If Christopher’s point is you shouldn’t be ashamed, shame shouldn’t keep you from identifying as disabled, I completely agree, 100%. There may be other things, but shame is not a good reason. You do not need to feel shame about having any disease or disability.

**John:** Pulling back a little bit, I think your ability to publicly identify as what you want to identify as feels like a fundamental right. I just want to make sure that whether we’re talking about disability or someone’s gender, sexuality, or ethnic background, you are going to present yourself in the world a certain way, but you also should have some measure of autonomy in what you are saying about yourself. I just want to make sure we always leave space for people to be themselves and to speak up how they want to speak up. I honestly hear you, Craig, too, in terms of you don’t want to pull resources away from folks who may need more accommodation than you. It’s tough.

**Craig:** I certainly want to do my part to protect the workplace for people who need accommodations, but we do live in a world with limited resources and limited opportunities. I think we all understand if there is special consideration or opportunity for people of a certain class, I think we all understand that that protected class, that’s about helping people who really do need the help. It’s not simply about helping people who satisfy some superficial criteria. Steve Wynn, the guy who owns Encore, did he die?

**John:** Yeah.

**Craig:** I can’t remember. I think he died. But he was blind.

**John:** He was blind.

**Craig:** Did he need special financial accommodations? Probably. He was a billionaire. Yeah, I’m sure he did. Should he be getting grant money and such? I don’t think so. I think it’s reasonable to do a needs analysis, especially when we’re dealing with limited resources for a lot of people.

**John:** Agreed. Our last bit of follow-up is related to Episode 610, where we talked about what do studios actually do.

**Drew:** Mallory writes, “How do successes like Sound of Freedom and the Taylor Swift movie figure into the major studios being the only route to successful distribution?”

**John:** These are two examples of movies that were made outside of the traditional studio system. I guess Sound of Freedom was actually made inside the studio system, but then that got released outside of the studio system. Of course, the Taylor Swift movie is making a bazillion dollars. It was just self-financed and put together. I think there have always been those oddities of things that were just done outside the system, but when we’re talking about alternatives to the studio system, it’s really about an ongoing basis, not just one-off projects.

**Craig:** First of all, Sound of Freedom, the success is in dispute, because-

**John:** It’s a real question of how many people were actually in the theaters watching that versus buying tickets.

**Craig:** That’s right. Hard to say exactly. But yeah, there have always been these strange things. In the case of Taylor Swift, she really is an independent film studio. She has enough money to finance… I think it was $20 million budget. What that means is that she can finance anything and then release it however she wants. She’s also her own studio, because she can advertise and promote her own material. She goes on tour, and that’s how that works. Taylor Swift is her own business empire. That makes sense that she can compete with movie studios.

The major studios are not the only route to successful distribution. I don’t think we’ve ever said that. There are independent studios that do it. There are one-offs. We find them notable for a good reason, because they’re rare. Really, I guess the position that I’ve had, that I’ll maintain, is that major studios are, generally speaking, the most effective and most prominent way to distribute a film.

**John:** Yeah. In that episode, we talked about how, obviously, the studio is bankrolling things, but they’re also providing the marketing function. They’re providing the collection of funds function. Sound of Freedom, it made a lot of money. Did it actually pull that money back out of theaters? That’s going to be a little bit more challenging for them, because they don’t have the next movie coming down the pipe to say, “Okay, we’re not giving you the next thing until you pay up what you owe us.” Same with Taylor Swift. Apparently, it’s a deal with AMC Theaters, which was probably the bulk of the incoming money. But shaking that money back and bringing it home will be more challenging for her company than it would be for Sony, because she has no next thing coming out.

Obviously, the Sound of Freedom marketing function and the viral way they were able to make that happen was exactly perfect for their movie. Taylor Swift is her own marketing machine, so she didn’t need that function of the studio.

**Craig:** Correct. And she was smart, because what Taylor Swift, who is overtly, apparently a savvy businessperson, understood was that distributing the movie through a studio was going to cost way more than it would earn her. Way more. The studio’s cut is massive. Why do you need to go have a bank finance the purchase of your car if you are a billionaire and you want to buy a car? Don’t. Just buy it.

**John:** Just buy the car.

**Craig:** Just buy the damn car.

**John:** Our marquee topic this week stems from a series of tweets that John Green, the bestselling author, put out at the start of the month. He’s the author of The Fault in Our Stars, Looking for Alaska. Some of these books have become movies and series. His tweets read, “It’s baffling to me that some of y’all see stuff in your mind. You see it? The way your eyes see? I always thought visualize meant thinks of the words, ideas, feelings associated with the thing, not actual visuals. This may be why I’m so often wrong about what’s behind a particular cabinet in our kitchen, even though I’ve lived in this house for a decade. I also cannot tell you the layout of a room unless I’m in that room and looking at the layout. And I have no sense of direction. None.”

Somebody writes in the Twitter thread, “So when you’re reading, does it turn into a movie? Can you see the characters?” He says, “No, it’s just text. Very occasionally – I count the number of times it’s happened on one hand – I will suddenly feel as if I can glimpse something visually that’s in a story, but 99.99% of the time, it’s just text. Is that unusual?” And it is unusual, but it’s not actually unprecedented. It’s actually more common than I thought.

We’re not a science podcast, so aphantasia as a condition is not a thing we’re going to go into much detail about. But it’s hard for me as a writer to envision myself being able to do my work without being able to visualize. I thought we’d spend a few minutes talking about visualization as part of our process.

**Craig:** It’s an incredibly important part of my process. I can see how if you were aphantasic, being a novelist wouldn’t necessarily be problematic. The reason we who write for screen I think really do rely on our ability to visualize is because somebody’s going to have to actually make it.

Also, we are writing things for people to portray and act in three-dimensional space. Where are they standing? This is the great Lindsay Doran question that she would ask all the time when I wrote a script with her. Where is he standing? Where are they standing? How big is the room? How do they get from here to here? Describe the space, because there are going to be a thousand meetings where someone is going to have to figure out how to build that thing. The more you can see…

You may not be able to put every detail down on page. First of all, it’s not advisable to do so. Second of all, you just won’t have the room. The more you know, the more you can answer the question, and also the more internally consistent the work will be, because a scene is written in a space, and the scene follows the rules of that space. It doesn’t just change in the middle of the scene. For me, not only is it important, but it’s kind of essential. If I can’t see the space, I can’t start to write the scene.

**John:** 100%. I think one of the reasons why people may not immediately click to that in terms of screenwriting is because we’re not describing the whole space. Sometimes we are more, but sometimes it’ll be a slug line. It’ll say interior house, this, and it may give a little painting of what the space is like. But even if I’ve not put out all that scene description there, I have to, in my head, know where this scene is.

The first step of writing a scene for me is literally creating the space in which the scene happens, figuring out roughly the layout of the room, wherever this is, putting people in that space, figuring out their general blocking, and only then do I start being able to observe what are they doing, what are they saying, what is the movement, how does it all work. I call this looping in my head. I’m just seeing the scene play out. I can’t imagine writing a scene without that. If I’m doing a surgical rewrite on someone else’s script, I do need to build that space out in my head, or else I can’t do it.

It may have been Aline who said it first on our podcast, the joke that the screenwriter’s the only person who’s already seen the movie. Yeah, I’ve definitely already seen the whole thing before I’ve put it down on paper.

**Craig:** Oh yeah, I’ve seen it. This is this thing that’s happened to me a thousand times. When I get to a set or a place, everything’s always the other way. I don’t know why.

**John:** 100%, yeah.

**Craig:** It’s always the other way.

**John:** The phone is on the wrong side of the bed. How could you not know that?

**Craig:** It is so routine that I just laugh, and everyone’s like, “Wrong side?” I’m like, “Yeah.” Obviously, it’s not relevant. If it were relevant, I would make a point of it. The episode with Bill and Frank, I had their house in my head. This was the entrance. That’s where the dining room. That’s where the kitchen is. When you walked in the front door, the dining room was on the right, and then the kitchen was through the door, past there. And when I got their plan, they had put it on the left. They put it on the left for a reason. I couldn’t remember what it was. It had to do with something and building and blah blah blah. Every time without fail. Without fail, every single time. I think I’m very good at visualizing things, but I visualize them in the opposite direction from everybody else. The chirality is off.

But yeah, it’s essential. It’s just essential. Also, visualizing spaces allows you to write beyond the limitations of dialog. It gives you what are actors looking for, how to use the space, how to move through the space, picking objects up, what does it smell like, what is the humidity in the air, what do they lean against, can they tap their fingers on something that makes a sound, all of these things that you could do. None of them are there and accessible to you as you’re writing a scene if you can’t see the space. For what we do, I think it’s essential.

**John:** You said at the start that as screenwriters, obviously that visual thing is so important, but in writing the three Arlo Finch books, I would say that visualization was just as crucial to me, the ability to not only see what Arlo’s house was like and what the layout was and know where everything was in that place, but also what it sounded like, how the floorboards squeaked, and in the book, what did things smell like, what was the texture of stuff, how did things taste. In my head, I can do all those things. I can create tastes that I’m not experiencing. I can create smells that I’m not smelling. That was really important for me in writing those books, to just really ground you in what those spaces were, which in books have more than just what you see and what you hear. John Green is a very successful novelist who’s done all this without the ability to do that.

He’s not the only very successful person who has this condition. Ed Catmull, who’s a big Pixar director and animator, he has that same kind of mind blindness. Some very successful architects have it too. That doesn’t seem possible to me. Just me thinking about how my brain works is that these very, very visual people can’t see things in their head. They actually have to do it on paper to see the thing. That’s true. Clearly, the condition is a spectrum. They have a rating here from one to five. We’ll include it in the show notes. It’s not a disorder. It’s just a situation, like left-handedness. It’s not anything is necessarily wrong. It’s just that most people can visualize, and some people can’t.

**Craig:** Oh, I think there’s something wrong with lefthanded people.

**John:** Yeah, disaster.

**Craig:** Something needs to be done. We gotta get our country back, John.

**John:** This is just a wild theory I’m going to throw out there, and maybe somebody has tested this. I don’t feel a particularly compelling need to rewatch movies. Given a choice between rewatching a movie and watching a new movie, I’ll always watch a new movie. I wonder if some people who compulsively rewatch movies, it’s because they actually can’t see the movie in their head, and so the only way they can experience the movie is actually watching the movie, versus me, I can pull up any scene in one of my favorite movies and I can see the picture. I can tell you exactly what it is. I remember what direction characters are facing. A person who doesn’t have this visualization ability, it’s not just they can’t imagine new things. They can’t pull up memories of old spaces and times.

**Craig:** That may be true. If The Godfather comes on, I’m watching it, most Tarantino movies, and I can remember them. I can play them back. I can play back the entire scene where Samuel L. Jackson is yelling at Frank Whaley. I know where everyone is. But I still like watching it, because it’s fun.

**John:** I do wonder if down the road, algorithms will be able to figure out who is aphantasic, because it seems like the word choices we’re using and how we’re describing things ultimately may reveal… The same way they could figure out that Robert Galbraith was actually JK Rowling. I do wonder if there are certain patterns in people’s usages that will point to what’s actually happening inside their heads.

**Craig:** This is the next frontier, interfacing directly between our brains and the hardware that our brains have devised and created. I don’t know if I want to stick around for it or if I want to check out. I don’t know. The next few years are going to be nuts.

**John:** Ryan Knighton, a friend of the show – he’s been on a couple times – is a blind writer. He once had vision, but he lost his vision in his early 20s. I do notice that in talking with him and emailing with him, he uses visual words all the time. He was like, “I see what you’re saying. I’ll have a look.” He’s still using those things. I haven’t talked to him about this recently, whether in his writing he’s still seeing things in his mind, or if it is just all metaphorically seeing things rather than actually visualizing stuff.

**Craig:** I’m sure we have blind listeners. I’m curious. If we do have blind listeners who have been blind from birth, so they’ve never seen, I suspect they are doing some kind of internal visualization. Not all of them. Maybe some of them are also aphantasic. But what is happening for blind folks when they visualize things? Are they visualizing them based on the heard description or the read description? Curious. I’d love to know.

**John:** It’s good to see. Related, also there’s the phenomenon that some people don’t have internal monologues. They don’t hear things in their head. Sure. Again, there’s nothing wrong, but it’s just really unusual. I can’t imagine not being able to preview a conversation, not being able to have some ongoing chatter in your head.

**Craig:** I don’t actually hear it, hear it, but it’s there.

**John:** For sure. Let’s get on to some listener questions. Drew, help us out.

**Drew:** Oh, I feel the umbrage clouds on the horizon on this first one.

**Craig:** Here we go.

**Drew:** Greenhorn writes, “I’m a repped screenwriter but rather in limbo at the moment, since I’m switching reps, and I don’t have the appropriate person to speak to right now. A few years ago, I was introduced to a second unit director who has worked on some big movies. He’s looking to make his directing debut, so I pitched him a few ideas. One of them he loved, so I worked up a four-page outline and was in touch with him through that process. Indeed, he gave some feedback along the way, but to be frank, his contributions were minimal. The idea, title, characters, story, and set pieces are all mine. And indeed, every word on the existing document was written by me. As far as I understand, I am therefore the writer. All this writing I did pre-strike, by the way.

“He called me last week to say he just pitched the idea verbally to a major studio who love it and who want to see the outline. But he’s saying that he’ll only pass it on if I say he co-wrote it. This doesn’t feel fair, let alone true. From the conversation we had on the phone, I know that he’s doing this out of fear of the studio buying it from me and then just hiring a more experienced director to replace him.

“I’ve told him that the solution to this is for him to just option the project from me. I also told him that it isn’t fair for him to try to claim co-writer credit. He has responded petulantly and with a hostile tone, doubling down on his claim to being co-writer. And more worryingly, he said he’s now pitched the idea to another studio. But even though I’ve asked him, he won’t say which. I’m now concerned to protect my idea, since it’s the kind of high-concepty, laugh-out-loud kind of idea which you can imagine suspiciously resurfacing at a studio a little later down the line. And there’s no paper trail if he’s pitching verbally and indeed refusing to tell me where he’s pitching. So my questions: am I right to deny his claim to co-writer credit? And short of getting a lawyer on the case, how best do you reckon I respond to him while I don’t have a new rep yet?”

**John:** Greenhorn, a couple things to do right away, and then we can also probably back up to more general advice. I thought Greenhorn’s suggestion of, “You could option it from me, and that’s a way to attach yourself more fully to it,” that makes sense. He should’ve said yes to that. But he didn’t say yes to that. Now you’re concerned that he’s going to, having gone out to pitch this to different places, he’s going to try to set up this idea without you. That seems kind of like a thing he might try to do. This is a time where you actually need to make sure your outline, your four-page thing is actually… I would say actually register it with the Copyright Office, which we don’t often say. But you do need to protect yourself here and make sure that it’s clear that this really was your idea. You also have all the emails back and forth between the two of you. It sounds like there’s emails. That’ll also be in your defense. But you don’t want to be going into this planning for a lawsuit down the road. You want to stop this now if you possibly can. Craig, I’m curious what you think he should be doing right now.

**Craig:** Right now, we’re dealing with crisis management. Let’s jump in our time machine first and talk about what should Greenhorn have done. You pitched this idea that you had, and then you wrote an outline. Now, by the way, we’re not talking about an idea. Now we’re talking about a unique expression in fixed form. Now we have-

**John:** Literary material.

**Craig:** … literary material. “He just pitched the idea verbally to a major studio who love it.” I don’t believe him, by the way. Don’t believe him. I’m just going to say that right away, Greenhorn. Do not believe that.

**John:** He’s lying to you in other ways, so he’s probably lying about this.

**Craig:** “Verbally to a major studio who love it and want to see the outline.” They love it? Really? “But he’ll only pass it on if I say he co-wrote it.” Now, at that point, Greenhorn, I would have lawyered up, right then and there. I wouldn’t have offered options or anything. I’m like, “That’s it. You’re out. You’re done. Bye,” because he didn’t co-write it at all. That’s not what he did, nor do I understand why he needs to.

Greenhorn, your theory is that he wants to do this so that they can’t kick him off the project. They kick writers off of projects way easier than they kick directors off. They kick writers off of features on a daily basis. They hate kicking directors off of features. So, no, that’s not going to help him at all. At all. This is just lame. It’s not even a discussion, by the way. It’s literally not even a discussion. I’m sure he is petulant and hostile. Don’t care.

He’s a second unit director, so what do I know? I know then that he does not have experience necessarily developing material with writers as a first unit director. Second unit directors, by the way, are incredibly important, and the best ones are remarkably skilled, so in no way am I undermining what they do. They are necessary and amazing, but they do what they do.

**John:** We should say for our listeners who may not know, second unit directors generally, particularly on bigger action movies, they are filming a lot of this stunt work. They’re doing a lot of stuff that doesn’t involve the principal actors doing the main scenes. Every action movie you’ve seen has had an amazing second unit director doing that stuff. In television, they’re also doing a lot of pickup stuff for things that aren’t being hit by the main unit, so they’re crucial to things, but these are not people who are generally doing big storytelling scene work kind of things.

**Craig:** Yeah. If you go to a movie and you see a big car chase, all the shots where they’re cars, so not inside the car… Mark Wahlberg’s inside the car. The director, the first unit director is directing Mark Wahlberg inside the car. He’s going, “Whoa. Huh.” All the other stuff, zoom, ram, rah, crash, smash, that usually is the second unit director. Second unit directors sometimes are also stunt coordinators, because they are shooting fight sequences and things like that. The guys that went on to make John Wick were stunt coordinators who operated second units and then moved up to make John Wayne. It can happen, but it sounds like this particular second unit director does not have experience working with writers developing things, because if he did, he wouldn’t have said any of this.

Now, John is right, you should submit your work to the Copyright Office, and then you should call a lawyer. Now I know you say, “In short of getting a lawyer in the case,” but this is the frustrating part, Greenhorn. Sometimes I feel like John and I have a medical show, and people write in and say, “I’m bleeding out of my butt. Short of going to a doctor, what do you reckon I do with this?” You’re like, “I think you need to go to the doctor. You’re bleeding out of your butt.” You’re sort of bleeding out of your butt here. You need to go to a lawyer. It is going to cost money, but do you care or not?

The bottom line is, look, if you read about this thing happening in a newspaper, you can call a lawyer then and say, “Look, I’ve got this thing.” Then the lawyer will be like, “Great. Okay. I’m taking this on contingency, because it’s going to work, and we’re going to get money.” Or you can do it now. Personally, I would do it now. If that guy happens to be listening to this, if Greenhorn’s account is accurate, dude, act like you’ve been there before. This is ridiculous.

**John:** I would suspect Greenhorn’s lawyer will send a letter to this second unit director saying, “Stop misrepresenting your involvement in this project. To clarify, you did not write any of this project, and do not represent yourself as a writer on this project, and maybe don’t contact my client again.” There’s no salvaging this relationship. Greenhorn, I wouldn’t worry about trying to make good with the second unit director. You’re not going to end up in a happy place with this guy.

**Craig:** No. Also, to be clear, this guy is trying to sell property he doesn’t own. Once you start thinking about this like property, you can realize how offensive this is. He was like, “Hey, I want to be a car racer,” and you’re like, “Great. I like building cars. Here’s my plan to build a car.” Then he’s just going around going, to car companies, “I have a car that I made.” No. No. It’s not yours.

**John:** There are producers who are pitching projects they don’t own, but they are producers pitching projects they don’t own, and they’re not trying to claim that they are the co-writer on the project. That’s where they overstepped.

**Craig:** Correct. Also, producers that are pitching projects that they don’t write, generally speaking, have the consent of the writer. I’m not aware of any producer that’s going around there pitching IP that they have no association with. That’s just scumbag stuff.

**John:** There are a lot of scumbag producers who do that.

**Craig:** I guess that’s true. They’re scumbags.

**John:** Here’s the thing. They’re scumbags. This is a scummy thing to do.

**Craig:** Yeah, so lawyer up.

**John:** Sorry.

**Craig:** Sorry, Greenhorn. Lawyer up.

**John:** What else we got, Drew?

**Drew:** Ripley writes, “One struggle I continually have is what medium to write in. I feel with any idea I have, I can see how it would work as a cartoon or a horror feature or a comedy series. I’ve so far written a sci-fi comedy feature, an animated pilot, and a scattering of mostly drama shorts. I’m currently working on an idea that I’m on page 20 of and am still not sure what it is or should or will be. I suffer from ADHD and am often paralyzed with decision. I can see how a hundred different ways could work and never know how to narrow it down. Do you have any specific advice for this dumb issue?”

**John:** It’s not a dumb issue. I think a lot of people struggle with… I’m re-framing your question. It’s like, I don’t know what project I should write. Really, what it comes down to is you have a general story area, but you’re not sure what specific version of it you should write. That’s a really common situation. I think you just need to let yourself sit for a second, really think about what do you want to write. Is there a genre that particularly speaks to you, that you really enjoy writing, that you actually feel connection to? Is there something you’ve always wanted to try that you’ve not had a chance yet to do, that you want to experiment with? The things you write for yourself can truly be experiments. They’re a chance to take a flyer and see what works. Don’t be afraid to do that. Just try to be deliberate in your choices.

**Craig:** I think that’s excellent advice. I would only add this. Sometimes we struggle with the quantity of possible decisions, because we’re making the decisions kind of backwards. You have an idea, and then you say now, could be a cartoon, could be a horror, could be a comedy, could be animated, could be live, could be drama. Okay, sure, it could be a thousand things. We all have the same thousand things, so what’s the difference between people who are migrating firmly towards one thing, as opposed to you, Ripley, who are just like someone at Cheesecake Factory going through that massive menu, is that you are trying to stick that on top of what you’re doing. But it really shouldn’t be a decision. It should be a therefore.

You think about your idea, and you think about what the point of that idea is and what you’re trying to say with it and who you’re trying to reach, who you’re trying to talk to, and how you want them to feel. You think about all those things. As you think about them, it should begin to emerge that it would be best as blank. Anything that you and I have done could be a cartoon or a live action. Literally, Chernobyl could be a cartoon if you want it to. It wouldn’t be good, but you can do it. We make our choices for reasons. I think that’s the key is you need to figure out what it wants to be by asking what it is.

Sometimes the decision paralysis, and I’m not discounting the fact that you have an additional challenge because you have ADHD, but beyond that additional challenge, the reason you’re asking us is because you feel like, “Hey, I can get there.” I believe you can too, if you dig a little bit deeper into what exactly the thing is about. Then I think maybe you’ll have more clarity. I hope you will.

**John:** I agree. Looks like we have time for another question here.

**Drew:** Taylor from Arkansas writes, “I wrote an eight-page script that is part of an anthology feature film. The film is in post, and the producers are in talks with multiple streamers to buy it. I am not part of the WGA yet, and I cannot find on the WGA website how I should receive credit or maybe points. Any insight would be appreciated. To clarify, I wrote this script specifically for this film. These are not preexisting short scripts or films pieced together.”

**Craig:** Just to be clear, Taylor, at least this is how I’m reading your question, the project itself is a WGA-covered project. It’s just that you’re not in the WGA yet, I think.

**John:** Possibly. It’s not entirely clear from Taylor’s question. Let’s take that as the premise, and then we can modify at the end if we need to.

**Craig:** Taylor, you’re trying to figure out essentially how to qualify for full WGA membership, and indeed it works on a points system where certain kinds of work earn certain amounts of credits, like tokens, kind of, towards membership. And once you hit, I think it’s 24 of those, boom, you become a current member in good standing for, I think, seven years.

There is a manual that you can find on the WGA website, and we can, I’m sure, find a link for that that does show that. But you can also call the Membership Department at the WGA. They are there to help, because what you’re writing is a quirky little thing. It’s part of an anthology feature. Okay, so does this qualify as a short? Are you credited instead for the time you are employed? You need to call the WGA Membership Department and ask them this question, and they will give you the full answer.

**John:** Yes. Thinking about this project, whether it’s a WGA project or not a WGA project, your question of how you’re credited on the film is going to be relevant. I’ve seen anthology films where in the end, they list the different segments and then the writer and director of that segment and what the crew is, and they treat it like this was a bunch of shorts all put together. They may be an appropriate way of crediting writers in this project. Alternately, they could choose list all the writers together.

If it’s a WGA project, what’s going to happen is it’s going to be a list of participating writers, so you’ll be one of the participating writers in this, and then figure out how to assign credit. It’s tough in an anthology. Even having been on that committee, I’m not quite sure what the consensus decision would be, how they’re going to assign that credit. My guess is this is ultimately not going to be a WGA project, but we’ll see where it shakes out.

**Craig:** If it’s not a WGA project, then it doesn’t matter, Taylor, how much work you do. It’s not going to earn you towards membership. If it is a WGA project, the good news is, your credit credit, meaning written by or not, is actually irrelevant.

**John:** Absolutely.

**Craig:** It’s just employment. The question is, were you employed under a WGA contract? Even if you’re not in the WGA, if it is a WGA project, you have to be employed under a WGA contract. Let’s say that’s a yes. Then the next question is, what was the structure of that deal? Were you paid for time? Were you paid for a draft? Were you paid for a polish? What were you paid for? And then lastly, how long did that run for? Did you do two polishes? Did you do three rewrites? All of that stuff ultimately gets processed by the Membership Department.

Since we’re missing a whole bunch of details here, easiest thing would be for you to call the WGA. But don’t call them if this project is not covered by the WGA, because then it’s sort of like calling… You might as well call the US Post Office. We will have no more information or relevance to you if the production company is not signatory to the Writers Guild.

**John:** I would ask the producer or whoever it is who’s making the film whether it’s a WGA project. Also, take a look around as to who the other writers are. If none of the writers involved in the project are WGA writers, I think it’s a good guess that it’s not being done under WGA contract.

**Craig:** Agreed.

**John:** Cool. It’s time for our One Cool Things. My One Cool Thing is a series of, I think they’re originally TikToks, but I saw them on Instagram reels, by this comedian named Bonnie. I don’t know her last name. Her handle is Boobie Klapper, which is-

**Craig:** That was my handle.

**John:** That was your handle. The premise of these videos, it’s a class in teaching product packaging. It’s in that form where she’s talking to camera, but then she’s also playing the other two characters in this class. They’re really good. I’m going to play one little clip here so you get a sense of what this feels like.

**Bonnie:** Next on the list we have chips. They come in large bags, so most people aren’t going to eat the whole bag at once, and any exposure to moisture in the air will cause them to go stale. What are we going to package this in, you guys? Dylan?

**Bonnie as Dylan:** A resealable bag?

**Bonnie:** Good guess, Dylan, but no. Ruth?

**Bonnie as Ruth:** A non-resealable bag so that everybody has to buy other tools specifically designed to seal off the big gaping hole at the top?

**Bonnie:** That’s exactly right, Ruth. We want to create a headache so universal that an entire market of products emerges to try to address it. Well done.

**John:** She’s done this as a series, as an ongoing series of things. I just like the form of it. It reminds me of the Ikea cashier kind of thing. It’s just creating a premise and a situation, and the little three-man sketches are just the perfect way to manifest them. Loved it.

**Craig:** Excellent. My One Cool Thing is the most mundane One Cool Thing I’ve ever had. But John.

**John:** Yes?

**Craig:** I bought a whole bunch of socks.

**John:** You deserve socks.

**Craig:** I deserve them. I’ve always been just like, buy the white socks. I’m trying to spiff myself up. I want some colored socks. Dress socks are too thin. I don’t like the way they feel. They go too high on your leg. I like a comfy sock, but I also want a splash of color, John, so what do I do? I go to Uniqlo,Uniqlo in the Beverly Center, but they’re all over, of course.

**John:** They’re everywhere.

**Craig:** In the Beverly Center, they have a wall of socks, 5,000 different colors. The specific kind of sock, it’s called Uniqlo Colorful 50 Socks. I don’t know what the 50 stands for. Gotta be honest. Maybe they have 50 colors. I don’t know. Don’t care. They’re cheap. They’re comfy. They come in every possible color you can imagine. I bought a big mess of them. Secondary One Cool Thing. I get all these socks. I’ve never been to Uniqlo. By the way, I haven’t been to the Beverly Center in like 20 years.

**John:** Now that you’ve moved to our neighborhood, you’re closer to the Beverly Center.

**Craig:** There you go. I’m in there with Melissa. We bought our socks. She got something. I got a hoodie. All right. Great. So we have all of our stuff. Where do we go check out? Oh, no. All they have is self-checkout. That’s all they have. I’m like, “Ugh.”

**John:** Wow.

**Craig:** I have all these socks, because there was a deal where if you buy four pairs of socks, it cost $8, something stupid, which is great. We’ve got to scan all this. There’s a guy waiting there, and he goes, “Oh hey, have you used these before?” I’m like, “No.” He goes, “Okay. You just dump all your crap into this huge white bucket that’s connected to the machine, and that’s it.” John.

**John:** Amazing.

**Craig:** I am still freaked out by this.

**John:** Does everything have an RFID tag, which is how they know what it is?

**Craig:** No. They’re fricking socks. Here’s how the socks are packaged. There’s a sticker on them that you can peel off. Then there are these two little metal brackets to hold the socks together. That’s it. There’s nothing.

**John:** Does the sticker have an RFID [crosstalk 00:55:42]?

**Craig:** No. It’s a fricking sticker.

**John:** Wow.

**Craig:** Sometimes you could see inside, oh, there’s some sort of… No. I don’t understand what this machine is doing. We dumped in 20 pairs of socks, a hoodie, and a bra, and it somehow knew exactly what was in that bin instantly.

**John:** That’s incredible.

**Craig:** It’s amazing.

**John:** I like it.

**Craig:** I’m terrified.

**John:** When I was in Boston a couple weeks ago, I did buy something at Uniqlo, and the checkout was a hassle and a pain. I’m happy that they found some way to do it.

**Craig:** Get thee to the Uniqlo in Beverly Hills and try out this technology. It’s pretty remarkable. My One Cool Thing mostly is the socks, but secondarily-

**John:** Mostly the socks.

**Craig:** … the magic bin that knows what you bought.

**John:** I’m debating on how I think about this, because we mostly have white socks. We mostly wear white socks, and so we don’t have to match them. As we do laundry, any two socks are their pair. With colored socks, you do have to match the pairs. It’s not a huge hassle.

**Craig:** It’s really not. It’s really not.

**John:** I’m excited for your socks. You deserve colorful socks.

**Craig:** Thank you.

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**Craig:** Thank you, John.

[Bonus Segment]

**John:** Great. This had a prompt. Drew, somebody wrote in with a question for us.

**Drew:** Yeah, a photojournalist wrote in. She wrote, “Craig talks about his career and how he knew he could do something like The Last of Us but didn’t know or imagine he would ever be given the opportunity. I think about myself in a different industry. I spent years, jealously, I hate to admit, watching other people do what I wanted to do. I looked at their work and thought, ‘Just put me in, coach. I can do it.’ Then one day, while I was standing in the middle of a river, photographing migrants as they crossed into Mexico on their journey north, I had a realization that after 10 years of hard work, I’d made it to the opportunity I’d always hope I’d be given. And for a moment, it was like getting a case of vertigo, like glancing down while you’re extraordinarily high on a very dangerous mountain climb and suddenly realizing where you are. Can y’all talk about if you ever had that moment and how you emotionally reassured yourself so that you didn’t suddenly lose your footing and tumble back down from where you came?”

**John:** Oof.

**Craig:** Heavy.

**John:** I have a lot of stories, anecdotes, and related feelings about that. I became successful pretty early on in my career. I got my first movie made. I definitely remember walking up to set for the first day of Go! and thinking, “Wow, there’s all these trucks around. Oh, these trucks are for my movie. Oh, crap, I’m making a movie.” I felt like I wasn’t worthy to be there, and overwhelmed that I was going to be found out. There’s definitely a lot of imposter syndrome, and then realizing, “Oh, no, actually, I do know how to do this. This is going to be fine. This is going to be okay,” and a series of those sort of steps, like being on set for my first TV show and all those issues, being around famous people and being in those rooms and realizing, “Oh, this is sort of the dream. This is what I’ve always wanted. It’s kind of what I thought it would be, but also just a lot of hard work.” Craig?

**Craig:** It’s an incredibly common thing, and I think if you don’t experience it, you might be a sociopath. It’s pretty normal to think, “Wait, I’m the thing that I was dreaming of being. If I was dreaming of it, then I shouldn’t be it. That’s why it was a dream. Now what do I do?”

There’s a couple of things that hopefully will help. One is, at some point you begin to realize, I haven’t changed at all. The key is, like you said, “Okay, I had made it to the opportunity I had always hoped I would be given.” That’s a great way of putting it. What you didn’t say, and I’m glad for it, photojournalist, is, “I became a success.” You’re the same person. The circumstances around you are changing.

But one thing that’s happening is a re-balancing of the karmic scales. You’re being evaluated in a different way. Sometimes it’s not fair. Particularly early on in our careers, we can be discounted. Later on, we may be over-counted. There’s this thing that happens where suddenly you can do no wrong, until of course you do. Then it’s important to remember again, I haven’t changed; the circumstances have. The way the world evaluates you is not necessarily your worth. It almost always isn’t. It’s important to remember you’re the same person. That’s good news. What it means is what you were doing then, which they might have looked down on, came from the same brain as what you’re doing now. Keep that continuity in mind.

I run into this all the time when I’m doing interviews for press for our show. I can’t tell you how many times, a million, someone has said, “You used to make comedies, and now you do this. What? How? What? How?” I’m like, “Okay, here we go again.” See, have you never met anyone? You never met anyone who was a funny person who also felt sad sometimes or got angry or about something or had moments of seriousness? Do you think that Jim Carrey walks around all day like he’s in Liar, Liar? What? What do you mean? We hold multitudes with ourselves. But it’s hard for people. I understand why they ask me this question, because they evaluate us by what we do and then imagine that we had to change to do this thing. We did not. They did. They had to change.

Just reconnect with the consistency of who you are, and the fact that when you were doing the things that you were like, “I’m doing this for money. I wish I could have better opportunities,” that you did that work well enough to get you into this place, where people are now giving you the opportunity to do this. Just keep doing the work. Keep growing. Always be humble. Always remember you can get better, always. Study the people that do what you do, and do it so beautifully that you love it.

And never lose that excitement for other people’s good work. That’s so important. You see somebody else crushing it. Okay. You said you used to be jealous. Fine. But now you are where you are. Stop being jealous. Start appreciating it, because it makes you better when you see these things. It makes you better. You learn. It inspires you to up your game, which is fantastic.

Then don’t worry too much about the fact that you are, like you said, on a very dangerous mountain climb. You’re not. There is no mountain. There is just this long walk that we begin when we’re born, and we end it when we die. The walk is going well for you. Keep walking. Keep looking at it.

**John:** In the initial setup for this, I said answered prayers, that sense of, oh, you had this wish, this hope, this dream. You were a protagonist in the story. You had this vision of what you wanted to achieve. In that vision of what you want to achieve, you probably had markers and milestones and, “Oh, if I’ve done this thing, then I will have made it.” In the case of you as a photojournalist, if you’re being hired and sent off on these assignments to do these things, that’s great. In the case of people who want to make movies and TV shows, you’re on set, you’re at the premiere, where you have those pinch me moments.

The same way Craig was saying you’re still the same person, I think one of the dangers is that in that vision, in that prayer you put out there, you were going to achieve these things, and in achieving these things, you were going to be happy. You were going to feel good about yourself. You were going to feel like you were worthy, that life would be good. I think one of the things you notice over time is that the most successful people you end up meeting in their fields aren’t necessarily the happiest. In many cases, they are not happy. We know many very successful people who are kind of miserable.

There’s a certain thing that happens when you’ve achieved that success and, “Wait, I should be happy, but why am I not happy?” I can point to all these things that I have achieved, and yet I still feel like a miserable failure.” I think you’ve got to make sure that you are aware that some success, financial success, career success, the accolades of others, they feel good. They’re useful, but they are not going to fundamentally affect your own self-perception or your ability to feel good about yourself, and in some cases, that kind of success can only emphasize and magnify those feelings until you become kind of monstrous. Just be aware of that too. Success is not going to make you happy. That’s a crucial thing to remember.

**Craig:** It’s not going to change you fundamentally. It’s not going to cure your shame issues. They will still be there. Everything that John just said is really important to understand. We, especially in American culture, imagine that there is a win. It’s not really that way. Here’s the best news, I guess, is that when you become a success at the thing that you are compelled to do, because I assume, photojournalist, there are days where you’re like, “Oh my god, it’s hot, and I don’t want to go out there,” but also, “Oh, if I see that, I got to get my camera.” Okay, there’s the compulsion. That’s the way I am with writing. That’s the way John is. You’re compelled to do this thing. When you achieve a certain amount of success, it becomes easier to pursue your compulsion. It doesn’t become happier. It doesn’t become simple. You will still have moments where it hurts. You’re going to be doing it anyway, and now it’s gotten easier to do, because you can focus more on it. You don’t have to worry as much about other things, like paying the bills, being kicked out of a house, food, medicine, health care. Those things get solved by success, so that you can concentrate on the work you do.

With success also comes opportunities to work with better people. Working with better people is the instant Hamburger Helper to doing better work. Let’s say I get a call from Martin Scorsese. I haven’t, by the way, and I’m stunned. But let’s say he did, and he’s like, “Craig, I want to make a movie with you,” in his fun, fast-talking way. I would get better as a writer working with Martin Scorsese. How could I not? That’s exciting. There are all these benefits to success, but none of them include happy. That’s not the end result here.

**John:** Looking at this last paragraph here, she writes, “For a moment, it was like getting a case of vertigo, like glancing down while extraordinarily high on a very dangerous mountain climb and suddenly realizing where you are.” What I hear in that is also fear of loss, loss aversion, like, “I made it to this place, and now it’s all perilous, because I could fall from this high of place. I worry about losing it all.” I definitely see that happening among some of our peers. They’re really worried about, “If I don’t maintain this pace, if I don’t maintain this level of success, it’s all going to come crashing down.”

I think over the course of our 10 years, we’ve tried to be consistent about saying, “Listen, be ready to be successful. Here’s some things to be thinking about when you actually achieve some financial success, when you achieve some career success, but you can’t let that paralyze you, and you can’t get stuck or trapped in this way of thinking.”

Craig, that’s one thing I want to commend you for is that you were a successful comedy writer, you weren’t happy doing it, and you said, “Listen, I’m not going to worry about losing my status as a comedy writer. I’m going to do some other stuff here and scratch the itches I actually really have.” I would say the same to Photojournalist. Don’t worry too much about losing what you have. Keep thinking about the kind of work you did to get to this place, how do you keep that work going.

**Craig:** All true. I guess I’ll finish with my one last bit of, I don’t know if it’s advice, but commiseration, one human being to another. When you arrive at this place that you’ve imagined arriving at for so long, you can also get depressed, because there is no cake. The cake is a lie. If you have something to dream about, that is warm and comforting and exciting. If you get there and, as John suggests correctly, it doesn’t make you instantly happy, it doesn’t change who you are, transform you from inside, you can get depressed, because suddenly you start to wonder, what’s the point of all of this? We are trained to have a destination. There is no destination. If you think that you have, quote unquote, arrived, and then you look around and go, “Wait, is this it? It’s a lot like when I hadn’t arrived, just better hotel rooms,” that’s normal. You have to mourn the loss of that childlike hope.

Then on the other side of that hopefully brief spell, there is something better, which is an acceptance of the way things are and that the work itself is, he said cliché-ably, the work itself is the reward. That’s the reward. There is no other reward. Hopefully, we have helped a little bit there, photojournalist. We’re certainly very proud of you. Keep walking your walk.

**John:** Indeed. Craig, thank you very much.

**Craig:** Thanks, John.

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* [‘Daredevil’ Hits Reset Button as Marvel Overhauls Its TV Business](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/daredevil-marvel-disney-1235614518/) by Borys Kit for The Hollywood Reporter
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* [Aphantasia – A Different Kind of Blindness](https://leelefever.com/aphantasia-blindness/) by Lee LeFever
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