I almost invented this word today. But didn’t.
Words on the page
On accident, by accident
If you say “on accident,” you’re very likely under 30 years old. In fact, among Americans in that age group, it’s more becoming more common than the traditional “by accident.”
Gender-specific douchery
We rarely refer to women as assholes.
On the present tense
The present progressive tense can be your friend.