Sundance [frowns upon](http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-01-14-sundance-cracks-down_x.htm) selling festival tickets on Ebay. But looking through the ads, I’m heartened to find that most sellers are technically selling “Sundance guides.” And when you buy the guide, you get one free ticket!
The best disclaimer, however, was this one:
Note: These tickets are free with the purchase of the paper clip that will hold them together.

I was shocked by recent photos of Farrah Fawcett. Is she near death?—Carey Roberts, Cleveland, Ohio
Walter Scott cannot predict when or even if Farrah Fawcett will die, because he is not a doctor, and [does not actually exist](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2007/rain-on-parade). He can, however, point out how great she was in “The Burning Bed,” and speculate whether the story paralleled any of the drama in her marriage to “Six Million Dollar Man” Lee Majors. (Answer: No.)

