Here’s a useful bookmark: [click it](http://www.unled.net/) and it will generate a first name and last name from the U.S. Census data. Refresh to try again.
So far, I’ve ended up with Michael Nickle, Sandra Gray, Jeffrey Silva and Tricia Lenz. Those might not be names for my theoretical deep-sea cowboy, but for That Guy in The Office? Perfect.
Thanks to [kottke](http://www.kottke.org/remainder/08/04/15401.html) for the link.