Rights and Copyright

   I have this vision of a modern version of famed movie CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG. My vision has a multicultural cast with actor/comedian Wayne Brady playing the starring role (Dick Van Dyke’s character). I need a writer. How can I find one? And at what price?

–Les Williams

On the scale of marketable ideas, that’s not bad, although I suspect in this remake-crazy culture, someone’s already working on it. Regardless, I’m sure Wayne Brady and his representatives are happy that you’re out there, working to find him roles.

Ignoring for the moment that someone actually owns the underlying rights (probably MGM, but maybe Ian Fleming’s estate), I see two main paths which you could take in pursuit of a screenwriter to implement your vision.

First, you could find a screenwriter who is already somewhat successful. I’m not talking Robert Towne or Callie Khouri, but rather a writer who got credit on Eddie Griffin’s latest movie, or a Mandy Moore vehicle. Since you’re not bringing a lot to the project other than your enthusiasm, you may have a hard time convincing this writer’s agent to take you seriously. But I’d bet out of a list of 10 candidates, you’d find at least two writers willing to hear you describe your vision for the movie. And if it’s as good as you think it is, maybe one writer will say yes. Working together, the two of you either write the script as a spec, or approach the rights holder and convince them to commission a script.

The other option would be to find a screenwriter without any produced credits, and convince her to write the script for you. Maybe you pay her a few thousand dollars, maybe you don’t. Either way, you work together to create the best possible script you can, with some sort of written contract between you clarifying that you’re attached as a producer. When it’s finished, you approach the rights holder and convince them that your script will make the definitive multi-ethnic CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG for the new millennium.

How do you find this newbie writer in the first place? You might have luck with online screenwriting forums and workshops. As long as you can read the writer’s work, it doesn’t matter where they live. Another good option would be to find writers who’ve won (or made the final rounds) in one of the many screenwriting competitions, such as the ones sponsored by Final Draft or the Austin Film Festival.

Which way is better? Honestly, they’re both difficult. But a producer’s job is always difficult, and many of today’s top producers started their careers exactly this way, with nothing more to offer than their imagination and tenacity.

A lot of movies purport to be "based on a true story," even
when the finished product is highly fictionalized. Are there any rules or
guidelines
that govern the use of this label?

–Ellie Kane

Not really. The "based on the true story…" tagline has become something
of a cliché for television movies-of-the-week, along with its insidious
variants: "inspired by…", "in the vein of…" and the
rest. You’re right in assuming that the phrase means almost nothing anymore.

I suppose a very bored, very litigious television viewer could sue a television
network claiming false advertising if the movie was really nothing like the "actual
events" it was based on, but what are the damages, really? Two hours wasted?

The only person who could legitimately claim damages is one of the "real
people" portrayed in the movie, under libel law. That’s why a network
legal department is careful to check out both the script and the marketing
to make sure that none of the portrayals could bring on a lawsuit.

I had some questions about copyrighted materials. I
know you have to pay the recording companies for the rights to songs. What
if I have a character singing
Foreigner’s "Urgent" in the shower? Will I get sued?

In the same vein, can I have a character argue the
merits of McDonald’s Big and Tasty or will I have Ronald’s team of lawyers
calling me up? I know different
films have portrayed companies negatively before, most memorable (in my mind)
being RAIN MAN, which had Tom Cruise proclaiming "K-Mart sucks!" But
I don’t know if that was somehow approved by K-Mart or not.

–David Scott

Here’s the difference between writing a screenplay and making a movie: as
the screenwriter, you can do anything you damn well please. You can have your
hero urinating on the Pillsbury Doughboy while smoking crack with Mr. Clean.

Now, when the time comes to actually make the movie, there may be a legal
team offering very cogent arguments for why that can’t happen. The Pillsbury
folks might sue, and even if they wouldn’t win, the threat of a lawsuit might
be deterrence enough. And in the case of Foreigner, they might ask for too
much money. It happens.
But by the time it comes to make the movie, you’ll hopefully have strong producer and director who are so entranced by your brilliant writing that they’ll help
you fight to get your vision on screen. (More likely, they’ll cower and capitulate
and blame other people, but let’s just pretend.)

In short, David, worry about writing the best scenes and not about lawsuits
or song rights.