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Why Harry Can’t Spell

November 10, 2010 Follow Up, Genres

While I’m worrying about [higher education as philanthropy](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2010/film-school-business-education), Samuel Arbesman dares to question the [value of a Hogwarts education](http://arbesman.net/blog/2010/11/07/no-wizard-left-behind/):

> As near as I can tell, if you grow up in the magical world (as opposed to be Muggle-born, for example), you do not go to school at all until the age of eleven. In fact, it’s entirely unclear to me how the children of the wizarding world learn to read and write. There is a reason Hermione seems much more intelligent than Ron Weasley. It’s because Ron is very likely completely uneducated.

The books make mention of the Weasley kids going to another school before Hogwarts — and anyway, they’d be good candidates for home-schooling. But the larger issue is that such an insular and specialized education starting at such a young age is almost certainly a bad idea.

> Perhaps some go off to college and graduate school. But that seems unlikely due to the dim view they take of the Muggle world. More likely, they go off to work in such places as a governmental agency, entirely unaware of political theory. Or they write for a daily newspaper, without knowing anything about journalism.

But then again, we live in a Muggle world full of under-educated politicians and journalists. And we don’t get wands.

(via [Kottke](http://kottke.org/10/11/the-value-of-a-hogwarts-education).)

Are parentheticals overused, cont’d

October 26, 2010 Follow Up, Formatting

Following up on last week’s article, Synthian took it upon himself to count how often screenwriters are actually using them, resulting in “a semi-random sampling of successful multi-decade, multi-genre writers vs their own parentheticals.”

The following numbers do not include non-dialog parentheses such as (O.S.), (V.O.) (MORE), or (CONT’D). They represent only dialogical parentheticals such as (through the megaphone) as well as (beat)s and (pause)s.

Brian Helgeland

THE POSTMAN: 137 pages
161 parentheticals
1.17 parentheticals per page

LA CONFIDENTIAL: 110 pages
99 parentheticals
.9 parentheticals per page

MAN ON FIRE: 128 pages
76 parentheticals
.59 parentheticals per page

Brian Helgeland’s average parentheticals per page: .88

John August

BIG FISH: 124 pages
97 parentheticals
.78 parentheticals per page

THE NINES: 100 pages
57 parentheticals
.57 parentheticals per page

CHARLIE’S ANGELS: 104 pages
109 parentheticals
1.04 parentheticals per page

John August’s average parentheticals per page: .79

Other writers

DAVID WEBB PEOPLES, 12 MONKEYS: 150 pages
144 parentheticals
.96 parentheticals per page

AARON SORKIN, A FEW GOOD MEN: 149 pages
225 parentheticals
1.51 parentheticals per page

J.F. LAWTON, PRETTY WOMAN: 126 pages
143 parentheticals
1.13 parentheticals per page

TED ELLIOTT & TERRY ROSSIO, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: 139 pages
152 parentheticals
1.09 parentheticals per page

With this (obviously limited) sample of 10 screenplays, we find a cohort of successful screenwriters using an average of .97 parentheticals per page. That’s higher than I would have guessed. I’m also surprised to find myself on the lower end of parenthesists.

Learn more about the basics of parenthetical usage here!

Why email addresses matter

October 12, 2010 Follow Up

In my post on [What belongs on a title page](http://johnaugust.com/archives/2010/screenplay-title-page), I wrote:

> I’ll always harbor doubts about anyone with a Hotmail, AOL or RoadRunner address. If you have an embarrassing email address, get something staid and boring at Gmail.

Several readers disagreed with me in the comments. Kevin, for one:

>Talk about splitting hairs. Let’s not get all assuming or snobby about Hotmail/AOL/Roadrunner accounts; something as minor as a free email address preference should not cause you to “harbor any doubts.”

RML2010 felt the same way:

> Please, get a grip and don’t allow “it’s Hollywood” to make you choose a gmail script over a hotmail script. At LEAST flip a coin.

It’s time to have a little talk about perception, and why it matters. Some of this is specific to screenwriting, but a lot of it applies to anyone.

Consider your inbox. You have seven new emails from strangers, with the following email addresses: ((I’m making these up. Apologies if I accidentally used someone’s real address.))

1. smurf667@aol.com
2. bill@billwaldon.com
3. rem54mdds@sbcglobal.net
4. tommfs1982@hotmail.com
5. christina.alvarez@gmail.com
6. verdun.singh@stanford.edu
7. tammy@reallybigknockers.net

Which of these people do you expect has a website? Which do you suspect clicks a lot of animated banner ads? Which ones do you anticipate having the most succinct, well-written message?

Call it stereotyping. Call it filtering. But based on these seven email addresses, I know:

* Bill, Verdun and Christina’s names.
* tommfs1982 is probably 28 years old.
* rem54mdds is (in my opinion) a sucker for using SBC’s email, because it makes him less likely to switch to another provider.
* The AOL user either likes the Smurfs or has a name like Samantha Murphy.
* Verdun Singh goes to Stanford, or works there in some capacity.
* tammy and I seem to have little in common. (And it might be spam.)

Regardless of someone’s email address, you are likely to open and read most of these emails. It’s a pretty low commitment.

But consider a screenplay. Reading a script is a sizable investment of time and energy. From the cover page, all you have to go on is the title, the writer’s name, and possibly an email address.

Based on just their email addresses, I start with mildly positive impressions for Bill, Christina and Verdun. I start with mildly negative impressions for the other four. All that may change once I start reading — *but only if I start reading.*

Considering it takes five minutes to set up a free email address at a place like Gmail, why wouldn’t you give yourself a better chance at a good read?

Election results announced

September 17, 2010 Follow Up, WGA

The votes have been counted in the [WGAw Board election](http://wga.org/content/default.aspx?id=4332):

> The following eight members were elected to the WGAW’s Board of Directors: Robin Schiff (754 votes), Katherine Fugate (749 votes), Aaron Mendelsohn (741 votes), David A. Goodman (740 votes), Kathy Kiernan (691 votes), Christopher Keyser (610 votes), David Shore (554 votes), Mark Gunn (519 votes).

> Fugate, Goodman, Gunn, Kiernan, and Mendelsohn are incumbents. Board members will serve a two-year term, effective immediately.

Congratulations to all. I’m especially happy to see Aaron Mendelsohn and Mark Gunn returning to the board.

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