Noted for future reference: I almost invented a word today on [Twitter](http://twitter.com/johnaugust/status/1512219349):
I say “almost,” because while I can’t find any earlier use on [Twitter itself](http://twitter.com/timeline/home#search?q=twitchforks), the term shows up twice in [Google](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=twitchforks&btnG=Search) results.
So close.
BTW, I’m using Twitter more. If you’re interested, you can follow me [@johnaugust](http://twitter.com/johnaugust/).