I had a hunch the strike would put Josh Friedman back at the keyboard.

AMPTP: Wow, Ms. Prostitute. That was some great sex we just had.

PROSTITUTE: Thanks, AMPTP John. That’ll be three hundred dollars.

AMPTP: You’re kidding. I’m not paying you.

PROSTITUTE: What?

AMPTP: I paid you three hundred dollars for sex last week. I consider this promotional.

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