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John and Craig take a look at stories in the news — and elsewhere — to ask How Would This Be a Movie?

This week, we’ve got brine shrimp, Nazis, sympathetic kidnappers, and metaphysical paradoxes. What’s more, we’ve got a possible Nicole Perlman situation.


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UPDATE 1-30-17: The transcript of this episode can be found here.