Comments on: Scrippets are go

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:45:08 +0000

INT. MACHINE SHOP — EVENING Timo and Jamie sit and sigh and drink. JAMESON This is hard. Timo nods and drinks. JAMESON I was trying to sleep, most of the time. TIMO You couldn’t have slept through every minute of Catholic school; you had to learn something useful. Jamie grins. JAMESON I learned how to swear in twelve languages, how to smoke, how to fart in a box- TIMO But you didn’t learn a single Bible story?! They drink and think. Jamie rises to his feet. JAMESON And if we don’t find a story, what then? TIMO I’ve worked on a farm, I’ve fished for a living, I’ve stacked rocks- JAMESON You’ve been poor. Me too. I didn’t like it. Timo shrugs. TIMO So- remember a story. Jamie leaves. JAMESON I’m trying…

By: DEAF BROWN TRASH PUNK!!!

DEAF BROWN TRASH PUNK!!! — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:45:38 +0000

It doesn’t work…

By: DEAF BROWN TRASH PUNK!!!

DEAF BROWN TRASH PUNK!!! — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:45:12 +0000

INT. BEDROOM - DAY

John is seated at the computer, masturbating to Internet porn.

JOHN Ohhhh, ohhh... oh baby do it harder!

By: John

John — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:07:42 +0000

EXT. HOUSE - DAY

John fires up the Scrippet 0.99995 machine.

JOHN

(hoping)

Does it still work?

SILENCE.

And then, it suddenly FIRES UP AGAIN.

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By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:50:19 +0000

Never mind.

Forget it.

Waste of time.

By: Jenny P

Jenny P — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:03:00 +0000

INT. EARTH'S CORE - UNKNOWN

SATAN is sitting reading a copy of Star Magazine. CERBERUS sits in the corner, a tennis ball, bone, and Jimmy Choo in each respective mouth.

SATAN How can they publish this and convince themselves I don't exist?

Center Cerberus gives a woof of agreement.

that is too cool. Livejournal is wordpress, right? I should check this on there soon.

By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:06:56 +0000

What happened to my two posts?

By: Earl Newton

Earl Newton — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:38:44 +0000

Int. JohnAugust.com - Night

A waterfall of script excerpts devour the world, under the guise of "testing the system."

JOHN AUGUST (the horror coming home) What have I done?

By: Johnny

Johnny — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:07:47 +0000

INT. BLOG COMMENTS

JOHNNY

Heeey -- no asterisk function for revisions?? Dangnabit!

By: Johnny

Johnny — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:00:55 +0000

Heeey– no asterisk function for revisions?? Dangnabit.

By: Matt2000

Matt2000 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:52:04 +0000

For those in need of a more powerful web content platform, a Drupal module is posted at:

http://drupal.org/project/scrippet

…but it hasn’t undergone the rigourous testing of the WordPress version, so it probably has more to be done.

Feel free to submit issues at http://drupal.org/project/issues/scrippet

INT. SERVER DATA CENTER

An eerie calm has settled from the chaos.

DRUPAL

(with growing confidence)

It’s OK now, I speak scrippet, too.

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